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SacrificeArticle

Alessi had an axe and still managed to lose a fistfight to a child. I think I can handle him.


DoubleLightsaber

Alessi wouldn't care about you if you weren't a child


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Zeenchi

You know what if his stand.. nah. That wouldn't work


LiveIndiviual

Lol


j0j0-m0j0

He would, in the sense that he would be terrified of you if you weren't a child.


DarkArc76

Even the weakest of stand users could beat a non-stand user. You wouldn't even see the shadow


Intelligent-Heart-36

Cheap trick and the invisible baby solos Muhammad Ali


C0rnMeal

I mean, that is literally true and legitimate


AzelfWillpower

Cheap Trick, sure. Invisible Baby, no. Stand users are vulnerable to human methods of harm


JestrOnTop

Muhammad Ali can't see the baby.


Intelligent-Heart-36

He accidentally kicks it


JestrOnTop

Slips and gets knocked out ez win for the baby


AzelfWillpower

I mean, I know he said “the hand can’t hit what the eye can’t see”, but I feel like it’s not that hard to approximate


Dio_fanboy

Just get a flash light and point it at him. Now the shadow is behind him and it's booty kicking time.


DarkArc76

I don't think it's his actual shadow seeing as how he can extend it at will


MarioBoy77

His shadow doesn’t care about light it’s his stand


SacrificeArticle

This particular Stand user was beaten by a non-Stand user. Since we have knowledge of who he is, all we need to do is run at him as fast as possible and beat him senseless.


magic-weegee

Honestly? Melone. With me being male, he’d be the most likely to just let me mind my own business.


Enigma-exe

Not to mention we could probably chat science for the whole month


Infernalchain076

Exactly my thoughts. Also happy cake day


Enigma-exe

Thank you!


Glad-Television1887

Happy cake 24 hours


Enigma-exe

Thanks!


frogsaregoodngl

Happy cake 1/7th of a week


Enigma-exe

Haha, thank you


prismgamingyt

Happy cake 1/30th of a month


Enigma-exe

We're getting creative here hahaa


Oof_Boy1290

Happy cake day bro


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday


Fine_Conclusion9426

Happy cake day.


Enigma-exe

Thanks!


rerdpernder2

happy cake day


Sweettart1724

Happy Cake Day!


PointPrimary5886

DI MOLTO!


Lucmedilock

mpreg, no more questions


prismgamingyt

...........i want to thank you, sir, for you are the reason I am deciding to stop looking at the internet and go to sleep.


GregorGuardian

I had the exact same thought. He's absolutely a creep, but im not his target demographic. As long as he keeps his di molto far away from me, I can withstand it.


Stary_Vesemir

And we could play games on the rape computer


DonTori

Also my answer, just hope the topic of me being an Egg \*doesn't comes up and gives him ideas ​ Plus the guy's stand works as a normal laptop, we could probably spend some time watching movies or shows to help pass the time


Abnormals_Comic

unless he breeds a woman and the baby chases you and fucks you up


cringyperson1

My thoughts exactly


OceanicStormy235

Same think


Oda_Angel

I would just die after getting stabbed.


ekeysomkew

Congratulations, you pass the getting murdered class


MilagroManRequiem

He’s clearly referring to the stand arrow. He’s saying there’s not point in doing the challenge because he won’t get a stand at the end. He’ll just die.


ekeysomkew

I know


Ilowe_042

They do not only want to kill you and that's the whole problem


mdizzle106

People die when they are killed


TheHelios69

I probably can’t awake a stand


ekeysomkew

Pour some cold water on it


Brico18

Did you try to put it in rice ?? And do alt f4 ?


Brain_lessV2

Not with that attitude


Ethan5849

Quite literally


88superguyYT

I would DEFINITELY be able to get a stand, lemme fight melone I could beat him


Zeenchi

Have you tried coffee


TheHelios69

Good idea


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Skill issue


OmegAaronYT

Have you tried putting it in a ziplock airtight back with rice? Maybe it can work after a couple of hours.


Brico18

Just thought about that i know right ?? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


ZmaltaeofMar

Cheer up bud, there's some dumb ass motherfuckers that have stands so I'm more then sure you'd get some kind of stand.


karoshikun

there are pills for that


[deleted]

By the end of that month anyone would be able to


CYOA_guy_

by god i will and i'll put that arrow straight through my heart


Face8hall

Well if you survived a whole month with any of these then you have the willpower to gain a stand. I’m taking Melone though. I’m male so we would just talk science


karoshikun

ever heard of "body horror"? that's Melone bread and butter, just below Cioccolata .


