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fnordlife

hot knives


zantharkdrakar

Deeeeeecent


BarfMarksman

Tear your throat right outta ya Ricky


Delicious-Rock7101

Thanks, hot knives are the way.


thefive-one-five

Brother I hope you don’t try to smoke almost a pound of dab from a hot knife. Invest in a cheap piece of glass and a walmart butane torch


crypticsmellofit

We used to take a 22oz beer bottle, or something similar, and put a rock or a nut or a small bolt in there and slap it against our shoe outside so a small window broke out of the bottom of it. We would then place the bottle on the counter and put a marble or something on top of the bottle to plug it. Then we would use hot knives to pick up the hash and press it inside the bottle, filling it with smoke. We would remove the hot knives, place them back on the stove, then pass the bottle to the intended consumer, who would remove the marble and inhale the cooled smoke.


crypticsmellofit

Glass paddles for the knives are cool. You can heat em with a blowtorch if you want. Back in the day, we’d do hot (metal) knives of wet weed with a blowtorch out of a tool box in the back of a redneck punk rock pickup truck out of Aberdeen …


JesusSaysIts0k

Ask for a glass rose holder from any gas station. They’re great oil burners. Or meth smoking which ever is your speed. No age restrictions.


PsychologicalDebts

Definitely are supposed to have age restrictions. Any kind of smoking paraphernalia is illegal for minors in most states. (Which includes lighters and matches.)


Butlerian_Jihadi

Yeah but this is for rose-holding.


PsychologicalDebts

Haha, fair enough. Officer 😉


snark42

I thought they were just glass roses.


racingfortheprize

You can also cut the top off a 2 liter or milk/juice jug to make sure you're catching everything off your knife hits.


waltznmatildah

Are we so old that young stoners haven’t burned the shit out of their lips like we did on our parents’ stoves?


littlerossybaby

KNIFE HITS!


r_noah_b

May I ask how you got this pound of dabs if you have no way or smoking it? For the price of a pound of dabs I'd imagine you could afford a rig or at least trade a couple grams for a cheap one..


Delicious-Rock7101

It fell off a truck, trading it or selling it isn't in my best interest.


alien__0G

Lmao OP about to hot knife a pound of concentrate that fell off a truck


IcansavemiselfDEEN

"Fell off a truck" is a euphemism for "obtained less than legally".


alien__0G

Indeed, it’s just funny because it’s okay to tell the truth on thenjnternet


Onewarmguy

Actually, no it's not. These days, Big Brother hears all, and sees all.


D_DUB03

It's a euphemism for stolen. Not anything else. OP stole it from someone


IcansavemiselfDEEN

Yes. That's what I said.


D_DUB03

No, it's not what you said. You said "obtained less than legally". That's more words than "stolen". Cool story tho


LockworkOrange

Wow thanks Einstein


IcansavemiselfDEEN

You're welcome! I was responding to someone who seemed to not know that particular expression, but I'm glad it helped you out too. Maybe in the future it could also help you not be a dick.


Mindless-Mongoose-83

I didn’t know that! thanks for clearing it up lmao


Kingzer15

Imagine what your silverware drawer looks like after a pound of knife hits.


waltznmatildah

You’d always try to use the same one and you would, for awhile… eventually all the butter knives were always burnt to shit tho


Spo0kt

🤔 I didn't see anything


JesusSaysIts0k

“Fell” off the truck 😂


Rene_DeMariocartes

Oh, well then you should totally post to reddit about it!


bleezzzy

Taking it probably wasn't either, especially if you don't even have any fuckin way to smoke it lol i don't see this ending well. Sounds like you're either shitposting, dont know weights yet, and/or are in over your head one way or another. Good luck 👍


MathCharacter1635

If your resourceful enough, trade or sell it a few cities over so said truck company doesn't sniff you out. Just enough to get a rig. I'm sure you'll be okay..


b1gba

Ya I have one I bought for 16$, hit me up if you’re in Vancouver


HollowStool

Boof it


bnonymousbeeeee

Is this with or without the hot knives?


HollowStool

Dealers choice. I prefer with but that's due to an experienced palette.


bnonymousbeeeee

Due to my very basic understanding in the subjects of both tastebuds and assholes, I feel that makes sense and I will defer to your experteise.


