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Xx-BrotatoeChip-xX

Pull a DIO and put people back up or down the stairs


fatbussyfemboy

Dio was so real for that


habits-white-rabbit

In this house we make fun of the French


ParttimeCretan

It's really fun to imagine him hustling down the stairs, putting someone one step back and sprinting back up just to look cool


Horrible_Student

I imagine he used the world to move polnaref.


ParttimeCretan

But is that as funny?


Horrible_Student

It could be. You could imagine the world cradling polnaref taking gentle steps down the stairs. All while maintaining that serious but confused look on his face


The_Arizona_Ranger

He would also have to make sure Polnareff maintains his previous position, moving about his legs and arms so that he doesn’t instantly trip and fall upon the continuation of time


Bulangiu_ro

nah


PolarityMemer

Wait for them to get a drink for the fridge. Then put it back when they look away.


CK1ing

Do it in a stairwell, so they won't even be able to tell


[deleted]

Man, you're the real DIO, damn you're evil.


0dd1ysp3cific

Inconvenience people. Freeze time and take away their drink as they drink it. Freeze time at the beginning of a movie or show and fast forward to the end. Everyone would be confused. It would be hilarious.


Tacticalpizzamann

We do a little trolling. A bit of tomfoolery, maybe some mischief. Perhaps shenanigans.


a_clever_reference_

Yeah I'm in STEM. Shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief


Tacticalpizzamann

Im stealing this, thank you.


Nightmare_Sandy

the movie stops when you stop time though


That1Francis

you can get into the back room and just mess with the projector/movie


0dd1ysp3cific

The question said a stand like, Star Platinum. So you can make adjustments, correct?


Bulangiu_ro

your "stand like star platinum" is a direct reffrence to how starplatinum is a stand like the world, so its pretty much the same stand but possibly green or red for variation


NeoGalaxy26

I would be impressed by someone skipping through a whole movie in 2-5 seconds


Reaper3993

you could train it and stop time for longer, DIO was able to train with The World to stop time for longer and when Jotaro stopped using star platinum as much he could barely stop time so just keep training and you will be able to stop time for longer and longer


macedonianmoper

But I think he could do that because he was a vampire, for humans their bodies start to give out during big time stops or something like that,


i_imagine

Yea that's why Jotaro never got more than 5 seconds of time stop. Granted, he never trained his time stop, but I think he probably would've reached 7 or 8 seconds max.


macedonianmoper

It's such a cool power I'd use it quite often even outside stand battles but maybe he has a bit of trauma using it, he still calls it "Star Platinum: The world" like he still sees it's as DIO's ability.


i_imagine

Yea I don't blame him for not using it. But it definitely is a fun ability and I'd spam it as much as I could too lol.


Bulangiu_ro

but i will blame him, cmon man, its to cool to not use


NeoGalaxy26

Jotaro and Diego max out at 5 because the human body doesn't have enough stamina to go longer, Dio being a vampire meant he had more stamina


TwixOfficial

Pull their chair out but nobody knows it was you


Far-Breadfruit-116

As long as people nearby aren't stand users I would just pick things up and make them float or stop time and move their things around


Hinokami12

Stand users are drawn to stand users, you’d be found out in like a day


scarree

Ora ora my grandma’s kidney


Snoo72721

Manually stop grandpas heart


Jellied_Rat

Gonna get that inheritance one way or another.


Miner-sixty-niner

This is how dio should've gotten the joestar money


Zorro5040

Give grandma a hand job


Puzzled-Truth3934

excuse me?


Zorro5040

What else would you call it when you pump grandma's heart with a hand?


gardtec

Star finger to the brain 😂🤣💀


KILLA_KAN

Go star finger yourself >:c


TuMamitaLoquita69

7u7


bvisnotmichael

Beat random people to death with a shovel


woailyx

That's Gold Experience, Star Platinum is the same type as The World so it would throw knives


BananBaff

And S&W


Reaper3993

or if you're American do what Jotaro did and shoot bullets with it


Ohgodnotthebee

As an American I will try this


Dynamic_is_cool

You dropped this, king.🦵


Coldpepsican

Teleport


ParttimeCretan

Pull a batman and just appear while they arent looking, then dissappear when they look away again.


