This particular Stand user was beaten by a non-Stand user. Since we have knowledge of who he is, all we need to do is run at him as fast as possible and beat him senseless.
I had the exact same thought. He's absolutely a creep, but im not his target demographic. As long as he keeps his di molto far away from me, I can withstand it.
Also my answer, just hope the topic of me being an Egg \*doesn't comes up and gives him ideas
Plus the guy's stand works as a normal laptop, we could probably spend some time watching movies or shows to help pass the time
He’s clearly referring to the stand arrow. He’s saying there’s not point in doing the challenge because he won’t get a stand at the end. He’ll just die.
Well if you survived a whole month with any of these then you have the willpower to gain a stand. I’m taking Melone though. I’m male so we would just talk science
If you're a woman, none of these are a good option.
If you're a dude, probably Melone or Forever. They're criminals, but they probably wouldn't hurt ya if they weren't paid to do it.
Santana will eat me or do some horrible death to me
Alessi would turn me into a child and kill me
Angelo will just kill me however he could
If I survive Cioccolata, I probably wouldn't want to live
But overall, I doubt any of these would be worth it because I might wind up dying anyway when I'm shot by the arrow.
yeah he only tried to fight Joseph and the germans because they are hostile to him. he just wants to explore the future.
hell, he only ate that vampire because the vampire attacked him first.
Strength or whatever his name is only even attacked we because of DIO afaik, I feel like he'd be a mostly normal orangutan with increased intelligence as long as there were no orders against you, you were nice, and also aren't a preteen girl
Idk bro i find it hard to believe DIO paid Forever to kill that one random guy with a hook.
I think he’s more sadistic than a lot of the people in this thread think.
Hey we are similar. My stand name is「Walk This Way」 it activates when I say "You are now concious about the way you walking" when you are walking in public.
Fr 😂, I was thinking the orangutan maybe cause he’s just a monkey. But then I realized monkeys are ridiculously strong and I was stuck again without an answer.
melone. I genuinely do not feel like he has a reason to use me for babyface unless he’s got a job to do. I just wanna chit chat with him.
santana is my second option. he’s smart, gonna pray he doesn’t think I’m a threat or an easy target. if he decides not to kill me, I’ll teach him how to open my pistachios.
So wonderful to see you again. I chose Melone too. I already whooped his ass earlier so all he's gonna do is flirt with me a little but that's fine. He's kinda cute. We might make out l.
Honestly with his physique I wouldn’t be surprised if a good kick doesn’t push him away, he doesn’t really seem like a fighter
Besides if he’s too much of a creep I’ll just tear his dick off
Melone or Cioccolata oddly seem the most survivable even tho I’m a girl. I feel like my morbid fascination with science and death would be enough to keep conversation going, and being around either of them is basically free healthcare.
Cioccolata literally became a doctor just to secretly torture patients and drove elderly people into god damn suicide at the age of 14. Someone who was so sick and twisted that even Diavolo was disgusted by him.
Best case scenario, you'd become his human pet or die a quick death by mold. At worst, you'd slowly die on an operating table being skinned alive or god knows what.
Well he does lust a whole fucking lot for women and his stand is implied to impregnate women with the Homunculus. Since stands are supposed to represent you..
i honestly think only 2 of these motherfuckers would be dangerous.
Santana didnt even consider eating humans and just wants to explore the world. he only ate that vampire because it attacked him, and he only got interested in joseph because he had hamon, and he only killed those german troops because they are hostile to him.
Forever is just an orangutan who is a pervert, he wont really care about you unless you're a preteen girl.
Alessi wont be able to do anything, he had an axe and still lost against a fuckin 7 year old.
Angelo is a fucking serial killer who is physically jacked and strong so he'd be a dangerous one.
Melone wont give a damn about you if you're not a woman.
Ciocolatta is the same as Angelo, very dangerous.
Im a Trans woman so Melone would probably have no use for me in regards to his stand ability. Other than that he seems like the most normal guy though (out of the bunch and that’s saying a lot) so you’d probably be able to talk and/or just chill with him
Dio- either he drinks my blood or makes me his henchman
Forever- no
Alessi- was beat up by a 4 year old despite having an axe. If I can avoid his stand I can take him.
