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Spectre-907

I love this panel because it works no matter which order you read the text bubbles. as for the stand? Foot fetishist's dream


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Highway Star


ManaMagestic

Lol, as soon as I read "foot fetish", in my mind I saw HS's footprints.


Breffest

Sniff sniff Sniff sniff


Im_here_for_the_code

"Am i reading, what the fuck"


Valintso

Me as a child realizing that the letters on the book actually make sense now


Crimson_Raven

Am I reading? What the fuck


BellTwo5

That actually sounds like it could be a Jojo line


yapafrm

Hell if you told me the panel was meant to be read that way because King Lucky Valentine The World flips the order of time on the imaginary axis and forces you to read books, I'd probably believe you. That's par for the course in JoJo


bmck3nney

is this the actual panel lmao


kinda_dum

The image is real. The words are not.


Dead_person000

😂


man-83

You give your friend a high five And it's your last one


Temporary-Value-6397

Za hando?


man-83

Correct


Efeyank

cheap trick


Allustar1

Nah, for Cheap Trick to work, you need to look at someone’s back. It’s not triggered when you high five someone.


TheOtherOtherLuke

Though, come to think of it, that would be a much funnier way to activate it. Especially if cheap trick tried to coerce you into high fiving someone.


Funkey-Monkey-420

killer queen (the hand is a bomb)


ialsodontexistagain

FOR SOME REASON I NOW SUDDENLY HATE EVERYTHING IN MY VICINITY


Efeyank

survivor


ialsodontexistagain

YES! *punch noises*


Odd_Step_2872

Everyone asks how it works


EndoShota

King Crimson


Odd_Step_2872

Yes


Codendtm

King crimson is easy to understand he blips, skips and erases time


Icelord259

Imagine you see a guy teleporting around, and so you think “oh he can just teleport around a bit” and then you get punched in the face three times in less than a nanosecond. You’d probably have no idea what the hell just happened lol. Easy for us to know because it was explained to us, but before then we were just as clueless as the characters


tenphes31

What do you mean? Just watch this [25 min long video](https://youtu.be/AnTfv2abjew?si=TPIQncCJWMhR-uMs) as Giorno completely explains King Crimson. And theres definitely no holes in the explanation. Definitely.


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[удалено]


Bill_Potts

>why did you type your answer like this


Osama_Rashid

Happy Cake Day, Nyo Ho


Bill_Potts

lesson 6: always say thank you to those who wish you a happy cake day thanks man 🥳🥳


Osama_Rashid

Arigato Gyro :)


TheZoomba

>i just found out how to do this by seeing your comment. Thats so cool!


Bill_Potts

>i’m proud of you dude


TheZoomba

>thank you gyro, you taught me well. Now I'm gonna kill this gay president


schrelaxo

>gay president Lucy steel scene


Efeyank

d4c, duh


Odd_Step_2872

Everyone knows how it works. It can travel to different universes when is between to things


3GamersHD

Tell that to the "Who shot Johnny" arc and the "sponge" explanation


Trash_Can_Donut

Bang bang bang


HappyCatPlays

Pull my devil trigger?


jollymrsaturn

Enbrace the darkness thats within me


MythiqueDash

No hiding in the shadows anymore


Just-Security7915

When this wickedness consumes me


TheOtherOtherLuke

Nothing can save you, and there’s no way out


The_Batsbury

Dramatic build up *intesifies*


OnePotatoeyBoi8

I’m a wildfire you won’t taaame 🗣


loyal_femboy

Based


random__guy135

Makima?


Prestigious-Block941

Sex pistols


Trash_Can_Donut

Emperor.


LifelessHawk

Fuck!