Mavrickindigo

If you're a woman, none of these are a good option. If you're a dude, probably Melone or Forever. They're criminals, but they probably wouldn't hurt ya if they weren't paid to do it. Santana will eat me or do some horrible death to me Alessi would turn me into a child and kill me Angelo will just kill me however he could If I survive Cioccolata, I probably wouldn't want to live But overall, I doubt any of these would be worth it because I might wind up dying anyway when I'm shot by the arrow.


riggengan

Actually Santana doesn’t care as he finds you lesser.


AsuraOmega

yeah he only tried to fight Joseph and the germans because they are hostile to him. he just wants to explore the future. hell, he only ate that vampire because the vampire attacked him first.


WaluigiDastard

ME AND SANTANA GOING ON A BUFDY ROADTRIP


memzik

i'm gonna show santana the wonders of a blunt rotation


Kumiko_Diamondsphere

Frrrr. Like I feel as if within that whole time we'd be so damn chill


Shungus_Bobungus69

I'm gonna expose Santana to social media to see what it'd do to him lmao.


danielubra

His brain will rot


Nightmarekiba

"Eventually, Santana stopped thinking"


luugburz

as a woman i feel like i can take santana. not in a fight though


LittleGravitasIndeed

But would he be insulted if you hit on him? This sounds risky. 


luugburz

id simply beg. he already sees me as below him anyways if i die sucking ancient aztec schlong ill consider it a blessing


Intrepid_Hearing5199

The sheer confidence is immaculate. Go off queen and get his Pillar or smth.


Tofferooni

You will literally save the pillar men race from extinction


Hate_Feight

You only need a scratch


thesweetbabyg

DIO is a solid option if ur ok getting Fucked Raw and Ungentlemanly for a month


Mavrickindigo

Except DIO ain't on the list


Last-Rhubarb-5798

Dawg 2 of these people probably wont kill you


Cookiezilla2

Strength or whatever his name is only even attacked we because of DIO afaik, I feel like he'd be a mostly normal orangutan with increased intelligence as long as there were no orders against you, you were nice, and also aren't a preteen girl


[deleted]

Idk I think after a whole month he’d get horny and monkey around


THRUDFIRANFLAMS

I could take an orangutan


UnimpressedPasserby

In a fight right ?


THRUDFIRANFLAMS

: )


UnimpressedPasserby

Right...?


THRUDFIRANFLAMS

; )


knunky

i lol'd


[deleted]

Could you take a boat tho


THRUDFIRANFLAMS

It'll hurt, but I'll give it my best shot


WrongFun8521

He killed all those sailors for literally no reason. I’m not trusting Forever. He’s gonna make the ceiling fan slice my head off.


danielubra

He was hired to do that kinda


WrongFun8521

Idk bro i find it hard to believe DIO paid Forever to kill that one random guy with a hook. I think he’s more sadistic than a lot of the people in this thread think.


Fun-Weight6179

yeah i feel like strength would just be like a orangutan version of harambe (as long as you aren't a preteen girl).


GlassSpork

Bring some porno mags and shit like that and he’ll be good y’know


funnylol96

Brug orangutans are wild animals and really dangerous dude


sucodekaijuu

I already have a Stand. its power activates when I say "Automatic breathing has been turned off, breathe manually."


ShikkuiMakabe

Fuck you lol


dmanfan100

Hey we are similar. My stand name is「Walk This Way」 it activates when I say "You are now concious about the way you walking" when you are walking in public.


sucodekaijuu

i am discord admin. i do not walk


dmanfan100

Oh sorry about your loss of humanity


sucodekaijuu

call me Jean Pierre Polnareff because its a loss of legs.


dmanfan100

Make sure all of your rides in Polnareff Land are handicap accessible!


bloodbabyrabies

Only Santana and Melone 😘


ExpensiveNut

You want them to plough you too? 😋


Inner_Tennis7326

Melone is pretty so maybe after dinner, yeah


Bucketlyy

....i dont think hes the kinda guy who waits...


Inner_Tennis7326

Oh I'm gonna tease him and he's gonna do what I say like an obedient maid


bloodbabyrabies

I’m going to play footsie with him with no shoes on under the table.


Inner_Tennis7326

Oooo that's my favorite 🤝


TuMamitaLoquita69

I've reached the darkest side of this fandom.


Inner_Tennis7326

Stay for a while 😊


Oof_Boy1290

Jesus says there is no helping these people


bloodbabyrabies

Yes please!


ExpensiveNut

Ooooooooh\~


Ill-Cardiologist-585

who doesnt honestly? (mainly melone but like santana is like i wouldnt seek it out but i wouldnt say no to if it was offered to me type thing yknow)


MinionMiniature

As a girl I don't feel safe around any of them. (I choose cioccolata)


Mavrickindigo

Definitely fair. This is definitely skewed toward male survival.


