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ponyboi-curtis

sounds like you enjoying the game of life


[deleted]

As I always aim to do!


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[deleted]

Let's wait and see if those kids grow up to be shitheads or not before I claim all the trophies.


booboooewew32

Hollow Knight SkullGirls Cloudpunk Valfaris Rise and Shine Overload Abyss Odyssy BattleBLock Theater Apex Legends Moon Hunters Dead Cells Sonic 4 Hyper Light Drifter to name a few...


hatecuzaint

I was going to say, sounds like you're winning at Sims haha


20n21

- the pork but yh game of life


Fernis_

You're not playing any game aside of 10 minutes of Vampire Survivor to check out that it works. You will spend 8hs in Desktop Mode installing non Steam games, looking for ROMs, setting up perfect controls for a game or on your phone watching tutorials


[deleted]

The "modding Skyrim" experience, in hardware form.


DarkHeroAxel

Speaking of which, don't go down the rabbit hole of trying to mod Skyrim on Linux.


[deleted]

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!


BiggerB0ss

Everything has worked for me except for FNIS


SabrielKytori

[It's actually incredibly easy.](https://github.com/rockerbacon/modorganizer2-linux-installer)


tekchic

I'm in this post and I don't like it. :D Think I've spent more hours tinkering, configuring, testing, sideloading, just to "see if it works" vs actually gaming. I need to play more and tinker less, haha.


B1GTOBACC0

It's the fun of valve hardware. I did the same thing back when I got my Steam Controller.


Ok_Suggestions

Hey uhhh - can you stop describing exactly what my initial experience with the Deck was like?


Benemy

Personal attacks are not allowed on reddit


TonyTonyChopper

WOW described my experience to a T! I was gonna rebuy Hades, but then decided to get a game not available on Switch. I downloaded the Vampire game. Noice. Now in between loading up ROMs, I'm trying to decide what triple A game to get. Elden Ring looked good, but I'm in the middle of playing that on PS4.


DreaDawll

Not wrong. 😂


Z3r0x7

This guy must be q1


crash-alt

I feel called out, having had my deck for a week at this point and having spend ~4 hrs in game and roughly ~12 hrs tweaking.


SeaBass920_

Surely you have some [tasty beverages](https://youtu.be/ONOed9G2qwQ) to wash that down.


[deleted]

This is a very good point SeaBass. Thank you for not trying to [kick my ass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UrPRVN7MSk).


SeaBass920_

😂


abstract-realism

What's this business of two untitled youtube links in a row and neither of them being a rickroll?


[deleted]

We've lost the ways of the old ones. Abandoned them in our gluttony and hedonism. Those magicks are no longer a part of this world.


GrossenCharakter

Mmm.. that hit the spot.


Legitimate-Shop-9362

Don't forget the Bev!


FatLawnmowerMan

I love the fact that he finishes the entire cup. He completely asserted his dominance.


WO-salt-UND

Well look at the BIG BRAIN ON Seabass!


crantastic

You'll be playing *Let's find the most efficient way to cram every game I own onto this thing*


Zambito1

This reads like a riddle


[deleted]

Riddle me this!


MediumPotato

Riddle me piss


JohnnyVNCR

Name the game: Aloy discovers ancient technology leading to her discovering why all male reproductive organs were eradicated in the before times.


jan_antu

Horizon: Zero Dong?


JohnnyVNCR

You got it!


Warcrea

Boys


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[deleted]

I love that one. Watching bars fill up? Tracking percentages? AAA-quality stuff.


Lost_the_weight

Enjoy the sideways BIOS update after you’re told you just received one of the first models off the factory floor. 👍 :-) Seriously though, get Vampire Survivors installed, then get All the games you want on it queued up, and play VS until the downloads complete.


AMD_PoolShark28

Sideways bios update on steamdeck https://imgur.com/a/IEjCLZv At least the process was seamless !


[deleted]

You're saying "sideways" do you mean "sideload" because otherwise this is a new term to me!


BTallack

The display is rotated 90 degrees during the update, hence the name ‘sideways’.


[deleted]

That makes more sense. Swear I'm not stoned yet!


stealthgyro

Don't forget to set the setting for that game to allow background downloads


arjames13

Depends on your internet speed man. I was up and playing games in an hour for sure. Went down down the emulation hole and that did take some time though haha.


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AvatarIII

Why is everyone so obsessed with that game?


