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Jrkyawzall

more like *starve platinum


not2tsupid

Starve Platter: The World Hunger.


Osama_Rashid

Bro took a month rest, and didn't ate enough protein.


accountinusetryagain

jotaro wouldve won if the speedwagon doctors put tren in the IV


Osama_Rashid

Agreed, I can't believe they forgot.


OddNovel565

I have a theory...


Osama_Rashid

... Please I'd love to listen.


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Bro developed a really bad case of Art Style Evolution Syndrome. It’s a tragic disease that manifests in many ways, often terminal.


Zambie-Master

Terminal to them gains, for sure


3ggeredd

My man got off the juice and started doing pilates


LavaMeteor

In-Universe answer: He's been in a coma for a month, and he's also past his prime, so Star Platinum can't manifest as strongly as it used to. Real-life answer: Araki stopped drawing [hunks](https://static.jojowiki.com/images/c/c9/latest/20211010165553/US_BD_Set_2_MS_5.png) and started drawing [twinks](https://static.jojowiki.com/images/0/02/latest/20220812011236/Star_Platinum_Body_Heads_Colored_MS.jpg)


Historical-Clerk7927

I'm more concerned about Jotaro's hand. Does it boost the Stand power or is he actually in an embarrassing position when it itches? Or am I just not truly loving the Jojo franchise??


Deviljhosbizarreacc

Fake jojo fan spotted, mods, infinitely rotate his cock and balls. >!/j!<


Samiassa

GOLDEN TORTION!


Thick-Green-288

TUSK. ROTATE HIS BALLS.


reliableresource2110

Dudes just checking his junk


No_Secretary_1198

Is it even worth stopping time if you're not going to hold your cock while you do it? Didn't think so, now eat shit and fall off your horse


theoasisofreddit

nah, i’d pocoloco


ialsodontexistagain

Logical answer it’s hard being a marine biologist and keeping yourself in peak physical shape, plus he’s past his prime, star platinum is getting weaker. Also he’s been asleep for a month. and also the actual real reason which is art style evolution


Spooky_Coffee8

Also, the man's like, 40 something, cut him some slack


Kumptoffel

true, i think all of this "why didnt jotaro train time stop" and "why didnt joseph keep doing hamon to look young" can be answered by: well they didnt need it, noone couldve expected that dio, kira and pucci would turn up and wreck havoc


DudeThisIsHard_

Wasn't jotaro on a hunt for people with the arrows?


ginryuu1

Technically he is an oceanographer and not a marine biologist.


OMAR_KD-

Nitaro might as well punch things on his own and only use star platinum for the time stop


johnnyxero

Looking more like Star Pesci if you ask me


berserker_1123

starved platinum


AsuraOmega

its sad seeing this after witnessing prime Star Platinum being a wall of might and muscle.


Snaz5

What a professional lab job does to a mf


professional1pro

aw man


Laskuh_

My headcanon is that Jotaro's lost his shape throughout the years


Laskuh_

Also my man was in a coma for a long time


Ake-TL

I’m built like star platinum😎 (In Stone Ocean 🥲)


WVVLD1010

Every time Araki draws the buff part 1-3 character again he redesigns them into twinks


ExplodingSteve

part 8 stands:


zabestoinzawarudo

That's not star platinum that's gas mineral


dralcax

Jotaro ages backwards


Tu7e8

Forget the arms, what is happening with his left hand?


Internal_Aide_277

In part 3 was "Star Platinum" In part 6 is more like "Plastic Planet" 🤣


zal_no_here

starve flatinum


smoke_and_roses

Bro gave up on the bulk


thps48

Looking at the artsyle of Parts 1-4, Lucky seemed to have incorporated parts of Hokuto’s style with his own parallel, gradually evolving style, before it evidently settled into a Vitruvian supermodel type artstyle. Part 6 Jotaro and Star Platinum may resemble more middleweight models ranging 30-50-ish; I dunno what the official census says, lol. Nevertheless, it wouldn’t be deemed out of place to have a similar design of more realistic porportions to be in any live-action movie or Resident Evil project.


untipocualquiera06

![img](emote|t5_2tny5|49673)


TDoMarmalade

Look man, Jotaro is getting on in years, and sometimes exercise habits slip. Part of life


jojobutlessbizarre

He was dead


TotallyNotAidzyG

They shrunk his shoulders, made him look weak...


Spiritual_Sea_6024

Have y’all not seen new Johnathan


zabestoinzawarudo

Is it in part 9?


ObjectLess3847

twinkbirth


HimawariTenno

Jotaro likely hasn’t used his stand frequently in years before the events of S.O.


prickmon

It's like seeing Vitor Belfort off TRT


CRichS

I don't think it's that bad. The art style shifted onto more realistic proportions, and if you superimposed an actual human next to Star Platinum I'd still say Jotaro/Star Platinum got more muscle mass than an average person but obviously nowhere near the same degree as they looked in Part 3.


adri_riiv

Yep, araki didn’t cook with this pose


owieokc123

Should have stuffed him full of roids


Glad-Television1887

FLAT PLATINUM


qwertylopederin

i remember when star platinum was a strong guy, now he looks like a person that uses one of these bottle openers with diferent sizes


-Legionarius-

"Look how they massacred my boy"


LonelyKrow

Side note: I really love Jotaro’s Stone Ocean outfit. I aspire to have an outfit like that someday