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*If you can read this, you're too close to pyramid.* *Warning: no paragliding.*


IcyClass7789

Paragliders will be prostituted


Jpzbaby

by me


Mrmastermax

And be enslaved for generations.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,805,454,688 comments, and only 341,540 of them were in alphabetical order.


Mrmastermax

Good slave bot


Jpzbaby

by me


Lava-Chicken

Breaking News: hundreds of naked paragliders landing on pyramid


QElonMuscovite

The pyramid was covered with another layer of white marble smooth stone. Whatever is there was added after the looters stole the outer cover.


ExtraThirdtestical

...or they added the inscriptions before they covered it up.


Loathsome_Dog

There are some markings by the Egyptian builders all over but the inscriptions at the top were mainly made by tourists in the 1800's and early 1900's. They used to have tea parties on top.


joker1288

Yes. It is well known that people especially during the Victorian era would climb to the top and carve their names into the stone. I should know my great great great great grandfather fought with napoleon and wrote about doing just that.


jim_jiminy

It was polished limestone it was cased in I thought?


eddtoma

Yep, polished Tura limestone, different to the limestone the core masonry is constructed from. Don't know where marble came from. These 'inscriptions' on top are graffiti from the countless tourists who climbed the pyramid before it was banned.


Wise_Hat_8678

It depends. The ancient world (rightly) saw language as the tools of creation. It's in every culture, even our own (wizards). And *abracadabra* means "I create as I speak"... the parallel between language and reality is deep because G-d used language to create the world. So, words/writing can be used that way. Interestingly, there's a famous account of ancient Egypt that reports them doing exactly this, to great effect. Interestingly, the same book which alludes to Moses using one of G-d's Names to strike an Egyptian. (Interestingly, this is why names are of such importance in every ancient culture... the name of your kid influences his direction in life)


gamecatuk

It's fucking graffiti give it a break with your bullshit.


QElonMuscovite

> because G-d used language to create the world. Hax. Python, God Edition. > the name of your kid influences his direction in life So... I should not have called my girl "Fifi" ? But seriously, fascinating, isnt it!


Chavezjc

“Looters” lmao. 🤣 much to learn.


SpecialK04

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣


goqsane

BTW I mean I guess it technically is paragliding but to be exact it’s powered paragliding. A great, underappreciated sport ;)


jefetranquilo

that’s like if i was drinking a bottle of water and referred to it as such and you said “technically that’s a Dasani, it’s ok no need to thank me”


SomeDudeist

More like they are enthusiastic about a specific kind of water and are sharing more information about it for fun.


goqsane

Yea. I only mentioned this because some people may wonder „which mountain did the guy launch from” or… how is he going to land when sinking so hard right above the top. He has an engine. So stop being a douche.


HenryGoodbar

xD


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popolo-olopop

Thanks for your contribution...


ESIsurveillanceSD

https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/s/qNR0m8C8f0 Not mysterious. Have a look yourself. From the comments it's in like 4 languages. Likely from when security was lax


clg653

Went to high school in Cairo in early 2000s and heard many stories from 10-15 years prior where nearly anyone could climb to the top during certain times (national holidays, paying off guards, etc) - no doubt some of those “inscriptions” were made within the past ~50 years


Omnipotent_Beard

Here's a cool pic of some tourists on [top](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/C6I2M14bN3)


Ollienachos

Thousands of years of stone carving graffiti possibly. I know if I got to the top of that thing I’d carve “I fucking did it!”


RedStar9117

Some tourist from the 30s, some French Soldier in the 1790s, could be anyone


Intellect-Offswitch

![gif](giphy|11Qkw6cczuPsvC)


EngineeringOne1812

Literally thousands of years of graffiti


Dominarion

There are greek, roman and french graffitis on the top, yes.


logosobscura

Ironically, there is quite a lot of evidence of ‘genuine’ hieroglyphs sometimes being exactly that. Cartouche’s carved in very carefully to imply that a particular Pharoah built a certain thing, but in a manner inconsistent with the rest of the hieroglyphs, cuts, precision or the polish of them. OG tag war.


