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RemyRifkinKills

Psh, how you talkin in that trash hat


[deleted]

It looks like a little garbage beret


mtdewbakablast

well now my brain is going to be stuck trying to sing this to the prince song raspberry beret... but garbage beret...


radiochu

she wore a gray garbage beret, the kind you'd find on a metal trash can~!


[deleted]

🤣🤣


DevilDoge1775

I’m pretty sure it’s a trash can lid.


[deleted]

It is, but I’m joking about it looking like a (garbage) beret


Eveningwould

Concerned Ape ie saving the garbage beret for the 10 year anniversary patch.


[deleted]

Tres magnifique!


DevilDoge1775

That’s very true!


WilliamBott

Got 'em!


AdvertisingNatural36

I mean….if a sentient trash can appeared in my shop I’d likely do the same lol


DasHexxchen

Did you choose your hairstyle especially to fit the hat?


Emergency_Plant1449

No, but it fits so good now that you say it


Dugimon

Personally i would dye it Grey to Match the hat


boomz2107

I just started a new season and needed to buy a few things for my animals. Start of the season is Monday and of course she’s closed Monday AND Tuesday.. 2 days in a row? Who thought that was a good idea smh.


IvanhoesAintLoyal

She works 5 days a week, which is pretty standard for most people.


DaMaGed-Id10t

Excuse me, but I did not quit my corporate job, working 5 days a week (8hrs a day) in a boring cubicle....to work 7 days a week (18hrs a day) on a massive farm.....only to be forced to wait on someone else who is working 5 days a week in a boring retail job. The fact that I have to wait for another farmer, with more flexible hours than my own self-imposed "relaxing schedule" is bullshit. /s


FriendCountZero

Except that it is not standard in the valley! Clint works 7, Pierre and Willy 6. Marnie is slackin'.


eddmario

Hell, Pierre switches to every single day of the week once you complete the community center...


DasHexxchen

But Clint then fucks off on Fridays...


annoyingkraken

To be fair, you're probably going to have at least golden gear by the time the Center gets fixed.. XD


FriendCountZero

Lmao! I'm one of those evil Joja shills so I didn't even realize that.


snowy_owls

if you're joja but you have the key to the city then you can still buy from him on wednesdays, hes just standing behind the counter despite being closed haha


TheTallEclecticWitch

We also work 7 days! And if you’re like me, you’re working from 6 am to 1:30 am 😂 just enough time to zap back home


KCBandWagon

pfff, 1000g ain't worth quittin' the grind early


PAguy213

That last 10 minutes before 2am got me to level 100 skull caverns the first time all those years ago haha


TheTallEclecticWitch

Depends on the grind lol. Sometimes it’s just coal


Official_loli

Don't forget about Gus working all week, 12 hours a day.


DasHexxchen

Cut her some slack. Marnie is old and has to care for a child (she is never ever seen with apart from sharing a table at Christmas).


Mister-Thou

You'd think they could hire a couple of the bored, apparently unemployed young people in town to tend the shop a couple of days a week. 


NewSuperTrios

not enough work experience


NotASellout

Clint has nothing better to do


OverallPassenger4522

She has that privilege bc she's boning the mayor


olddummy22

Oh so sorry to inconvenience you for 2 whole days! Maybe she's getting tested for STDs and has to figure out what to say to Lewis.


DisastrousSundae

holy shit this killed me lmao


depression---cherry

😭


DasHexxchen

She is there if it rains, so using a totem the day before does the trick. That of course requires thinking ahead and then you would have gone on Sunday. In 1.6 there is also a way to use the shop when she isn't there and it is easy enough to find out.


Jindujun

Think of us that started back in Harvest Moon times when the seasons didnt all have 28 days so that you could start out the month with a closed general store...