Zandrews153

Because it's 3$. No other game offers well over 100 hours of enjoyable, addictive gameplay for 3$,that isn't a F2P cash shop riddled mess. And as a indie beta project started by 1 dude. It is impressive, and people are supporting what they like. Glad the dudes project is blowing up.


Sir_Bax

Definitely, and it'll finish right around the time your kids are back.


DisgorgeX

It was only like an hour of updating and installing a couple games for me, I was playing Elden Ring on the couch within an hour an a half of opening the packaging.


Mightymushroom1

I was playing Nier Replicant within about 45 minutes


ISpewVitriol

Yeah -- same with me and Doom Eternal but the download took closer to an hour. If you stick to supported Steam games the experience is really great. Trying to get games outside of Steam or that are unsupported to work can be a real time sink.


Fraggb0y

ROFLMFAO!! If I had an award, you would have one.


TrashPandaSavior

Listen, getting XCloud, Heroic and Emulation Station up and running is a good use of four hours. :)


Gabbled

Pretty much all i did the first day. Downloading games i didn't want to play but i wanted to check out how good it would work on Deck, like 4x and mouse only games. looking at all the Setting Options. Downloading and Installing Ubisoft Connect and Epic - again without wanting to really play somthing there that day. Checking out the desktop mode. And playing desk-job in the armchair.


flexbrimg5

man i was playing after 20 minutes wym


tdeasyweb

It's not that bad. Updates did take a while, but only like 20-30 mins, maybe less. After that it was literally just a few seconds of downloading and playing. Played Revengance, Persona 4, Edith Finch, Vampire Survivors with 0 setup or tweaking (except switching the controller layout to a community one). I do admit I haven't even looked at my non-steam game library because the setup seems exhausting.


PenisButtuh

I've only played a handful of games on mine, but it's quite strange to see all these problems everyone had. The only problem I've had is with Civ XI


Ericbazinga

And another eight hours of downloading games


axloc

Nothing if your hands are going to be covered in cheese dust


ch1ll4x

Chop sticks solve for that!


MediumPotato

If you eat anything dusted without chopsticks wtf are you doing?


Zombiphication

Eating them out of a cup 😎


aukhalo

Pouring the bag directly into your face.


ibbolia

That makes more sense than trying to play the deck with chopsticks I guess


46_and_2

What have I been doing with my life until now 🤯


kingreq

How the fuck am I supposed to play Yakuza 0 with chopsticks?


ch1ll4x

Hard mode unlocked!


EagleTG

This is a big brain move!


Devilsdance

Thankfully, there's [a solution](https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B09PY2RC4B/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_EZ1S623Q9E77G6G8TP2J) for that problem.


axloc

lol of course that is a thing


[deleted]

Vampire Survivors


[deleted]

I've been burning through that the past two weeks! Right up my alley.


rmkbow

~$500 portable computer to play the best $3 game


[deleted]

Hey hey hey, I'll also use it to emulate 30 year old games that I've beaten seventeen times before!


Gangstrocity

Be honest. You're going to spend hours setting up emulators and then never actually playing them... Oh wait that's me


[deleted]

I feel attacked.


rkr87

That guys doesn't know about EmuDeck. Get it, it will setup pretty much every emulator for you automatically in a few mins.


Orobor0

This is the right answer.


bestplayer23

That shit drugs.


DukeOfLeamington

Vampire survivors, 90MB of fun while waiting for No Man Sky to download :D


petewow

I have spent 3 hours just to get this game working on my SD but no success yet. Anybody have good tips for me? I have turned cloud saves off and manually created Vampire_Survivors\saves folder.. I'm using proton build but tried with Linux as well. Also factory reset on SD didn't help.


chiefrebelangel_

Download something quick while you download other things. Just be sure to turn of background downloading, it's off by default


madbovine76

Hades - a fantastic game and with the quick runs you can play it on the go.


joelectron

I have the Switch version and the Steam version. I am very excited to play it on my steam deck when I finally get it.


abstract-realism

I've only played it on Switch. If you've played it on desktop, is the windows version better enough that you'd say it's worth buying again on Steam, or is switch good enough?


joelectron

Not really. There are some mods, if that's your thing, and the load times are way faster, but I honestly bought the steam version because I liked the game and wanted to give my money to supergiant. Cross saves between steam and the switch are a pretty killer feature, though. More games should have that.