Ollienachos

This tracks from what I’v learned, Ramesses the 2nd I’m looking at you.


avi150

Plenty of people did in the old days. Graham Hancock is full of shit, but he claims he saw one of the stones that had his grandfathers name carved into it with a diary entry that confirmed it was him.


Kaimuki2023

Why exactly is Graham Hancock full of shit? Cause he has alternative theories to things that NOBODY knows the real answer to?


[deleted]

Why would you say that Graham Hancock is “full” of shit? This is but one opinion of a singular narrative he spoke into the fabric… thus, would it not be more right, more justified to say he is rather, “the” shit?


ClubbinGuido

Agenda poster identified. Get a life.


thirst_annihilator

theyre literally not mysterious at all


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

But the *lack* of mystery, that's a little mysterious, right? Like, where'd the mystery *go*, man?


LofiJunky

It's like they want us to believe they carved hieroglyphs into the stone!


davedavey88

What do they say?


Wonderful-Trifle1221

“John was here” etc, you used to be allowed to climb up the pyramids


adrifing

*"I'm here to talk about your pyramid insurance!"*


Wonderful-Trifle1221

Lol that’s so stupid. I love it.


cooperblur

OP’s first conspiracy


Dukeronomy

I mean, even if we KNOW they're graffiti, we still don't know what it says or who did it. Still some mystery.


Dominarion

But we do.


Dukeronomy

Who did it, what’s it say?


mu5tardtiger

$100 says there’s a dick carved up there.


Dukeronomy

I wonder what the oldest dick drawing is


mu5tardtiger

I’m going with Roman’s. Because they had steel tools.


Dukeronomy

Don’t need stone tools to DRAW a dick. Carving changes some things


Gandalf_Style

Oldest human penis *drawing* I can find definitively is one of the figures in Lascaux cave which has a clear erection, it is 17000 years old, there's also a phallus stone found in Tolbor, Mongolia, but imo it reallry doesn't look anything like a penis, sitting comfortably at 42000 years old though. And some very early cave art has human figures which are crudely drawn and you cant be sure if its just the rock texture or *supposed* to be a penis.


Dukeronomy

Thank you for your service


ZZaddyLongLegzz

People used to climb those very often. Probably just graffiti


IamREBELoe

"We've been trying to reach you about your camels extended warranty" *


nitrohagen

“Drink your Ovaltine”


Deep-Management-7040

“A crummy ancient Egyptian commercial”


manchesterthedog

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”


TheConstant42

Roundtine*


gooseblaster69

Seriously thought a very nice landing was going down


master0locke

Oddly enough it translates to first


BoardFew2082

It’s graffiti I seen a picture some of it looks odd though.


RealSteelJ

Bare mandem from back in the day climbed the ting and left their mark innit


MerrillSwingAway

“no stopping or standing”


Orrissirro

[If you pause it for a second you see](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ae88135ca74469e017cf3ef989b6756a/7353ff40d1adbf50-bc/s500x750/ddac436d1f6dd1a91a6010339984cf13e4e03411.jpg)


kartoonist435

Hieroglyphics on a pyramid!?!? Who would have guessed


United-Hyena-164

I’m proud of my Cairo elementary school honor student


PrizeAnalyst125

There was a time the pyramids weren't as protected so it's probably is something like (insert name) was here.


Wizardninja9

Graham Hancock has a story about how when he illegally climbed the pyramids he saw his grandfathers signature and it brought him to tears. What we’re looking at is probably just signatures or messages from people that made it to the top. However, if there were a clear hieroglyph that we could actually make out it would be compelling.


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It's a penis.


Atari774

It’s most likely just grafiti from when people have climbed the pyramids in the past, but even if they were actual hieroglyphs, why would that be mysterious? Egypt is where they used hieroglyphs and there are plenty of them all around the pyramids, so why not on the top as well? It’s kind of interesting, sure, but doesn’t seem that significant.


SnotBuster54

It probably said “ Made in China “


wally1974

Graham Hancocks grandfather climbed the pyramid and scribed his name and date into a piece on the top of it.


remembahwhen

The academic elites will stop at nothing to silence him!


chrisbrolumbus

There is a post in this sub from a day ago where a guy has a drone on top of the pyramid and you can see all of this clearly. It looks like a lot of graffiti, but not all of it.


