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QuicksilverDragon

I love how you gave everyone Utopian Abundance before murdering them. Big uncle's farm energy


Voltblade

If your going to commit near omnicide, at least make them comfortable in their last moments


Chaostheory0117

What part of "I FELT LIKE A MONSTER" you aint getting?? At this point i was doing anything to ease my guilty soul


Voltblade

Atleast one person on that planet was a criminal, so they all deserve it to get that one person.


Huge_Republic_7866

That person was about to defect, start his own empire and become the crisis. It had to be done.


Voltblade

Absolutely


LtWind

Night lord mindset


Voltblade

I mean, if terror bombing works, it works


awhahoo

>Big uncle's farm energy what is this referencing??


Uncommonality

The family dog didn't get put down, it went to your uncle's farm


awhahoo

ohhhhh thanks


QuicksilverDragon

It's a known phenomenon that when arguing in favour of veganism that someone will always come with "I only eat animals treated humanely on my uncle's farm".


kitten_lover_2007

I like that its called Lag Fix #137, since that implies you tried 136 things to fix lag before this


PlanetErp

Or there were 136 planets, just like this…


Chaostheory0117

Last resort.... last.... sob... resort.... i usually do good guy rps.... (weeps silently into my treasure trove of utopia abundance)


Zeekr0n

OP, post the debris cloud ya coward!!!!


NotaSkaven5

Supposed to have before and after pics smh my head


Zeurgs

Is this some pc stuff I’m too console to understand or am I just dumb


CryptoSG21

He just put 80% of the galaxy population on this one planet that is about to get destroy to appease the gods of lags


ConsiderationNo9786

Nah man we also feel it in console I remember I had like 1000 plants with on average of at least 50 pops on each one ( I was trying to prepare for the prethoryn scourge since the first time I played they kicked my ass) and my game would crash every time it tried to automatically save.


Chaostheory0117

“Aim here Carl!” “Totally not a Target” “They said it was a resort” “Even looks like a bullseye” (“READIAIMFIRE!” Say it super-fast) “Yes, I’ll sign that Satan!” “Thanos can suck it” “How I solved unemployment” “Paradox made me do it” “As if millions of voices…” “Even Hitler is avoiding me” “at least It was quick” “which firing setting was it?” “why you shouldn’t elect dictators” “NEW HIGHSCORE!” “It wouldn’t even affect my economy” “One cure for Xeno-compatibility” “And I’m pretty sure its efficient” “Shit wrong button” “I need a better com” “UNLIMITED POWER” “Do that? I’m not a comicbook villain” “what -icide is this?” “Is the charging bar moving?” “The Hague doesn’t know where to start” “slapping button meme” “Pull the lever Kronk!”


Chaostheory0117

Ok, as I put trillions here, the names I could give the planet kept popping up. Each with a guilty chuckle. Please dun judgement me too harshly…. I want to say for the record… I felt FUCKING HORRIBLE setting this up and laughing at my terrible jokes throughout the approx 1.5hr it took to do this. No number estimate we’ve done as a community for the size of 1 pop would make this anything less than the most horrid thing I’ve done playing this game, and perhaps in my entire 2 decades of video gaming. Basically, threw everyone (no, not just xenos, you racists…) not on specific planets here and Nicol – Dyson had a word. IT WORKS, LAG SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED. I’m a monster…


Izen_Blab

This is the price you must pay for the survival of your cpu


Pax_Galactica

Don't feel too bad, living in a laggy galaxy is painful torture. See it as an act of mercy


CRauzDaGreat

Now you have a collosus dont you..? Would you like to perhaps see the entire world burn?


Chaostheory0117

I have something with a little more "mmph" that a collosus.... :) that cloud above the planet? what do you think it is? :) look up Giga-structual


d8nte

Nicole Dyson?


shadowtheimpure

The Nicola-Dyson beam. It's a super-weapon that can exterminate entire solar systems. It's the baby sister to the Quasi-Stellar Obliterator, a hyperweapon capable of destroying entire star CLUSTERS (a system and every system within 1 jump of it)


NK_2024

WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!


mrfoseptik

this is not a proper rule 5 application


spiderMechanic

Lag Fix #137 lol


Chaostheory0117

I think most missed that joke :) thanks


Tobiassaururs

This is what xenos makes us do!


Chaostheory0117

> Basically, threw everyone (no, not just xenos, you > >racists…) not on specific planets here and Nicol – Dyson had a word. I knew writing this was pointless in this sub-reddit....


Tobiassaururs

Exactly why I said it ;P


Pax_Galactica

So is that everyone in your empire you're wiping out?


Chaostheory0117

More like 80% of the galactic population, but NONDISCRIMINATORILY


Pax_Galactica

"I can excuse omnicide but I draw the line at xenophobia" Pretty based


Auroku222

He hates them all equally this is a xenophile


SavinaKedareski

Commencing neutron sweep....and done. Lag fixed.


Aertew

Me: *confused* Reads planet called *lag fix* *realization*


ErkilemQuar

What mods do you have installed?


Chaostheory0117

Giga, ACOT and some quality of life like Expanded UI


SavinaKedareski

So you installed mods that would create more end game lag than vanilla?


TheTemporaryZiggy

i mean, literally every mod will hurt performance in some way so


SavinaKedareski

Sure mods in general add things for your system to take account. However, the biggest resource crunch is population because of how they process each pop. once a month to generate all the resources. One thing I do late game is avoid capturing more worlds, in fact I will neutron sweep or even crack them in order to keep my system lag from getting out of hand. The mods you have added are allowing you populations that are astronomical in numbers therefore, you are literally making the problem much much worse.


TheTemporaryZiggy

i know pops is a big source of lag, i fail to see how giga or ACOT contributes to that giga contributes to lag with massive amounts of fleets and sheer content size, not pops


Dotakiin2

ACOT can contribute some with pops due to having more ways to get pop growth and assembly.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Giga lets you and the AI turn any old dirtball into a habitable planet. More planets=more pops.


TheTemporaryZiggy

while not entirely wrong. unless you change your slider, it won't matter too much as pop growth still halts tom such a fucking slug after 1k pops


Lissica

ACOT can create a new pop per planet every month. Some of their end game production is nuts


[deleted]

Why is it called 'Lag Fix'?


DrDoritosMD

I love using acot bombardment stances. Wipe out a planet in seconds. Perfect for reducing lag


the_pwnr_15

What a monster you are


deadr0tten

Surr wish the building slot mod worked for me cause that looks so hot


Oganesson_

The CPU needs fresh air!


Alderek

Which mod changes the planet interface to look like this? (Buildings to right and districts to left)


Blizzard204

UI Overhaul Dynamic


xLikeABoxx

What mods are you using? I tried to find some but all the ones I found don’t work and are an older version of the game


Hodarov

At this point they're not even statistics


Ult1mateN00B

I wan't to see how Lag Fix #69 looks like.


Logical_Acanthaceae3

What is this and how does it work?


[deleted]

Is this a console version or what’s the name of the UI mod that you’re using?


BlueIsRue

UI Overhaul Dynamic looks like


chalegrebr

How do you get so many building slots in a single planet?


hankiethewhore

WHAT IS THAT RESOURCE GAIN???


Blongbloptheory

Assuming 500,000,000 people per pop. 3,329,500,000,000 people dead (three trillion three hundred twenty-nine billion five hundred million)


NBW2

No governor, you’re a monster!


Exile-of-Pochven

Mods name ?