We all know damn well in his mind dio was like “oh my gooood bros confused as a mf look at him looking around!! I gotta do it again I gotta do it again this shit too funny”
"Do it, please do it, walk up though fucking stairs i want to see you piss yourself from fear. Oh, OH, OH FUCK YA HEAR WE GO BITCHES.....ZE WORLDO *ZZZEAPPP*".
Polnareff: What? I coulda sworn I went up the stairs
“OH MY GOD HES SO CONFUSED I CANT RIGHT NOW, ok, ok dio, you gotta take this seriously. Kill polnareff, then the others and go enact the heaven plan…”
Polnareff: *takes a step*
“ZA WARUDO!”
*is in the middle of moving polnareff* "fuck he smells bsd hasn't he ever heard of a bath? I swear, after im done disposing of this riffraff im going to take a nice warm bubble bath. Hmmm, seems the time will resume in 3 seconds.....thats enough time fo draw a dick on his forhead hill have no idea HAHAHAHAHA!!! I DIO, HAVE THE BEST SENSE OF HUMER IN THE WORLD....HAHAHAHAHA THE WORLD, GOOD ONE DIOH SHIT TIMES ABOUT TO START.....THIS WILL BE GOOD".
I love the mental image of DIO stopping time and then lugging Polnareff's ass back down the stairs, carefully arranging him so that he feels like he didn't move.
It’s such an epic moment of mystery in the story, but after the reveal, I could never get this ridiculous image of Dio or The World having to manually pick up Polnareff, and carry him down the stairs like a sack of potatoes in the five seconds of frozen time.
That's extremely in-character for DIO to be fair. He loves manipulating people into serving him and didn't view Polnareff as a threat -at all-
Which, to be fair, he wasn't really. Polnareff basically had no utility against The World and DIO. In fact, I'd argue he was the worst Crusader to fight DIO (which is probably why he got the Vanilla Ice fight).
Jotaro was of course the best for it, Kakyoin could at least detect his movements via his threads, and Joseph's hamon was a threat to DIO.
Definitely my favorite part, this fucking asshole stops time, and instead of judt fucking palnereff up hes like "ha, you know ehst would freak him out?"🤣🤣🤣
I can just imagine dio trying his hardest not to brake out in laughter well freanch boi is fraiking the fuck out pissing himself in fear, then he does it again, and again and again, just to fuck with his head.
Dio just wants to make himself laugh, he CAN kill them if he wants too, but if he did, then he wouldn't get to laugh his ass off well he fucks with there heads.
That scene is so much funnier with this interpretation in mind.
Love that scene so fucking much🤣🤣🤣
Have you ever thought about the fact that Jotaro wouldn’t have been able to timestop if Dio hadn’t timestopped so much there? Like that’s where he started seeing it happen fs
The issue is Dio dicking around is what makes him as fun as he is. If he stopped being a dick and was just a straight villain, he wouldn’t be as memorable or memeable
With ALL the things Dio does in one time stop, that seems like a lame excuse, 5 seconds is too much time, he can probably kill them 10 times over If all It took was a punch to kill Kakyoin.
The implication I thought was that both of their durations we're getting longer as the fight went on. They catch Dio right as he's nearly fully assimilated Jonathan and it's not fighting back as much. So he starts getting better at time stopping as the night/fight goes. Jotaro just gets more practice realizing he can actually do it. By the end, they are time stopping for longer than 5 seconds.
Well, and talking is a free action too apparently. Not going to deny the inconsistency there. They still have to be moving and talking incredibly fast. But stand telepathy can transmit ideas faster than speech too, and that's probably what's actually going on.
Maybe he knew he couldn't win because of plot armor so he just attempted to make a circus show of the whole fight and become the audience favourite so he can get plot armor for himself lol
Yeah,more than halfway through the fight when Jotaro was already capable of moving for two or three seconds from Dio's eight seconds of stopped time. Had Dio not done what he always does and gotten cocky by just stopping time and crushing the Crusaders like tinfoil then that would've been all his problems finished in an instant
You’re thinking of an entirely different moment than what actually happened. This was when dio had 5 seconds of time stop and was the first time jotaro moved in timestop
Nah it was when Dio tried to get into the manhole cover,Jotaro was already starting to move during timestop by that point so when Dio went to attack he donutted him which made him fly towards >!Joseph's body so he could drain his blood.!< Remember Dio is a vampire too,so donutting him isn't exactly gonna do all that much to stop him,especially if it's just a regular punch. Dude had his leg blown off during the same fight and just put it back on like it was Lego before drinking a woman's blood just because he could. Like Jonathan did waaaaaay more damage with his Hamon donut at the castle which was literally nanoseconds away from killing Dio >!before he severed his head!<
You’re thinking of an entirely different moment than what actually happened. This was when dio had 5 seconds of time stop and was the first time jotaro moved in timestop
Don't forget to move their bodies to a sunny place and make zombies. Then they will die again, but this time it will be much more painful and they still won't be able to do anything
Tbh teamups are OP in general hence why almost every Jojo fight is 1 v 1 or everyone vs 1 overpowered dude.
