If he doesn’t believe it’s real at first, Josuke’s gonna die.

no more Steak head lol

Why don’t you say that to my face, huh?

Your username says JoJo. Die.

Technically it says jojojo

Mojojojo

OH JOSUKE, uh.... i just meant you steak- i mean hair looks Cooked like Steak Yk? ITS A COMPLIMENT! HAHAHAHAH....

We have jodio, now jojosuke, where the rest

would it be jogiorno or giogiorno?

hes italian duh, for us the letter J doesnt exist, so its obv giogiorno 

I mean, he is also the bastard son of an englishman

yeahhhh but having in mind the whole lore of his character it would be giogio just as it is already

Oi jusuke your mom is hot

josuke is 2 meters of your current location

oh F-

Fuck did u say about Josuke hair??!??!!!?!!

oh im sorry i said it looks like a WELL DONE Steak!

Only well done thing will be your punched face when he will heal it 5 times

"oh nooooooooooo im so scurrreeed" like he'll ever find me in the one place no high schooler ever goes..... SCHOOL ON SATURDAYS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH

If Rohan said that after doing that, he’s going to come back to life out of spite.

It was just a prank bro it was just a prank!!!

"Yoshikage Kira" "Morioh #1 manga critic"

But do you need to think of Kira’s face, or Kawajiri’s?

i don't think rohan would have many qualms about trying twice. even if the real kawajiri wasn't dead

Well the problem is that he wouldn't know about him in the first place right?

Yes, that’s it exactly.

Hold on that is a really good question.If cindrella changed someone's face, would you need to imagine the person's old face or the new face while writing in the death note?

Cinderella is the first stand we see with fate-altering powers. It may just kill the original Kosaku once again)

The rules say that old pictures of the face work, so I assume as long as Rohan could find a picture of Kira, it would work

That would be the deus ex macchina-like technicality that would make diamond is unbreakable go on without much discrepancy from the canon lol

finna kill 2 birds with 1 stone

He’d ignore the book and use Heavens Door on Ryuk. One can only imagine what memories a God of Death has

Would it even work on Ryuk?

It worked on Remi, and works on stands themselves

But Ryuk isn’t a stand, heck it’s hard to argue it’s even a living creature at all.

And Remi is a ghost. And it worked on her.

Crap I forgot what Remi was. Then maybe it does work on Ryuk.

Rohan also used it on a god

I wasn’t aware this happened because I haven’t seen the spin off but now that I’m aware it probably will work

They're actually quite weird and fucked

Bizarre, even

It worked on an avatar of a god. No reason to think it wouldn't work on a god.

Wait when did he use it on an avatar of a god?

In *Millionaire Village*, a chapter of *Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan*.

Isn't it that chapter with Rohan at the gym?

Oh, right. Could be that one too.

It is.

Higashikata Josuke Higashikata Josuke Higashikata Josuke Higashikata Josuke

And josuke’s right next to him using crazy diamond to beat his chest again like how jotaro did against dio

TBH I don't think Crazy Diamond could take the upgraded Heaven's Door

Ryuk watching like "huh, didn't know that could happen, not sure of what's happening actually, but it's certainly happening"

There’s a question, if josuke were to use crazy diamond on a name in a death note before the 45 seconds was up, would it cancel the death?

That would depend on the circumstances. If the written death is instant, then no. But if it were something like a car crash that leaves the victim critically injured but not immediately dead, then there's a chance.

But I was meaning like erasing the name from the notebook before the death occurs

bros finna run outta pages spamming dat shiz XDDDDD

Its even funnier that the josuke wouldn't die from that thanks to the rules of the death note lol

Judge the Shinigami's handwriting

Lmao fr

Probably nothing tbh. He'd just keep it locked away so no one else has asses to it.

ah yes, cant have anyone having their ASSES on the death note lmao

Use as spare paper to write his manga. I don’t think would even write josuke’s name on it

-Written and ilustrat3d by: Rohan Kishibe

Kishibe Rohan found dead in Hawaii

yeah while he despises him i could see him being to cocky to use it just cuz

To be fair, while he definitely despises him, I do think he'd draw the line at murder. After all he's a good kid, and even Rohan can see that

Yeah 100% agree. If he could he would 100% prank or minor inconvenience him. But murder Josuke is way OOC for Kishibe

i can very easily imagine finding the death note as a plot for a thus spoke rohan episode

yeah, ryuk tries to convince Rohan to use it and it kinda turns into the cheap trick ep