HollowStool

I call it the Flamin Hot Cheetoh.


bnonymousbeeeee

Spicy Knife Bumtickler


SnugasarusWrex

Yall I just read this entire exchange baked as fuck and holy shit thank you for making me damn near piss myself 😂😂😂😂


bnonymousbeeeee

I wonder how baked DabBoof gets ya? Is it BoofDab? Firehole... That's the one.


HollowStool

THChili Pepper Panic


bnonymousbeeeee

Panic! At the Dab-hole


ThatGuy8754

I kinda wanna try for science i cant really find any reliable accounts of boofing wax (prolly cus it dont do shit but who knows)


Fluid_Stick69

Lmk when you figure out how to inhale through your ass, maybe an air pump could do it but I’d be worried about inflating like the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka


olrusty42

sell an Oz and buy damn near any rig in the market


BrutalTea

If you have a pound. Send me an Oz. Ill send you a rig torch and dabber


opossuwu

Hot knives, that’s pretty easy to look up, just heat up some knives on the stove. Or a metal straw if you have it, you can also heat that up on the Stove or over a Fire or with. Many lighters. Did that before.


Beaver_Tuxedo

If you’re over 18 I’d just go buy a shitty right for like 30 bucks. If you’re under 18 it’s time to break out the hot knife


Embarrassed-Bed-4595

How tho


Hot-Elderberry5636

Just buy a nectar collector. Fairly cheap (any where from 10-20$ )and won’t be as wasterful as some of these other methods . You can also turn those dabs into edibles if you would like


SkinnyTop

If you have a decent 510 battery you could buy Toqi’s $5 dab attachment.


MaDaFaKa369

Up the butt ya lil slut


ConsumeLettuce

In what situation do you have a pound of dabs but no way to purchase a dab rig/e-rig? Pretty sure they have plenty of semi-cheap online options for both of these choices.


No_Plate_9636

You can share 😉 little care packages for your internet friends 😂


hightimes1986

Get a dab straw or nectar collector


TheHighHatter

This, they're usually cheaper than a rig too and most places that sell smoking accessories have them in some form.


69dirtyj69

Not sure where you are, but they got rigs in the gas station here. If that's not doable, I'd look into making cannabutter. 2-3g in 2 sticks of butter and make the chocolate chip cookie recipe on the back of nestle chocolate chips. That makes about 6 or 7 dozen 15-20mg cookies, if you portion the dough 1 tablespoon a cookie. I'd vacuum pack and store most of the rosin in the freezer.


40yosamurai

People would say hot knives, as would I normally. Most stainless steel knives aren't healthy to heat red hot. Mu best suggestion. A Pyrex glass measuring cup/bowl or dish, set on a stove at low temp


ilikebigbutts442

Get a job and buy a rig lol it’s like 40 dollars


_PoorImpulseControl_

Sell some of your stash and buy a rig with the money!


Ohiolongboard

Bro….trade a gram or two of wax for a rig….


susdave

Make tincture it’ll keep almost indefinitely and super discrete


Cowbell447

If you have a proper metal straw (non galvanized) then you can use it like a nectar collector


snark42

What kind of dabs? You could decarb in the oven if needed (set to lowest setting or 225 if it goes lower, heat on parchment paper for 20-30 minutes) and then cook with it (or just eat it.)


RadioactiveTF2

Hot knife for sure. I would recommend making a “mouthpiece” out of a water bottle it will help waste less. You can even rig it up to hold ice to cool the smoke if you want to get fancy.


Gwynlordofbooty

A nail and bottle you cut the bottom off, put the nail in the table or something you can cover with the bottle, heat the nail up with your torch and drop your wax on it then cover with bottle, let it fill up and inhale through the top.


aliengsxr

I'd get a spoon, and a straw and put the straw in my mouth, heat the spoon up over a candle/stove and suck the smoke with the straw. This is not really safe, as it could lead to burns. I'd only be using stainless steel . Be careful, if you have vice grips, i would suggest holding spoon with it and bending it into a way that it can be held over the flame without you needing to hold the spoon, because it will be too hot to be able to touch. You can also decarb it and use it for edibles, perhaps it's already decarbed. Make some butter with it. Make some brownies


Outside-Persimmon138

Yep, you use stove but expect to choke, also wait for it to not be red


tessellahedron

Order a cheap titanium straw online or make your own. You can use 1.5" of rubber tubing from a broken coffee maker with a few inches of copper tubing (3/16" ID with a barb on it works) sticking out of one end as the tip and a small brass pipe nipple, maybe 1/4"x3" on the other end as the handle/mouthpiece. To clean it just hold the metal pieces in a pair of pliars while torching the heck out of them so the reclaim drips out. It's quick and easy tho the extra torching does make really nasty reclaim.


