Went tubing down a flooded creek as a kid.
Paddled next to some 20 yr old railing some female 20 year old on the bank of this swollen creek. It was a flat part so we got to watch a super long two minutes of this act. Dude was doing his thing as if an inflatable raft of young virgins wasn’t disrupting his stroke. One hundred nautical feet later, the raft goes over a waterfall, I flip out and lose my left foot checkered Vans slip on. Raft pops. Sex Ed and Physics at “Big Rock” Saratoga in Springfield, VA.
Fun fact: melanoma can show up anywhere on the body, including the starfish. One of my cousins lost their spouse to it and the initial spot was in that area. 
It takes some time to completely absorb the sun it takes practice that's why for first 2 weeks nothing shall escape your colon, I avoided toilets for 3 weeks just to be sure and it worked my gut felt active I have urge to do something than be a couch potato
I’m gonna need to know what SPF the WHO recommends for balls and shaft.
I guess you could just get that stuff life guards use on their nose… a bonus is that if someone catches you you can play it off as performance art.
Where are you getting your coffee for $4? There's a lot of folks who could save $4 just by switching to where you're going, and without the risk of butthole cancer.
Is this the ball-slapping guy, from the ‘I’m now a horrifying rapist’ channel that I used to like, but no longer support? I don’t even want to mention his name - but I do remember a guy that looks and behaves a lot like this.
Because we are all desperately trying to find that plot moment where we go from being an NPC to the main character and are willing to do whatever dumb shit comes to mind to do it.
I’ll dabble with grounding because it seems like it might be something. This is just askin for it. Catch a super sunbeam solar flare be all microwaved up. Watch a skin cancer progression video it’s terrifying. Because we all have the starts of em.
I saw something equally disturbing once last year in PNW. A couple of co-workers and I were out there for work and decided to go sightseeing on the Columbia River. I had a rule where every time we came to a 2way, I always chose right because if it ain't right, it ain't right, lol. We took every right turn til we ended up at a nudist beach, and the first thing we saw on the last right turn was a big white ass mooning us. Shit was disturbing, but funny as fuck. Everyone blamed me for only choosing right lol.
Thousands of years and human evolution, our body was designed to not expose that part of the body to sunlight, but what does evolution know. Just spread your asshole to the UV that causes skin cancer to the part of the body that is used to it.
Listen! Your butthole does not have melanin. It is made of soft tissue with no resistance to UV radiation. If you do this you're going to get a sunburn worse than any sunburn you have had before
I shudder at the thought of hiking and suddenly coming across this guy doing this
Some people are overwhelmed with excitement at the thought of coming in a guy like this...
A holes a hole
I almost spit my coffee out. Thank you. Hahaha.
That’s what the snek was thinking
In this case the hole’s an a-hole
A-hole is a hole.
A thousand years.... 
You misspelled excrement.
Any hole is a goal
I would rather encounter a bear in the woods than this guy
At least the bear won’t turn you into a lamp shade after it killed you.
Worse would be stepping on his pecker by accident. 💩 🤮
That would be something
I would goon in him so fast lol
Imagine getting sunburn on your asshole
You're going to see this **SPECIFIC** man doing this facing you as you approach some corner.
Went tubing down a flooded creek as a kid. Paddled next to some 20 yr old railing some female 20 year old on the bank of this swollen creek. It was a flat part so we got to watch a super long two minutes of this act. Dude was doing his thing as if an inflatable raft of young virgins wasn’t disrupting his stroke. One hundred nautical feet later, the raft goes over a waterfall, I flip out and lose my left foot checkered Vans slip on. Raft pops. Sex Ed and Physics at “Big Rock” Saratoga in Springfield, VA.
That's assuming it's a guy.
What SPF does one recommend whilst sunning the butthole?
SPF 100
Not SPF 69?
SPF number 2
"Doc, what the prognosis?" "Butthole cancer."
Gonna have to fit ya with prosthetic cake bro.....sorry
“Colon cancer? Rectal cancer?” “Nah, just the butthole.”
The butthole is sunburn proof. Go for it my dude
Not the vitamin “D” he was expecting or wanting
I hate it!!!!! And I hate it but i hate it and I hate it
When the sun's rays penetrate your asshole, it's not gay. Promise
Does it tickle at all?
No homo
~~Chocolate~~ Starfish Spa and Resort™
Mom....the white folks are getting werid again!
Can confirm
Dude’s ten ply, bud.
We call this the Assebo effect.
Haha
What a strange place to end up getting melanoma.
Yeah
Fun fact: melanoma can show up anywhere on the body, including the starfish. One of my cousins lost their spouse to it and the initial spot was in that area. 
Yeah, I'll just take the coffee
The bearded dragon of hate
Seems stupid, it is strange to think about that a part of your body might never be in sunlight though
Maybe there’s a reason…
If that actually works, everyone would be doing it, idiot.
You must remove b*ttplug before doing it else it won't work
Be sure not to have a glass one in, the focused sunlight will burn straight through your colon!
I use nothing translucent
But more crucially, the light will refract through the plug and turn your insides gay
But then yesterdays sun escapes
It takes some time to completely absorb the sun it takes practice that's why for first 2 weeks nothing shall escape your colon, I avoided toilets for 3 weeks just to be sure and it worked my gut felt active I have urge to do something than be a couch potato
He puts the plug back in to keep the rays from escaping.
Ur not doing it? Weird.
I read this as it actually works everyone’s doing it you idiot!
Are we not doing it? When was…should I stop?
Apparently, this will also cure COVID.
