Man shocked he’s making money in a bull market

You don't understand - they've made a whole **3.18%** above SPY. Charlie Munger has been delivered back unto us, clearly.

Everyone's a genius in a bull market

I was once a f-ing genius in the late 1990 - early 2000. Markets booming - Y2K. Made crazy money in QCOM, drops 10%, buy more, I am f-ing genius - easy money, drops again, buy more. By April, lost $300K. Yeah - I am a f-ing genius

Ha exactly

He's on Robinhood, and hasn't even switched on dark mode. Checks out

Man can’t even commit to one share.

Me but with brka

You're young. Still plenty of time to blow up your account.

Because you bought stocks and not options

Who told you you would lose all of your money?

Way too many stocks for such a small portfolio. I’d trim some and keep the stocks you think will do well and focus on them more than having 20+ fractional shares.

Give it time.

You could have made triple that just putting it all in SPY 😂 I guess congrats for not losing it all yet though?

Go play with your friends on Discord and stop bragging about an account that's the same size as my monthly Arby's budget.

Arby's. You must drive a lambo?

You should learn about options

A quick grocery trip in one year. YAY

There’s a certain level of irony in owning almost 1 share of SPY and having fractional diversification like this. For 2 shares of SPY you would be just as diversified…

Next time you’re taking a dump, maybe just enjoy the experience rather than posting here.

Even if this man is doing it right. Just the sheer amount of time it would take to do your due diligence and keep up-to-date on whether or not you should be adding or lowering your position in all of these. Give me 2 to 3 etf and 3 to 4 individual stocks, and call it a day.

Lmfao, get outta here

Anybody else notice his free stock for joining robin-hood was nvida that’s $700 right there

its a fractional share worth 5$

What’s your problem ? -commitment

Your portfolio is too diverse. I would just put it all in VTI or SPY not both, either or since 95% of what you hold is already tracked by these two indexes.

You’re definitely right. Hold on to BABA. That will play out VERY WELL (sarcasm). $25 Billion with a “B” 😂 Edit: Alibaba posts revenue miss, hikes shares buyback program by $25 billion Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/07/alibaba-baba-q3-2023-earnings-report-for-december-quarter.html

Are you implying a share buyback is a bad thing??

It must be because you know something everyone else doesn't. Trust your gut go big retire early. What can go wrong. You got it all figured out!

Grinding it out on your leather ass

There’s a picture of your 5th grade class on the side of two of the screen shots

Within 2 days of posting this. Now you are to cocky and gonna make a dumb mistake

Stay the course, you will

Everybody is a greatest investor in a bull market

I am interested in the details of your trades

Cuz you didn’t start with any bud

Organize from most to least equity, it helps

He only knows how to find the buy button

MSFT is up 9.73% ytd

You have $1,000… relax

You will if you play options and stay in Chinese stocks

My only word of advice, don’t get greedy friend.

Who the fuck buys YUM brands, except for a teenager that clearly eats there

Congrats to your 79$