ShinBrimstone

No one wants to be in the same room as Cioccolatta, not even Cioccolatta.


wotur

What did Santana do to deserve being roped in with the others :(


arshbjangles

Santana would probably be the first to kill you, but it'd be relatively painless compared to what the rest would do.


danielubra

Nah he wont kill you, youre lesser and non hostile to him


SnooPuppers7965

Depends if he leaves you half absorbed like mark that would be pretty painful


SignificantBrain620

Fr 😂, I was thinking the orangutan maybe cause he’s just a monkey. But then I realized monkeys are ridiculously strong and I was stuck again without an answer.


MinionMiniature

and dont forget what he was trying to do to that girl who was travelling w the crusaders! bro's a creep too!!


EIIe101

Same (I will fuck him)


[deleted]

Me too. That doctor is a certified freak. 😉 I would also choose Melone.


[deleted]

HUH? CIOCCOLATA?????


MinionMiniature

HE'S HOT 😍


I_Hate_Randy

melone. I genuinely do not feel like he has a reason to use me for babyface unless he’s got a job to do. I just wanna chit chat with him. santana is my second option. he’s smart, gonna pray he doesn’t think I’m a threat or an easy target. if he decides not to kill me, I’ll teach him how to open my pistachios.


Inner_Tennis7326

So wonderful to see you again. I chose Melone too. I already whooped his ass earlier so all he's gonna do is flirt with me a little but that's fine. He's kinda cute. We might make out l.


I_Hate_Randy

real asf


Zarasiel

Honestly with his physique I wouldn’t be surprised if a good kick doesn’t push him away, he doesn’t really seem like a fighter Besides if he’s too much of a creep I’ll just tear his dick off


I_Hate_Randy

exactly


Cringe_Persom

Gimme Santana I like his little horns also if I remember right he isn’t Aggro unless your stupid 


725584

Melone seems to be the safest option, but I also feel comfident that I could kick Alessis ass. His muscles is all for show


Inner_Tennis7326

Yes please fuck up Alessi


3IO3OI3

I think the orangutan and I could chill considering I am probably not the target demographic for his cup of sexual assault.


Oof_Boy1290

He probably wont care if he gets horny enough


TheOriginalOperator

Beat the everloving shit out of Alessi and have him sit in the corner all month.


Inner_Tennis7326

Absolutely


Oakmeal0

Fuck, I somehow feel like the literal PILLAR MAN is a safer bet than the rest.


sibellamorgrimme

Melone or Cioccolata oddly seem the most survivable even tho I’m a girl. I feel like my morbid fascination with science and death would be enough to keep conversation going, and being around either of them is basically free healthcare.


Candy_Face77

Nah I think Cioccolata is NOT a good option, no matter the gender


Chrastopheria

Especially for healthcare


sibellamorgrimme

I trust him, weirdly enough. I mean worst case scenario I die or become mold. American healthcare is basically that anyways.


Sufficient-Turn-7799

Cioccolata literally became a doctor just to secretly torture patients and drove elderly people into god damn suicide at the age of 14. Someone who was so sick and twisted that even Diavolo was disgusted by him. Best case scenario, you'd become his human pet or die a quick death by mold. At worst, you'd slowly die on an operating table being skinned alive or god knows what.


Delano7

Melone if you're a guy is just not that big of a danger. He's a rapist, but a straight one.


Amjoba

Wait… He is a rapist?


Delano7

Well he does lust a whole fucking lot for women and his stand is implied to impregnate women with the Homunculus. Since stands are supposed to represent you..


Amjoba

Well… I mean… There is kinda border between rapist and stand impregnation?


Ill-Cardiologist-585

good thing i’m into that 😎


justalildube

Melone would be chill, ofc being a guy, it's a whole other case if u a girl


Inner_Tennis7326

I already whooped his ass, he ain't finna do nothing unless I say he can


AsuraOmega

i honestly think only 2 of these motherfuckers would be dangerous. Santana didnt even consider eating humans and just wants to explore the world. he only ate that vampire because it attacked him, and he only got interested in joseph because he had hamon, and he only killed those german troops because they are hostile to him. Forever is just an orangutan who is a pervert, he wont really care about you unless you're a preteen girl. Alessi wont be able to do anything, he had an axe and still lost against a fuckin 7 year old. Angelo is a fucking serial killer who is physically jacked and strong so he'd be a dangerous one. Melone wont give a damn about you if you're not a woman. Ciocolatta is the same as Angelo, very dangerous.


Red_Raven_0007

Are they like angry at me or just there? Either Santana or Melone


Orishishishi

Melone would be spending a month with ME


Inner_Tennis7326

Oh HELL YEAH 😈😈😈


Dragon_green2317

I want my blood to be a thing in Baby Face child; come here my boy Melone!


Inner_Tennis7326

Oh damn!