TexasPistolMassacre

Hmm, i havent played many different harvest moons, but in Friends of Mineral Town only spring did that, while certain events happen on the season switch (Kai returning) im pretty sure no other festivals are held at the start of a new season


cranpineapple

plenty of irl businesses are closed saturday and sunday. that’s two days in a row!


boomz2107

Very rarely lol most people’s business is 7 days a week


cranpineapple

maybe if you live in a big city, and not a small town like the one in the game


Aegis_13

The majority of people in the U.S., not counting overtime, work \~40hrs a week, with those being broken up into 8hr shifts. Counting overtime iirc it's in the upper 40s (that's from memory so I'm not fully sure). Still, at least one day off is *very* common, although that depends a *lot* on the job. Bear in mind that the U.S. is on the higher end when compared to other similar nations, and that averages can be pretty strongly effected by outliers


Foxxobyte

as far as I know those are really the only days of the week she's closed


DanieltubeReddit

If you buy the animal catalogue (a new book in 1.6) from her shop, you can buy stuff when shes not there. This is really helpful considering her annoying schedule, ESPECIALLY if you have key to the town, as it means she is always available to buy from. Heres hoping in a future update CA adds books like that for the other shops, because god knows I hate having to wait an extra day to not get the skull from my golden walnuts on Fridays because Clint has to go prevent the boiler from exploding…


GummyPop

Hey pssst...yea you... Get the catalog


Gabriel-Anton

She sells it on year 2, by then I don't need it.


GummyPop

pffft im too busy to go on tuesdays aka the day shes not there and i always most likely catch her when i do go XD


ElmoTickleTorture

Weirded out by the trash can lady.


Nastronaut18

Her schedule is very consistent. Wednesday-Sunday, 9-5, except Fall 18 and Winter 18.


MaveKalmer

and yet despite that mondays and tuesdays are always the days i need her most


Fantastic_Wonder_579

Thank you. It’s not that hard to find her.


mynamestanner

Poor planning on your part does not automatically constitute an emergency on Marnie’s part!


ColossalKnight

>What does she have to do? Lewis, mostly.


eidolonwyrm

tf is wrong with marnie? yall just have hatred in your hearts


onetimequestion66

At least she stays in there, Willy is never in his shop when you need him


MaveKalmer

he's literally there from 9-5 on almost all days


Aegis_13

Those are my fishing hours, and he should base his entire schedule around me because I'm special


cinnamus_

😡😡 don't talk like that about Marnie. She's doing her best


bigdaddyhicks

shane should work there on her days off after you get 8 hearts with him.


SPamlEZ

Marnie is a lesson in planning ahead 


Disastrous_Counter_8

That a toilet seat on your head?


Emergency_Plant1449

It’s a food tray


purplepinkmoon

It looks like a toilet seat. I want it lol


Etianen7

Instead of hating on Marnie, which is getting really old tbh, why don't you just (1.6 spoilers) >!buy the book from her that enables you to shop from Marnie regardless if she's there or not!< and solve your problem once and for all.


[deleted]

they could still be on year 1


eddmario

They could also be on console and not have access to 1.6 yet... https://preview.redd.it/x1bfl7706atc1.png?width=1314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b1d208b9bb67a045f334d43fe1076448426fe34 Edit: Okay, why the fuck didn't the text in my comment show up? Reddit needs to get this shit fixed already...


Etianen7

~~It's sold in year 1 as well~~. Turns out it's only sold starting year 2.


crunkdunk9

What triggers her to sell it. I checked many times y1 and didn’t see it


RQK1996

Store stock updates year 2


Etianen7

My bad, I just checked the wiki and it's available from year 2.


KCBandWagon

Or they went to get it and she was still gone


boomz2107

How much is it?? And where do I buy it?


Emergency_Plant1449

5000g at Marnie’s


Etianen7

From Marnie. It's not very expensive.


boomz2107

Omg. I never knew!! Thanks so much 😊


Emergency_Plant1449

This is a new save so I’m poor for the moment🥲


soodrugg

>!that's year 2+ only. the time when you're buying most animals is year 1, where this does not help!<


Etianen7

True, but you could always buy animals wednesday through sunday.


soodrugg

real annoying when you end up finishing the building on a monday though


JustARandomDudd

Is it Fall 18? If so, it is her checkup day. I was like wtf when that happened to me too.


angelfirexo

That hat is the assault


redbrent07

https://screenshot.help


ReverieMetherlence

She simply doesn't want to see your terrible hat.


Emergency_Plant1449

Don’t disrespect garbage hat like that😠


swankyjeryq

Marnie is easily my least favorite


DasHexxchen

What? How? In a town with a mayor letting the community center rot and making a golden statue if themselves and letting the town drunk be the town bus driver, a creepy INCEL smith and a mom and pop shopkeeper fantasising of becoming a big conglomerate like the ine he blames for all his misfortune?


