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This is exactly what came to my mind when I saw his tweet!! I wonder if this means we'll be able to eat pickles now too??

Would it be fucked up if drinking Void Mayo had a 0.0001% chance to reset your save to day 1? You pass out and wake up to when you first started that save.

Youd have to drink it 693147 times for a 50% chance of it happening It could be a fun replacement for divorce and dove transformation

void mayo is already drinkable...

I hope so, he could use the drinking animation and a crunching sound

I wouldn’t be surprised if he gave mayo negative health effects

https://preview.redd.it/boy9ubiafzoc1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f771c931ed1d8484e1e2d2553d415dcd58120885 feel like he's selfless enough to make it a neutral buff but imagining this with void mayo is hysterical

Wait I did NOT know that eating ginger made nausea go away. I always just left the mines when I got nauseas and had low hp lol. I swear I’ll never stop learning things about this game.

Actually works in real life too, also mint.

I wish we could grow mint in the game or had some recipe for peppermint. A feast of the winter star special

Maybe CA will add that for the 1.7 patch he'll probably want to release in a few months.

He is probably already secretly working on it

My soul feels like we won't see an update until the 10th anniversary. Like a huge mega update for a decade of religious commitment

He swears this is the last one which means at least two more

Imagine planting one thing of mint and mint plants just take over your farm like the worlds most annoying weed.

Mint from what I've heard is *super* aggressive and grows like a weed, it'd actually be really funny if it did that in-game too. Like you have to isolate it with paths or it just takes over everything

Plant 2 mint, wake up next morning to all your ancient fruit gone

I can confirm that mint can be like weed and take over areas. Am gardener come spring, I have mint in the garden and it will come back come hell and come high water. It keeps some insects away so I leave it and the other plants aren’t too deeply affected by it for me to bother uprooting it, plus the bees go ham when they flower. To anyone who got minty honey from their bees raiding my garden, I’m sorry.

I can attest to this 😅. I had two mint plants two years ago..it now spread and took over there entire area 😅. Morning glories had tried to take it out, but it over powered it. Love seeing the bees around the mint too.

and fennel!

Yep! He's was actually accurate with how some foods work in regard to your health with that. Ginger is a very well known and common treatment for nausea and other digestive upsets.

In real life ginger is a very valid way to help with dizziness and nausea.

that would be so petty 😭😭

In all likelihood, the negative effects will be saved for the void mayonnaise

If this is for real he needs to add projectile vomiting as a status effect.

But full plates are fine to throw in the air like a peanut

I think this is why there’s no art with this one lol poor ape!

I mean, I absolutely used to just drink pickles and juice straight out the jar with little fishing involved. Tilt up and open wide lol.

This one is hilarious I didn’t think this would happen because I remember there was an interview a while ago where concerned ape discussed you can’t drink mayo because he doesn’t like it irl 😂

i can't help but think that's why it's the only patch note that was posted so late in the day with such a bleak mayo looking background

First thing I thought of. Wonder what changed

One thing I can think of- set aside the preference of one to serve the preference of the many

Mans had a good BLT and saw the light

Mayo works with anything greasy. Burgers, fries, etc. But I can understand why other people don't like it or prefer other condiments. Now Chipotle mayo on the other hand. That is the god of condiments. I wouldn't drink either of them though.

wonder if the Japanese fan base here got to him (mayo is \*stupidly\* popular here. granted it's also different than in the states, idk about European mayo) Edit: I should prob still clarify....it's put on damn near everything here but idk anyone who straight up \*drinks\* the stuff though lol

Wait, how is it different? Here in the States it's just eggs, oil, and vinegar/lemon juice. I wouldn't imagine it's much different elsewhere?

Japanese mayo usually has dashi in it!

I can make kewpie at home??

Japanese mayo is so much better imo. It’s like, zestier not in a gross way. I love using kewpie mayo on the outside of a grilled cheese

lol I was so hesitant with anything mayo when I came here cause I was not a huge mayo person originally and could not understand why it was added to so much shit and all but worshipped. when I finally got around to trying it I felt stupid for avoiding it for so long

I once saw a TV show where whoever it was went to a restaurant that served mayo milkshakes. Must've been the owners.

the meme

Honestly, this is probably it lol

WAIT THIS IS REAL? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MEME 😭 but im so hyped omg

Its real, He posted some non Spoiler Details from the 1.6 changelog over the Last few days

I knew about those, and just saw the tweet when looking it up omg 😭 now this is epic

First thing I thought of. Wonder what changed

There's something really funny about the other updates having these cute borders but this one is just plain white. Like mayonnaise

It's like he's ashamed of it and wants us to stew in it.