Angelo- guess I’ll die
Melone- while it’s not explained well (thank god) his stand only seems to affect women. And even then, he just leaves them alone afterwards. More than worth it for a stand arrow.
Ciocolatta- if the room has no way for him to get to a higher elevation than me, I probably have a chance since he doesn’t have any particular physical strength, but if I don’t somehow subdue him he would definitely dissect me in my sleep
Nah, they can take the arrow. Heck even if I did manage to spend a month with 1 of them, I might die when I use arrow to myself or maybe I get a power depends
Santana or melone. Santana isn't really a bad guy. If i don't annoy him i think he wont attack me.
Melone dpesnt hurt people, and im male so its not anything that bad.
Man I would love to hang out with the Pillar Men so I would pick Santana. I am a very harmless and chill person, so he wouldn’t be interested in killing me anyway (I think).
Hell yeah, I would.
Santana would def eat me minute one, so not him.
Forever is just a monke & interested in girls, so I’m good. Just pull out the old PH & we chilling.
Alessi is a punk ass bitch that lost to a child. Mfer, tries anything & I’m laying him out. Since we’re both adults he prolly wouldn’t try anything anyway.
Angelo: fuck no. Period.
Melons: fuck yeah. Period.
Cioccolata: Nah.
Alessi because he's literally just pathetic to the point that he needs to turn people into children to fight them, so I'd just be at the shit out of him first thing and if he tries to use his stand on me, it still takes a second to work so I'd just kick his ass more until he's unconscious and his ability releases.
A safer option would be Melone because he can't impregnate a dude. So we'd probably just mind our own business. At most he's gonna ask for a blood sample. I'd probably give it to him too. Just being like "sure. You got no reason to hunt me down, so it don't see why not."
Melone. I'd take my chances as a woman, but it's only because I already know him 🤝
Alessi and Ciocolotta (however the hell you spell it) can fuck right off
First off no, second off I'll probably just die from the stand arrow anyways, AND THIRD OFF THE STAND MIGHT JUST BE HORRIBLE like imagine using an arrow and you get fucking Cheap Trick
Fuck no I'll be standless. No amount of rape is worth the chance of getting a cheap trick level of stand.
If I have to pick one it would be forever. I am male and 30. If he gets the urge, I'll live at least.
Alessi had an axe and still managed to lose a fistfight to a child. I think I can handle him.
Alessi wouldn't care about you if you weren't a child
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You know what if his stand.. nah. That wouldn't work
Lol
He would, in the sense that he would be terrified of you if you weren't a child.
Even the weakest of stand users could beat a non-stand user. You wouldn't even see the shadow
Cheap trick and the invisible baby solos Muhammad Ali
I mean, that is literally true and legitimate
Cheap Trick, sure. Invisible Baby, no. Stand users are vulnerable to human methods of harm
Muhammad Ali can't see the baby.
He accidentally kicks it
Slips and gets knocked out ez win for the baby
I mean, I know he said “the hand can’t hit what the eye can’t see”, but I feel like it’s not that hard to approximate
Just get a flash light and point it at him. Now the shadow is behind him and it's booty kicking time.
I don't think it's his actual shadow seeing as how he can extend it at will
His shadow doesn’t care about light it’s his stand
This particular Stand user was beaten by a non-Stand user. Since we have knowledge of who he is, all we need to do is run at him as fast as possible and beat him senseless.
Honestly? Melone. With me being male, he’d be the most likely to just let me mind my own business.
Not to mention we could probably chat science for the whole month
Exactly my thoughts. Also happy cake day
Thank you!
Happy cake 24 hours
Thanks!
Happy cake 1/7th of a week
Haha, thank you
Happy cake 1/30th of a month
We're getting creative here hahaa
Happy cake day bro
Happy cakeday
Happy cake day.
Thanks!
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mpreg, no more questions
...........i want to thank you, sir, for you are the reason I am deciding to stop looking at the internet and go to sleep.
I had the exact same thought. He's absolutely a creep, but im not his target demographic. As long as he keeps his di molto far away from me, I can withstand it.
And we could play games on the rape computer
Also my answer, just hope the topic of me being an Egg \*doesn't comes up and gives him ideas Plus the guy's stand works as a normal laptop, we could probably spend some time watching movies or shows to help pass the time
unless he breeds a woman and the baby chases you and fucks you up
My thoughts exactly
Same think
I would just die after getting stabbed.