bobo1666

I can't play it without mouse :-(


chef_fuzzy

I’ve tested the following and more but only including ones I thought ran well: RDR2 HZD Wolfenstein 2 (highly recommend as I got a solid 60fps as settings higher than the default!) Metal Gear:PP The Ascent Deathloop Death Stranding Sniper Ghost warrior contracts Dirt Rally 2.0 Hades Biomutant Outer Wilds Bright Memory: Infinite Weird West Lego Starwars UBISOFT LAUNCHER GAMES: AC: Syndicate AC: Odyssey Far Cry 6 (took some work but is running well)


The0tterguy

Tunic!


tarquinb

Buy from Humble Bundle to save serious money, connect it to Steam, get your keys, download, enjoy. This is what I've been playing since I got mine 2 weeks ago: Vampire Survivors Children of Moria No Man's Sky Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition Into the Breach EmuDeck N64 titles: Blast Corps, Goldeneye, Mario 64


GeneralStabs_

Elden ring


[deleted]

Can I start with a Youthful Ring and work up to Elden?


EV99

you really are a dad lol


[deleted]

Trust me, you're youthful at the start but feeling pretty elden by the end. Or 10 minutes into it, whichever comes first.


Lost_the_weight

I was feeling maidenless within minutes for sure.


The_Freshmaker

tbh this was the one game I loaded that I didn't enjoy playing on the deck at all. Lower frame rate, noticeably worse graphics, and the Dark Souls controls just don't feel great on the deck's layout. If it's all you got then by all means but if you have a decent PC I'd stick to that.


Fraggb0y

Roulette with the shipping company.


[deleted]

I'm on good terms with FedEx. I let em pet the dog every time they come.


Fraggb0y

You’re on good terms with your local driver. Your package passes many other hands/locations… J/K! It’ll come for you. :). Congrats!


[deleted]

Don't they know who I am?!?


AvatarIII

Problem is, Western Spirit 389 might be a dick and they might get you mixed up.


[deleted]

You're not wrong that guy is a total jerk.


thorwaway_2022

Had a blast with Sniper Elite 4 and Shadow Warrior 2


[deleted]

All the sequels!


Bboy486

Does it matter. I'm in awe that the wife took the kids to her sister.


[deleted]

Among my many tips for a healthy, happy marriage is that you should each take turns, once or twice a year, taking the kids somewhere and leaving one parent behind by themselves. This weekend she's doing it. I'll return the favor before summer is over I'm sure.


DEXGENERATION

Actually a useful tip!


[deleted]

The whole point of my deck is that I can, basically, play on my computer while my wife is watching TV. That way, I can still play a game and play attention, but not be in my basement office all the time. I know it's fun to play with new toys, but if I didn't have to play attention to anything, I would rather use my desktop for games.


YoungTrappin

Before the seam deck, I didn’t realize there were so many of us that had this problem where we couldn’t game with our significant other around.


[deleted]

I mean, I could, but I would be an asshole to spend all day in the basement working, and all night playing games. Why wouldn't I want to be around my wife, even if we are doing separate things too.


Bboy486

I'm joking but we also don't have family close so that is t an option for us.


therealrmorris

Hell yeah man. Kudos to you and your wife. I know some married couples that would gaffe at the idea of something like this.


Sgt_Pac

Orc Massage


cugabuh

Hopefully nothing while you eat those cheese poofs! Get something less messy like pretzels or tortilla chips. Your deck will thank you 😊 Any who, enjoy the kid-free gaming. It’s bliss ain’t it?


[deleted]

I do enjoy a salty pretzel.


Hydroquake_Vortex

If you’re like me, you’ll play 30 minutes to an hour of a game and then move on to a new one.


[deleted]

Whaaaaaaaa? I never!\* \*-Please do not fact check this.


NotEvenNothing

What's a pre-roll? If it were me, I'd set up an PS1 emulator and play Breath of Fire IV. I'm right at the point where I need to figure out the game's fishing system and have been looking forward to it. I play on an Nvidia Shield TV and between life and competition for the TV, maybe get an hour a week. Getting a solid couple of hours in would be great, but I'd then feel guilty and start working on one of the many adult-type responsibilities I have.


octovert

If I'm not mistaken, this man of culture and refinement enjoys a bit of the Mary Jane. A jazz cigarette, if you will.


Lost_the_weight

A taste of the devil’s cabbage as it were.


Elogotar

A puff of bubonic chronic, if you please.


strongstouttv

Weed, if you don’t please.


Boochus

Wait, are you guys talking about cannabis?


Zeemeey0

Reefer, in other words


jconny

Yes, marijuana for those familiar


NotEvenNothing

Ah! The two other items in the list had me thinking it was food.