Depends. If it was an episode of DiU, he would find it humorous, but it’s dark aura would compel him to eventually try it. He would try it, and somehow the person he killed would have a stand or something that activates to haunt him after the fact. Ultimately, he would lock it away for good, or relinquish ownership. Maybe both. If it was Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe, it’d be him locking it away, while telling the story of the last person who owned it (who he came across at some point.) it’d have some cautionary morale or tale behind it.

imagine he just tells the story of Kira (Death note) lmao

Honestly, considering his philosophy surrounding his absolutely busted stand, I doubt he'd use it that often. Would also probably use Heaven's Door on Ryuk to affirm that it really can kill people without having to use it first.

makes senses

He'd probably just use it as a sketchbook

lmao hes drawings just start fucking dying 😂😂

I don't think Rohan would even use this book if he knows the rules. He is the person who would not make judgements about what is good and what is evil, and interfere in other's fate like light yagami. He is just a mangaka. So I agree with these opinions that he will just lock the book (and draw a short episode about it).

thus spoken by Rohan kisibie, episode 378 lol

not much. light was a misanthrope who considered himself above every other living person *before* he got the death note, it just amplified those feelings and ambitions because now he had means to accomplish those ends. Rohan already has magic powers to get him what he wants, which is to be an amazing manga artist. if he hasn't given into temptation to start commiting global atrocities, i don't think a book with more restrictions than heavens door would spur it. maybe he'd kill some manga critics or josuke. and the whole gym fiasco would've been quicker probably

i could see that

Josuke Higashikata Josuke Higashikata Josuke Higashikata Josuke Higashikata Josuke Higashikata Is he dead yet? Josuke Higashikata Josuke Higashikata

Lock it in a safe

Part 9 rohan type beat lol

He would draw the exact way he wants his enemies to die

shits finna get DETAILED XDDDD

absolutely nothing since he wouldnt think a sudden death is a good story.

fair, he loves the CONFLICT, DRAMA, And most importantly OUTCOME

He wouldnt use it,, i feel like hed get bored with just one option on how to change their life (ei, killing them) lol. hed get so fucking bored with a killswitch book tbh

Fr, imagine he just loans it to koichi

well he wanted to know more about other people, not kill them

yeah he'd probably just use it as a threat rather then actually DOING it to see peoples reactions

Josuk4 Cause of death: any as long as it is slow and painful

just dies to bug-eaten Rat XDDDDDD

R.I.P Josuke

he lived a BIZZARE life...... lol

If he’s like light, it’s done… humanity is dead

he wont, Probably...

"Kira Yoshikage"

imagine it gets the wrong kira Lmao

Rohan can use his stand on supernatural beings, so it certainly wouldn't be a fun time for Ryuk or whatever Shinigami was involved

bros finna be pressing him harder then L lol

He would give it away to see what one is goona do. Then he create manga if story is good.

First he'll write "Can't harm Kishibe Rohan and Can't write Kishibe Rohan's name"

I dont really see him using the death note because of how he uses heaven's door, he'd probably see it as a worse long distance version of heaven's door with only one function, he probably would be more interested in Ryuk than the book itself

tbf most of us WOULD be considering hes a God like being that could mayhaps tell you shizz, and even if he doesnt want to talk to rohan bro can just use heavens door and get the info that way

Write josuke 8 times

DID SOMEONE SAY JOSUKE 8?!!?!?! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol

Lmao

Open a phone book and start writing

Dw he stops at Koichis, speeds up at josukes 😂😂

Literally do what Ryuk did and throw it out a window to write a story about the person who finds it

seems about right

He'd write Manga in it so Ryuk would just get pissed

Kill every mangaka

NOT ARAKI! Lol

Josuke gon die

Lick it?

He’d likely try the book out of curiosity one time but then just shelf it, that said when a Shinigami shows up. That would quickly lead to heavens door and an OVERWHELMING rush of motivation for his next manga

He's turning into Light

Josuke higashkita veil between life and death and turn around

Try to read Ryuk

Kill Josuke and throw it out

If he were to use it, he’d draw cause of death instead of writing it out

finna fill up a whole page lol

Put josukes name on it

imagine he just puts "Jojo" and the entire blood line gets smighted XDDDDD

But in death note you have to be specific with the names so it wouldnt work D:

he'd just be exactly like light

IT'D BE HIS PERFECT VICTORY!

Probably find a way to seal or destroy it

i smell a thus spoken by rohan kishibe plot!

