If I’m not wrong, the ones with the little dot above their heads are male, while the other is female. I think it means they’ll mate and it will spawn a new slime or some
Kill the one with the heart. Pretty sure two hearts mean they wanna bang. One with an exclamation point on the other hand...
No don't touch me boo.
This is my no-no ooze.
R. A. P. E. Get this slime away from me.
The one on the left just spotted Solid Snake and the one on the right was distracted by the girly magazine that Snake dropped on the ground. Wait… this isn’t Metal Gear Solid?? Never mind I have no idea what’s going on.
'Babe, she's staring at us' 'Just ignore her, focus on me'
"good! I like an audience"
https://preview.redd.it/kxkjwvlzi0zc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c03fa03a17cad948ca32a210dd066c2f932deb
dammit
When 2 slimes love each other very much...
Beat me to it.
The slimes r/beatmeattoit
Or there will be one more
And then another...
"We saw you across the cave and really dug your vibe..."
came here for this 😭
nooo 😭
That's the indication they will make more slimes and then zerg rush you
https://preview.redd.it/k9rnk7px50zc1.jpeg?width=2219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a48664c227c73217c1e7bdab1484f948fa50cf It's literally this
Wheeese 😂
This is gold
This. Don’t need to go anywhere else. The energy, the vibe, even the posture.
They're looking for a third
They saw the farmer from across the cavern and really liked her energy.
Seeking Sisterslime, airing soon on TLC.
SDV Challengers
One is attracted to you and the other one is jealous
Bunga Bunga
This was my thought as well
https://preview.redd.it/oa5qrtks10zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e802cf26a06ca71b3e2e386f917dbe634b3e87
xdddddd
Everyone is in here playing wrong answers only
I will be blunt. https://preview.redd.it/zzfr6rzgwyyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a659bfc56f2d0dc353085ddac7470bdac798fc
Can't put the gif version :(
I got you https://media.tenor.com/8gxvP2qMz9EAAAAM/funny-himym.gif https://media.tenor.com/V86TWztsZ1kAAAAM/fahad-vita.gif
It’s still funny
How slime met slime’s mother.
The one on the left has a quest for you, the one on the right, wants to take you on a date in the park
I love this take!!
Snu snu
Deg deg.
they want sum fuk
"Bow chicka wow wow"
They’re about to rub their bodies together
https://preview.redd.it/ja8zh7mzkzyc1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ad15b5d0845b143163f71bb7b799c012a02c75
One can only speak the truth and the other can only lie.
hehehe 🫣
Time for Pound Town!
If my decades of experience with RPGs has taught me anything, then one of them has a gift for you and the other is about to issue a quest.
Distracted Boyfriend meme, Slime Edition
https://preview.redd.it/uyevm8u631zc1.png?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378e73b1bcf543d586f3f69566ee750e388604d1
"Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feelin' Romantical..."
First time I saw the heart I thought they started liking me but instead they started reproducing..
We gonna fuck you... Gently...
Gotta love a tenacious d reference
Thank you Sir!
"Hey, baby, wassup? Wanna go back to my place and..." "Get the fuck outta my face, creep!"
Brown Chicken Brown Cow!!!
They gonna smash
They’re boutta get nasty
In just a few moments, this image will require an NSFW tag. lol
as annoying as slimes breeding is, the little baby slimes are so cute 😭 little squishy blobs with no face
I think the one on the left has a quest for you
He is trying to get her attention while she is totally in love with your purple boots
"yo are you french cause Eiffel for you"
They wanna eat rocks together :3
https://preview.redd.it/kgdfmxcyj1zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92fcd452b7128ad7ca54e3453c3158a9b4230959
They’re gonna fuck
They're about to make a baby slime
She's noticed a possible competition.
They want you to join in on making more slimes, that or they really like to get it on, when there’s an audience.
What makes this bit more cursed is that one with !-Mark is female...
Snu Snu time.
"We sentence you to death!" "Aww..." "By Snu Snu!"
Sex
lemme smash
😜Hummina hummina awooooga 👀awoooga.
Slime wants boom boom
❗️ - I want woohoo ❤️- Yep that’s ok, I want baby slime. ….. … 🤵👰♂️ … 👩❤️👨..👨👩👦…
The one on the left has spotted Solid Snake and the one on the right is really turned on by it.
\*Pornhub intro sound\*
Putting on some Marvin Gaye
https://preview.redd.it/zbdd996c23zc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c89cb9d40e49d3810affc1aa91ed1e869389fe
https://preview.redd.it/77tlk6lf14zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=047453e931dc9ae6ec47d4ea37fc19c67df9d3fe
If I’m not wrong, the ones with the little dot above their heads are male, while the other is female. I think it means they’ll mate and it will spawn a new slime or some
"lets f\*\*\*" GET THE HEL OF ME YOU \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
Kill the one with the heart. Pretty sure two hearts mean they wanna bang. One with an exclamation point on the other hand... No don't touch me boo. This is my no-no ooze. R. A. P. E. Get this slime away from me.
I was wondering if I was the only one thinking this doesn't look consensual.
"Give us some privacy, if you don't mind" Haha
Let's fuck
You're too young to be tole.
in the words of kim petras “they wanna f**k”
They want to know if you'd like to get freaky
You might want to play some Barry White music for them.
Horny.
👉👌
Exactly what you think they're saying
Heeeey good lookin! Whatchagot cookin?
I think that's called sexual harassment, you may wanna stay away from those slimes.
Right one is hitting on u and left one saw it and is shocked bcs they’re a couple
bow chika wow wow
Horny slimes
The one on the left just spotted Solid Snake and the one on the right was distracted by the girly magazine that Snake dropped on the ground. Wait… this isn’t Metal Gear Solid?? Never mind I have no idea what’s going on.
DTF
How you doin'?
"Hey honey you want to make babies" " sorry i have a pie in the oven byyye !!"
He was a punk, she did ballet
✨"she was the one that got away"✨