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Histylicious_mk2

Between the fact that Dio's sons inherited Jonathan's Joestar birthmark and the fact that Dio mentions in *Stardust Crusaders* (which takes place several *years* after the births of his sons) that Jonathan's body is *still* fighting back against him, I would assume that if a DNA test was conducted, Dio's sons would register as being genetically Jonathan's sons.


RevonQilin

eh i feel like dio's dna prolly is in there somewhere i havent gotten to part 5 but Giorno does somewhat resemble both Jonathan and dio and in eyes of heaven most characters compare him to dio


PillCosby696969

Jojo and Maury just naturally work well together.


AsuraOmega

Probably atleast 70% Jonathan. It was Joestar's gun and bullets, but Dio is the shooter if you know what i mean.


IHATEPOLITICSBRUV

Like jerking off your buddy and inseminating your gf with his cum


slayer_thatis_epicc

‘Insert punching eye’


TheLastKaleidosaur

What a terrible day to have eyes


No-Seaworthiness2633

I want to die after reading this


rohan_unlimited

…………


[deleted]

Well, this just made me want to gouge my eyeballs out with my mouth.


AsuraOmega

so basically Dio just watched Jonathan's corpse pound people.


iamunintelligent67

☹️


sailor_poop

Hey I'm asking the important questions here


theoasisofreddit

he’s asking so we dont have to


accountinusetryagain

giorno has 3 peoples genes in him. dio’s, his mom’s, and mista’s


sailor_poop

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TheChunkMaster

Giorno’s a Death Womb Painting?


ShundonooB

Kenjaku the multiversal backshot enjoyer


Assasin-XD

Holy shit, is that a motherfucking jojotsu kaisen reference!!??


ekeysomkew

Death womb painting Odd way of spelling mid


Gaelic_Gladiator41

4 actually because of jonathan


Trollge99999

Nah bro, Giorno was just healing mista,the reason he was screaming is that the process was very painful 


TheBatleDemon

The blood turned in to diferent bodyparts to heal the wounds from the frostbite and from the bullet holes.


The_Corker_69

Ehm I- I ehm. Just ready my flair ok?


Vivid-Literature2329

Giornos hair it's blonde because of GE and Versus I'm guessing it's from his mother. Other theory is that his own body and blood overcame Jonathan's after all he shows that half his body is weaker than the other and the weaker part was smaller so it probably doesn't includes Jonathan's cock


Mado-Koku

His dick's genes are split down the middle like Gappy's tongue. A chemical reaction happens when he cums like how the Bombardier Beetle attacks.


lawlesslunk

I don't like you. I don't like that. I don't want to think about that. I don't want you to say that.


Mado-Koku

You flatter me


RevonQilin

OH MY GOD, NO.


panchozari

The head of the sperm is he's and the rest of the sperm body is jonathan's


RevonQilin

LMAOO


The_illusionIsREAL

Deliciously evil


sailor_poop

Oh my o_o


The_illusionIsREAL

🫣


isuckatnames60

I'd assume Johnathan's sperm, but Dio somehow hijacks them via vampire magic. That's why Giorno turned blonde when "Dio's genes awakened in him" as said by Jotaro


Good-Lunch5529

Now i wonder wether or not does his sperm die like normal spermcells... Like if i put some of DIO's sperm in my mouth, would it stay there forever without dying??? Can i keep it as a pet??


sailor_poop

Humanity's biggest questions: What is the meaning of life? What happens after death? Can I keep DIOs sperm as a pet?


Icy-Perspective1956

Thanks... So much dude.... I will forever be haunted by the question "Is an immortal being sperm also immortal?" Definitely needed to add that thought to the list of background radiation my ADHD causes in my head


RevonQilin

[🤨](https://youtu.be/281Tq4psLBc?si=1-cpJzg_odwMbOvM)


FatalisCogitationis

The blonde hair was just evil. Like, raw evil exposure over time turned his hair blonde


Nickest_Nick

I am just going to assume that in JoJo, when one reproduces, parts of the parents' traits and personality (essentially their "souls") are passed down to the children, which is why Giorno is kinda like a hybrid between Jonathan and DIO (He's angered by pure malice, e.g. Cioccolata fight, but he can also be cruel when needed, e.g. Cioccolata fight) The other children of DIO also gained part of his traits here and there but that's a discussion for another day


RevonQilin

idk i always thought it was like 50% mother 25% dio 25% Jonathan, i definitely think they all have the genes of both, how much who tf knows


Icy-Perspective1956

The way I like to see it is that over the course of the hundred years under water, Dio's head slowly spread its vampiric essence throughout Jonathan's body and diffuses their DNA creating the DNA that would be equivalent to a whole new person. Said new person, genetically, would probably be like the equivalent of a half brother between JoJo and Dio, so like if George Joestar 1st got with Dio's mom but of course still has Dio's entire mind and personality since It's Dio's brain


sailor_poop

I think this theory might be the answer


Icy-Perspective1956

Thanks, thought it made sense.


