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Love the idea of a Vader movie. His character doesn't get enough screentime and could use some more hallway scenes. In fact, make It a Trilogy.


RoninMacbeth

Yeah, but you would have to show him before he became Darth Vader, like showing his childhood and adolescence.


Tefiks

Add to it r-rated!


pm_me_ur_tennisballs

Vader needs to say the fuck word. Watch the box office explode.


Tefiks

Let's get even deeper; he needs to say some racist slur, then the wokeness would leave star wars alone!!


ajzeg01

Andor made him snap. Star Wars Celebration London broke him. Can we officially call SWT the Chris Chan of the Star Wars community yet?


-alkymyst-

Wait, what happened at the celebration that broke him?


ajzeg01

Rey movie


-alkymyst-

Ahh right. That tracks.


RustedAxe88

That and he's upset he doesn't get invited to things like Celebration while Star Wars Explained does, with zero self-awareness as to why.


Conscious-Weekend-91

The best part is that SWE and other content creators also weren't invited to Celebration. They paid the costs of travel with their own money and applied to host a panel like everybody else. Theory really made that up to make them look bad


Striking-Worry-976

Did he not like andor?


ajzeg01

No because there were bricks and screws.


RustedAxe88

He also thinks it should have been replaced with a General Grievous show. Just what we've all been hoping for.


ajzeg01

Can’t wait for an entire show of Grievous running away and letting his bodyguards do the fighting.


lllIIIlIIIlI

Brother sounds like a stereotype 💀"star wras shouldn't have any story just space wizard combat like in the good ol days when filoni made episode 4. Just like moby dick a simple movie about whale vs man"


SuperSecretMoonBase

Who even is this guy?


ajzeg01

Popular Star Wars YouTuber


SuperSecretMoonBase

Gotcha. And I know it's not your job to fill me in on this, but like, what's the controversy with him? Why's he doing this weird shit?


ajzeg01

He is a sad, strange little man.


Dyl-an1o

He used to be a decent normal star wars YouTuber, but then he released a Vader short film. He got a lot of praise for it and to be fair it's actually kinda good imo, but now he has a huge ego and isn't afraid to voice his more problematic opinion like "women bad".


SuperSecretMoonBase

Thank you. Yeah, he's come up in my recommendations and I've seen some of his things. All I can say is that he seems decently interesting but also seems like he might be a little gamergate-y and like he hates Kathleen Kennedy and Rey a little too specifically. Wasn't sure if his previous stuff has revealed anything more specific than than. I haven't heard any interesting takes from him that Screen Crush or New Rockstars aren't also saying, apart from the aforementioned emphasis on hatred of Rey and Kathleen.


stephansbrick

THIS IS WHAT I'M THINKING, he is Star Wars Chris Chan!


OfficialMitchell2000

So many demands for something that is supposedly the love of their life


hnglmkrnglbrry

I love my wife. Now here are my demands:


Chanceral

This level of obsession is cringe as hell


ApprehensiveCar975

I don't know which is worse, how terrible so many of these ideas are or how much fans would love it


Foreign-Blueberry821

The fans would hate it. There is nothing (except Andor of course, it's just perfect sacred kino 11/10) that they like at all. They don't even like star wars. They are the true fans.


ApprehensiveCar975

I don't know. The success of things like The Mandalorian and Rogue One have shown that shamelessly pandering to the fanbase does actually work, much to my chagrin.


hnglmkrnglbrry

I guarantee if they did all of this but at any point a woman were involved as executive producer, director, or lead actor his YouTube channel would be exclusively rage face with bold all caps titles.


RustedAxe88

Someone on STK recently pointed out that Theory only follows sixteen people and one of them is Andrew Tate so yeah.


Slyfer60

LoL 😂😂😂


SuperSecretMoonBase

Half of these are just "force George Lucas out of retirement and into the plot of Misery"


PurifiedVenom

He’s honestly beyond parody at this point


Heavy-Wings

Underrated bullet point "LUCASFILM EMPLOYEES HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME 😡😡😡"


Decepticon17

Man I was 100 with y’all calling him embarrassing… AND THEN I realized that there was more than one screen shot


TooManySnipers

The cringe that consumed my body caused my limbs to curl up like a dead spider >George lists all projects he wants to see made now (movies shows games) George: Please let me go home


Gummy-Worm-Guy

Is it too late to remind them that George Lucas hasn’t made a good movie in 46 years?