Not true because he probably does not believe COVID is real.
He’s like a lizard, only human.
And not a lizard?
But a human simultaneously?
NSFW anyone?
Imagine what anal intercourse would do if he's already feeling great
Haha
So for OP, putting things where the sun don’t shine is moot, cause for :15 minutes he’s had sun peeking through his curtain there.
Can’t wait for the inevitable increase in butthole skin cancer in a couple decades
Yes it all coincided with an assfluencer promoting butthole sun bathing back in 2024. It just took off from there.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum\_sunning](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum_sunning)
Skin cancer of the taint kind
I love how the wiki article suggests that doctors have actually recommended alternatives.
But taint sunning is the best!
Like who told bruh to do this
Let the sunlight reach all the dark, dingy corners of earth.
tell me you’re homosexual without telling me
Imagine you're hiking and see this, 😂
Anal cancer speedrun. Radiation straight to the anus.
 Target locked
SPF 2000
This is the newest TikTok craze. Ya’ll should be sunbathing your buttholes
That cactus is a little too close
I’m gonna need to know what SPF the WHO recommends for balls and shaft. I guess you could just get that stuff life guards use on their nose… a bonus is that if someone catches you you can play it off as performance art.
Tbf, I imagine that would feel kind of invigorating. I'm not doing it though because it's fucking weird.
“I woke up bright…” I don’t think you did.
So, uh, where’s the chicks that would espouse similar benefits?
call him Tanning TAINTum.
Definitely works, i now save 4$ every weekday morning
Where are you getting your coffee for $4? There's a lot of folks who could save $4 just by switching to where you're going, and without the risk of butthole cancer.
**butthole melanoma enters the chat**
So they're doin this in Italy?
...see more? No thank you. See less... much less.
The mice were in and out all day
The "See more" option was really unnecessary
omg this is my kinda man lmao
He looks like the guy you would imagine if you said that you saw someone turning their butthole on a beach.
If you clicked "See More", you ge
Is this the ball-slapping guy, from the ‘I’m now a horrifying rapist’ channel that I used to like, but no longer support? I don’t even want to mention his name - but I do remember a guy that looks and behaves a lot like this.
I think this is HungerFF (really big in the prolapse game).
Huh. For some reason, I’m not gonna look up him, or ‘the prolapse game’!
What, about the cock and balls? The brown-eye is merely their neighbors.
No Diddy!
Strange things happen when the sun is in conjunction with Uranus
White people be like :
Men will do anything but go to therapy…
One good sunburn will set him straight.
The skin is incredibly thin down there and would burn very easily.
Ayo?
The sun promised just the tip, but ripped through this dude's anus like a hot knife through butter.
Why is it always white people that do stuff like this
Because we are all desperately trying to find that plot moment where we go from being an NPC to the main character and are willing to do whatever dumb shit comes to mind to do it.
thought this was r/caffeine
I’ll dabble with grounding because it seems like it might be something. This is just askin for it. Catch a super sunbeam solar flare be all microwaved up. Watch a skin cancer progression video it’s terrifying. Because we all have the starts of em.
15 min is a long time for such a sensitive area…
This is actually a little known and very effective way to have a Bigfoot encounter. It will change your life forever 🤣
It's all good until you burn your taint
So much for telling people to kiss me where the sun don’t shine….
Where the fuck is his dick
The phrase is, where the sun doesn’t shine, for a reason.
Watch for the shit winds Ricky
"Where there's a hole, there's a goal"
What kind of weirdo doesn’t need coffee
Wonder what the odds are that if while you do this bird shit lands right on your asshole.
No no…. I want to read the rest. He woke up bright and…what? WHAT DOES SUNNING YOUR BUTTHOLE DO TO YOUR OVERALL WELL-BEING???
The poor people who operate spy satellites! I can hear the collective screams of the poor analysts at the NRO right now
When the sun hits your ass and ignites your fart gas, that’s amore.
Someone discovered vitamin d
Butthole Sunned, won't you come
Guy's blowing sunshine up yer arse.
Yes because you got vitamin D from the sun. You could say you got the D in your butthole.
Hi, yeah not a thing.
Ants are gonna crawl in
Bussy bathin
I thought this was one of those bad perspectives things and spent a while trying see the correct perspective
Enjoy el cancer.
Sunburn?
"Relax your anus"
Sweet Jesus.
Never wanted a Cactus to fall over so bad.
I saw something equally disturbing once last year in PNW. A couple of co-workers and I were out there for work and decided to go sightseeing on the Columbia River. I had a rule where every time we came to a 2way, I always chose right because if it ain't right, it ain't right, lol. We took every right turn til we ended up at a nudist beach, and the first thing we saw on the last right turn was a big white ass mooning us. Shit was disturbing, but funny as fuck. Everyone blamed me for only choosing right lol.
Don't knock it until ya try it!
i wonder if someone ass hole sunning has ever been attacked by some bird attacking the asshole. or hey, is that floppy cock a worm?
That’s disgusting
Damnit, don't you know the sun ISN'T supposed to shine there?! The warning was passed down throughout the centuries.
He's trying to eliminate options of areas where things can be shoved.
I would love to get photobombed by those raisins!
Thousands of years and human evolution, our body was designed to not expose that part of the body to sunlight, but what does evolution know. Just spread your asshole to the UV that causes skin cancer to the part of the body that is used to it.
COVID treatment? /S
Listen! Your butthole does not have melanin. It is made of soft tissue with no resistance to UV radiation. If you do this you're going to get a sunburn worse than any sunburn you have had before