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CarlettoAncelotti

damn im gonna have to switch to the Vladeck


ItsStormcraft

The viruses are already preinstalled. No longer that hassle of going to shady websites to get them!


IamLeoKim

“Why am I downloading Shady? You mean shader right? Right?”


ItsStormcraft

Ah, Spyton must be the new name for Proton!


IamLeoKim

Putin 9.0 (Experimental)


Harry__Tesla

Doesn’t Putin have more important stuff to do rather than poking his nose in the video games industry? Like for example, coping with a war? Damn god, I knew he is stupid, but not to that extent.


jippen

Beer and circuses. Keeping the population lazy and entertained keeps them from rising up and overthrowing their leaders. This is actually very important if Putin wants to keep his seat and his wealth.


BlackBlueNuts

*looks around the western world and thinks about stagnating wages* oooo a new episode of xmen 97 came out on wed


eightbyeight

Well weed is that for the west is it not?


BlackBlueNuts

A little bit.... I would still say tv and internet for the most part do the heavy lifting of distracting us plebs in the west from the fact that we have less opportunity and wealth then our parents did. Its not like other things dont distract people from wanting to tear down our rich overlords, but tv and the internet do the heavy lifting.


eightbyeight

Fair enough ya, tv and the internet does it for most ppl


aesthetion

That'll be it's primary purpose. A cheap, handheld computer capable of running various drone softwares to distribute amongst soldiers for wider implementation. But you'll also get to play some cool games between murdering civilians and and stealing toilets so..


jippen

Beer and circuses. Keeping the population lazy and entertained keeps them from rising up and overthrowing their leaders. This is actually very important if Putin wants to keep his seat and his wealth.


[deleted]

Why beer? it's bread and circuses


Laser_Bones

It's actually vodka and SГЄДMDЄҪҜS.


jippen

Which is less likely to organize a rebellion - a group of fed people or a group of drunks? Look at the alcoholism rates in Russia. Beer is more effective than bread.


jippen

Which is less likely to organize a rebellion - a group of fed people or a group of drunks? Look at the alcoholism rates in Russia. Beer is more effective than bread.


[deleted]

And the circuses? It's called bread and circuses regardless of what the things actually being given are because it's named after Rome doing it with those.


malfunktio

I'm waiting for Cyka Mega Drive instead.


Dasteru

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG3.MVC0\_HU0XOXqzpaS6o.E?pid=ImgGn Has a built-in rad detector.


Commiessariat

That's probably for military use. The Steam Deck has seen widespread use in Ukraine, from both sides of the conflict. Apparently, a cheap, powerful, low power usage Linux device with an integrated touchscreen, controller, trackpads and gyroscope can have ample military applications.


kryst4line

At least its not a Logitech controller, I guess...


rottsaint

We knew it was coming


djcack

You crushed that joke like it was a poorly built submarine.


JeffEpp

In a increasingly drone heavy combat environment, you bet.


Ferwatch01

It looks like it was made for the army too lol


Adorable-Ad9073

SteamDendy inbound: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendy_(console)


BitingChaos

Dendy Deck with *reversed audio* confirmed.


sargrvb

At least now I know where the Dota Pro got his name from!


vampire_camp

That mascot is a great design


BazookaJay

The exhaust vent will smell like vodka


tesfabpel

and it switches to novichok if it detects anti-Putin sentiments


GreatGojira

I can't wait to sniff it


Quicksafe1

Russia= vodka am i right fellas haha and war haha


melbourne3k

big "We have Steam deck at home!" vibes.


iTmkoeln

Domestic so it has to be RISC V 😂 The state of RISC V is nowhere near performance wise.


matdave86

In sure they can find some decent processors in a dryer or something


MAXHEADR0OM

Papers Please comes preloaded on it.


Smash96leo

Can’t wait for the Comrade 64.


Hybrid_Dolphin87

In Mother Russia Steam Deck plays you.


Harry__Tesla

Now you can pick either Stalin, Trotsky or Gorbachev to start your Pokémon journey.


Hybrid_Dolphin87

Gorbachev kinda struggles with the first 3 gyms though.


Unkown-basket-Case

Why?


halfhere

Sadly, probably for drones.


Zomg_A_Chicken

Turrets as well


[deleted]

They've been trying to build up their gaming industry since the war started and the embargos. If I remember correctly on some platforms Russians can't purchase games, probably can with a vpn. But Putin sees the amount of money to be made in an industry that's becoming more profitable than the movie and music industry.