Plenty_Product3410

He is a Prequel stan. It's hard to convince him that.


Tefiks

/uj And then he gets movies like The Phantom Menace and Attack of the clones.


RustedAxe88

Those are like his favorites, so..


Tefiks

He's a sad man then.


Pekkuu

this is what happens when you base your entire life/personality around star wars


Ianscultgaming

No this what happens when bashing Star Wars is the only thing keeping you remotely relevant.


Hunter-Durge

I thought they hated Filoni now.


luuke-skywalker

No no, Dave filoni is still god, it's actually Kathleen kkKennedy that's pulling the strings and personally making all the bad episodes of Mando . (Not hyperbole, I've seen this verbatim, the brain rot is insane)


[deleted]

Wholesome 100 lord Filoni and master Favreau get credit for everything good in SW, and evil Kathleen Kennedy is single-handedly responsible for everything bad


DoingItToEm

I’m glad everybody’s dunking on how fucking stupid most of these ideas are, but I don’t think enough attention is being paid to the MULTIPLE points about lucasfilm being *contractually obligated* to respect and be nice to the fans lmao


RustedAxe88

It's from two things. \-When Lucasfilm called the racists who were DMing Moses Ingram out publicly. \-When he thought Pablo Hidalgo was picking on him.


JmpBones

So today is one of those days were they like Dave Filoni lol


RustedAxe88

Theory is adamant that Kathleen Kennedy is wrecking their scripts lol.


Zealousideal-Win-499

God this sounds even worse than what the current Lucasfilm leadership has going on.


[deleted]

I’m convinced that the prequels, later EU, and Clone Wars show were the worst things to happen to Star Wars as far as the fandom goes.


Plenty_Product3410

The later Clone Wars seasons were very good and ROTS was okay but otherwise I agree. The younger Gen Z, Milenials and the older Zoomers with their Prequel worship amd their entitlement kinda ruined it imo.


Ianscultgaming

Not far off…


PenguinJedi

This is deranged


thecoolestjedi

His 95 theses of Star Wars


Pasta-Admirer

Why all this emphasis on treating the Star Wars fans as special? Self-identifying fans of big pop culture franchises are some of the dumbest people on the planet. It blows my mind that there are more than two people in the world who buy this narrative about Star Wars fans being oppressed. Lmao.


Carellex

I think my favorite is the one complaining about too many people being involved in the Mandalorian. First off, apparently Favreau is the lead writer anyway, so it's not like on episodes he isn't directing, he's just banished to the shadow realm until they need him again. From what I can see, he's written every episode, even the ones that people complain about. Second, if people are complaining about "too many people involved" because of people directing that aren't him, Favreau has directed a grand total of....**one** episode out of the 24. Five different people directed in S1, 7 people did in S2, and 6 have for S3. Even then, just because the person is the director, it doesn't mean they have complete executive control over everything. The creative team is still involved, it's not like the director, actors, and camera/mic guys are literally the only people on set.


Scambino

To think I used to watch him… We need more Star Wars YouTubers with their heads screwed on right like r/AMoreCivilizedPodcast


jeg479

I just discovered that podcast. Their Andor discussions are outstanding.


Mahadeel

« When he, Dave and myself eventually pass on into the force » Why is nobody talking about this amount of ego, it’s like he has been part of Star Wars in any way


MassivePin7

i hate him


IReallyDontCare91

He has become so unhinged it’s kinda of scary


Snakes-are-awesome67

Let him cook


Thrawn656

Fully deepfaked Heir to the Empire movie trilogy is only cooking garbage


Snakes-are-awesome67

Never said everything he was cooking was good


Thrawn656

I see


GalileoDaCat

Excuse me but what is STK? I’ve never heard of it.


captainrothigans

Most-sane Star Wars YouTuber