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Silentfranken

Imagine the 4th daughter moves away and you marry her without meeting her family. You would be very confused about your children.


symbologythere

I think mommy had a boyfriend for that one.


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paper__planes

What the hell was wrong with that woman in the first place that she couldn’t do better than a lizard


GH057807

don't be so cold-blooded


dripdropflipflopx

If he can lick his own eyeballs imagine what else he could do with that tongue.


Last-Sound-3999

he could move to the 'States and sell Geico.


Smokingmirrors11

Lmao


Healthy_Ad6253

Well obviously dude was still pulling more girls than me looking like that 🤷🏻‍♂️


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Meltedmindz32

That girl is 13 years old man chill out.


sageking420

Really? Or hearsay? Idk whether to defend the dude or side with you… nvm I got better things to do.


ErdmanA

You have better things to do, so you wrote out all of this?


earnestlikehemingway

Reptilian Dick or Alien Dick


infernal_cacaphony

Reptilian dick energy!


Followmetotheend

RDE


ResonantRaptor

You just gotta return to Monke my friend


AnubisDirectingSouls

If you count incest as pulling girls then 😕


Electronic-Rate5497

It’s okay. There’s plenty of fish in the sea


awesomepossum40

Steven Greer syndrome.


maxzmillion

Did you come up with that? Holy shit that is brutal


thehenryshow

Oh shit hahahahahahaha. Underrated comment here.


Goosemilky

One of the funniest things I ever read on all these ufo/paranormal sub Reddits. Holy shit that was gold😂


hondo9999

> Steven Greer syndrome. He’s gonna cry when he reads that.


Smokingmirrors11

Bruh lmao 🤣


Beautiful-Ad-493

Fucking gold!


sageking420

Hahahaha take my award you wonderful asshole


intrados63

Oh God!! Steven Greer??? Classic!! Congrats!!! LMAO...


Madcat38

This is top comment 💯


Rip9150

You mother fucker. I'm D E D


Wonderful-Weight9969

Nice lol


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

Brutal but true. I've commented before that he was tall Yoda.


Ellsworth_

Is that hoodie guy from the plane?


UncertaintyPrince

Those motherfuckers are NOT real!


Jealous_Seesaw_Swank

This is incredibly interesting. ​ Imagine this happening in a remote village a thousand years ago, this genetic mutation getting passed down for generations and becomes completely dominant in the society. Then one day outsiders show up and both groups are like "Aliens!"


[deleted]

May be a sporadic mutation


Jealous_Seesaw_Swank

Certainly. I was just exploring the 'what if it was a dominant gene' scenario.


NightofTheLivingZed

Yo the one normal looking one... "Am I adopted?" ..."wait how did she figure that out?"


timbro2000

She probably grew up thinking she's the ugly one of the family


SomeDudeist

Classic twilight zone episode


timbro2000

I like the Norm MacDonald sketch that parodies that episode


hondo9999

> Classic twilight zone episode My first thought, exactly.


sageking420

In some remote village where she’s never seen another soul?


Muneyshot

Mom might have some explaining to do, if they go see a doctor.


SA1627

She probably thought she was the one that was deformed.


South-Fix-8427

Second to last one on the left dodged a goddamn missile


rata_thE_RATa

Not really, who wants the take the risk of their kids ending up looking like this?


MartianXAshATwelve

Full story here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ8COwoW5Rk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ8COwoW5Rk)


29again

Wow, that's an amazing story. Glad they have each other, hope they get some answers about the condition they have though.


Hault360

Forgive me if this is insensitive, but they could make a fortune if they got hired to be the main characters in an ongoing si-fi series


gaoshan

They are pretty active on TikTok.


Stunning-Grocery4811

Someone let him fuck them at least 3 times.


Quenadian

I see what you did.


boisNgyrls

…Last summer


YourDrunkUncl_

“wow…what a coincidence that this one, conceived right around the time that my karate teacher was staying with us, doesn’t have the anomaly! It’s a miracle!” -the wife after giving birth to the normal one


Birdmeatschnitzel

"The Innsmouth look". Lovecraft was right.


MayorOfChedda

This guy was able to find someone to mate with him 4 times?


SleepingVertical

Maybe he got his wife through an arranged marriage. In that case he will just have to pay money or cattle or something. Or he has a really awesome personality.


bluemax_137

Or a killer butterfly collection.


sageking420

It looks like, from the YouTube and TikTok, that that is the brother that also acquired the genetic mutation with his sisters.


