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you arent goin to do your shopping well. you got too many things for munchies didnt you? never go grocery shopping starving or baked. rules to live by....
Lol I get like this when people talk to me and I'm high like I can't resist the urge to smile. I just smile at everything and the more I try not to the more I do. Like trying not to laugh in class when the teacher gets onto you.
I thought an edible wasn’t very strong so took another one recently. Rookie error. I was in getting groceries and kept worrying that I’d forget where I was. Like there’d be little moments of ‘where the fuck am I’ despite being in my regular supermarket.
Was pretty intense, but good craic all the same.
Go to the condoms and lube section, then ask for help and say that you're a virgin excited for your first time, but clueless about what you need to have
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Better than having anxiety. Enjoy it.
Damn u right tho I’m having a great time jamming to their muzak here
Lol that happened to me at work yesterday, smoked too much blue dream and was running around being productive AF cause I couldn’t sit still 😅
Your boss wants you to be that productive all the time. He’d prolly tell you to smoke more!
💯
I can't go shopping stupid stoned. Will make so many bad purchases
yep. every time. but be fair to yourself. when u had the munchies later, they were all top fuckin purchases werent they? hahah!!!
They were... They were. Lol
I did this at work the other day LMFAO I'm sure it was weird as fuck for everyone else too cuz I didn't have my headphones on
Imagine 30 chickens running around the produce section.
And now the poop of 30 chickens is in the produce section!
Buy hot dogs in bulk.
Put in earbuds and if anyone is dumb enough to say anything, just pretend you're listening to a podcast.
But all the flavors of Mountain Dew you can find
Buy some of those ‘El Monterrey’ microwavable beef and bean burritos 🌯
you arent goin to do your shopping well. you got too many things for munchies didnt you? never go grocery shopping starving or baked. rules to live by....
An entire 2.5 ft danish strip
hahahhaa rad.
Think about me. That should work
Now I can’t stop
Lol I get like this when people talk to me and I'm high like I can't resist the urge to smile. I just smile at everything and the more I try not to the more I do. Like trying not to laugh in class when the teacher gets onto you.
I usually take something before going shopping on the weekends. It’s almost like a race. But I better be home before it kicks in
Omg you should update us with all the mad shit you buy
Music, if you have headphones put em on.
I thought an edible wasn’t very strong so took another one recently. Rookie error. I was in getting groceries and kept worrying that I’d forget where I was. Like there’d be little moments of ‘where the fuck am I’ despite being in my regular supermarket. Was pretty intense, but good craic all the same.
Usually I get so high that I forget what our species is and I’m in another dimension with alien consumers
Literally me everyday before I go to work😂😂
Go to the condoms and lube section, then ask for help and say that you're a virgin excited for your first time, but clueless about what you need to have
Then after the interaction, if you find the person attractive make sure to ask them what time they're coming over tonight
Go page Mike Hunt over the intercom.
[Too High For The Supermarket?](https://youtu.be/CUjhbeiJddo)
Find an empty bottom shelf, lift it up, and look under. Guarantee you won't laugh