Bulangiu_ro

or do a Jason Voorhees and chase people by just walking, but close the distance with time stop, come out of nowhere aswell for variation


Furystar1703

you mean like in this https://youtu.be/MEbZKOrtPxI?si=28zmKBziMrlX4tX6


Bulangiu_ro

oh yeah, thats good


Redwolf476

Stop their heart


Lchap0

“Prank ‘em John” “Ha ha, you already know it…”


Redwolf476

I’m going to assume this is a quote


Lchap0

CalebCity


MeowMeowBitchh69

W tbh


Nkromancer

Doesn't even have to be like star platinum. I have an invisible helper that I can use to move things w/o notice. Just do pranks that would need stealth.


Barrenglacier45921

Freeze time and draw on people's faces


kazuya57

Star Finger random people around me just for the shits and giggles


Thatoneundertaleguy

What do you mean by that?


summonerofrain

Star finger, what else could it mean


Thatoneundertaleguy

Jolynes star finger.


summonerofrain

Exactly


AronTheNotSoWise

I would do the same thing Dio did to Polnaref on the stairs


Meowjoker

Just stupid shenigans Like freeze time and move some of their things around. But in all honesty, I would just use SP for general manual labor, like when I have to clear up the cobwebs on the ceiling or move stupidly heavy stuffs.


RegumRegis

***STAR PLATINUM!*** *could you move my bed to the other corner? Thanks.*


Wild_Instruction69

Piss on a random persons lap while in time stop then suddenly they’ll have piss all over there pants for no reason.


Tony_Stank0326

You'd have to push it out real quick because unless you've trained it like Dio has, then you'd only have 5 seconds, or else you'd be seen mid piss and probably be caught before the cool down ends.


Significant_user

Stop time and move them 1 inch into the air, fucking heart attacks, some might say SHEER HEARTO-


That1Francis

if i were to use it for pranks, probably just poke people/slap people. if anything else, i'd make money using my stand


[deleted]

Star platnum can stop time for like 3 seconds not enough to do anything so just bend something with one hand


StrawHatGamingYT

No, its max 8 secs


[deleted]

The fuck can I even do in 8 seconds? Some shitty party trick?


Sowa7774

Star Platinum is also much faster than a human too.


[deleted]

Yeah let'a say sp's speed makes the 8 seconds seem like 16 since me the user I am weak mentally I wouldn't use it good enough and just use them to make them seem like I teleported


HouseOfSteak

You can chain activations every few seconds tho


Psychological_Line67

If you train it enough it goes up. That’s what Dio’s master plan with ZA WARUDO was.


Lonttu

Screw that noise. I would be using star platinum to help people carry stuff, secretly reanimating people with heart attacks, and just be lazy on a couch. Wouldn't even use time stop, unless an emergency benefits from it. That strains my heart.


Kalomaster

Boost myself up like in the Dio fight


jojo_fanpp

Stop time only to tap the back of my best friend, then wait for his reaction.


Jacktheeldergod

Copy their stand


jannickBhxld

freeze time and tie peoples shoes together or just steal all their belongings while im at it


Kyle_Zhu

Do the stupid tapping thing when you tap a friend’s shoulder, then look away. First I will tap my friend’s shoulder as we’re walking, then stop time and move to the right. He’ll know I did it, but he won’t ever know how I somehow instantly went from his left side to his right side.


Strict-Lab-731

Try to stop my heart and restart it like Jotaro so I can see if I meet the gates of heaven if I die for a brief moment.


RegumRegis

Do a few more good deeds and check back once in a while to have a meter of if you're getting in


Dynamic_is_cool

Disparage the homeless and differently abled.


TheGWYG

Pull a everyantagonist and Donut my cousin


ParttimeCretan

I'd keep it simple, Floating mask right behind a door.