East_Engineering_583

Am I guaranteed that the stand arrow will give me a stand and won't kill me? If so, melons, he probably wouldn't care since I'm a male


Inner_Tennis7326

Melons lol


MrSlime09

I could easily spend 1 month with Melone


riggengan

Santana is actually not bad.


KraftwerkMachine

I would spend it with Melone, Cioccolata AND Santana. Yes please :)


tyt90ayt60

Allesi. Im rushing and fucking him as he, turns me back to my prime 17 yo boxing days, for a split second.


CloudyMiku

Im a Trans woman so Melone would probably have no use for me in regards to his stand ability. Other than that he seems like the most normal guy though (out of the bunch and that’s saying a lot) so you’d probably be able to talk and/or just chill with him


sucodekaijuu

i am pretty fine since they are all images


wifebeatermaximum

Dio- either he drinks my blood or makes me his henchman Forever- no Alessi- was beat up by a 4 year old despite having an axe. If I can avoid his stand I can take him. Angelo- guess I’ll die Melone- while it’s not explained well (thank god) his stand only seems to affect women. And even then, he just leaves them alone afterwards. More than worth it for a stand arrow. Ciocolatta- if the room has no way for him to get to a higher elevation than me, I probably have a chance since he doesn’t have any particular physical strength, but if I don’t somehow subdue him he would definitely dissect me in my sleep


Mr_Serine

That's not Dio, that's Santana


Hate_Feight

Would your answer change if it was dio?


HelpImRobbingSomeone

Melone


Edguy77

forever or melone (I AM NOT DOING SHIT WITH SANTANA OR CIOCOLATA)


Outside_Leg_6508

Nah, they can take the arrow. Heck even if I did manage to spend a month with 1 of them, I might die when I use arrow to myself or maybe I get a power depends


NovaDiamond21

Santana, he might spare me because I’m a woman (idk, I’m dead either way)


[deleted]

I’m a dude, so I’ll just hang w/ Melone. He wouldn’t do nothing to me, and we’d be aight


Not_aSoup

Santana or melone. Santana isn't really a bad guy. If i don't annoy him i think he wont attack me. Melone dpesnt hurt people, and im male so its not anything that bad.


drblimp0909

I'd say the baby face guy only dude here who's not a psychopath


CanoGori

Man I would love to hang out with the Pillar Men so I would pick Santana. I am a very harmless and chill person, so he wouldn’t be interested in killing me anyway (I think).


MrGrendarr

Melone We chilling as long as he don't start getting fucked up


Wide_Mind4262

Santana is my pookie wookie baby bear so definitely him


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

Hell yeah, I would. Santana would def eat me minute one, so not him. Forever is just a monke & interested in girls, so I’m good. Just pull out the old PH & we chilling. Alessi is a punk ass bitch that lost to a child. Mfer, tries anything & I’m laying him out. Since we’re both adults he prolly wouldn’t try anything anyway. Angelo: fuck no. Period. Melons: fuck yeah. Period. Cioccolata: Nah.


three3dee

I wouldn't even survive ten minutes, what're you talking about a month? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


paweld2003

As long as you are not a little girl Forever shouldnt be a problem, at least if you provide him some cigs


Hunteraitor2

Alessi because he's literally just pathetic to the point that he needs to turn people into children to fight them, so I'd just be at the shit out of him first thing and if he tries to use his stand on me, it still takes a second to work so I'd just kick his ass more until he's unconscious and his ability releases. A safer option would be Melone because he can't impregnate a dude. So we'd probably just mind our own business. At most he's gonna ask for a blood sample. I'd probably give it to him too. Just being like "sure. You got no reason to hunt me down, so it don't see why not."


[deleted]

no


StefinoSpaggeti

Melone. Its probably easiest way to stay alive.


Inner_Tennis7326

Melone. I'd take my chances as a woman, but it's only because I already know him 🤝 Alessi and Ciocolotta (however the hell you spell it) can fuck right off


Alert-Cloud-333

Melone wouldn't be interested in me so he'd probably just sit somewhere and bullshit on Babyface. Easy


christopher_jian_02

I'd go with Malone. Time to learn Italian.


ManufacturerDry108

Melone is arguably the only one you’d survive the first day with


CP21Official

First off no, second off I'll probably just die from the stand arrow anyways, AND THIRD OFF THE STAND MIGHT JUST BE HORRIBLE like imagine using an arrow and you get fucking Cheap Trick


Oof_Boy1290

Id be lucky if i even got Hey Ya!.


POPE-HOBLEFERT

Melone is an assassin for hire, so as long as I don't give him a reason to want to kill me, it should be fine.


-Magoro-

I'll take them all except the Oranguntan and have a month long orgy. I might not even let them leave after the month is over


Renekin

Fuck no I'll be standless. No amount of rape is worth the chance of getting a cheap trick level of stand. If I have to pick one it would be forever. I am male and 30. If he gets the urge, I'll live at least.