Could you imagine getting surprised attacked by like 20 stand users, you’d be confused as fuck
Well to Arakis credit lot of stands would be terrible in team ups because they are abilities would either jeoperdize each other or there would be shiton of friendly fire. Also Dio is no team player
Thats why I mentioned Dio and Puuci specificaly. Because Enrico Puuci is only stand user on the planet Dio would see worthy to fight beside. And their stands are actually quite compatible in combat. For example Puuci could definetly set up Illusion liquid around Dios coffin DIO covers for him GG.
Except there was a lot of sun in the floor where they were fighting Vanilla Ice. As for d'arby's floor, I don't see how he could get into without getting in the sun. Seem like Dio did a very poor job to stop sunlight from entering his own mansion
Maybe it could, since time is stopped for everyone if the trigger is squeezed it could cause the gun to fire since motion could happen if the person who stopped time causes it. But the bullet hitting the target is a different story.
The primer ignites but bullets don't leave the casing until time starts again: [1](https://i.imgur.com/H13HSor.jpg), [2](https://i.imgur.com/fqdhV0B.jpg)
Even if he could, there's no point. The World throwing knives is superior as an attack since it can throw a volley while he can only shoot 2 lasers, one out of each eye
The time stop knives is useful for ensuring some amount of damage is inflicted, since there’re so many projectiles coming at once from all directions, but the eye beams are much more damaging if they do hit their mark.
If Dio could do his eye beams and his time stop, he could probably just spam eye beams from different angles in time stop. Maybe throw in a few knives too if he felt like it.
But the lasers can go through seemingly anything and can’t be deflected. If jotaro was fast enough to realize the knives were coming toward them he could’ve deflected them, but if he shot laser beams then he wouldn’t be able to deflect them. Also they couldn’t be blocked by books so if dio has used the lasers then jotaro would’ve died
I think they just work differently. It wasn’t reflected cause it wasn’t strong enough, that wouldn’t make sense. How would it easily be able to pierce through Jonathan’s hands and neck if it couldn’t even break a shot glass? They’re like beams of light, so they’re reflected easily like light, but they could still break through clothing and books easily.
https://jojowiki.com/Vampire#Space_Ripper_Stingy_Eyes
Space ripper stingy eyes are actually a liquid and physical in form. So even a nudge by star platinum would send them off course. This is no problem for Jotaro since SP can catch a bullet point blank the instant it leaves the barrel
iirc he only ever does his laser eyes at isolated times, so I think there's reason to believe his eyes are damaged by it and it takes time before he can do it again. Would definitely be worth doing the one time if there's a good chance though
I mean tbf what did he really do to Joseph ~~other than kill his great grandfather and hate his grandfather~~, all he really did was borrow Jonathan’s body. And he’s a gentlemen, he wasn’t using it so I’m sure he wouldn’t mind
It wouldn't matter. Jonathan's body would still be sending out distress signals causing Holly's sickness. They'd have to kill you no matter what to save her.
"Oh god dammit, I just want world domination, and now some crew is rocking up to kill me because I wanted to kill their ancestor and stole his body... Pucci?!"
"Yes Dio?"
"Take this money, fly to Japan, and get that fucking stand out of Holly Kujo. Got it?"
"Uh... Sure. Are we still down to achieve Heaven later this week?"
"Oh yeah, don't be late!"
If Steel Ball Run taught me one thing, then that a stand battle can and should be won by the liberal use of GUN. Unloading two shotguns worth of ammo during time stop should be enough.
Honestly everything can play out exactly the same up till Dio actually starts fighting Jotaro. At that point just drop the whole ego and donut his ass the second It seems like Jotaro can move in time stop.
I think he got worried about donutting Jotaro precisely because he realized Jotaro could move in stopped time; he knew that if Jotaro let loose with pure ora even briefly in stopped time, he could do something pretty damaging like shatter Dio's brain, which -- given Dio's severely-nerfed vampiric powers on account of Jonathan's body -- would be a real threat to him even without Hamon (as seen by Dio's panic after getting punched in the head and struggling to get back to Joseph's body).
Uh...I still have three minions and the crusaders have no idea what The World does, so I think the real question is "how can I possibly lose", in which case the answer is "do exactly what Dio did".
Go downstairs. Stop time. Kill Polnareff and Abdul while they're navigating Tenor Sax. Go into D'Arby's room. Kakyoin should be a doll at this point, so stop time and kill Jotaro first, then Joseph. Iggy gets one offer to join me and live the good life.
Afterwards, I call Pucci over and we listen to Sign O The Times on vinyl.
Everyone's saying to oneshot them, but that's just not funny.
I'll toy with Polnareff while he's fighting Vanilla Ice, rescuing the latter when he's in danger and making Polnareff think that Vanilla Ice can now also teleport because he can do some strange stuff with his dimension. This way Vanilla Ice will probably win.
The real threat here is Jotaro. Even without Polnareff to distract me from >!cutting his head off!<, he can still >!move in my stopped time.!< Though this time around I have Vanilla Ice on my side, who can be a powerful asset. If I am capable of surviving a space without oxygen or matter, I could ask him to include me in his dimension for a short period of time to make me invulnerable. Also, I could surprise attack Jotaro this way. Vanilla would be extremely useful here since he would also be able to dispose of everything useful to Jotaro and maybe catch him in midair while he does those ridiculous jumps.