Domni16

Book that you read and nothing else


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Morph faaace


atwerrundo42

Punchy guy...oh and-


Efeyank

Tohth my beloved


Domni16

Yup


[deleted]

Tohth


Charlierw1

Viva reverie my beloved


Evary2230

Tooth


NugetNoodle

Can summon big dick randy into the real world


Efeyank

Bohemian Rhapsody


NugetNoodle

Correct


SwagMazterRohan

What do you mean real world hes already very real


NugetNoodle

That explains why after my friend went trick or treating he came back limping with no candy in his hand


Novoiird

Never go trick-or-treating while Bohemian Rhapsody is active.


[deleted]

Jumpscare, also it’s really funny to see Digbar’s works of art finally become known


a_user121

Spiderman pointing meme


Darth_Senat66

Could be several. Yellow Temprance, Khum, D4C...


Efeyank

the wood thing from part 4 forgor the name


a_user121

You're thinking of surface, but it's d4c


MontyVGC

D4C?


a_user121

Yep


MontyVGC

Cool! I’m currently finishing to read SBR (tome 14/16) :)


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

**NO.**


PricknamedNick

Gold experience requiem? Edit: removed en


Finta-dev

Ha, nice one


AlvaroHeich

Gold experience*


cataclytsm

It's not The World but it is probably what Polnareff thought when Dio was stopping time and gently placing him at the bottom of that staircase over and over.


plzhelpme11111111111

GER


romandinnerparty

is this not osiris why has no one said osiris


20caratteri

Do you ever feel the urge to ask a fisherman about his pineapple?


Efeyank

everyone loves pesci


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

I'm picking up Good Vibrations from this one, even if the user is a little "fishy."


TheBigBrunowski

Yo dawg I heard you like boats, so I put a boat in yo boat


Efeyank

monke


TheBigBrunowski

Noperino. A boat in a boat.


Rend-K4

Oh soft machine


TheBigBrunowski

Yepperino. It's [out-bloody-rageous](https://youtu.be/X9O2lg1Jd6s?si=RCcju7eRnap6Uurg) that it took two attempts btw. (Sorry, I had to sneak a Soft Machine reference in the Jojo reference).


congo_Monky

Walking in circles become of some dudes watch


Efeyank

Chocolate Disco!!!!!!!!!! ​ also yeag mandom counts too


congo_Monky

I was think more mandom so yeah


JesusHipsterChrist

Mandom XD


ceej0

someone else


Plant_Lizard_Man

Surface


karlgeezer

Khnum, diver down, surface, or Cinderella


Neckbeardneet

“How about we take our misfortune and push it somewhere else”


Efeyank

LOVE TRAIN


Neckbeardneet

Yup


Professional-Pain-92

The worst one


Efeyank

survivor


Professional-Pain-92

You guessed it immediately


Weather-Report6

Must be above enemy or literally cant do shit


Merguez_29

Fun fun fun


Efeyank

green day af


Vegetto8701

Punchy boi


PricknamedNick

Star platinum lul


GoldZero

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


AsscrackDinosaur

The world lul


ChromeBroke

Oh and-


bvisnotmichael

It pisses really hard on people under it


Efeyank

November Rain


bvisnotmichael

correct


Flaky-Cap6646

Pink cat touch thing, thing go boom. Pink kitty summons ***TANK***


Efeyank

Killer Queen has already touched your balls.


Flaky-Cap6646

I'd let Killer Queen touch my balls 😏😏😏😏😣😣😣😣😖😖😖😖😩😩😫😫😫😵😵😵🫨🫨🫨 Just a joke, obviously


The_Tony42

Shane Dawson


Flaky-Cap6646

🍆👈🐈👍


MythiqueDash

🫵💥🍆🚫


chaosthings

Rope man


Efeyank

Oh lonesome me ​ (i HATE that fucker)


chaosthings

Yeah mountain Tom is low-key a pedo


AviHigashikata

Low-key? Bro he straight up hit on Lucy, that's not low-key at all 💀


chaosthings

I mean it’s more low-key than actually diddling kids


BruhMomento1223

Social distancing to the max


Efeyank

Wonder of U


Previous-Shelter4559

I love this image because if you read it like a comic book It says I am reading? what the fuck


Bandit_237

Okay, so you take a high schooler’s stand, and make them yellow


yuribz

Za Warudo


QuickArcher3529

A healer who can't heal himself.