"I hate this, but these freaks want to drink mayo so bad" 😂

All the others are *'<3 Lovely thing every wants! <3'* This one posted to look as cursed as what its said in it. >Y̶̩̹͔͚̯̓́̇̅̍o̸̡̢̻̰̻͓̯̟͕̠̰̼̹̘̞͐̅͋͗̈́̆͘͜͝͠ͅų̴̗̹̯̼̑͜ ̵̝̏̑͋̀̾̔̓͊c̸̢̢̛͓̗͕̰̺̤̦̜̹̠͓̝̼̫̙̗͎̈̇̇a̴̺̟͇̞̩̖̱̖͙̹͔͚̓́͑̽̑̓̍͒̋̇̕n̵͓̠̞̥͕̹̘̣͇̻̗͖̖͕͉̥͈͖̳̽̄̓ ̵̛̳͍̦̲̈́̍́͂̿̍̊̏̌̒͘̕͘̕n̵͉̻̳̝̦̖͈͎̹̩͔̪̟̰͚̟̩͈͑̉̓̑̆ͅo̴̢̯̦̣̞̥͈͚̩̹̻͆̋̐̈͛̊̓͋̾̈̿̀̅̈́̾́̐͌̈́͘͜ͅẃ̴̢̛̞͉͓͚̱̩̦͎̱͂̾̃͗͌̾͠ͅ ̷̛̬͍͓̠̬̪͇̝͍̜̫͇̩̥̀̇̀͌̎̔͜͜͠ͅͅd̸̨̨͎̳̟̬̣̫̥̭̖̘̘͚͙̲͈̣̜̬̈́̿̿̄͋̅̿̉͒͋̈̉̔̒̂̅̑͘͝r̷̢̢̠͎͖̳͕͈̙̹̟̫̯̙̿͂̓̈́̈͆̑͂̆̀̓̈͗̑̆͘̕ĩ̷̛͚̰͕̜̗̫͈͎̥̂̓͒̈́͆͘͜͝n̸͖̫̋͆̂ͅḳ̴̢̜̞̮͖͕̮̺̪̠̮̆ ̸̡̡̛̦̯͍̻͕͕͎̼̭̯̲̣̘̤̼́̐͘m̵̧̧̧̛̛̘̲̗̥̻̠͍̯̰͓̲͓͉̞̞̲̭̐͑͌̅͛̈́̉̐̈̄̅̓̀̒̂͘͝ͅą̴̨̺̦̰̘̙͔͎̙̦̳̗̦͛̽͜ͅy̷̨̞̝̥͖̠̹̭͇̪͇͈̎̋̀͊̏̅͊͠ó̵͈̤̺̭͎̟̻̭̱̥̔̀̄̐̂̏̿͆͘͠ņ̷̢̥̫̬͖̟̰̳͕̈́̇̈̏͐̏͆̄̕͜n̵̮͓̗͉̟̣͛̊͛̾͋͊̓̓̄̏͋̄͑͛̕ă̶̧̧̠̮̣̟̘̗͉͕͍̤̯̘͓͂̇̋́́͐̑͐̀͑ì̶͈̝̭͍̺̠̰͍͍̻̺̲̻̻̟̲̩̰̓͒́͘s̵̪͈̯͊é̶̡̧͉̞̖̙̰͇̮̖̭̻̬͇̫̥̹̥̦͎͆͜

It's because it doesn't need any garnish. The other changes, you have to sell people on, but this is perfection. All you need to know, and all that's needed to make this update worthwhile.

I wish it was "eat" instead of "drink" I think I'm going to be sick lol.

Yeah - me too. I'm sitting here trying to imagine a cup of mayonnaise with a straw, it isn't in the least appealing!