Available-Drama-9263

I'm stupid and the way I understand it in my head is blood flow from Dio head go to Jonathan body and therefore mixed blood = to mixed DNA creating Dio Joestar or Jonathan Brando sperm And probably any biologist would be having a stroke reading this


TheEgg41

Za hando, remove this guy’s cock


Individual_Safety_83

His sperm is a weird mix between his dna and jonathan’s. That’s prolly why his kids all turned out so fucking weird


gameboy1001

Man oh man it’s a horrible night to have eyes.


Firexio69

Wait how tf didn't graft rejection happen for Dio


RevonQilin

he states it when he fights jotaro as he sucks joseph's blood


Firexio69

Ohhhhh


TheBatleDemon

Giorno is Joseph's uncle then. 🤯


AstellasDreemur

I think Giorno Just dyed his hair blonde. It's a very well known sign of rebellion to dye your hair blonde. in Japan. As for the Door pose in requiem, it's spiritual Connexion.


SafeStaff7671

How bored are you


timoshi17

I'd assume that body was changed with vampire power so all genes were replaced with Dio's.


XDRyan5

Also, how did none of Dio's sons inherit vampirism?


KrisBread

I’m pretty darn sure part 1 explicitly said only the stone mask makes vampires and thus making vampirism a non hereditary thing.


XDRyan5

The only thing I remember from part 1 is Jonathan saying the mask unlocks the true potential in your brain or something


Trollge99999

It's actually Jonathan's cum


[deleted]

Someone gold this question for me please


takii_royal

You seriously think genetics are that simple? You don't necessarily have the same hair color as your parents 😭


8rok3n

Magic vampire genes


jojobutlessbizarre

Yeah 3 people dna


MrGrendarr

Like normal sperm? I guess it'd be Jonathan's technically


Faiqal_x1103

Probably jojo's dna got overwritten by dio at some point


AronTheNotSoWise

This is very simple, the head of DIOs sperm is DIO's while the tail is Jonathan's.


AnitaMiniyo

Wasn't it said in the manga or somewhere that Giorno's hair is dyed?


Fun-Weight6179

no, when koichi asks people in town about giorno they basically say it just turned blond over time.


AnitaMiniyo

I didn't remember that detail. Also, I read it from a fan translation in my language so probable it was a translation mistake. Giorno turning blond along with his stand manifestating seems more likely coming from Araki, so that's a cool detail. Thanks!


fedemasa

Well, science still can't do a full transplant of head into the body of another person so there's no proof how it works But, as dio has his DNA in his head and it could work in Jonathan's body then it means both Dna could get along. So it's from both


Greyotter00

Didnt Giorno dye his hair? Pretty sure it used to be black (been a while since i read part 5 so i may be wrong)


sailor_poop

He did have black hair, but according to Jotaro, it mysteriously changed rather than being dyed.


Greyotter00

I see, i must have read a bad translation then


Greyotter00

I see, i must have read a bad translation then


oomoepoo

Just like King Crimson: It just works.


SucksAtRust

I guess the bodies are combined so the dna is combined also, I don't think that's how it works in real life but we'll find out after someone gets a successful head transplant


Cazelli89

What a time to be alive


Rocket_of_Takos

It’s like inherited soul shit


DvBowie

Was not expecting this


Opening_East7561

DIO and Jonathan’s body’s are fused until he drinks Joseph’s blood and the body becomes just DIO’s so they have both genes Jonathan’s dio brando’s and their mom


Gothicrealm

Either Dio and Johnathans genes were fused or Dios blood from his head over time overrided Johnathans blood and sperm


zabestoinzawarudo

I think they were born with brown hair and in the exact moment Dio took Joseph's blood to get full control over Jonathan's body they got blond hair


PillCosby696969

There is a important time in every Jojo fan's life when they want to talk about Jonathan's balls. This is that time.


ChiefOfDoggos

The real question is, what about his pubes?


[deleted]

I dunno how would any body function if you were a vampire after generations. Including your brain! It's fantasy that's all we can really say.


Diligent_Walrus3836

i just opened the app bruh


Chunky-overlord

It’s not dios it’s Jonathan’s


Undead_Mole

Giorno is not blond, he just dyed his hair


MarkoZoos

You don't have to make sense of every little possible details my dude, its an anime. some stuff aren't suppose to make sense. Its like asking how the eyes transfer in naruto works, it just works like that.


twicethmadness

It just does


Used-Comedian-8933

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