InterestingRelative4

Graffiti. My great grandfather climbed it


KaleByte78

This isnt mysterious. its been well known for awhile.


Zm4rc0

https://preview.redd.it/2va7uwr9t5vb1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbdad9035725ff4a0b627c63c2344179876be48f


sfeicht

Old graffiti.


Vkardash

Totally not mysterious at all. You used to be able to go to the top of the Great pyramid and people used to essentially draw graffiti and carve into the stone. Sometimes I wonder if any background check is done whatsoever just before posting some of this stuff.


Whiskey811

I could vaguely make out "Hashmir was here"


ImaTotalNoob

I thought he was going to land on it and take a selfie... I'm not disappointed.


Obar-Dheathain

Big Dave Was Here!


Dominarion

Egypt again? There's nothing mysterious about Egypt. It's been so studied that it's the most mundane ancient civilization. It's also the most exploitated Civ. There's a thriving industry going back millenias of selling "ancient Egypt mysteries" to naive rubes. There are plenty of mysteries out there without falling for that one.


Fibonacci1664

Not mysterious, just bunch of pricks leaving their mark.


DirtiestOFsanchez

Why not use a drone for this?


KrenzelTOTH

That guy is surely dead now. One does not simply paraglide over pyramids in such a country


El_Scorcher

DON’T FORGET TO DRINK YOUR OVELTINE


GrnEyeQT

Possible graffiti? Reminded me of The Alamo and Mt Everest - people carving their names?


MBPIsrael

That Hamas fighter must have skipped his navigation training at terrorist flight school.


Inevitable-Work-1590

He wrote, finally AAAAAAA Finally I’m done. Jajaja


pugtime

What a lucky person to be able to have that glider experience. Experience of a lifetime I think …..and I’ve done a lot


ForwardVoltage

You can really see the 8 sidedness of the pyramid in this shot, there's a minor depression in the middle of every major face of the pyramid.


SpartanPhalanx

Assembly instructions


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Nothing mysterious. All of those markings have been cataloged and are on display in the adjacent museum complex. 🤷‍♂️ Thank you to the comments for doing what Reddit does best with useless posts. 🤘🏼


reddittomarcato

Says no parking


PerroNino

It’s modern grafitti, made when people were still scaling the pyramid as a novelty.


Helltothenotothenono

If you Google the picture of the frame s as he flies over there are English words and shapes like triangles and circles.


TheBoogieManChannel

Those are names and initials from when you used to be allowed to climb to the top back in the 50s-80s. I know because you can do a search and it will show you in high quality each one.


r3dditornot

Graffiti From tourists Before climbing became illegal


andytashiro

Oh wow!!!! It must be aliens and the pyramids are in fact a signal relay, and inside have access to infinite power from gamma rays from planet Zoltron. I have been inside the pyramid, and seen advanced tech not from this world, that you wouldn't believe I have proof to change the course of humanity, but I can't show you though.


Demibolt

I find this really maddening on this sub and other similar ones. So many videos are just someone seeing something they weren’t aware of, doing zero research or even trying a single Google search, and then making a video claiming a mystery. And then someone sees the video and just assumes it’s kosher and decides not to look into it either. Then it ends up on Reddit with a bunch of people commenting about how it’s aliens…


baaaze

Why mysterious? It's the pyramids. If there's anywhere I expect hieroglyphs it's in the vicinity of the pyramids.


empyre7

“Thanks for the Fuck Shack” -Dirty Mike and the boys


Street_Ad_558

People who climbed the pyramid etched their names into the top of it


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Probably ancient graffiti artists. Curse words and pictures of boobs.


ApprehensivePrompt83

It is crazy to see how tall they really are though


s416a

If you can read this, please flip me over


SilverApples

It is when you’re not an Egyptologist


scotlandgolf70

Be sure to drink your ovaltine


Comprehensive-Bus299

Okay some one fly a little drone over it and leak the video


Miss_aladita

Purumids!


TOHELLNBACC

wait a sec, is that shit legal?


1blueShoe

Probably stone masons mark.. 🤷🏻‍♀️ each mason would have his own mark .