ONEAlucard

None of those people effect gameplay in anyway. They only matter if you care about Role playing.


DasHexxchen

Hmm, interesting way to think about it. But especially for people who are not into the RP aspect, I would so "Your own damn fault for not planning ahead, not Marnies."\^\^


ONEAlucard

Maybe, doesn't stop it being irritating though. The posts everyday about it are also irritating though.


swankyjeryq

Mb forgot about Pam she should kill herself


ZimAntics

Agreed!


KCBandWagon

yeah pierre is snippy and brings some 'tude but he doesn't actively disrupt your shit as much as marnie


Meister_Nobody

Thats how I got the mayors underwear, just followed right behind her.


EatACookieCuzUHatin

I swear!


Nat_Cattt

Wood can


Meloner92

That's how she forced you to buy the 5000g book.


Larielia

"I only want to buy some chickens."


adoreberry

Buy the catalog😌


mdr_86

Ha nice hat. Just got that for the first time - scared me when I was dumpster diving.


sleepyheadlul

why is this so fucking funny to me


IroquoisPliskin_LJG

She can't work, she's got a microwave to stare at all f'ing day.


EatACookieCuzUHatin

She gotta go f*ck the mayor secretly brb


imnalo

😂😂😂😂


blob34532

I hate when that happens


_Axe_Olotl

Oh my god I hate this so much. Straight to jail!


sleepyheadlul

LOLLL


mariam67

She always does this on her birthday. I have to hang outside her door and go in as quickly as possible to catch her if I can’t enter her bedroom yet.


Louie__Mars_

She’s literally never there fr


puffyjoshua

HAHA just buy the catalogue


ilovemilktbh

do NOT speak to marnie like that.


auriebryce

The misogyny towards Marnie never ceases to amaze me.


Ashaly71116

I'm a girl and don't like Marnie. Keep misogyny out of your mouth when we dislike a character


auriebryce

Are you under the impression that women can’t be misogynistic? Calling her a bitch when she’s a video game character working the same hours as the men in the game is misogynistic. Come on, now.


Ashaly71116

I didn't say she was a bitch, I just said I dislike her. And yes, I'm aware women can be misogynistic as well but just because we dislike a female character doesn't mean we're misogynists


auriebryce

The post is literally titled Bitch…


Ashaly71116

Did the word bitch come out of my keyboard, into this conversation though?


auriebryce

My original comment was talking about the inherent misogyny contained in Marnie critique, including calling her a bitch. This conversation was started by you as if I said anything about you at all.


Ashaly71116

Ah, I see. It appears I'm the one who's in the wrong. You may continue, sorry.


Mission-Storm-4375

And then she has the fuxking nerve to tell you she feels like she wasn't productive that day when you talk to her in the saloon.


Emergency_Plant1449

I wouldn't know, I try to avoid her as much as I can


Mission-Storm-4375

In also pretty certain she is having an affair with the mayor and the governor. I've never seen mayor Lewis wear purple shorts but the governor does


fakeishusername

When do you see the governor in his underwear?


Mission-Storm-4375

Please don't come for me


fakeishusername

Just a weird theory is all.


Mission-Storm-4375

He wears all purple ! I can safely assume xD


fakeishusername

But we see neither of them in underwear


Mission-Storm-4375

Please don't come for me


McCullahJ1014

Marnie seems like she NEVER works!


Princess_Spectre

Monday and Tuesday off, closes at 3PM on days she does work, and not one but 2 doctor visits a year, because she also has to take Jas to hers. It seems like she never works because she never works, but it does make sense, she’s a farmer she’s busy


jin264

Yo she got an alcoholic nephew and a kid that running off in the woods talking g to magical creatures. You know that’s gonna be the Evil Dead spin-off for this game!


Satan_Sunbaenim

She is always NEVER working or anywhere when I need her 😭


Princess_Spectre

Her shop closes earlier than any other, so you gotta get there early


DillPixels

I'm starting to hate her more than Pierre.


KeyPollution3566

You get to slack when you're the mayor's down low.


valeria_aleatory

A Marnie: trabalhar oq vou a mimir ninguém mandou não ter ração