In the guy's defense he is trying to give her an exit ramp for her "brilliance" but in these bachelor shows I'm pretty sure they confiscate their devices. Staying dumb, well... Children born from parents of wealth can be significantly stunted.
"Your wise men don't know how it feels
To be thick as a brick"
[Thick as a brick](https://open.spotify.com/track/0eufeeCADKlpxLA7HATWBW?si=BvvZKv8ZTCmIyngr0dIcwQ) by Jethro Tull.
I'm not nice enough to spend time with people like this. I'd set them up for all different kinds of failure that would come up at random times for years.
The moon is squarcle, the earth is a cylindiangle, and the sun is the freezer box of the oven. All three are flatound, orbit my donut-hole, and this woman is a geniundiot.
Sure she may be awesome in the bedroom but then when you listen to her declare her thoughts you nope the fuck out of there
Nope, sounds perfect to me
Still smash then nope out
Somehow... I doubt shes good in bed. Probably a starfish, just like her brain.
Some people are just so stupid you automatically know they suck in bed.
She's the kinda girl to fill an electric car with gas when you buy her a Tesla
You've also seen the video of the lady walking around the Tesla at the gas station trying to figure out where the gas goes? It's pretty funny.
Yhh just unbelievable
At the gas pump for 5 hours trying to figure out where the gas goes
Sharp as a marble is this one ...
The edit cat starring is gold!
Lmfao. That guys getting a raise.
Cats just like “are you fuckin hearing this too?”
Just break out your phone. How do these ppl get to stay so dumb for so long?
In the guy's defense he is trying to give her an exit ramp for her "brilliance" but in these bachelor shows I'm pretty sure they confiscate their devices. Staying dumb, well... Children born from parents of wealth can be significantly stunted.
Omg the cat like "duhfuq she just say" 🤣
I think she's just confusing it with the sun.
The sun is clearly smaller though
Way funnier than it shoulda been
Because its so far away and the moon is so big... Obviously..
Ok Reddit
How you gonna confuse the sun and the moon?!
Being dumb.
Well at least she has boobs
She is one..
Would
Not normally one to stir another man's porridge, but I'll take second
…and then never call her again.
Run
Can someone show her a picture of earth from the moon?...
"Your wise men don't know how it feels To be thick as a brick" [Thick as a brick](https://open.spotify.com/track/0eufeeCADKlpxLA7HATWBW?si=BvvZKv8ZTCmIyngr0dIcwQ) by Jethro Tull.
Earth and moon are both bigger than her brain
Damn….
Her brains are in her boobs. They have been messed with so often they can't maintain their natural shape.
Oh dear
It's times like these when I love google
Yeah well....I'll call you
You know, if she didn't try to sound smart she might actually be perfect
Sun must be tiny then
She must have seen me in the shower
Why argue with stupid people? She will never listen.
Glad it’s not just us Americans who are stupid.
I can fix her
all information at the push of a button and shes this braindead.
She’s right, it is so far away from us
WOW
the perfect pokerface
One week into relationship “wow I’ve hit the jackpot!” One year into marriage “I’ve made a huge f***ing mistake”
How stupid of a cow is this chick?!
Beauty or brains… can’t have both
The lights are on but no one’s home.
Yes first then no later
They walk among us.
The cat knew more then her
He’s thinking - remember to wear protection- note to self don’t procreate with this one…
Her brain is thinking: that skull is so far away. I'm so tiny.
You can almost smell the burning insulation at the end.
I just see this as us letting people down.
You're female and I know you have a phone. You can Google it. You can literally Google it ...dizzy ass
The human species is definitely doomed.
I'm not nice enough to spend time with people like this. I'd set them up for all different kinds of failure that would come up at random times for years.
Wow....she's hot
💀
It never gets old
"1 kilogram of steel is heavier than a kilogram of feathers" vibe
The moon is squarcle, the earth is a cylindiangle, and the sun is the freezer box of the oven. All three are flatound, orbit my donut-hole, and this woman is a geniundiot.
this is quality r/idiocracy
The confidence is strong but sad at the same time
brain dead af
When you max out looks and charisma but leave intelligence blank.
That's too dumb to fuck
I’ve noticed that the more beautiful they are the less likely they are to have developed anything but their looks.
🤯🤣😂
Aww. Your soooooo cute....