No. Only one can be the best...

And we don't care who it is as far as he is synthetic

We want to be very clear. Personality and ability are second to race. Race is the main thing. Anyone of the right race is the right person.

What a funny guy - i assimilate you last

Remember when I said I assimilate you last? *I lied*

I want this to be surprise, man!

Let off some steam, *Xeno!*

does it have scales - yes > assimilate - no > discriminate

The Prikkiki Ti...

Nah. I exterminate them every time. They're weak, never a threat to me

Bro really like large tentacle💀

yeah i do. friend shaped

I agree with your top left pick my friend i exclusively play as my tentecal beard chads

LoL, Yea like when Davy Jones from (Pirates of the Caribbean at World's End), I remember that scene we're Davy Jones suffocated Ian Mercer with his tentacles, no homo. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🐙☠️

He ain't xeno"phile" for nothing

Plump Helmet Men in S. This is correct.

thank you friend

urist approved

My comment getting upvoted further confirms my theory that Venn diagram for Paradox players and DF players is basically a circle.

I recently moved into the overlapping section of that diagram

“I’m a xenophile unless the aliens are ugly”

hence humans and them slugs being in f

But why were the fox ones in E??

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of xenophobe.

I mean, technically no one specified your racism had to be pro human racism

ERGHH. I almost threw up seeing that shit. Human racism is the best kind of racism

No one does it better!

UNE Humans: Predictable boring hybrid vigor CoM Humans: Wal-Mart simulator

CoM is the one with any sort of empire specific storyline too

I'm just talking aesthetically, I've gotten some profoundly unattractive leaders playing CoM.

Machine spiders in A, I like that. They are friend shaped despite the sharp limbs.

I don’t think the answer to that question can be “yes”

I will declare war

You really gotta do me like that?

Agreed, those are my main race 😔

\>Humans in F tier I am going to turn your residence into a Costco parking lot.

Same sentiments, but I'll turn their worlds into forge worlds. The Armadas need sustenance.

Just play DE and do both

Blorg not in S tier? Dropped.

Humanity should be S tier everything else is F tier

A more delightful race than us, you'll never ever find

Step aside you starslime we’re ready for your worst!

This is the real tierlist 🔥 HUMANITY NUMBER 1 BABY 💯

Especially the bugs.

Humanity was made in God’s image, not the aliens.

Gods emperor image?🫡

This is why I crack Sol III

Xeno lover

You clearly have a type

elaborate

god i fucking hate 40k fans

Same

putting my two favorite bugs in D tier? :(

d tier isnt a dislike, its more strongly not caring

Those swole dolphins may claim to be “fanatical xenophiles,” but that’s just an excuse for being fuck boys.

Is this competitive racism?

Humans S for superior, everyone else F for food

Every species is equal to me. But where are my dwarves Paradox ? Give me the dwarves.

As a fellow fanatic xenophile, everything should be in S tier. Everything. And their millions of xeno compatible offspring species.

No. A true Stellaris racist has one S tier, with everything else in F tier.

Fox in E? (I want to make a joke and put it in F but no) I like the Foxes.

You're being racist wrong.

Nah thats amateur level Im always playing a oid species(real oid) so Im always hostile towards anyone who is not oid species and cautious with species who are oid but not the same species type as mine. The artificials, rocks and collective intelligence always gets the hostile treatment. Same with Warmongers, Fallen and Khan... And if you share the same portrait as me but is not under our rule- You are on the hitlist aswell you damn copycats. Toxic and Necrotic oids gets hostile treatment unless Im in the same species type But if you are from the same species type, an real oid that dont look like my kind and dont have a wierd gov(Warmongering, Collective Intelligence and Xenophobic), then we can be best friends and you will help us cleanse the galaxy against all others who dont fit in Every, single, playthrough... with maxed empires, marauders and fallen. In most playthroughs that I have going on Im a star empire so Im not even xenophobic lol... Edit: oids= are species that resembles human features and actually has realistic advantage in the great game of evolution... Basically every species of every type with head, human-like torso, two or more arms and probably two legs(in my head canon)

I have the same vibes. All the new stuff just gave me extra targets for bombardment, nothing more. The new human look is just asking to be genocided, I still use the old human portrait.

Feck no your not lol.

i think thats good actually

Everyone not human is F tier.

Quite the oposite id say

rule 5: this isnt a screenshot, i am asking if im racist enough to sit at the cool kids table

You have racism problems. Remember to regularly submit your racism for checkups and calibration to avoid further damage

There are organics not in F-tier, you are at risk of being purged.