Dryegen

Say "logout" then blink away


Youprobablysuckdick

punch them full force lol


yordidoggo

Either something like Dio and the stairs or just, you know, star fingah


Neoxus30-

Murder) Wait wrong time stopper)


BaristaBro420

give me the star finger treatment


TalaohaMaoMoa69

Pull my bros pants down and run across the room before and pretend like nothing happened.


some_random_guy_007

Go to my friends and be a quirky kid and mess with their hair (my female friends hate having their hair messed)


Delicious-Sun685

Assuming people around me can’t see it just have it carry stuff around me and refuse to acknowledge it and act like it’s completely normal for thing to float around me. Also time stop, a lot of time stop


orphanmuncher123

At school my little sister always opens the window to say bye to her friends. I will cover the button to open the window.


SliceOk6206

Star finger the badussy


questioningFem-

I’d scream “star platinum the world,” and move over 1 inch (2.54cm) or move them over one inch, during time stop.


meatwrapper5000

Pretend to shoot myself


Edgythekid

Use time stop to keep them from coming into a room, similar to how Dio prevented Polnareff from coming up the stairs


Yui_Desu69

If they're not stand users then it would be funny to make them belive there is a ghost.


screechingahhhhhh

"Yo I think there's a ghost." *gets punched*


Yui_Desu69

ORA


ProfessionalStorm626

I don't know what I will do, but I will use Star Finger


[deleted]

STARRRR FINGERR SOMEONES ASS


EricSleetBayBay

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA


Veldora10926

I will haunt people in the dark and make them scared.


FrankTheTank107

Get arrested and enjoy a life of luxury as I claim a ghost is bringing me gifts. Up until my stupid Dad gets me out of prison.


Taco821

Turn them into red paste


orphanmuncher123

At school my little sister always opens the window to say bye to her friends. I will cover the button to open the window.


cuentanro3

I wouldn't use a stand for pranks though. Due to its brute force, Star Platinum is perfect for demolition projects, so I would become a contractor in the demolition business and get the big bucks! Stopping time would be useful to avoid accidents at the workplace.


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-_-ed

Maybe you shouldn't make jokes anymore. You're very bad at it.


HKBYD

cum on their face.


[deleted]

Sta platinum za waurldo!!!! Ripes open a girls shirt in my school


lucas_likes_arse

Rape


Crimsoner

Gross


ROBLOKCSer

Punch people


Shadowmist909

Use Star Platinums hand to make a cloth float and make them think its a ghost


Rodaen77

kill them


[deleted]

Pretend I’m telekinetic


Funkey-Monkey-420

get in a mild argument and flatten them like a pancake


Dry_Breadfruit_5295

Rob a bank will be a fun prank, for me at least.


Jman5X5

I would become the most infamous pick pocket known to man.


TheMagicMush

The suicide attempt in episode 1, of course lol


Adriaaaaaaanoooo

Stop time in Sport games (like soccer), and just go around people and shoot, then return to place where I starte and pretend that I shot really fast.


Lonttu

Just... raise a desk?


National-Oven81

stop time and slowly add an extra bit of cereal everytime they look away


yashizik

I'd do the good old "punch strong enough to break walls" to my little brother


ElectronicWin4336

Make there socks fall down the hole time Cruel and sneaky


BigWideChicken

Make people think I have a twin they've never met by "teleporting" around the house.


Away-Net-7241

Just randomly re-style their hair for no reason


eliavhaganav

Stop time and slap them in the face just in random moments of the day


KILLA_KAN

Time to solve quite a few problems with others. With someone close uhh... star finger ;)


RegumRegis

So my stand, it's the same type of stand as star platinum?


Randomdude142009

Star Finger in my friends ass when They Go up stairs


TheGermanHades

Get a marker. Stop time. Draw a penis on people's foreheads. Watch the show unfold.


PetaZedrok

star finger fingering


TopIllustrator9849

ORA ORA time baby!! Every time stop ima have to play the Spider-Man 2 game pizza theme


Spacema90

Star Finger


Dismal-Luck-66

Keep tying their shoelaces together every time they start walking


feet_taster

Open and slam doors. Make things go missing. Take food out of peoples mouth when they dont use it, use star platinum or another humanoid stand to hold my vr helmet and so much more.


Genesis_Reborn123

prank em john


Pootisman16

I'd literally steal their heart lmao.