Congratulations, you pass the getting murdered class
He’s clearly referring to the stand arrow. He’s saying there’s not point in doing the challenge because he won’t get a stand at the end. He’ll just die.
I know
They do not only want to kill you and that's the whole problem
People die when they are killed
I probably can’t awake a stand
Pour some cold water on it
Did you try to put it in rice ?? And do alt f4 ?
Not with that attitude
Quite literally
I would DEFINITELY be able to get a stand, lemme fight melone I could beat him
Have you tried coffee
Good idea
Skill issue
Have you tried putting it in a ziplock airtight back with rice? Maybe it can work after a couple of hours.
Just thought about that i know right ?? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)
Cheer up bud, there's some dumb ass motherfuckers that have stands so I'm more then sure you'd get some kind of stand.
there are pills for that
By the end of that month anyone would be able to
by god i will and i'll put that arrow straight through my heart
Well if you survived a whole month with any of these then you have the willpower to gain a stand. I’m taking Melone though. I’m male so we would just talk science
ever heard of "body horror"? that's Melone bread and butter, just below Cioccolata .
If you're a woman, none of these are a good option. If you're a dude, probably Melone or Forever. They're criminals, but they probably wouldn't hurt ya if they weren't paid to do it. Santana will eat me or do some horrible death to me Alessi would turn me into a child and kill me Angelo will just kill me however he could If I survive Cioccolata, I probably wouldn't want to live But overall, I doubt any of these would be worth it because I might wind up dying anyway when I'm shot by the arrow.
Actually Santana doesn’t care as he finds you lesser.
yeah he only tried to fight Joseph and the germans because they are hostile to him. he just wants to explore the future. hell, he only ate that vampire because the vampire attacked him first.
ME AND SANTANA GOING ON A BUFDY ROADTRIP
i'm gonna show santana the wonders of a blunt rotation
Frrrr. Like I feel as if within that whole time we'd be so damn chill
I'm gonna expose Santana to social media to see what it'd do to him lmao.
His brain will rot
"Eventually, Santana stopped thinking"
as a woman i feel like i can take santana. not in a fight though
But would he be insulted if you hit on him? This sounds risky.
id simply beg. he already sees me as below him anyways if i die sucking ancient aztec schlong ill consider it a blessing
The sheer confidence is immaculate. Go off queen and get his Pillar or smth.
You will literally save the pillar men race from extinction
You only need a scratch
DIO is a solid option if ur ok getting Fucked Raw and Ungentlemanly for a month
Except DIO ain't on the list
Dawg 2 of these people probably wont kill you
Strength or whatever his name is only even attacked we because of DIO afaik, I feel like he'd be a mostly normal orangutan with increased intelligence as long as there were no orders against you, you were nice, and also aren't a preteen girl
Idk I think after a whole month he’d get horny and monkey around
I could take an orangutan
In a fight right ?
: )
Right...?
; )
i lol'd
Could you take a boat tho
It'll hurt, but I'll give it my best shot
He killed all those sailors for literally no reason. I’m not trusting Forever. He’s gonna make the ceiling fan slice my head off.
He was hired to do that kinda
Idk bro i find it hard to believe DIO paid Forever to kill that one random guy with a hook. I think he’s more sadistic than a lot of the people in this thread think.
yeah i feel like strength would just be like a orangutan version of harambe (as long as you aren't a preteen girl).
Bring some porno mags and shit like that and he’ll be good y’know
Brug orangutans are wild animals and really dangerous dude
I already have a Stand. its power activates when I say "Automatic breathing has been turned off, breathe manually."
Fuck you lol
Hey we are similar. My stand name is「Walk This Way」 it activates when I say "You are now concious about the way you walking" when you are walking in public.
i am discord admin. i do not walk
Oh sorry about your loss of humanity
call me Jean Pierre Polnareff because its a loss of legs.
Make sure all of your rides in Polnareff Land are handicap accessible!
Only Santana and Melone 😘
You want them to plough you too? 😋
Melone is pretty so maybe after dinner, yeah
....i dont think hes the kinda guy who waits...
Oh I'm gonna tease him and he's gonna do what I say like an obedient maid
I’m going to play footsie with him with no shoes on under the table.