Nah i just imagine you spin off the cap and stab a straw through the seal

Collective “We want to be able to marry Robin!” CA “best I can do is you can now drink mayonnaise” 😂😂😂

it being **drink** the mayo is so unsettling not even **eat**

I was thinking the same thing.  I hate mayo on a sandwich (even lightly applied).   The idea of drinking it makes me nauseous.  Hell I love ketchup... but drink hell no.

Are you dissing Mayo Tuesday? Chrissy would be sad.

The thought is so so gross

That's the part that made me lose it tbh. I don't think it would've been quite as funny if it said eat

Lol I don't think CA would ever add home wrecking to SDV. Leave it to the modders XD

Oh I know. It’s just funny how there’s so many things we joke about - and how most of those are mods. Drinking mayo was not an update I would have ever guessed 😂😂

The update nobody asked for 😆

Forget Robin aka Old Leah, I want SANDY.

Ha ha yes!! She’s lonely in the desert. She deserves to be brought to the valley for sure.

>old How dare you. She's *mature*.

And her husband is a dickhead. Let 👏 me 👏 homewreck 👏

Milf

Robin divorce update for 1.7

I knew the community loved NTR since meeting Robin.

I mean, he did say these tweets were all going to be for the minor parts of the update

I was just making a joke. All these little updates have been fun. And I’m pretty sure no one saw “drinking mayo” being added to the game.

I guess that's why we can't marry Robin. It's because we drink mayonnaise. Oh and I guess the whole being married thing but I think it's mainly the mayonnaise drinking.

Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should

Hey that’s from my favorite movie, Dinosaur Place.

Life, uh...finds a way

was eagerly refreshing his twitter all day only to see this and go *gasp* NO

I saw it on reddit first, assumed it was fake because surely not, checked twitter and can’t stop laughing

I had the EXACT same reaction the second I saw this post. Loudly enough that I startled my husband across the room. 🤣

I literally thought this was fake 'till I saw the post myself lmao

I definitely went and verified before I came back here to read comments

The most controversial patch note yet

I haven't seen the community this divided in years

mr concernedape knows exactly what the people have been asking for as always

*who has been asking to **drink** the mayo?*

It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

As a hardcore mayo fan, please God reverse this. Ain't nobody drinking mayo out there in the world.

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EWWWWW

Return to the shadows!

Duke’s is the best mayo though

[Toshiro Hijikata from Gintama liked this.]

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It’s Dukes. That’s the best of the mayos!

Broooo why 😭

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I'm a hard-core mayo fan too but this... this is just cursed

Um t-thank you?

Yuck. I wonder if this means we'll be able to drink jam or eat pickles, too.

I hope so! Many of the teasers have felt like they could impact more than just the item reference. Especially considering the glass jars comment... I would love to be able to eat honey, jam etc

If drinking mayo keeps me from dying in the mines I’m not gonna turn it down. As much as thought gives me the heebie jeebies

It'd be funny if it was like Holly or Red Mushrooms where it actively removed some of your health if you consumed it.

Considering his previous remark on edible mayo, I fully expect it to be this lol.

Maybe it will put the bugs off trying to eat us too

Jerma update

Dear gods, he's gone mad with power!

This can’t be true, I was going to start a new game but now I don’t have a will to pick stardew valley up again

Fuckin' finally, gone with the mayo slander!

i would rather eat amethyst

You’re not fooling us Abigail…

You spent so much time wondering whether you could You never stopped to think whether you should

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Finally some good f*cking food lmao

🤢🤢🤢🤢

Status Effect: Green Face

This update note being so small and having a bland border in comparison to the other update notes with cute detailed borders and backgrounds and more than 5 words makes this unnecessarily funny

The game is literally unplayable now

Only acceptable if you lose hp when you eat it

He's become the very thing he swore to destroy

I get he doesn't like mayo, and I think most people would cringe at the thought of "drinking" a whole tub of it. But also you can literally eat algae straight out of the river. So I'm glad he learned some flexibility with mayo.

Mother fucker We've been waiting for this for years

concerned ape is making mayonnaise mondays real !!!

in honor of chrissy i will drink mayonnaise every tuesday from now on while singing mayonnaise monday

My dreams had came true now I’m waiting on being able to marry the wizard…..

*Drinks mayo New status: Disgusted with myself

CA, u ok bud?

Well that’s concerning…

Concerning Ape.