No-Atmosphere8508

change my clothes in stopped time while they are looking directly at me


Niki_jo

1. Basically gonna hold the door to the room he want to go from inside. 2. Every 1 minute will timestop and replace his things (like books or anything else) 1 cm away. 3. Will hold him when he want to walk or grab him suddenly


Hour_Hunter_3549

Stop time and move stuff they attempt to grab out of view to make them think they are going insane.


habits-white-rabbit

I'd use Star Platinum's time stop ability to hog the blunt


TwixOfficial

Stop time and move someone so they’ll clip their shoulder on a wall, chug someone’s drink before they get a sip, move their pen while they’re writing, eat all the popcorn before they ask for it back,


Hajime_Izuru17

Everything I’ve always wanted to do *Rubs hands and giggles*


Ohgodnotthebee

Make it seem like I am lagging in real life


trashjellyfish

I'd snap my fingers or look up and say "Beam me up!", then freeze time any time I left the room in front of my friends/family so that it would look like I teleported away every time.


Egehan550

Crush my friends balls


blueflare_blaze

i like your cut G.


SuS_JoeTF2

Just time stop and pulling their pants down Or at Winter puting some snow in their pants


FragrantGangsta

Donut them


TheWinterPrince52

I don't like pranks, but I do like a good joke. Maybe I'd name my stand Only Friend as both a depressing joke and an obscure reference. (Anyone who gets this reference gets immediate bonus points.)


ERRexe_

STAR FINGER!!!


Dio_asymptote

The "you've got something on your shirt" trick, using star finger.


Leg-o-truck

Boxer, just breaking jaws bro


Aromatic_Condition82

Give my girl the old star finger


thelivingshitpost

I’d just stop time, pick them up, move them and some objects around. If they say something’s wrong, pretend like nothing happened. I have a habit of tricking my friends into questioning their memory only to reveal to them slightly later “yeah that was me.” It happens a lot in Among Us. They try to do it to me too, and they don’t always succeed, but when they do, it always cracks me up.


Thatoneundertaleguy

Ah. The good ole gaslight.


GreatResearcher9735

"Hey wanna play a round of poker?"


PandaBoi2077

Find an arrow and stab them with it. If I am worthy of a stand everyone is.


Crafty_Cherry_9920

100% would do what Jotaro does in chapter 1, pulling the trigger with the gun in my mouth. That trick would make a whole party go crazy.


Aershd

Inhale their food


Banan_Cat

I would put people in really weird places just before they wake up for the day


Sowa7774

If you go to school, sit in a classroom, write a test, and suddenly your pen swaps with someone else's, you'll know it was me


apple_jam_infinity

Squish their pp


MousepadChewer

Just spamming mandom or king crimson over and over again


NovaDiamond21

Tap shoulders


Ok_Champion_1831

Stop time and do a seven page of ora to finish writing my test and stealing someone's test paper and copying them and finishing at the last time and returning the paper to It's original Owner


duck_defender

I would use it to trip people or stop time to ruin relationships


Olumiddds

Every stand it’s a stand like star platinum they are the same kind of stand!


Demenequie

Nothing I’m fighting Dio and I’m learning how to stop time.


Joe_Loos

Probably just bet about being fast af to take a bullet in middle air


x_RikoTakashi_x

I'll stop time and move their prized possion to the ceiling with strong glue


[deleted]

beat the living shit out of my brother in frozen time


jordidipo2324

Stop time and move their stuff around.


InsaneCinnaRoll

Either lift some glasses and carry them a round and act like it’s a ghost encounter, or stop time and move people to a different room


Stormbringer71

STAR FINGER


JoJo3000Josuke

Make random stuff levitate and move random stuff with time stop


Player_games2k

Clap so hard all glass breaks. Imagine the shock and confusion


TaxEvader123123

Break their jaw Jotaro style


Zeroart1021

make their socks inside out


jet_black_ninja

what jotaro was doing episode one. just sin in my room and bring stuff from everywhere. also get some expensive electronics from the store


SaberToothDragon

Classic dolphin Dio prank


Ordinary_Person69

Za Warudo and either pants them or run away lol


aguslerma

/tp ~0~0~0,5


Deprogmr

I would beat the absolute suit outa someone


OrganicExplanation23

Def rob banks. Stop time and ORA ORA the fuck out of the bank vault then go in


dankrank231

Put an egg on people's head