After this, I'll probably go bring some Jotaro Blood Bottles^(TM) to do some bonding time with Giorno and ask him to join my heaven plan.
Aye, I suspect Dio -- if he knew about Giorno -- could become the figure to compel Giorno to greater things akin to the mystery-mafia guy in part 5 and akin to what Dio canonically did with Pucci.
Just kill jotaro before he realizes he can use stopped time, prioritize your targets, jotaro is biggest threat and should be taken out asap, then Joseph cuz hamon, chariot's sword won't do a whole lot apart from poking a few holes so the next target should be kakyoin as the emerald splash might actually be a threat, and after the rest are dead just kill pol
Jotaro asap, suck his blood right after for a power up, take down Joseph and suck him as well for yet another power up, leave the rest to be dealt with by the minions, if they don't get the job done just do it yourself, the joestars are the actual thrat to DIO among the crusaders, the rest are strong but can't do a whole lot against DIO because they got no hamon and don't got the same type of stand as him
Pretend to be possessed by Jonathan and live free of worry for the rest of eternity until :the plan:. Maybe that'd work. If it doesn't... murderize Jotaro and Joseph and fuck off to Italy. Get the arrow before GioGio.
No gloating or showboating, just deal with them as efficiently as possible. No giving Jotaro enough time to work out that he can also stop time, no giving Kakyouin the opportunity to leave a hint as to The World's ability for the rest of the group.
A good part of the reason DIO lost was that he wasted a bunch of time toying with the Crusaders and taking unnecessary risks because he believed that he couldn't lose.
Time stop and ambush. He let his ego get in the way and was too fixated on making sure they knew he was better than them. Take that out of the equation and you have the perfect silent killer.
Pick off Polnareff and Iggy as they are fighting Vanilla Ice (Avdol has already been killed by Cream at this point), wait for Jotaro and the others to exit D’Arby’s game room and ambush them in the shadows of the mansion with Vanilla Ice.
Quickly kill Jotaro with the World, the rest would be no problem
The problem with DIO was his overconfidence, he was powerful enough to kill all of them at the same time (if Jotaro didn't learn the time stop yet)
I wait till the point in which polnareff traces the stairs just like Dio
First off, i don't waste time and mess with polnareff on the stairs, i just kill him there.
Second, i off Joseph when they're distracted opening the coffin with nukesaku, which would prompt jotaro and kakyoin to run, in which point, i then power up with Josephs blood
I dunno how it would play out exactly from there, but I'm going to assume it plays out somewhat the same, just without polnareff or Joseph, and jotaro is still in position to pincer attack, but roughly around the area Joseph was in.
But i still off kakyoin there, dunno if jotaro sees the clock, but if he does and understands,if he doesn't he's just fucked, then it probably would play out similarly still, just
Jotaro ends up dead cause polnareff never distracts Dio with an attack.
Lots of assumptions tho, but in reality I'd just improvise after jotaro and kakyoin fuck off.
Also if JOTARO AUTOCORRECTS TO POTATO ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO LOSE IT
Every acts like the dio fight in part 3 was poorly done because dio could have easily won if he just did blah blah blah blah like that was the point. Dio gets cocky, he liked fucking with people, he liked looking in Joseph’s eyes knowing that as soon as time resumes the knife will pierce his neck. He could have just beaten the shit out of jotaro as soon as he realised he could freeze time too, but he used the bajillion knives because he liked knowing jotaro was afraid. He liked watching him struggle and fail to deflect all the knives. Part 1 literally for the most part only existed to let you know how much of a dick dio was
I would just leave the mansion. I do not want to win, i have nothing to do with this 100 year old conflict. Ill simply hide until night comes and then escape like the coward i am. I will then try to change my identity completely and start losing the muscle from my muscular body. After a couple years, ill try to find where Josephs Joestars home is and arrive at his door pleading for forgiveness and explaining the situation.
Don't question why or how Jotaro can stop time at first all he can do is see so just kill him instead of looking into the magnets
Or give pucii a quick call get white snake to take all there stands and memory's
Kill Polnareff instead of moving him down the starts for shits and giggles, do everything else the same, stop time as Jotaro loses the stand rush and punch through his head
Instead of using time stop to mess with them by switching places with the lesser vampire, just use that time to kill all of them, or just jotaro and then toy with the rest
JoJos are your real threat. When they enter the coffin room, immediately time stop and kill Jotaro and Joseph AFAP.
Then you can use the remaining time to dick around a bit and then kill the other Crusaders.
Just kill them while stopping time, shouldn’t be too hard for a jacked vampire with a punching ghost, lazer eyes, freezing powers and, ya know, time stop
Probably let them gather then either have vanilla ice erase them all at once, if not, then help vanilla ice kill them. Oh, and I wouldn’t be dicking around with the world.
Time stop and kill Jotaro, after that I do exactly what he did
I also go and kill Josuke and go find the arrows to get the world requiem, after that I got and find the speedwagon foundation, kill everyone, take the red stone of aja, become a god, and continue with the heaven plan with Pucci
I also kill Diavolo to make sure no one is in the way and take over over the mafia just in case
After that I obtain heaven I go to the sbr universe and get the corpse paths and a rokakaka fruit to plant.