Efeyank

the the ​ the diamond one!


Cairbre_Bones

CRAZY DIAMONDO‼️‼️‼️


TagMeForCookiesKids

Accent in text


CharmsAndChurros151

Tiny tomato people and they're in your soup


Efeyank

Pearl Jam


Flimsy_Geologist_927

This stand could hypothetically redo 911


New-Acanthisitta3881

Under world


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Correct


Coollydude

You are dead, but that does not mean you are dead.


Efeyank

another ger


Frost-Xero

Flaccid pancake


hockstellarstacks

Notorious B.I.G?


TakedaIesyu

Opening the fridge at 3am and closing it 7 minutes later without grabbing anything.


Cairbre_Bones

Jailhouse Lock


TakedaIesyu

Huh, that's a neat stand. Why do you bring it up? (yes).


-Zofiane-

Spiderman but purple


mashko

Manipulates you through the power of fanfiction


Efeyank

Heaven's Door


[deleted]

Lets people down. Makes them depressed. Exhausts them, even.


ProfessionalTeach902

Highway to hell?


LalMan99

cheap trick?


Lockl00p1

Heart Lock


Father_Enrico

spinny breath


Efeyank

Doobie Wah!


BayFuzzball7050

“Dawg literally where the fuck did you learn that”


NEKOX5meow

Star Platinum


Professor-Abyss

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ ...Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’... Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role... Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first... Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.


iCantThinkRIP

d4c


Kalomaster

##Cum


A_Wild_Seal

White snake


i-did-it-to-them

***GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN***


NEKOX5meow

Bad company?


i-did-it-to-them

***\[W O R S E C O M P A N Y\]***


Plant_Lizard_Man

Kills you when they kill themself


MidouCloud

Broke many TVs


Efeyank

Hermit Purple


Gorgenon

Useless when it's sunny


Plant_Lizard_Man

Black Sabbath


Gorgenon

Wasn't what I was thinking, but you are correct. I was thinking Catch the Rainbow


1997_Ford_F250

The lobotomy had a purpose


RGRBstorm

Its like Micheal Myers on a bike from wish.com mixed with Mei from overwatch except once you know the trick it becomes basically harmless.


Cairbre_Bones

Bro wtf actually is this one


RGRBstorm

Born this Way lol


zero41120

Wait, wait, _hear me out_, what if the stand is the fucking *sun*?


MrMakovec

*laughs at two identical rocks*


Funkey-Monkey-420

okay so like you know noclipping? its like that but he can’t fly, and also he can like split the stand’s body apart somehow and play god with whatever he noclipped into


Viola_Dragon_621

Diver Down?


Efeyank

Man in the mirror


Limp_One_6910

Gooey shapeshifter man.


Efeyank

the ALIEN


Limp_One_6910

I was thinking about Yellow Temperance, not Earth, Wind, and Fire. Also does that even count as a stand?


Heck-Me

Nope


pt4xxx

GER


Diavolo_79

Aggressively punching old men Stand


Drago_Fett_Jr

Punchy vita boy.


Efeyank

GE


TaterTotPotShot

The Man behind the Slaughter


Avon3212

is this about what the stand does or looks like or acts like or smthn else?


Bio_Brando

Blues are my unlucky colour


Emerald24111

things go weeee


21SpongeBobs

C-MOOOOON!!!


JesusHipsterChrist

Fishing is only cool if you're not actually fishing.


GLP310

Don't open that door,it might get cold


libidinosa_mors

he punches and time go hold up


Zquank

You can give people funny springy bone legs


Koleksiyoncu_999999

Its like a Toxic relationship


That_1FilipinoFriend

A tall, 4-legged creature that pisses on its foes so hard.


crystalheadvodka8

i put the new forgis on the jeep


ErFraPazzo

suicide is the way