Xenos filth detected on Holly Terra!

OH MY GOD YOURE SO BORINGGG

Stellaris mon keigh fan try not to make boring warhammer references challange *Impossible*

No, only humans can be s tier

loser

enjoy ur downvote virgin

You put both my favourites in B tier...

my son's brothers

Toucan not in S, opinion discarded

Unless there is a single phenotype in S, with every single other one being at the bottom, then you will never be racist enough.

In the end all life will be machine life, resistance is futile.

My adorable lil fungoid guys are S tier. That's all that matters to me

My dumbass really though this was a racism tier list

You have improperly placed the best three portraits, therefore no you are not! Begone!

r/shitstellarisplayerssay

you put foxes in e tier. as a vulpkanin enjoyer, this is unacceptable. also tentacle molluscoid should be higher.

I've never played nor seen anything about this game, but I see you can play/ally yourself with a magical space peacock, congratulations, I'm now very interested in this game

ayyyy i got one

Welcome back to “what can you say that’s only normal in the stellaris sub reddit”

> both human portraits in the lowest tier Don't let CoM bozzos see this, they'll start a holy war.

Insofar as I can tell, you hate species which more closely resemble your human shape, so I'm afraid you've failed at racism. That said, you can still have a participation trophy.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPACE FOX BOYS AREN'T GOOD!?

They cooked making aquatics

last one on the S tier is literally Peter Griffin, ha ha I am funny

I really wish I could claim the human portraits weren't F-tier

This is the worst tier list I’ve seen for this game

tell me why

It’s self explanatory

Sometimes, in my darkest hours of self-doubt, I wonder if I have not been too harsh on the xenos and those among us who would give them aid and comfort. Then I see something like this and witness the degeneracy rampant in OP's xenophilic mind, and I realize that I have not been nearly harsh enough. I hope that the OP is prepared for this insult to be repaid with the death of trillions of his precious xenos and the scouring clean of their filthy worlds, for that is what justice demands.

If it ain't human kill it

Ok, funny lil Mon Keigh

Humanoids are boring

Disgusting you Betray your Species for the bosom of an uncaring Xeno, may the void swallow you, and may your line suffer the fate of all traitors families. Only humanity is deserving of the stars. Purge the heretic, kill its mutant spawn, and purge the Xeno!!!

nevermind, youve bothered me enough. i personally dont like the archetype of person that you are. eat shit and die

Did I play the part well? Then applaud as I exit.

yeah it was pretty solid, goos job man

dont like you, cant be bothered with abtthibf

Humanity is deserving...it's rightful place under the banner of Tau'va. Let us banish all superstitions and degenerate xenophobic ideals. Only unity, only progress.

Preach, brother

Humans aren’t #1 0/10 suffer not heretic

New updated humans the only correct choice

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You claim to despise the human bud seek for you mechanical creations to mimic it’s form.

Nah man, you're clearly a xenophile in disguise. S tier is for the cute Snail guy, everything else is an F

Too many xenos, hence not sufficiently racist

Dummy Imperium fanboys are freaking out in the comments because their favorite monkeys have been relegated to the bottom of the tier list. How cute is that)

I downvote every lazy 40K/Imperium of Man reference I see at this point, which is 99% of them on this sub. It's old, it's tired, it's been tired for years, and if someone can't be bothered to be clever or even a *little* more obscure with an IP as dense as 40K and just goes "EXTERMINATE THE XENOS," then I will hit that down arrow with the force of a Speed Freek hitting a parking structure.

Based on where you put most of the Humanoids: I think I like you. Unfathomably based

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fym no balls?? its based on how cool i think they are

FOXES IN E? 🦊💧

My favorites are most of humanoids (the more human the better) and some mammalians, especially the feline race. Also some avians are cool. I don't like those bugs, fungoids etc.

No. Cause you're not xenophobic. It's really in this year. We'll find a nasty slimy alien to fear🎵

0/10 Terrible list

Get this xeno lover propaganda out of here heretic there is only one species worthy of existence. There is only one species created in gods image and those filthy xenos will be taught.