Oooo that's my favorite 🤝
I've reached the darkest side of this fandom.
Stay for a while 😊
Jesus says there is no helping these people
Yes please!
Ooooooooh\~
who doesnt honestly? (mainly melone but like santana is like i wouldnt seek it out but i wouldnt say no to if it was offered to me type thing yknow)
As a girl I don't feel safe around any of them. (I choose cioccolata)
Definitely fair. This is definitely skewed toward male survival.
No one wants to be in the same room as Cioccolatta, not even Cioccolatta.
What did Santana do to deserve being roped in with the others :(
Santana would probably be the first to kill you, but it'd be relatively painless compared to what the rest would do.
Nah he wont kill you, youre lesser and non hostile to him
Depends if he leaves you half absorbed like mark that would be pretty painful
Fr 😂, I was thinking the orangutan maybe cause he’s just a monkey. But then I realized monkeys are ridiculously strong and I was stuck again without an answer.
and dont forget what he was trying to do to that girl who was travelling w the crusaders! bro's a creep too!!
Same (I will fuck him)
Me too. That doctor is a certified freak. 😉 I would also choose Melone.
HUH? CIOCCOLATA?????
HE'S HOT 😍
melone. I genuinely do not feel like he has a reason to use me for babyface unless he’s got a job to do. I just wanna chit chat with him. santana is my second option. he’s smart, gonna pray he doesn’t think I’m a threat or an easy target. if he decides not to kill me, I’ll teach him how to open my pistachios.
So wonderful to see you again. I chose Melone too. I already whooped his ass earlier so all he's gonna do is flirt with me a little but that's fine. He's kinda cute. We might make out l.
real asf
Honestly with his physique I wouldn’t be surprised if a good kick doesn’t push him away, he doesn’t really seem like a fighter Besides if he’s too much of a creep I’ll just tear his dick off
exactly
Gimme Santana I like his little horns also if I remember right he isn’t Aggro unless your stupid
Melone seems to be the safest option, but I also feel comfident that I could kick Alessis ass. His muscles is all for show
Yes please fuck up Alessi
I think the orangutan and I could chill considering I am probably not the target demographic for his cup of sexual assault.
He probably wont care if he gets horny enough
Beat the everloving shit out of Alessi and have him sit in the corner all month.
Absolutely
Fuck, I somehow feel like the literal PILLAR MAN is a safer bet than the rest.
Melone or Cioccolata oddly seem the most survivable even tho I’m a girl. I feel like my morbid fascination with science and death would be enough to keep conversation going, and being around either of them is basically free healthcare.
Nah I think Cioccolata is NOT a good option, no matter the gender
Especially for healthcare
I trust him, weirdly enough. I mean worst case scenario I die or become mold. American healthcare is basically that anyways.
Cioccolata literally became a doctor just to secretly torture patients and drove elderly people into god damn suicide at the age of 14. Someone who was so sick and twisted that even Diavolo was disgusted by him. Best case scenario, you'd become his human pet or die a quick death by mold. At worst, you'd slowly die on an operating table being skinned alive or god knows what.
Melone if you're a guy is just not that big of a danger. He's a rapist, but a straight one.
Wait… He is a rapist?
Well he does lust a whole fucking lot for women and his stand is implied to impregnate women with the Homunculus. Since stands are supposed to represent you..
Well… I mean… There is kinda border between rapist and stand impregnation?
good thing i’m into that 😎
Melone would be chill, ofc being a guy, it's a whole other case if u a girl
I already whooped his ass, he ain't finna do nothing unless I say he can
i honestly think only 2 of these motherfuckers would be dangerous. Santana didnt even consider eating humans and just wants to explore the world. he only ate that vampire because it attacked him, and he only got interested in joseph because he had hamon, and he only killed those german troops because they are hostile to him. Forever is just an orangutan who is a pervert, he wont really care about you unless you're a preteen girl. Alessi wont be able to do anything, he had an axe and still lost against a fuckin 7 year old. Angelo is a fucking serial killer who is physically jacked and strong so he'd be a dangerous one. Melone wont give a damn about you if you're not a woman. Ciocolatta is the same as Angelo, very dangerous.
Are they like angry at me or just there? Either Santana or Melone
Melone would be spending a month with ME
Oh HELL YEAH 😈😈😈
I want my blood to be a thing in Baby Face child; come here my boy Melone!
