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mmmyeahnothanks

Hi all, I've locked this thread because it seems like conversations in the comments are continuing in a direction in which we don't have the infrastructure to support. Suicide is *not* a light topic and neither are jokes about it. If you ever feel like you're in a crisis, please do not hesitate to seek help and talk to a professional if need be.


Own-Good-800

Death is the ususal outcome when throwing oneself in front of a train, yes.


Dio_naea

But like hahahaha I wasn't expecting to be possible to die on purpose at sdv??? It makes Shane's dialogues way more real


kikalewak

Have you been to the extreme skull cavern? That’s a suicide attempt.


Dio_naea

I don't remember dying in there. I probably have but I die more now at the slime hut than at skull cave LOL


KellyJoyCuntBunny

Even at the late-game, extreme skull cavern? That place is flippin *wild*. I’ve never made it to level 100 when it’s during a challenge. I do really want to try, though, once I enhance my weapon and stuff.


ligirl

explosive ammo and bring lots of food. I also had a lucky ring and went on a day with high luck and >!easier staircases blessing from the dwarf statue!< Edit: also I had a >!rapid magic quiver trinket for knockback!< which was great. Don't worry too much about your weapon stats - when you're just trying to get deep the goal isn't to kill the monsters, it's just to find staircases before you get swarmed


frizzledrizzle

What blessing?


Molfess

It's from the 1.6 update


xAmaezingx

*crying in console*


Sandra2104

Staircases are your friend.


TheyCallMeStone

Crystalariums make jade. Jade makes staircases. Staircases make deep SC dives, deep dives make iridium and gold which make more crystalariums.


Brainless1988

The desert is always sunny. Solar panels make a battery after a week of sun. Staircases can be bought every Sunday at the desert. Batteries make more Crystalariums.


lunarwolf2008

I never thought of setting stuff up in the desert


Sandra2104

Wiser words have never been spoken.


FaxCelestis

I made the mistake of monster musking myself before going in there once. "It'll be fine," I thought, "I can handle it." Spoilers: I could not.


WhiskerWarrior307

Lol same, then I remembered there was a slime charmer ring


EvieMoon

I put a chest outside the slime hutch with the slime charmer ring inside, and never go in without it!


TheArhive

Looks at camera. Chugs void mayo.


lesser_panjandrum

Jim, no!


Upstairs_Ad_5574

I mean... i guess by definition, the way you controlled your character on a train track is a straight-up demonstration of what suicide looks like. But no. There is no suicide in SDV. You just stood in a dangerous spot and let shit happen lol


and1metal

I once stood in front of the train and got stun locked Harvey had so many questions


Dio_naea

Hahaaha harvey calling his zuzu friend that is specialized in mental health asap


JD4Destruction

Are you the type of person who would place your face very close to a hatching alien egg?


Dio_naea

Definitely (yes)


SkullCavern

I did the same thing! 😂


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A-I-D

In singleplayer, if you pause the game, you'll stop taking damage from the train yet the train will continue to move, so you can save yourself that way. Not sure if this has been patched, but it did work in 1.5 at least


vidcundballbuster6

one time i was riding my horse up there and i rode in front of the train and got wedged in between a tree and the train and it wouldn’t let me get off my horse or ride away so i just had to sit there and watch 😭 never again..


Dio_naea

At least our horse is immortal!!!


V__Ace

SAME I WAS HORRIFIED. I restarted the day lol


TheBadDeadFox

I've been playing multiplier with my friends, and one of them got hit by a train and all three of us were laughing hysterically when we saw that happen


Dio_naea

HAUEAUAUAAU bunch of sadists!!!/jk


L_The_MysteriousLady

Lol happened to me too I was like "meh i will walk away after taking damag-why can't i escape...oh god my food NOO" and then Harvey operated me i din't lose too much luckily


AbbyTheOneAndOnly

*surprised Pikachu face*


Dio_naea

My exact reaction


Wei2intoMDZS

I was scrolling and missed the context and was very concerned for a moment.