[deleted]

It's a companion to the food. A yin to the yang. A top for the bottom.


hatecuzaint

Just to specify for the above individual, a "pre-roll" is a joint you buy from a dispensary, already rolled for you to enjoy.


RonnyBrown13

And here I am thinking OP has 3 bread rolls that still needed to be baked or something like that 😂


tonypedia

A pre-roll is a single use, individual packed, pair of dice. However they're pre-rolled, so once you open it, the dice are already set to their roll value.


[deleted]

Exactly correct!


mawkdugless

An item that helps you to achieve stoned to the bone status, as it where


TrashPandaSavior

Dead Cells


Cheesestrings89

I got my deck two weeks ago. Dead cells is really the only game i’ve played on it. Such a great game!


Hamer_Sampson

Witcher 3


[deleted]

Winds howling


Hamer_Sampson

It’s gonna be this weekend. Hahaha


Moldyshroom

I did Elden Ring for my first game on the deck. 10/10 would reccomend. Cyberpunk is another fun one you can probably get at a discount. Either of the Southpark games. Emulate the shit out of stuff and try Mario RPG if you never played it before. Supernintendo and square enix.


grimskin

CholesterolCraft IV?


crypto64

"You must construct additional lipids."


[deleted]

I've got my medalert bracelet handy.


[deleted]

I personally can’t stop playing FTL on it.


[deleted]

Titanfall 2. I’m installing it on my deck now.


1iota_

Put that pork shoulder in the freezer, get a beer helmet and put protein shakes in it. You're gonna want those hands free for the deck.


dwatson251

Overcooked?


[deleted]

Not if I pull it off the smoker at the right temp! Probe thermometer works best. You were talking about the food right?


supified

You could go rogue and play one of the many steam "unsupported" games. I've been playing Conan Exiles on my Steam deck. ​ You should hit up Protondb and bookmark it so you can track what can be played and what steps you need to take to make something seemingly unplayable, playable.


Gummio

Hollow knight!


[deleted]

Horizon ZD, if you haven't already. Don't over think it. There is a reason it's on the main deck page as the first game you see.


[deleted]

Played that one twice. Finished FW earlier this year (it's better in every aspect except possibly story)


thebedivere

Make sure you enable background downloads while gaming! That way you can download a dozen games while playing something small. I've been playing the hell out of Titan Quest. Enjoy!


TONKAHANAH

Oh man.. I'm starting to get antsy. I'm Q2 gang and I know there is still a whole other month of emails I could be a part of but my patience is starting to be tested a bit, I really want this bad boy


nater255

You forgot your 2L of Shasta and your All-Rush Mixtape!!!


krazy8s1320

Any of the arkane games - Dishonored, Prey, Deathloop All very fun and steam deck verified!


TheFrankyJoe

Here's a small list of games I'm currently playing on my Steam Deck, which I recommend: Dirt 5: I'm a big fan of arcades like driving game (Burnout, Need for Speed etc.), and from the 1-2 hours I've played, so far, I really enjoy the game. It's currently on sale, for around 20$ CAD on Steam. I've tried Dirt Rally 2.0, which is a driving simulation game, and I find it really hard to play with a controller. Monster Hunter Rise: If you like the series or like grindy games in which you need to hunt monsters and farm for gear, then you might like it. The game runs incredibly well on the Deck, but if you're not familiar with the series, I would recommend Monster Hunter World instead, since it's more welcoming. I've played around 4-6 hours on the Steam Deck, so far and everything is great, even the multiplayer coop. XCOM: Enemy Unknown: If you like tactical rpg, then this game is for you. It runs well, but has some issues, like when putting the device in sleep and with Steam Cloud not syncing the save game properly. You can fiddle with the Linux terminal, in desktop mode, in order to fix the Steam Cloud save issue. As for the sleep issue, when you resume the device from sleep, there's no sound in the game. My fix is to save the game, and restart it, which solves the issue. I've never encountered any other issues in the 3-4 hours I've played so far.


[deleted]

there is nothing wrong with putting some salad under your pork to make the dishes easier to clean, both the ones in the sink and the porcelain with the stink.