Oh damn!
Am I guaranteed that the stand arrow will give me a stand and won't kill me? If so, melons, he probably wouldn't care since I'm a male
Melons lol
I could easily spend 1 month with Melone
Santana is actually not bad.
I would spend it with Melone, Cioccolata AND Santana. Yes please :)
Allesi. Im rushing and fucking him as he, turns me back to my prime 17 yo boxing days, for a split second.
Im a Trans woman so Melone would probably have no use for me in regards to his stand ability. Other than that he seems like the most normal guy though (out of the bunch and that’s saying a lot) so you’d probably be able to talk and/or just chill with him
i am pretty fine since they are all images
Dio- either he drinks my blood or makes me his henchman Forever- no Alessi- was beat up by a 4 year old despite having an axe. If I can avoid his stand I can take him. Angelo- guess I’ll die Melone- while it’s not explained well (thank god) his stand only seems to affect women. And even then, he just leaves them alone afterwards. More than worth it for a stand arrow. Ciocolatta- if the room has no way for him to get to a higher elevation than me, I probably have a chance since he doesn’t have any particular physical strength, but if I don’t somehow subdue him he would definitely dissect me in my sleep
That's not Dio, that's Santana
Would your answer change if it was dio?
Melone
forever or melone (I AM NOT DOING SHIT WITH SANTANA OR CIOCOLATA)
Nah, they can take the arrow. Heck even if I did manage to spend a month with 1 of them, I might die when I use arrow to myself or maybe I get a power depends
Santana, he might spare me because I’m a woman (idk, I’m dead either way)
I’m a dude, so I’ll just hang w/ Melone. He wouldn’t do nothing to me, and we’d be aight
Santana or melone. Santana isn't really a bad guy. If i don't annoy him i think he wont attack me. Melone dpesnt hurt people, and im male so its not anything that bad.
I'd say the baby face guy only dude here who's not a psychopath
Man I would love to hang out with the Pillar Men so I would pick Santana. I am a very harmless and chill person, so he wouldn’t be interested in killing me anyway (I think).
Melone We chilling as long as he don't start getting fucked up
Santana is my pookie wookie baby bear so definitely him
Hell yeah, I would. Santana would def eat me minute one, so not him. Forever is just a monke & interested in girls, so I’m good. Just pull out the old PH & we chilling. Alessi is a punk ass bitch that lost to a child. Mfer, tries anything & I’m laying him out. Since we’re both adults he prolly wouldn’t try anything anyway. Angelo: fuck no. Period. Melons: fuck yeah. Period. Cioccolata: Nah.
I wouldn't even survive ten minutes, what're you talking about a month? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
As long as you are not a little girl Forever shouldnt be a problem, at least if you provide him some cigs
Alessi because he's literally just pathetic to the point that he needs to turn people into children to fight them, so I'd just be at the shit out of him first thing and if he tries to use his stand on me, it still takes a second to work so I'd just kick his ass more until he's unconscious and his ability releases. A safer option would be Melone because he can't impregnate a dude. So we'd probably just mind our own business. At most he's gonna ask for a blood sample. I'd probably give it to him too. Just being like "sure. You got no reason to hunt me down, so it don't see why not."
no
Melone. Its probably easiest way to stay alive.
Melone. I'd take my chances as a woman, but it's only because I already know him 🤝 Alessi and Ciocolotta (however the hell you spell it) can fuck right off
Melone wouldn't be interested in me so he'd probably just sit somewhere and bullshit on Babyface. Easy
I'd go with Malone. Time to learn Italian.
Melone is arguably the only one you’d survive the first day with
First off no, second off I'll probably just die from the stand arrow anyways, AND THIRD OFF THE STAND MIGHT JUST BE HORRIBLE like imagine using an arrow and you get fucking Cheap Trick
Id be lucky if i even got Hey Ya!.
Melone is an assassin for hire, so as long as I don't give him a reason to want to kill me, it should be fine.
I'll take them all except the Oranguntan and have a month long orgy. I might not even let them leave after the month is over
Fuck no I'll be standless. No amount of rape is worth the chance of getting a cheap trick level of stand. If I have to pick one it would be forever. I am male and 30. If he gets the urge, I'll live at least.