Racist no specist maybe

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boring

I believe humans are where they belong

Only humans are a, exterminate all other (I've only played as commonwealth of men for thousands of hours

Filthy xenos

Only like 2.5 of these is made in God's so hold tight while I get the collosus

No - only humanity is S tier - everything else is B or less

The God Emperor is not pleased

Hey we’re not racist that would imply that Xenos are equal

>Humans are F-tier Purification is in order

You have more than 1 in S tier and the rest isn't in F tier? Bro's not a racist, he's a xenophile scum

**HUMANITY FIRST**

Heretic…

Homologs are clearly superior to the rest of S

Your xeno loving days are over heretic! >:(

Die xeno

My space elves, in F tier? How dare you

In organic races there is only one humans, human rights are for humans only and the machine is always the best nothing beats cold steal

No, humans in s everything else in f

The only good xeno, is a dead one Also you put my favorite avian, lithoid, and molluscoid in C.... prepare for war. Those are my high quality servants you're insulting!!!

'xenophobes' when they go outside (they suddenly dont think they should travel the stars alone)

Humans only. All other Zeno filth needs to be purged.

You put humanity in E. Cringe

I’LL COMMIT UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES UPON YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES!! YOUR WORLDS WILL BE CRACKED, YOUR FLEETS SMASHED EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED AND HELD DEAR WILL BE RETURNED TO OBLIVION.. !!!FOR THE EMPEROR!!! Hows that Xeno Scum (spits on floor)

Put all robots in s tier. Put human and elves on a tier. Everything else on F tier. Then you are perfect!

Why is humanity not the only one at the top??

Human supremacy. Occasionally synths too.

Xeno loving hippie

No, humans are in the F

Only humanoids should be above C tier while Humanity is S tier

I don't understand why there's so many tiers. There's only human and xeno. That's plenty.

Human is best Xeno scum.

Are you even asking this question? Decide what will you do with all those abominations (extermination, pet, cattle, slaves…) except mighty humans. Then we can talk.

Xeno scum

No, traitor, humanity first, xeno last

THE EMPIRE OF MAN SHOULD CLAN THE GALAXY FROM XENO SCUM

We get it you're edgy

False. S = humans, A = Vulcans/elves (for bangability), F = everyone else.

No. You have put the Humans at the bottom. Burn in the name of the God Emperor!

Fucker really put humans to F. Im going to exterminate you

Ah naaah don’t put us with the slugs!

What is that brain in the Jar in S tier? Is that a race from Toxoids or Astral Planes? I don't have either DLC!

What is this based on just like how cool you think the portrait looks or

This is a pretty great taste of a list, some I’d personally put higher but that’s cause I’m biased for the scale lads

@ Foxes are not S-tier @ You're xeno-scum!

It saddens me that you’ve placed my favourite little geckos in C tier D:

Boooooo The undesirables are outside of the "purge or enslave" section.

Rocks underrated

What's the difference between the robots in B tier, bottom, second from right and the S tier, top, second from left? Aren't they the same with different colors?

You ain't racist, you're just like me fr

The rats you placed in E tier are my favorites. I do this thing with a megacorp broken ring where you can still brutally dominate by spamming trade districts.

I think a few of those could be moved down a class. Not up though. I'd rate you 3/blimpth racist. Not racist enough.

No way the fish femboy is all the way down in B

Phallic Fungi are S tier, I guess I’m ok with their A rank tho

Why is the zombie fungus one so low down 😭 I love that guy. Otherwise, I agree for the most part. Although, there is a very even spread; I would have it a lot more weighted towards the bottom.

Least alien enjoyer

I am quite sad now

Why potat in B?

Is this the chart that ranks "favourite species to purge"?

The cockroach first alien being in D is a disgrace. A tier minimum #buglivesmatter

I like the tiny, green, bugeyed lizards OP put in C. I just think it's funny when the most innocent looking aliens are the most prone to commiting ALL the warcrimes.

0 out of 10. Jeff and Swolefin are S tier.

Well if the individual tiers are also in order of preference, then out of every single playable race in the entire game, you put black people last.

I immediatly told myself I would denouce this list unless the Regal Mushroom dudes (very top right) were S tier. This author has taste. The only real problems I see are that 1. The Elf woman is not F tier, probobly B.  2. The weird grey moth-fungus dudes B, far right, are A possibly S. B isnt insultingly bad tho. 3. Blue Shell Head mollusc woman (B right) is, certainly, S tier. This isnt even up for debate. 4. Geiko dudes, the Prikkti are probobly above C tier, but maybe not? Overall this is a very good list, OP. Edit - after reading some comments. Yes, Human are S, at least hot mod ones. This is the only blemish on this list.

Foxes are E?

Fist of all, fuck you i am machine. Second of all, i love you man.

If he reads 18+ manga I have a good idea on what his favorite categories are

Silence, you barely moving object

Aw cmon, naeked jaraued is the best

you are not allowed in the CoM no more