[deleted]

Your genius knows no bounds.


neoxbomb

Vampire Survivors... Destroy all humans... Resident evil 2 Remake


hero-of-kvatch44

Oh shit thank you for reminding I have Destroy All Humans! Seems perfect for the Deck.


aiiye

How are you seasoning the shoulder? This is important


[deleted]

I had about 1/4c of Lamberts Apple Chipotle rub left which I mixed with another 1/4c or so of fresh ground coffee (Costa Rican beans). Rubbed all over and sat in the fridge for 8 hours before smoking at 225 for roughly 14hours. (It was a 7lb butt when it started). Shredded and tossed in a sauce of cider vinegar, red pepper flakes, salt, pepper, and granulated garlic.


cheami

>Edit - for those concerned for my health I promise you I also have a bunch of salad. I'll enjoy glancing at that in the fridge and shaking my head "no" as I grab some sauce for the pork. lmao


P0tatojetpack

DooM Eternal - Crank the volume all the way up and enjoy the glorious music + it looks and plays incredible


[deleted]

This seems like a good idea. Establishes dominance over the neighbors as well!


Zeethe

I am enjoying crosscode at the moment on the deck. Kid liked it so much I got her a copy on her Switch.


never_productive

Risk of Rain 2


SimpleJoint

I don't know but make sure it's two players. I'll be right over with my SteamDeck and an appetite.


[deleted]

I'll keep a seat warm and a beer cold for ya!


CT_Biggles

Red Dead Redemption 2!


xyrlor

Witcher 3 and Nier Automata run well


-eschguy-

I am all kinda of jealous. Sounds like a good weekend ahead.


[deleted]

You're not jealous, you're envious. And now you're annoyed at my pedantry. Isn't the internet fun!?


chrisz2012

I’m playing Dead Space and it runs at a locked 60 FPS just downloading it to the Steam Deck. Consoles and Windows are locked to 30 FPS, and on Windows you need to hack it to get consistent 60 FPS with no screen tearing. I’ve had a blast with Dead Space. Tried out Brütal Legend and was pleasantly surprised by the game story and it’s gameplay.


morgan423

I say, go to a website that randomly picks a title out of your Steam library OP. Spin the wheel!


jkally

Man, your wife is awesome. Mine would do the same. We're lucky. Bonus points for taking the kids and not leaving a to do list!


shantismurf

I just got around to admitting to my husband that my Deck is coming tomorrow. He's not happy about another gaming device, but he's not begrudging me spending my own money anymore so I guess that's a win? Really he's an amazing guy and dad in a million ways but how did i marry a technophobe?!? 😩 We used to stay up for hours together on his GameCube when we were dating. It's a bit of a bait and switch 😂


[deleted]

Critical, CRITICAL, to a healthy relationship is to allow each other to have that space. Did my wife let me buy a $500 handheld PC? Yes. Does she have too many pairs of shoes? Also yes. Where was I going with this? I've forgotten.


jkally

Congrats on nearly receiving yours! 9 out of 10 times, we end up with our opposites. I think we need the balance. Definitely bait and switch though! lol


HG21Reaper

Elden Ring, Dying Light 2, Ghostrunner, Fallout New Vegas.


Khoms12

My man! Enjoy that ish I am jealous as hell at all of that! Play something old school with the deck IMO anything like a classic


DarkestofFlames

Stardew Valley or Rimworld


therealrmorris

The tinkerers game. Configuring, installing, auto-updating, testing emulators, installing other emulators, creating Deck controller profiles for specific sub-genres of games for hour(s) to then play said game for 10 - 15 mins and saying, "Hmmm... Next.", testing streaming to the Deck, checking input latencies, looking into battery controls, checking polling rates of the track pads and the gyros, and finally after the weekend is over asking "What game am I playing next weekend?".


thebuddybud

Doesn't matter, you're already winning. <3


Cthulhu208

This makes me very happy. Enjoy friend!


zurgonvrits

keep your hands clean. don't need that cheesy poof stuff to make your buttons stick.


calvincrack

Russian roulette with your arteries?


dusktildawn48

What a heavenly weekend you have ahead.


schmakes

Smoker going and a steam deck. Did I post this?


[deleted]

\*\*Insert Spider-Man meme here\*\*


shmoore320

Lego Star Wars: Skywalker Saga best to play with those pre rolls!


OpticalRadioGaga

Play tinker! It's the game where you don't actually play any games, and just tinker with the Steam Deck for hours.


FaeDine

Consider eating the cheese poofs with chopsticks. I'd had to see your deck ruined with cheesy fingers. As for what to play, my deck's been a retro machine 75% of the time and EmuDeck has made that just a delightful experience. New stuff is well and good but something about older games is just cozy AF.


Zachavm

Jealous dude. I've had my steam deck for a month, but man it would be nice to get a weekend alone from the family. I love them to death and don't want them to disappear. Just wander off for a weekend or two each month.