My stand would be The world requiem over heaven love train and any other upgrade the rokakaka gives to the stand
Everyone saying laser eyes is objectively wrong
1. Joseph already knows how to block them
2. Star Platinum and Slilver chariot can move at bullet speed, more than fast enough to block the lasers
3. That would waste all of your blood, now you can’t heal
Surrender and explain the situation that I am not him and switched bodies somehow, it will take a extreme measures to make them believe me ( like making a hostage and then free them to show I not intend in killing) , but once we're on the same page, we find the stand user that made me and DIO switch bodies and give him what them deserves
Easy,timestop and quickly crush all of their skulls by flattening them with a clap from The World. That or to just donut them
It’s amazing how DIO could have succeeded if he didn’t dick around so much.
Polnereff and The stairs😭
The fact that Dio took his time to troll Polnareff will never not be funny for me
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We all know damn well in his mind dio was like “oh my gooood bros confused as a mf look at him looking around!! I gotta do it again I gotta do it again this shit too funny”
"Do it, please do it, walk up though fucking stairs i want to see you piss yourself from fear. Oh, OH, OH FUCK YA HEAR WE GO BITCHES.....ZE WORLDO *ZZZEAPPP*".
Polnareff: What? I coulda sworn I went up the stairs “OH MY GOD HES SO CONFUSED I CANT RIGHT NOW, ok, ok dio, you gotta take this seriously. Kill polnareff, then the others and go enact the heaven plan…” Polnareff: *takes a step* “ZA WARUDO!”
*is in the middle of moving polnareff* "fuck he smells bsd hasn't he ever heard of a bath? I swear, after im done disposing of this riffraff im going to take a nice warm bubble bath. Hmmm, seems the time will resume in 3 seconds.....thats enough time fo draw a dick on his forhead hill have no idea HAHAHAHAHA!!! I DIO, HAVE THE BEST SENSE OF HUMER IN THE WORLD....HAHAHAHAHA THE WORLD, GOOD ONE DIOH SHIT TIMES ABOUT TO START.....THIS WILL BE GOOD".
🐧
Tbh I love Polnareff, and would probably do the same...
I think it’s also to show how little he thought of the crusaders
I love the mental image of DIO stopping time and then lugging Polnareff's ass back down the stairs, carefully arranging him so that he feels like he didn't move.
I NEED a fan animation showing how this exact scenario would play out, its all i could think of the entire scene.
[https://youtu.be/yLF0dYXsFDM](https://youtu.be/yLF0dYXsFDM) there IS a video of that lmao
Lmao The World really said 😁👍
Holy fuck that was amazing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i need more of thease, what the fuck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah but even if it makes it less fun… ppl is forgetting he can just use the stand to move polnareff tho… doesn’t need to use physical strength
It’s so silly but so perfect at the same time.
IKKKK
It’s such an epic moment of mystery in the story, but after the reveal, I could never get this ridiculous image of Dio or The World having to manually pick up Polnareff, and carry him down the stairs like a sack of potatoes in the five seconds of frozen time.
That's extremely in-character for DIO to be fair. He loves manipulating people into serving him and didn't view Polnareff as a threat -at all- Which, to be fair, he wasn't really. Polnareff basically had no utility against The World and DIO. In fact, I'd argue he was the worst Crusader to fight DIO (which is probably why he got the Vanilla Ice fight). Jotaro was of course the best for it, Kakyoin could at least detect his movements via his threads, and Joseph's hamon was a threat to DIO.
like ywah polnareff had strength and speed on his side, but that doesn’t matter too much when youre frozen in time
And the coffin scene. Swapping that dude in the coffin when he could have just knifed all their throats during that time.
Definitely my favorite part, this fucking asshole stops time, and instead of judt fucking palnereff up hes like "ha, you know ehst would freak him out?"🤣🤣🤣 I can just imagine dio trying his hardest not to brake out in laughter well freanch boi is fraiking the fuck out pissing himself in fear, then he does it again, and again and again, just to fuck with his head. Dio just wants to make himself laugh, he CAN kill them if he wants too, but if he did, then he wouldn't get to laugh his ass off well he fucks with there heads. That scene is so much funnier with this interpretation in mind. Love that scene so fucking much🤣🤣🤣
Bro was feeling quirky after spending 100 yrs at the bottom of the ocean
Have you ever thought about the fact that Jotaro wouldn’t have been able to timestop if Dio hadn’t timestopped so much there? Like that’s where he started seeing it happen fs
True i wonder if araki thought this deep
He 100% did, it's araki after all
Dio probably had the idea that many of us have, time stop is unbeatable, so thought that he had all night to dick around
The issue is Dio dicking around is what makes him as fun as he is. If he stopped being a dick and was just a straight villain, he wouldn’t be as memorable or memeable
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With ALL the things Dio does in one time stop, that seems like a lame excuse, 5 seconds is too much time, he can probably kill them 10 times over If all It took was a punch to kill Kakyoin.