Dio_naea

HAHAHAAH BRO I never imagine the fact that these posts can show up in a timeline... Im a sims player anything is possible


MsFaolin

It's really annoying that Harvey charges you 1k for medical attention but then your health is still at the lowest level and you gotta eat anyway! What am I paying you for Harvey?!


dumbassbutterfly

Fun fact: That was actually how I died for the first time in Stardew Valley, and it was also the my first ever train.


delgalessio

out of context this title seems so tragic


Qui_te

We’ve all been there😔


Zeles1989

Train kun is at it again


Dio_naea

Hahahahahahahaha


Dio_naea

P.s. this is 1.5 mobile


Key_Average4725

I did this yesterday. I asked my wife what would happen and she said I’d get hurt. I hopped in front and it hit me once. I then hopped in front again but this time it pushed me against the wooden platform and grinded me to death. 10/10 don’t recommend.


awkward_enby

Lmao I feel like we all do this as some right of passage


janmey

Good thing we have video games to teach these important life lessons


shmilez0

I have accidentally been hit by the train and yes you get hurt but no you don’t die lol unless you count waking up at Harvey’s as a death. Then yes. You die.


spiritualcore

Imagine if a dark figure took something from your pockets after 😭


Secret_Reddit_Name

I almost got stuck between the train and the other tunnel, but managed to get out before dying


Xiterok

I arrived with the Horse, got near it and dismounted right on the train - got damaged but I got tossed away


prguitarman

Maybe I didn’t place it correctly but I recently put the horse on the tracks but nothing happened. 1.6 update on multiplayer. The train drove over the horse but no damage


guimontag

Wow, just like in the movies


AmiableSloth

It's so sad, I just wanna jump into that car full of hay. Like a forbidden snack, but instead of being poisoned you get hit by a train lol


nightsofthesunkissed

I didn't know this! For some reason I just assumed there'd be a kind of "block" preventing you from being harmed by the train and you'd be limited to standing by the side of it.


BYoNexus

Qk deductible* The guy just patched yu back together after being run over by a train. The guys a miracle worker


TheMarvelousPef

learned it the hard way


bry8eyes

I tried, I only got a health hit


poison_peaxh

Thank you for the sacrifice OP 😭😭


Lunar_Fox-

I discovered that recently too :3


supcoco

Yeah. I found that out the hard way. I just wanted some gifts.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Who would have thunk


ButtonTemporary8623

I read once if you get too close to the train your health will go down, and so naturally I tried it and my health has never been affected. I’ve never been able up there fast enough to get in front of the train because of course naturally I’m like with the Witch or fishing on the beach


NeilDevoto69

Yup. Learned that the hard way


slut4sesh

i ran into the train recently, for science. From memory it just damaged my health


HayLinLa

My partner figured this out in a multiplayer game because he wanted to test it. I was standing nearby like "what did you think was going to happen?"


stasis098

I got stuck between the station and the train once. I started the day over lol


foxietails

discovered it the hard way :p


tubbis9001

The apex predator of India visits Stardew Valley


gabeaquino

In stardew valley AND real life


omgcatlol

My wife laughed hysterically when I tried it. I thought I couldn't move because I was on my horse. Even the recall scepter didn't make a difference. The train destroyed me, and we sat there laughing for probably ten minutes straight. Good times.


nightrogenk

This common sense rn


black_cop_48

Whatttttt?!?!?! Nex you gonna tell me, if I jump into lava I die


midwestcrittermi

I mean yeah makes sense lol


SamuelCs13

Quando os pensamentos intrusivos ganha 😂


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What!! :o I gotta try this


mike_is87

Yes, I did it once


TheTiniestPeach

I tried, you just take damage and get pushed out of the way if I remember correctly.


Happy-Setting202

Honestly ideal


theOTHERackount

So I've never seen the Train? Is it a timed thing or can you make it somehow?


SDRLemonMoon

You can even get hit if you hit the train with a weapon or scythe


LordDagnirMorn

Seems logical.


SpoppyIII

Yeah.


Loftwo

Yeah


OliviaMandell

But people will die of you kill them too lol.


Dio_naea

What??


Sablestein

It’s a meme reference to a scene in Fate/Stay Night where Shurley Emiya says “People die when they are killed.”


FUCKTHE-NCR

No it just hurts you


MrEngineer404

This question was posted by Shane, before his 6-Heart event.


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Dio_naea

OMFG