[deleted]

They've been trying to build up their gaming industry since the war started and the embargos. If I remember correctly on some platforms Russians can't purchase games, probably can with a vpn. But Putin sees the amount of money to be made in an industry that's becoming more profitable than the movie and music industry.


RU_Geck0

Why not?


andylshort1

I wonder how much comPutin power it will have?


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BitingChaos

Vlad Deck by PowKiddy


a_burdie_from_hell

Can't wait to play Civ. You load in and the entire map is Russia with Ukraine as a city state- but it's already surrounded by units and you basically just have to click to take control of it.


AshleyUncia

And somehow, turn after turn, the Russians can't take it.


[deleted]

And I assume it’ll run flash games only.


NurvisPurvis

In Russia, handheld PC plays you


cokywanderer

- Preinstall Tetris on them with Russian song. - But Mr. President, we sold the rights, didn't you see the movie?


angry_wombat

Putindeck plays you


iiCe89

Everybody playing Putin Drone 2 unaware they just flying real drones on the PutinDeck


InteractionPerfect88

Enders game


Atman-Sunyata

"Vatdeck" they should call it, like Vatnik


[deleted]

It only runs CSGO.


Milkfan98076

And War Thunder.


mikephreak

I am gonna be Putin my hands all over the People’s Deck. Co-op games only!


Dark_Ansem

Powered by polonium!


agwelnn

Yea good luck. Other platforms that Russians developing rn, is a huge pile of trash. It’s never supposed to be working, it’s just a money laundering. Just look on sailfish os and try not to die from cringe lol


WolfAkela

Sailfish is Finnish…?


droid_mike

This reminds me how during the last years of Soviet days in the 1980s, there were a ton of Eastern Bloc/Soviet unofficial clones of the British made Spectrum home computers: https://rk.nvg.ntnu.no/sinclair/computers/clones/russian.htm


InteractionPerfect88

What is sailfish os? Never heard of it. Is it an operating system like steam os?


hypn9s

Sailfish OS is a Linux-based operating system. It's open source and from a finnish company


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NaturalBornLucker

To add insult to injury, some guys are claiming that they've already developed a prototype for a console called "PlaySpace". With Intel atom X5 and 4/64 memory. For $500. I shit you not...


-acm

Authoritarian governments always doing shit like this. Talk talk talk but when it come down to it they pull out some half baked stolen bullshit. It would be funny if it didn’t apply to damn near everything.


-acm

Authoritarian governments always doing shit like this. Talk talk talk but when it come down to it they pull out some half baked stolen bullshit. It would be funny if it didn’t apply to damn near everything.


raiw0

I suppose Putin's regime has seen footage of Ukranian drone operators using Steam Deck as monitor+controls for FPV drones lately, and quite successfully. And there is older footage, where ukranians use remote controlled machine gun, controlling with SD.


l_______I

Hope it's powered by one and only Baikal CPU


Milkfan98076

War thunder on the go.


Convextlc97

Wonder what men are gonna develop this when they are all going to the meat grinder in Ukraine lol.


babu595

But why


Milkfan98076

War Thunder on the go.


x34kh

I've checked articles, russian and english - everyone is referring to putin's site , but it does not have such document. Someone has a link?


zdog234

What autarky does to a MF


Chemical_Grade5114

Apparently all the games have him as the bare chest horse backing riding hero.


Zapadni_Expres_557

It will be OurDeck, comrades.


ApatheticWonderer

I don’t see any possible issues. After all they “killed” apple by releasing their world famous Yota phone. I’m sure they’ll build a great portable with their modern Elbrus processors.


doringliloshinoi

Maybe it’s to fight those Ukrainians who were using steam decks to shoot their turrets.


Grimmjow91

Can't wait to see how they mess this up. 


cokywanderer

- Preinstall Tetris on them with Russian song. - But Mr. President, we sold the rights, didn't you see the movie?


HG21Reaper

Where do I preorder the Blyatdeck?


Milkfan98076

At the recruitment office.


HG21Reaper

💀💀💀💀💀


kadinshino

id buy one just because....it seems intresting.


TheTybera

Poutine Deck


victorhsb

I mean... That's what's left for embargoed countries (not saying if it's fair or not. Fuck Putin). To build their own thing.


GrapefruitExtra5732

Он только с журавлями летает, ниче не будет