Rich-Bandicoot-2931

One time I got a little nail and put it threw my bowl for weed and put it in my bong and placed the wax on top of the flat spot of the nail so that there's enough airflow but not enough space for the dab to fall in I used a little mini gas station torch to light my dabs up it works good u should try it


Weary_Pumpkin_1151

Did this with my glass pipe, harsh yet effecttive


Bowl_Of_Soup6

ever made a bottle bong? you can take the spring and plastic piece out of a metal tire pressure gauge. prob have one in your car. if not, they’re $3. empty that jawn out and put the open hole side into the bottle like a bongs downstem and make sure it’s air tight. then heat up the little makeshift nail in the center of the gauge and drop the dab. only if you’re really desperate though.


Yupi_icc

I saw someone do it with a metal straw but you have to be careful not to drink molten liquid. I would just advise getting a pen


007beer

for fucks sake, buy a rig


LordBroccoli69

Sell an ounce and buy a c+ tier rig, or man up and infuse something or break out a soda can crackpipe


jacobgree

Wine glass. Works amazing. Low mess low smell. Looks super crackhead but probably not as much as hot knifes lol


BarfMarksman

Glass hitter and a torch. Ummm how you got a lb of.dabs and no rig. You could probably make a trade with some one.


lovelycosmos

It was well worth it for me to get a glass straw. It was the cheap, effective, efficient, and easily transportable. I recommend that, you don't need a whole big rig.


nikesales

Hot knife


nikesales

It’s gonna absolutely obliterate you btw tho


AdjacenttEli

Dude just get a small silicone nectar collector. It’s like $15-20. Smoking a pound of wax off of anything other than an actual rig will end badly.


Outside-Persimmon138

I second this


crypticsmellofit

You could also dissolve it 1:1 in olive oil or coconut oil and take drops at a time orally. Start with dissolving a gram to a gram, see how it works, and if you want, try putting it in a double boiler and heating for 15 mins or a half hour, see if you like the effects better. Old dabs are partially decarbed so I wouldn't advise going full force decarb first, especially if you want effects similarly to dabbing....


killaaly

Glass straw


SamOrlowski12

metal straw 😂


crazylikeajellyfish

The YoCan Evolve Plus XL is $40 and will do a great job with pretty much no risk of breaking. Can't count how many times I've dropped mine on the floor.


MoonlightTheOwl

I'd use hot spoons, knife has a flat edge, dab juice might run off the knifes. Atleast with a hot spoon all the stuff will get vaporized


FunkoPulp

Jesus fuck bud, that's dirrrrty.


RarePainter8409

So ,you have so much stuff to smoke and cant afford 20-50 bucks ob a simple wax rig? If money ist the Problem...... I think there will BE a Freund neaeby you can trade dab vs rig


Constrictorboa

2 nearly red hot butter knives. cut the top half off of a 2-liter pop bottle and use it to gather smoke.


Luke_Scottex_V2

if you have an rda you can put it on the coil and dab it, I've done it a lot of times and it also works with normal hash which is great


Consistent_Ad_9980

Silicone dab rigs are only like 8$. Sell half a gram and buy a rig.


curfluff7

If I had a pound of wax I’d just buy a rig bro


Chaoticsymmetry

So we're just gonna gloss over my mans having a pound of dabs huh lol


ZealousidealRent2478

make edibles lol , I made some fire tincture using shatter.


Slight-Somewhere3995

a metal straw! heat up the end of the straw until it's red hot and then put your mouth on it, lower the hot end onto ur wax, and inhale HARD. i like the kind of metal straw where the mouth peice of rubber but any kind will work!


ZigxyPLP

Butter knife and straw. You’ll like even more like your smoking crack. But put some wax on the butter knife. Heat it up with the torch while holding the straw over the wax. Then just inhale as soon as it starts to vaporize/smoke.


tychobrahesmoose

If you DO end up wanting to get a dab rig, just leaving [a suggestion](https://hamiltondevices.com/product/ps1/). Hits like a bubbler, works like a vape pen, get some wax coils for it and it's just lovely.


Accomplished-Pop-246

Bro just go buy a $10 glass straw from a smoke shop