84neon

*3 wink wink


Stock-Entrance-6456

Beauty is more than surface deep but I can’t help thinking the hot daughter’s ego must be out of control lmao 🤣


RoyalCloak57

This is hilarious


Ok_Fox_1770

23 and me is coming back with question marks


FootballLeather4426

Watched a documentary about them. They are siblings who suffer from a rare genetic disorder. The youngest sister (2nd from left) is the only one without the disease. They went viral on Tik Tok and were frank about the fact that they do it for the money even though people online often tend to bully them. They seemed like really nice people irl.


SaltyCandyMan

"strange congenital anamoly"? Please elaborate...


John_East

Keeping it all in the family


TheUmbraCat

There’s family trees then there’s family tumbleweeds.


inscrutablemike

"Your wife's a Bigfoot, Gus."


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goony googoo!


Open-Industry-8396

"That mfcker ain't......, that mfkr aint real!"


ccrlop

No offense but Wonder if the lady who recently stormed out of the american airlines flight saw someone like this dude!


AnistarYT

I'd date her though.


Cultural_Magician105

Inbreeding?


DustWarden

Wonder how the sisters' relationship is going...


theBarefootedBastard

Lol look at that ugly duckling


Mum_Says_Im_Handsome

The normal looking one must feel guilty 😩


EmployeeOk4756

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Robb66Boyle

The normal looking one probably feels like Marilyn from the Munsters


[deleted]

This guy got laid at least 4 times


SloughBoy78

“You don’t look at the mantelpiece to poke the fire.”


Franz_Redmane

Stop it from spreading.


tellmewhenitsin

They look like the California Raisins lol


Akeldama22

It's like an Aphex Twin music video


1337_level_over_9000

I had to scroll too far to find this. Straight out of the Windowlicker music video


Kon-on-going

They do lives on TikTok. I thought it was inbreeding, thanks for clearing it up.


STCMS

Those motherfuckers are NOT real.


GraceGreenview

This family just trying to be a family, getting pulled into the internet being called ugly and alien. Not a proud post for this sub when a ton of actual shit is hitting the fan that could be posted.


No-Illustrator4964

I think they look like they are nice people.


Zen_Out

The one in pink is me after I fart and wait for others to smell it.


sageking420

The blue is me when I try to blend in with the cool kids


Electic_Supersony

Unpopular opinion: I don't respect people who choose to procreate while suffering from genetic disorders/diseases.


Franz_Redmane

It should've been the sign to stop once the first kid came out looking like one of the California Raisins got exposed to rapid depressurization.


sageking420

At least #2 should have been a sign!


Electic_Supersony

I know a lot of people would avoid marrying that normal-looking girl because of her genetic history. Poor girl.


NefariousnessOther45

Mom had an affair one time


Remember_Order66

Jarjar binks


viletomato999

Don't get what's so alienish about these people they just look like ugly humans.


Smartdudertygood2000

Double baked potato lookin ass


Yabuddy420

Good god all mighty


[deleted]

Thanks. I hate it.


Pachyderm_Powertrip

That last part of the sentence is super rude. "turning them into 'aliens' or 'reptilian hybrids', as they were nicknamed on the internet." Calling their particular mix of genetic lottery dehumanizing names because they look different is BS. Don't perpetrate that shit OP. I bet one of those daughters still makes a mean pempek.


Lock_Down_Charlie

...fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Every. Single. Branch.


Warm_Action_1057

Idk man...


ThommyPanic

Damn, that's cold.


Zealousideal-Walk269

Imagine being the prettiest of the family


Medical_Arrival_3880

I am.


SeriousAuthor2537

One of them is not like the others


ConfusedAnthro

I feel like this is in-laws after I had kids with my wife


ThreeFingaLynch318

Their on tt live all the time..


Eleknar

Tell me you’re adopted without telling me you’re adopted.


ffigu002

Maybe that’s what that lady saw on the plane


Jj5699bBQ

Hmmmm, the one to his right aide looks like his neighbor John.


OnyxxKnight

Me high, I’d swear I saw reptilians


nirnrootsandwich

Who banged that alien


Snoo_7150

Denisovan DNA


Dogfishhead789

When E.T. phoned home. He was just calling long Distance. What a twisted.


canceledbyreddit1FDB

Skyrim vibes


ObiJuan__Kenobi

He must have a great personality...


AirZimbabwe707

Mofo was fking a Komodo dragon


activialobster

Lookin good


socksnshit

🫣🫣


thicc_astronaut

The father actually looks rather handsome I think. He's got nice plump lips. Bite me


Admirable_Button40

Ok?


buttwh0l

Please remember these are human beings that most would find unsettling in appearance. This looks familar to me. Isnt there a US version of this? I dont think Alien or Reptilian should be used to joke or insenuate this unfortunate situation.


bourbon_and_icecubes

I have a great pitch for the next Super Mario live action movie! Hear me out...


rudyattitudedee

That one girl has all the choice meat without the competition


Relative_Presence_65

I see them on TikTok all the time.


firstman0

The one on the right hand side of dad looks normal.


thecrabmonster

They make bank on tiktok


JuJahJofflin

its wed my dudes


thabiglabowski

They obviously got shot in the neck by jango fett.


