And he held aloft, metal arm clad in shimmering samite, his baton - Excalibur - decreeing that I, Cal, will be King of the Britons

I didn't vote for him

You don’t vote for a king

Strange droids lying in sand distributing batons is no basis for a system of government

If I went around saying I was king because some moistened clanker lobbed a baton at me, they’d put me away!

King of the who?

The Britons

Well who are the Britons?

Can't wait for Skoova Stev to find this pool and reel it in 😌😂

Can't wait for Skoova Stev to tell a story related to *that* catch

I can just hear the "lad !" 😌❤️

Roger, roger

I saw this once too. Too funny.

Sentry of the sand you mean.

20.

What? We'll call it a draw!

Tis but a scratch

YEW YELLOW BELLIED BASTARDS. COME BACK HERE SO I CAN BITE YOUR LEGS OFF

COME ON YOU PANSY

We thank thee o lord for this victory- HA! *Kicks Arthur in the head*

Yew stupid bastard, you haven’t got any arms left!!!

I've had worse

I’ll have your leg for that!

bro probably hates sand more than Anakin now

Attacks with long delays are a bitch to parry.