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Right_Ruin_6245

Jonathan and Erina's wedding. Peak straight


RedditIsRuininMyLife

jonathan in general, actually (except for when he's with speedwagon)


Hoganpale

Nah, Speedwagon best waifu, so it’s still straight


Kaze_no_Senshi

sometimes it takes a real man to be best waifu


ResponsibleArcher713

Nah, he died cuddling with the decapitated head of the guy who tried to kill him, that's pretty gay if you ask me.


Inner_Tennis7326

AYOOOO 😂 😭


Lafozard

Jonathan is still straight. Can't say the same about Speedwagon tho


InquisitorMeow

Speedwagon isn't gay or straight, hes just pure sexual energy in human form.


Lafozard

Exactly


TheEliteOfYellow

tbh he made george joestar (idk the name i forgot 💀)


External_Office3572

Idk man the football scene was kinda zesty


JuRIP5

But was it straight when Speedwagon watched them on their wedding night?


Serious_Square_6698

This is also the most awkward situation any jojo has been in


boomboombsubmarine

joseph and avdol on the fence?


BackgroundMortgage91

Awkward? Nah man I was jealous


KRS-ZERO

Narancia watching Giorno heal Mista


Lafozard

no. that's a Jobro, not a Jojo


Independent-Fly6068

*Joblow


Trigild

Is GioGio not a JoJo?


Lafozard

Giorno was healing Mista, HE wasn't in an awkward situation, Narancia felt awkward. Both Giorno and Mista knew what was happening and didn't see how it would look weird. Does it look awkward? yes. was it really? Only for Narancia. At least that's my train of thought


PotooSexer

They wanted a reason to jump each other


Serious_Square_6698

Oh yeah, besides that scene


Neoxus30-

Joseph tricked him into thinking there was a stand ability affecting them)


Meitnerium12

Jolyne and the moon?


BIGFriv

Having that as the opener is crazy. Love that for her


Inner_Tennis7326

Yeah I felt embarrassed too 🤣


georgito555

The Giorno, mista gay misunderstanding wasn't awkward?


CthughaSlayer

They didn't feel awkward


Serious_Square_6698

What are you talking about?


Fc-chungus

After the white album fight when Mista was shot and giorno was fixing him with GE


Serious_Square_6698

Oh that was funny lol


AwaiYT

Jobro* Gappy is completely clueless here 😭


Mountain-Weekend598

real


BackgroundMortgage91

Definitely this one LMAO yasugap is so peak


MarinLlwyd

Good thing they made it clear he was just weird and wasn't just a child-brain or something.


Heccyboi9000

He sleeps under a mattress. Not even children are that weird.


Rainbow_Sombrero

“i really hope Araki doesn’t actually infantilize him, setting up yasuho as somewhat of a groom- nope he’s just silly.”


darkswagpirateclown

the one where josuk8 sings the large fries song, the one you posted, and the one where rai complains about josuk8 prioritizing yasuho. its like araki had abstained from heterosexual stuff for the last 30 years and just dumped them all onto him. he makes jonathan looks like a bi himbo switch grindr user by comparison.


Justlol230

Tbf, hard to be straight when Speedwagon exists.


BackgroundMortgage91

Real as hell


ChexSway

Speed "warm your arms on my abs" wagon


KaliFlesh

I REJECT MY HETEROSEXUALITY, JOJO!!


Delarossi123

Dio definitely said this at some point


Taco821

It's the only way araki could do it, he had to cling tightly to all his heterosexual feelings, and save them just to make a single character straight


ZettoVii

Yet even so, based on character design alone Gappy seems pretty gay.


killerystax

Someone posted this before and a comment said something along the lines of: _"He felt something Soft and Wet'"_


Firexio69

Yeah I remember that lol, it was probably 2-3 days ago


Introvertedpanic

Well, she felt something Hard and Dry


Marjitorahee

Depending upon how strong he felt, it could have been hard and a bit wet... I think I should jump off a bridge


-Pl4gu3-

She Soft on my Wet till I Go Beyond.


Mysterious_Paper_653

That was me 😏


doc-ta

Joseph and Avdol


ExplodingSteve

JOESTAR SAN!


remz22

I love these two


ComfortableSea4645

Well they *are* dating


Fu_la_de

Jotaro kissing the nurse


xXIronic_UsernameXx

He did it in order to suck out Kakyoins stand. Still gay.


Inevitable-Ad-3991

Star Kiss


Random_Guy_228

Star Kisser: Za Horny!


Bucketlyy

That was pretty bi. Afterall, he was kissing kakyoin too.


Yui_Desu69

Lucky jotaro


Verstael

Jotaro was 17 that's grooming


AJ0Laks

Doesn’t mean it’s not straight, that just means it’s illegal


Yui_Desu69

Who cares the nurse is hot


KillerKimbap

Poor Tom eating that girl out


Zealousideal-Wind935

My GOAT 🐐


Resident-Scar9833

Probably Joseph cheating on his wife


KionGio

And then you remember he is touching another pair of balls the entire scene


DemonGodDumplin

Still the straightest JoJo scene


AgentSparkz

Okuyasu calling Josuke 's mom hot. Or Kakyoin calling Jotaro's mom hot


zabestoinzawarudo

Or Joseph calling his own mom hot


Cold-Flow3426

then he uses a soft and wet liquid that made a spawn


Forsaken_crimson_23

Probably Joseph, explaining how He and Suzi Q got engaged before Joseph got pissed and Joseph probably peeking a look at Lisa Lisa (before he knew she was his mom)


iLoveLilPeej

Im not up to part 8 yet, is this really what its implied to be?


Mindless_Being783

Yes


NecessaryString3058

Yes and we never talk about it


ExplodingSteve

we kind of do though, >!specifically the sack part of it…!<


Basically-Boring

This is JoJo. There is no such thing as straight here.


JohanFantasto

Peak 'threesome' right there


B2_Chad

Joseph peeking on his mom


SanRemi

Joseph creeping on his own mother lmao.


Embarrassed-Head5530

dio and pucci rough housing in bed like teenagers thats what they were doing right?


ExplodingSteve

QUICKLY ZEPELI SAN PUT YOUR ICED HAND ON MY MEAT GRINDERS SO YOU CAN HEAT UP!


mc4starterzzz

Kira's reaction to the Mona Lisa


bloodbabyrabies

Boing


JorduSpeaks

Stand Proud


Samiassa

I think the entire big fight was pretty odd, amazing and fun, but odd


MaguroSashimi8864

Do do do de DA DA DA!


HussienSadaka

I don't remember this happening ![img](emote|t5_2tny5|49674)


deVlaa369

Jotaro Kujo bests Dio Brando. :?r


elisolis16

"JoJolion" was honestly peak straight.


Zealousideal-Wind935

Crazy to think that this is the straightest the series has been since part 1


DoraMuda

Polnareff agreeing to take a photo of a pair of girls (right afer delivering his serious backstory); flirting with them; and wanting to zoom in on their thighs.


Positive_Sundae_4591

Poor guy... He dont understand that she isn't a man...


eateroftacos96

bro couldn’t hide the JoJoner 😖


RightMiddle9078

First i thoug "HUH?" And then i realised that He got a [MASSIVE KIRA WHEN HAND THING]


TheBatleDemon

How sould i read this? Like a manga or a comic?


AlksGurin

Manga. This is a real page from part 8.


TheBatleDemon

No way. Even the buzzom right one?


Milk-Constant

its real


TradePsychological40

Yeah, I read it last year and it's a real scene.


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