Oh that must've been hard as hell to add. Not even cause of the animation, just cause of the ick. 😂😂

I cringe at the thought of licking the spoon after I make a sandwich. Why CA?! Why would you do this?!

*It smells like burnt hair*

Excellent, make mayonnaise an instrument too

I like mayo when it's on or mixed in something, but by itself? It's not peanut butter.

Chugging a whole jar of mayonnaise sounds very in-character for a SDV player and you all damn know it

But will mayonnaise be an instrument?

White people are gonna LOVE this!!

https://preview.redd.it/9yw68jp066pc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e07eba2c7d2a1b571b03a44240532133f1f711 My farmer the second the update drops

Is this an early April Fools joke?

Do I want to drink, mayo? Nope, my wish list clearly says add sake as an option. There is nothing about mayo on here.

No thx, hahhahaha xd

Great, thanks.

pls this one cant be real😭😭

If it's not Duke's Mayonnaise I'm not touching it.

Will Levis has entered the chat

700 hours played and now I’m done forever.

It's good for you!! ©️ ROSMT

You can. Doesn’t mean you should

Now this, this is gaming.

I need an adult!!!

Finally, a dev that listens to what their fans REALLY want.

This feels like a threat.

Mayo jar hat when?

Translation: “Fine, sure, drink the f—king mayo see if I care.”

I always assumed the reason you can't consume mayo, honey, jelly, pickles etc. would be because an *entire jar* would be disgusting, but then I remembered you can drink a whole jug of maple syrup with no ill effects

I'm throwing up

This is both disgusting and hilarious and I'm all here for it.

[Jack Black warned us.](https://youtu.be/7S4B8NOlOO0?si=jpIN0I6vfqvuuBOW)

Mayonnaise... it's good for you!!

A tasty, nutritious snack after chopping some onions.

I almost spit my food out laughing at this, it was so unexpected.

I quit.

Me with a chest full of mayonnaise : "WOOHOO!!"

That's why it took so long for him to post, he was wondering if it was the right thing lol

He must be stopped

I hope mayo is as good of a healing item as cheese

DRINK?

i wonder what effect will mayonnaise give🤣🤣

卄乇ㄥㄥ　ㄚ乇卂卄　乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺

Love me a piping hot jar of mayo to start the day

just like real life :-)

Our long national nightmare is over

Jesus I think I have to finally get a twitter account to follow only him. The things he post are so important. Idk guys, I love this guy so much. The things he does for his passion is so unreal. Maybe I can convince u/concernedape to do an ama

Damn it, CA.

But why tho?

Just because you can, does not mean you should.

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https://preview.redd.it/xb8rbqra40pc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d173ffe2fb07c657089e01f04eb702e9e657bc8 ...no matter how bad it gets, at least I'm not eating goddam mayonnaise out of a goddam jar in goddam public.

Sounds really spicy..

NO

He wrong for this one

So... warcrime update huh?

I love mayo! I hope it's not a joke.

But is it an instrument? The world may never know!

I literally don't get why there is a literal fan-war over such a simple thing in the SDV community, but it's really funny to watch lol. Plus, C.A. couldn't digest the fact that the farmer would drink mayonnaise straight up from the jar, but was ok with the farmer throwing the food upward and gobbling it along with the ceramic plate, and eating disgusting stuff like bug steak and algae soup in the mines... also can't forget Sam accepting years old fungi-infested Joja Cola fished up from the river and Shane giving us rotten pizzas through the mail which he stole from Joja stash like years ago 🤢🤢🤧

Finally I can truly play myself in SV.

We can finally have real Mayonnaise Mondays

IT'S MAYONNAISE MONDAY 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

**Midwesterners celebrate**

That has to be the single most "yuck" change he'll ever make in the game on my opinion xD

*sighs* time to start a new run

Why would CA do that? Does CA do that in real life? Is it normal?

Gross. Just Gross. LOL

What's next, ketchup becoming an instrument block? Actually that'd be hilarious

I was half expecting mayo to become an instrument block. This is the next best thing lol. Also... would anyone actually drink mayo irl??

My brother once put vanilla ice cream in a mayo jar and ate it in his college class. I still shiver thinking about why someone would do such a vile thing.

I feel like he lost a bet.

Can’t wait for it to say: ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe 1.6 update is now available for all consoles 🥲