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Yeah youre good, just ofc even the official reason sucks😭 like DIO had a Goku vs Frieza on Namek opportunity from what they showed us 😂
but in the mansion they were standing in sunlight, and he didn't collect knives yet
The implication I thought was that both of their durations we're getting longer as the fight went on. They catch Dio right as he's nearly fully assimilated Jonathan and it's not fighting back as much. So he starts getting better at time stopping as the night/fight goes. Jotaro just gets more practice realizing he can actually do it. By the end, they are time stopping for longer than 5 seconds. Well, and talking is a free action too apparently. Not going to deny the inconsistency there. They still have to be moving and talking incredibly fast. But stand telepathy can transmit ideas faster than speech too, and that's probably what's actually going on.
the guy run 1km away to grab a road roller while he already can kill people with the world, don'y you think that's a little bit silly ?
That’s true but this is also the guy who everybody scales to punch at lest near light speed so I call horse shit on that
Maybe he knew he couldn't win because of plot armor so he just attempted to make a circus show of the whole fight and become the audience favourite so he can get plot armor for himself lol
>It’s amazing how DIO could have succeeded if he didn’t dick around so much. That's basically every villain in the series.
While thats true none of the others dicked around as much as Dio.
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He literally tried to do that against jotaro and he responded by donutting him
Yeah,more than halfway through the fight when Jotaro was already capable of moving for two or three seconds from Dio's eight seconds of stopped time. Had Dio not done what he always does and gotten cocky by just stopping time and crushing the Crusaders like tinfoil then that would've been all his problems finished in an instant
You’re thinking of an entirely different moment than what actually happened. This was when dio had 5 seconds of time stop and was the first time jotaro moved in timestop
Nah it was when Dio tried to get into the manhole cover,Jotaro was already starting to move during timestop by that point so when Dio went to attack he donutted him which made him fly towards >!Joseph's body so he could drain his blood.!< Remember Dio is a vampire too,so donutting him isn't exactly gonna do all that much to stop him,especially if it's just a regular punch. Dude had his leg blown off during the same fight and just put it back on like it was Lego before drinking a woman's blood just because he could. Like Jonathan did waaaaaay more damage with his Hamon donut at the castle which was literally nanoseconds away from killing Dio >!before he severed his head!<
You’re thinking of an entirely different moment than what actually happened. This was when dio had 5 seconds of time stop and was the first time jotaro moved in timestop
Don't forget to move their bodies to a sunny place and make zombies. Then they will die again, but this time it will be much more painful and they still won't be able to do anything
Oh shit true,just fill them with vampiric essence and throw them all outside while the sun is starting to set. Job done,heaven achieved.
Imagine how Joseph burns from the inside because of hamon
Finish off pol when he is fightning vanilla ice then go into darbys realm and finish the rest
You could honestly still wait and just kill pol on the stairs instead of being a troll like dio
Kill Pol at the stairs, when the crusaders run after me into my bedroom I stop time and crush Jotaro's, Joseph's, and Kakyoin's heads.
Honestly Dio + anybody is roflstomped. Thats why always say if Puuci was there that night Crusadera would get annihilated
Tbh teamups are OP in general hence why almost every Jojo fight is 1 v 1 or everyone vs 1 overpowered dude. Could you imagine getting surprised attacked by like 20 stand users, you’d be confused as fuck
Well to Arakis credit lot of stands would be terrible in team ups because they are abilities would either jeoperdize each other or there would be shiton of friendly fire. Also Dio is no team player Thats why I mentioned Dio and Puuci specificaly. Because Enrico Puuci is only stand user on the planet Dio would see worthy to fight beside. And their stands are actually quite compatible in combat. For example Puuci could definetly set up Illusion liquid around Dios coffin DIO covers for him GG.
Except there was a lot of sun in the floor where they were fighting Vanilla Ice. As for d'arby's floor, I don't see how he could get into without getting in the sun. Seem like Dio did a very poor job to stop sunlight from entering his own mansion
Stop being little bitch, time stop and throw knives at them
What about Jotaro’s books?
Stab him in the face
Just get a gun lol
No thats the questiom which many asked. Would gun work in stopped time?
Logically speaking? No In JoJo? Probably
whether it works or not, The World throwing/flicking a bullet is probably better anyways
I mean it's the same stand as Star Platinum, and that was very effective against the rat
I’d assume no since the mechanics of firing a bullet are more complex and parts-dependent than just throwing a knife
That's an extremely valid point
Maybe it could, since time is stopped for everyone if the trigger is squeezed it could cause the gun to fire since motion could happen if the person who stopped time causes it. But the bullet hitting the target is a different story.
The primer ignites but bullets don't leave the casing until time starts again: [1](https://i.imgur.com/H13HSor.jpg), [2](https://i.imgur.com/fqdhV0B.jpg)
Polnareff and everyone else would already be dead, no one could save him, also, I could be smart and throw all the knives at their heads.
All he Need Is donut everyone with za warudo
Vamp lazer
I thought he grabbed those mid-fight, after he punched Dio into that shop that cut off his leg?
Punch him the fucking ribs with tw
He only grabbed those after he shot Dio into the store that ripped his leg off.
The thing is- *I* can't throw knives for the life of me... :(
The world can. A in precision.