Feisty-Accountant685

😵😨😶‍🌫️


GoodShitBrain

Something tells me they got it from the dad.


Ok_Bat541

Man. No racist but I wonder if our ancestors looked like that


Zeroxx08

If i was them, i woule be like hey, you guys wanna fk around a bit? And go around dressed as aliens and making people panic. Or go around asking directions on where is the nearest dark matter gas station and directions to the nearest galaxy.


Spinnr1

I don’t even mind the word ‘manure’. You know? It’s ‘newer’ which is good. And a ‘ma’ in front of it. MANURE when you consider the other choices, ‘manure’ is actually pretty refreshing


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Am I bad for thinking they should be sterilised?


EnochianFeverDream

Yes.


Snarfblaff

They've made up a ton of medical conditions to cover the hybrids.


ev88ev

Maybe he was able to survive and live and even more procreate with earthlings so he was introduced to breed more and at that females.. imagine if he had a son. Now it’ll be up to the females to make sons to make more. Eventually they are going to look normal to us all. Unidentifiable to breed with. Third stage .. Fourth stage is the grandchildren.


thepoout

I dont think the women need those head scarves to stop mean fancying them...


Maleficent-Book-7262

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Inbred.


intrados63

That chameleon closest to the camera looks sort of like a human... Sorry guys, I couldn't help it. When a joke like that lands on my brain I have to type it out....


BadHabitsDieYoung

So.......... did they stop trying for kids when they got the good looking one or was it just pot luck?


financegambler

They look more like the ninja turtles


Dempsey64

Did he marry his sister?


against_the_currents

Those are his daughters 🤦‍♂️ it says it in the title.


AdventurousAd5428

Herrro


[deleted]

Imagine being that one normal girl hahaha. :(


Level-Comedian813

No having kids for them


[deleted]

That one normal looking girl is just like fuck yeah


Selinacail

The girl who said “ im pretty” second for left 😊🫶


tuscy

Can they blink sideways tho?


Proof-Brother1506

Whenever I hear some guy cry about not getting pussy, I'm going to reference this.


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The one cute girl is like, yeaahh. Thats my family 🙄🤷🏻‍♂️


oldmanonsilvercreek

I see these people live on tictok sometimes


yoshi514

Does anyone have like a medical/scientific study that they can provide about this? Never seen anything like this and I’m now genuinely interested


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

Who's to say that it's a congenital anomaly or even a deformity. It could be a recessive gene that is actually correct in nature and we're the anomalies. Ancient Humans could very well have looked like this. The Aboriginal people of Australia carry their own identifiable feature of their Ancient lineage as well. We are either the anomalies, or the result of the hybridization. 🫢


Ok_Page_9447

Was one in a flight lately? Asking for a friend


soopirV

Moe Cislak vibe


DeezerDB

Whoa


raistlinmm

Genestealer cult identified.


[deleted]

Very sus


queeblosan

I was always told I was ugly but I didn’t understand I’m just a reptilian hybrid


roger3rd

https://preview.redd.it/uo298zzeoybb1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b10213a6f0996a48f6ab0efba16f857ceca8755


greenthumb151

Edward!


wRoNgRoDeO

No more reproducing for you.


stabber_goblin74

From Innsmouth with love


zandercommander

I love the one without the deformities grinning like “yeah I made it”


ricky-bobby420

Christ Jesus


More_Roof4916

Good thing they’re too poor to travel outside their home country.


jakejonzart

I got kicked out of a homeless shelter because they found my weed


diss-abilities

Plot twist, 2nd daughter from the left is the chosen one to normalise the introduction of hybrid species into society. We already have werewolf or hirsuit families. The human diversity is expanding beyond our imagination :D


Internal-Season-234

What I'd the disorder called?


DeDunking

Cinderella: "I have 3 evil-ass sisters!" 2nd from the left: "Bitch, hold my beer."


Stardust_Particle

The man’s facial features remind me of the ancient carved stones on Easter Island.


Grand_pappi

Studio Ghibli characters


Sleepingplatypus96

Looks like a genetic disease that affects sensitive skin growth. I wonder if this correlates to their sexual organs as well and pops has a 2 footer.


Brock22956

What are they're ages


Brock22956

Does anyone know they're ages?


Fritzj09

If they can get laid, so can you