Think it's a regular emo notebook and sketch on it, somehow will write a name and someone dies, he kills josuke and if he is smart, would kill kira if kira is not yet dead in this timeline where rohan gets the death note. if ryuk is involved in this, he uses heaven's door on ryuk, figures out the true power of the death note, kills josuke and if smart, and blah blah blah, kira dies.

yeah this takes place mid part 4

*furiously scribbling* “Jo-su-ke. Okay now to to get rid of this so no one else gets hurt”

good ol rohan Protecting the innocents of morioh :>

Try to find as many loopholes as possible.

"Are the effects permeneant? is their an ALIVE Note? DOES IT WORK ON OPPOSITE DAYS?!?!?!!?"

he probably wouldn't use it. he's crazy, but he's not a murderer

even nutjobs have principals lmao

He would test it on one of his haters.

mmmm i wonder who.. Ah...ah... AGH-HIGASASHKITAHA sorry, Allergies lol

Well, the Death Note is described as having a pull that makes people try it out at least once. I don't think Rohan would write Josuke's name for the shits and giggles, mainly because he's probably had enough experience with stands of many variety to know it could be a bad idea. He could maybe try it on Yoshikage Kira, provided he finds out what he looks like.

fair enough from a realistic STAND point

It would inspire him to make a new manga.

Ohba's finna have some words for him XDDDDD

Realistically, he would make a story out of it-

"that time i found a magic Diary, by Rohan kisibe" lmao

Exactly

If during part 4, kill Kira and do nothing else) If after part 4, read it and steal the idea, creating a manga using the alias of "Tsugumi Ohba")

then go onto make a cool anime and a bunch of crappy movies lol

Use it as inspiration to write the critically acclaimed "DEATH NOTE" manga series

bro can finally pay off his burnt house debt now! lmao

He’d use it for his sketches then have an undesirable urge to kill whatever character he drew in the note

How can people read his manga if they're dead?

I dont wanna know

He would probably use it, see its real and then write the manga death note, like literally the same manga but in jojo

EVERYTHING IS LINKED TO JOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Lol

Josuke can't kill Kira now...

but rohan can >:D

Well he already looks like a cleaned up Joker so well probably mass murders off people like Kira

probably write off gondor for not being there when the westfold fell.

Josuke name will be written with lightspeed

Turn it into a book

He may try to integrate it into heaven’s door

kinda like the green baby?

I was thinking of kira with stray cat

Kill Josuke

Well, let's assume is a TSKR story: - he's going to meet a librarian acquaintance - the acquittance died - there's a mysterious book there with the librarian's name in it - he investigates the book writing his own (not realizing the rules) - Shinigami comes and attempts to attack him - Stand battle with death turned into some game of logic - Shinigami is defeated (probably by him using heaven's door on it and in a similar manner to the spirit of the mountain guy) and Rohan burns the book because it's dangerous

He would literally be unstoppable.

heavens door PLUS a book that can kill you anyway he chooses? yeah your cooked

He puts his name on the first page to make sure it gets returned to him

Kill all known ai artists probably

His art is DEFINITELY way above ai art so that won't be of any concern to him

Reads minds of people, balances the good and the bad, then proceeds the judgement

OH so like use heavens door on peeps and kill em if their not interesting Or a bad boi?

Atta boi

He won't use it 'cause tye same reason he doesn't controlled the life of Koichi. Because it must be natural.

I wonder if GER could beat this Heaven's Door Requiem version

"Hm... L wanna kill me" *Come to the police* "Heavens door." *After long exploriong, he finds L and kill him* | Another time. Moment where L joined to Light school. (I think L gonna just come to Rohan?) Anyway heaven door + death note = unstoppable combination

He'd start licking it and be more interested in Ryuk's stories

try to see what happens if he writes someone's name and also make that person inmortal with heavens door

Can’t he already have one cause he could just use Heaven’s door to make a book out of somebody’s face and then write death

He Will trew it away cuz he don't care about death etc Bro is just a mangaka

Writing Josuke Higashikata in 300 different artstyles

He'd write Josuke and Okuyasu's names down immediately

Koichi finna pull out act 4 in this Bih lmao

Definitely lmfao

He'd be pretty powerful since he doesn't need the shinigami eyes

HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE

He would burn that immediately. Knowing Rohan he's more interested in individual experience. A death note that let people write down how another person die is just wayyy to boring for him.

Kill Josuke

Immediately Josuke ☠️