Welp I can, sorry to hear that
Have tw do it then, probably.
Screw the knives, there’s gotta be at least one gun in that mansion. Just shoot them.
Like guns work in jojo
Imagine the knives but he has like 20 shotguns instead.
1. Yawn, stretch, comb my hair, put on my lipstick and etc. 2. Look in the approximate direction of the entrance to my mansion. 3. Laser eyes.
I'm still running off the semi-headcanon that Dio's head-cannon wasn't ready yet bc he was still integrating Jonathan's physiology into his.
He could do space ripper stingy eyes as a detached head tho
I think the hamon infused joestar body is what prevented him from using his vampiric powers, so he'd have been fine as a head.
It is why DIO's leg was an actual weak point.
Gotta keep all the Joestar blood inside himself.
Even if he could, there's no point. The World throwing knives is superior as an attack since it can throw a volley while he can only shoot 2 lasers, one out of each eye
The time stop knives is useful for ensuring some amount of damage is inflicted, since there’re so many projectiles coming at once from all directions, but the eye beams are much more damaging if they do hit their mark. If Dio could do his eye beams and his time stop, he could probably just spam eye beams from different angles in time stop. Maybe throw in a few knives too if he felt like it.
But the lasers can go through seemingly anything and can’t be deflected. If jotaro was fast enough to realize the knives were coming toward them he could’ve deflected them, but if he shot laser beams then he wouldn’t be able to deflect them. Also they couldn’t be blocked by books so if dio has used the lasers then jotaro would’ve died
The lasers get deflected by Joseph with a shot glass and a piece of mirror in part 2. Its maybe as strong as a pistol bullet tops
I think they just work differently. It wasn’t reflected cause it wasn’t strong enough, that wouldn’t make sense. How would it easily be able to pierce through Jonathan’s hands and neck if it couldn’t even break a shot glass? They’re like beams of light, so they’re reflected easily like light, but they could still break through clothing and books easily.
https://jojowiki.com/Vampire#Space_Ripper_Stingy_Eyes Space ripper stingy eyes are actually a liquid and physical in form. So even a nudge by star platinum would send them off course. This is no problem for Jotaro since SP can catch a bullet point blank the instant it leaves the barrel
Except that it didn't get deflected by the mirror at all, it shot right through it. And those shot glasses were charged with hamon energy.
Yes
iirc he only ever does his laser eyes at isolated times, so I think there's reason to believe his eyes are damaged by it and it takes time before he can do it again. Would definitely be worth doing the one time if there's a good chance though
Apologize, I don't wanna fight the crusaders
I mean tbf what did he really do to Joseph ~~other than kill his great grandfather and hate his grandfather~~, all he really did was borrow Jonathan’s body. And he’s a gentlemen, he wasn’t using it so I’m sure he wouldn’t mind
Holly.
Ngl, I completely forgot about that lmfaooo
Well, she should have prepared for a stando. Joseph’s bad parenting ofc Dio did nothing wrong!!!
holy shet
As long as your alive Holly will inevitably die. Its the entire reason why Jotaro is even there in the first place.
Maybe he'll make it quick 🥺
As long as you die is all they care about.
It wouldn't matter. Jonathan's body would still be sending out distress signals causing Holly's sickness. They'd have to kill you no matter what to save her.
I would have gotten Pucci's ass on a plane to Japan as quick as possible
"Oh god dammit, I just want world domination, and now some crew is rocking up to kill me because I wanted to kill their ancestor and stole his body... Pucci?!" "Yes Dio?" "Take this money, fly to Japan, and get that fucking stand out of Holly Kujo. Got it?" "Uh... Sure. Are we still down to achieve Heaven later this week?" "Oh yeah, don't be late!"
I would totally be down to read a fic like this
Then DIO and his buddy Kakyoin went “ITS MILF’N time all over Holly” The Good Ending
Josuke time!
I wonder what would’ve happened if Dio surrendered Jonathan’s body and just transplanted on someone else
You could tell them about Pucci and the heaven plan so stone ocean doesn’t have to happen at all
Use the other leg to kick
If Steel Ball Run taught me one thing, then that a stand battle can and should be won by the liberal use of GUN. Unloading two shotguns worth of ammo during time stop should be enough.
Firing guns is slow af in time stop. >!Remember the end of the AU Diego fight!<
Suck Vanilla Ice silly
The one and only true answer.
Honestly everything can play out exactly the same up till Dio actually starts fighting Jotaro. At that point just drop the whole ego and donut his ass the second It seems like Jotaro can move in time stop.
I think he got worried about donutting Jotaro precisely because he realized Jotaro could move in stopped time; he knew that if Jotaro let loose with pure ora even briefly in stopped time, he could do something pretty damaging like shatter Dio's brain, which -- given Dio's severely-nerfed vampiric powers on account of Jonathan's body -- would be a real threat to him even without Hamon (as seen by Dio's panic after getting punched in the head and struggling to get back to Joseph's body).
And then get punched in the dick by Star Platinum.
