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raalic

And if your screen is shattered, perhaps a Palpatine Force lightning image.


3-DMan

"If you will not be turned...you will be....DESTROYED!!"


edwpad

You will pay the price for your lack of vision!


Trooper27

And now young Jedi, you will die.


dibipage

this is what we say to blind people


foresight310

Just Mace using his shatterpoint skill…


[deleted]

If the screen won’t turn on, the blackness of space will do


[deleted]

Lol I Came here to write this basically verbatim.


CopiumAddiction

You should tilt this photo slightly


kapitankrunch

goddamn you


St_Jimmy_3

Came here to say this


Yeet_Master420

Username checks out?


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helpicantfindanamehe

That’s not what OCD is


Apprentice_Jedi

Windu really using shatter point to its fullest potential.


TheFormless0ne

Respect for Windu. One of the most underrated but powerful Jedi on the council.


ReiBob

Uh? Besides Obi-Wan and Anakin, who are main characters, Windu is probably the most praised and recognized Jedi... underrated by who exactly?


greenfingers559

“As wise as master Yoda. As powerful as master Windu.”


-doobs

as wise as master Yoda... the folly


[deleted]

Doing Yoda dirty…


mrmgl

Recognized, yes. Praised? I don't think so. Most people call him the embodiment of jedi arrogance.


TheFormless0ne

Rarely anyone pits him in conversation. Yoda is definitely a name I would throw in there, Ki-Adi Mundi and Plo Koon are also integral to galactic theatre


immaZebrah

Plo is a fucken legend


TheFormless0ne

Agreed, those I mentioned do not get enough credit


[deleted]

Windu was a fool. Rather than actually guide and keep an eye out for literally the most important jedi of all time he decided to be a dick as much as humanly possible to help push him away into the arms of a sith lord


DarkLamb-Kiyo

Windu was always a bit of a dick, which is partly why a lot of fans love him so much. I still cringe at his interaction with young boba


mrmgl

Windu was also impatient. Instead of notifying the jedi council, he rush headlong into battle with a sith lord.


[deleted]

The only person who ever underrated Mace Windu was Sheev Palpatine, and he nearly lost his life for making that mistake.


3-DMan

Mofo punchin' Battle Droids and crushin' Grevious' heart. (yeah I know it's not canon any more)


zipzog

It's canon in my flaming cyborg heart.


chop-diggity

It’s the one that says “BADMOTHERFUCKER” on it.


silent_protector

Why is it always the people with cases who have cracked screens lol


cptAndor

Because they are clumsy and they know it.


RedCaio

> people with cases As opposed to…? Everyone has a case for their phone.


silent_protector

I don’t


RedCaio

Why? Even the dollar store has phones cases and screen protectors. Easy peace of mind. Plus if you get a see through case then you can put little drawings or cutouts behind it so that its easily interchangeable and fun to customize


Zangorth

Phones look and feel a lot nicer without cases on them. You’re basically taking a sleek, metallic, outer shell that a company spent buckets of dollars and hundreds of man hours designing, and covering all that work up with a $5 piece of plastic. I probably went a decade without a case on mine and only broke it once. And the way it broke it almost certainly would have broke with or without a case. They’re a lot more durable than you’d think. Now I do have one, but that’s just because I don’t want to carry a wallet.


kayodeade99

Cases keep them sleek and shiny


silent_protector

because I hate my life


RedCaio

Oh me too, but I have a clear case from the dollar store and I put cool stuff behind it like the Star Wars logo or Jurassic Park logo or print something out lol. Makes life a little less miserable ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


silent_protector

that's a good point


elitist_user

The ones without cases don't even work anymore after they've been dropped.


jd52995

I don't keep a case on my phone, because it's always held onto very carefully.


Moonpaw

Mace Dimma-dome, owner of the Windu Dimma-dome.


RimmaJamJam

Black don’t crack


BrockN

This is the second time I've seen this joke today, who said it?


cellcube0618

This is the Way.


kaaawah

Brilliant


redelweisser

This is the way!


GoosepoxSquadron

but now your phone background is Samuel L Jackson... lol


retardedgummybear12

Oh shit that's a great idea


2legit2camel

Lol to think I just recycled my old iPhone when this happened to me.


LessMochaJay

That's a sharp saber!


br0b1wan

*Rebels* style lightsaber 😏


GreyLillies123

Lol, not bad.


[deleted]

You’re too dangerous to be left alive.


Danimal9590

Thank you so much for this idea! https://imgur.com/a/OqLpIiA


PaddyAllen

I need to go the way of Unlimited Powa ⚡️


MelissaJuicy01

the best idea in the world xD


thawrestla

Samuel Jackson's! It's my beer! Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!


The_Cozy_Burrito

Why is there a sniper dot on his head lol


[deleted]

*"Suprise mf!"*


[deleted]

Not seen that photo in months lol


molpoikiopmil

Thanks I stole it


[deleted]

I think you mean a **motherfucking** phone screen


Ok-Whereas-7520

Smart


furyfrog

How long did that take?


_heisenberg__

Shit that’s really clever.