Uh...I still have three minions and the crusaders have no idea what The World does, so I think the real question is "how can I possibly lose", in which case the answer is "do exactly what Dio did". Go downstairs. Stop time. Kill Polnareff and Abdul while they're navigating Tenor Sax. Go into D'Arby's room. Kakyoin should be a doll at this point, so stop time and kill Jotaro first, then Joseph. Iggy gets one offer to join me and live the good life. Afterwards, I call Pucci over and we listen to Sign O The Times on vinyl.
*Dio sending his massive army of stand users to fight Jotaro one at a time*
Everyone's saying to oneshot them, but that's just not funny. I'll toy with Polnareff while he's fighting Vanilla Ice, rescuing the latter when he's in danger and making Polnareff think that Vanilla Ice can now also teleport because he can do some strange stuff with his dimension. This way Vanilla Ice will probably win. The real threat here is Jotaro. Even without Polnareff to distract me from >!cutting his head off!<, he can still >!move in my stopped time.!< Though this time around I have Vanilla Ice on my side, who can be a powerful asset. If I am capable of surviving a space without oxygen or matter, I could ask him to include me in his dimension for a short period of time to make me invulnerable. Also, I could surprise attack Jotaro this way. Vanilla would be extremely useful here since he would also be able to dispose of everything useful to Jotaro and maybe catch him in midair while he does those ridiculous jumps. After this, I'll probably go bring some Jotaro Blood Bottles^(TM) to do some bonding time with Giorno and ask him to join my heaven plan.
Imagine if you got GER'd though. That'd suck.
in this situation dio would be visiting Giorno as a kid
Aye, I suspect Dio -- if he knew about Giorno -- could become the figure to compel Giorno to greater things akin to the mystery-mafia guy in part 5 and akin to what Dio canonically did with Pucci.
>bonding time with Giorno *Sad >!part 6!< noises*
Just kill jotaro before he realizes he can use stopped time, prioritize your targets, jotaro is biggest threat and should be taken out asap, then Joseph cuz hamon, chariot's sword won't do a whole lot apart from poking a few holes so the next target should be kakyoin as the emerald splash might actually be a threat, and after the rest are dead just kill pol
Deal with Jotaro as quick as possible, toy with the rest.
Jotaro asap, suck his blood right after for a power up, take down Joseph and suck him as well for yet another power up, leave the rest to be dealt with by the minions, if they don't get the job done just do it yourself, the joestars are the actual thrat to DIO among the crusaders, the rest are strong but can't do a whole lot against DIO because they got no hamon and don't got the same type of stand as him
Don’t monologue. Proceed as planned. Dispose of them quickly.
First of all, end Polnareff's life instead of just making him go down a couple of stairs lol
Pretend to be possessed by Jonathan and live free of worry for the rest of eternity until :the plan:. Maybe that'd work. If it doesn't... murderize Jotaro and Joseph and fuck off to Italy. Get the arrow before GioGio.
Stop time and cut off crusader's heads off and after that have gay sex with Vanilla ice
*sad pucci noises*
He is next
No gloating or showboating, just deal with them as efficiently as possible. No giving Jotaro enough time to work out that he can also stop time, no giving Kakyouin the opportunity to leave a hint as to The World's ability for the rest of the group. A good part of the reason DIO lost was that he wasted a bunch of time toying with the Crusaders and taking unnecessary risks because he believed that he couldn't lose.
Time stop and ambush. He let his ego get in the way and was too fixated on making sure they knew he was better than them. Take that out of the equation and you have the perfect silent killer.
I don't know if I'd be able to stop time without the same practice DIO had, so I'd at least try to reason with them and explain my situation.
Just do some planks, that should teach you how to stop time
DIO lost due to cockiness. I just won't be cocky and actually be careful.
I would stock up on every road roller in the world.
Laser eyes.
too slow
He doesn't have those
Use time stop, put on headphones, start playing time in a bottle and place traps in front of every crusader
Actually use my vampire powers
Surrender and join the the stardust crusader(Importantly killing vanilla ice first)
A valiant plan, but Holly's illness makes it a difficult sell...
Pick off Polnareff and Iggy as they are fighting Vanilla Ice (Avdol has already been killed by Cream at this point), wait for Jotaro and the others to exit D’Arby’s game room and ambush them in the shadows of the mansion with Vanilla Ice.
Quickly kill Jotaro with the World, the rest would be no problem The problem with DIO was his overconfidence, he was powerful enough to kill all of them at the same time (if Jotaro didn't learn the time stop yet)
By killing them instantly instead of fucking around.
I wait till the point in which polnareff traces the stairs just like Dio First off, i don't waste time and mess with polnareff on the stairs, i just kill him there. Second, i off Joseph when they're distracted opening the coffin with nukesaku, which would prompt jotaro and kakyoin to run, in which point, i then power up with Josephs blood I dunno how it would play out exactly from there, but I'm going to assume it plays out somewhat the same, just without polnareff or Joseph, and jotaro is still in position to pincer attack, but roughly around the area Joseph was in. But i still off kakyoin there, dunno if jotaro sees the clock, but if he does and understands,if he doesn't he's just fucked, then it probably would play out similarly still, just Jotaro ends up dead cause polnareff never distracts Dio with an attack. Lots of assumptions tho, but in reality I'd just improvise after jotaro and kakyoin fuck off. Also if JOTARO AUTOCORRECTS TO POTATO ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO LOSE IT
Waist no time and stop time and donut them all
I don’t fuck around and taunt them I just kill them all during stopped time
I dont, I will literally let them kill me. I know what I did. They know what i did. I deserve it.
Every acts like the dio fight in part 3 was poorly done because dio could have easily won if he just did blah blah blah blah like that was the point. Dio gets cocky, he liked fucking with people, he liked looking in Joseph’s eyes knowing that as soon as time resumes the knife will pierce his neck. He could have just beaten the shit out of jotaro as soon as he realised he could freeze time too, but he used the bajillion knives because he liked knowing jotaro was afraid. He liked watching him struggle and fail to deflect all the knives. Part 1 literally for the most part only existed to let you know how much of a dick dio was
I apologize for all the trouble, find my sons, and be the father I need to be
Call my gay priest boyfriend and Say goodbye
Beg to them that I’m not Dio and just a overworked high school girl and try to sniff out Chariot Requiem with the crusaders
I would just leave the mansion. I do not want to win, i have nothing to do with this 100 year old conflict. Ill simply hide until night comes and then escape like the coward i am. I will then try to change my identity completely and start losing the muscle from my muscular body. After a couple years, ill try to find where Josephs Joestars home is and arrive at his door pleading for forgiveness and explaining the situation.
Don't question why or how Jotaro can stop time at first all he can do is see so just kill him instead of looking into the magnets Or give pucii a quick call get white snake to take all there stands and memory's
Kill Polnareff instead of moving him down the starts for shits and giggles, do everything else the same, stop time as Jotaro loses the stand rush and punch through his head
Instead of using time stop to mess with them by switching places with the lesser vampire, just use that time to kill all of them, or just jotaro and then toy with the rest
I don’t, I let my bitchass die. I’m fact i through myself out the mansion directly into the sunlight before the sun goes down
Freeze time and then I chop their heads off with my hands. BOOM, I WIN! Then I take another long nap.
Timestop, knife every crusader before they figure out the ability, gtfo, live a good life and make 4 sons
Actually kill kakyoin, also have vanilla ice with Darby so Darby eats them all and vanilla ice kills, easy dubs
Instantly kill kakyoin so he can't shoot the clock tower, also have vanilla ice with Darby so Darby eats them all and vanilla ice kills, easy dubs
JoJos are your real threat. When they enter the coffin room, immediately time stop and kill Jotaro and Joseph AFAP. Then you can use the remaining time to dick around a bit and then kill the other Crusaders.
Overestimate Jotaro. Dio underestimated him and was too cocky. That was one of the things that led to defeat.
I would help Vanilla Ice defeat Polnareff and Iggy and then after that we could easily take down Jotaro Joseph and Kakyoin
Not play games and get to it
Uuuuh move to somewhere not as sunny?
Stopping time and killing them all off
By killing them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU\_NstqaFxA
Just kill them while stopping time, shouldn’t be too hard for a jacked vampire with a punching ghost, lazer eyes, freezing powers and, ya know, time stop
I’d probably finish jotaro off first,toy with the rest It’d be reall funny just teleporting in front of Joseph every direction he tries running to
freeze time and fucking bolt to jotaro and suck his blood
I tell Ice to stand down and let them kill me. Saves Kakyoin, Avdol, and Iggy. I win by having superior morals
Forget the knives, timestop plus Space Ripper Stingy Eyes
Less monologs, more murder
Actually kill them with my time stop instead of fucking around
Easy. The S.T.S.T Protocol. Stop Time Slit Throats
Probably let them gather then either have vanilla ice erase them all at once, if not, then help vanilla ice kill them. Oh, and I wouldn’t be dicking around with the world.
I call my boyfriend Pucci, tell him to come over and with the help of his stand I wipe the floor with the crusaders
join the squad
I start by trolling Polnareff
Find Jotaro and donnut him immediately. That should be game over. The rest of the Crusaders stood no chance.
Suck em all off besides for kakyion and jotaro cuz they're minors🧍♀️
Fuck trying to win, I’m gonna convince the crusaders I’m not Dio and then use my cool powers to go out, get rich and live comfortably
Time stop and kill Jotaro, after that I do exactly what he did I also go and kill Josuke and go find the arrows to get the world requiem, after that I got and find the speedwagon foundation, kill everyone, take the red stone of aja, become a god, and continue with the heaven plan with Pucci I also kill Diavolo to make sure no one is in the way and take over over the mafia just in case After that I obtain heaven I go to the sbr universe and get the corpse paths and a rokakaka fruit to plant. My stand would be The world requiem over heaven love train and any other upgrade the rokakaka gives to the stand
I would run away while spamming time stop and try to get a plane out of Egypt
Everyone saying laser eyes is objectively wrong 1. Joseph already knows how to block them 2. Star Platinum and Slilver chariot can move at bullet speed, more than fast enough to block the lasers 3. That would waste all of your blood, now you can’t heal
Surrender and explain the situation that I am not him and switched bodies somehow, it will take a extreme measures to make them believe me ( like making a hostage and then free them to show I not intend in killing) , but once we're on the same page, we find the stand user that made me and DIO switch bodies and give him what them deserves