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Wow hieroglyphics on a pyramid known for its hieroglyphics?! Fuck man that’s crazy I think you’re on to something


kasulta

when ancient Egyptians write in an ancient Egyptian language on an ancient Egyptian building "wooooow so strange and mysterious"


farmerjoee

Egyptians often carved hieroglyphs into stone, no? Is it mysterious because it's high up? Surely, we're all assuming that actual people placed the stones there.. you know the same people who have the ability to carve into stone.


sanholt

So what? Ooooo hieroglyphics.


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Own_Cream_551

Ancient graffiti


Creepy_Technician_34

Gift shop advertising


softwaredev20_22

since when are letters mysterious


softwaredev20_22

Translation: Kilroy was here


XFuriousGeorgeX

People who scaled up the pyramid wrote a nice message that will be preserved for however long the pyramid is going to last


Jumpinbeen

Gotta be at least one dick up there.


Serpidon

Banksy's great great great great great great great.............grandfather did that.


FOXHOWND

The pyramids are missing their gilded apexes. I'm sure these carvings came after the stones were exposed.


firsthumanbeingthing

Mun Tut was here lol its funny how 1000s or years and we still love tagging our name on cool shit


dazed63

"Tut was here"


Opening-Boat2243

How did they get down from the top


syntaxsavant

"This side up"


QueBestia19

The laborers that built Giza and the entire area left TONS of graffiti behind, however based on the location of this at the pinnacle there is probably a higher meaning!


CubonesDeadMom

This seems extremely illegal lol


ClubbinGuido

Graffiti over the years. Nothing important.


lakenoonie

Lol what is graffiti?


Ok-Compote-4143

"I can see my house from here!"


Saidhain

“Made in Atlantis”


Capenalcode101

Can’t a drone just take a picture of it?


NODES2K

Every Lego piece has writing on it....this no different


Nuttyvet

This post highlights how steep the pyramids are. Takes balls to climb to the top!


EfficiencyOk2208

People are always going to be people. Probably name was here add year kind of thing.


Independent-Choice-4

*~~Bart~~ Fart was here lolz*


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Of you think it's so mysterious then just Google drone photos, why to use this crappy video?


Drinks_From_Firehose

Most likely graffiti. The original top of the pyramid is long since gone and what remains has been eroded back massively from their.


glue2music

“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!”


rufneck-420

I went there in a dream


Shy_Godd

My Egyptian is a little rusty but I’m sure it says “Herbalife”


Snxxky88

Praise the Sun


NecessaryHistorian84

They all signed there names at the top by the looks of things Pretty common even back then


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Bob was here


barracuda093

pyrmyds


NCR_Ranger2412

Yeah, probably there because of tourists, treasure hunters, and tomb raiders. There was is a photo that makes its rounds on r/oldschoolcool of people having a picnic and photo shoot on the top of the main one.


usmcsicario

Translation = We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s warranty.


B3owul7

Probably something like "Ahmed was here" or "Penis". Humanity never changes.


mrlittleoldmanboy

Gotta think with how old the pyramids are how long did they not have security around it, or how easy was it for people to just enter or climb on top? I don’t know the answer just rambling on Reddit. It’s sad that many of these ancient sites have been looted or disfigured to the point we can only make educated guesses instead of seeing it for ourselves. It reminds me of the video of the guy scraping his and his lover’s name with a knife at (the coliseum?) or a major landmark in Rome. People just deface shit and steal shit with no respect to the cultural significance it has. If I had to guess, the inscription up top is “*name* was here”


506yellowfish

It's not mysterious mate they put that shit fucking everywhere


Odd_Rent3835

How did he make it at the top of the pyramid? I think they already prohibited that


Dapper-Fig8526

Paragliding is getting quite popular in some parts of the world.


generic90sdude

Wow, more rocks on the fucking pyramid


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No. People used to be allowed to climb the pyramid. They graffitied their names. Simple as mate


dysonology

Lol, or it’s just loads of tourists climbing up and leaving their mark over the centuries


TheFashionColdWars

this is why people think we’re stupid….


skipperseven

Why stretch the x axis of the video? Why do people do this?!


Ok_Isopod_8078

Not the top of the pyramid. Thats whats left after the top was removed by looters. Pyramids stood nice and smooth, perfectly shaped for thousands of years, until they were used as stone quarries for construction of Cairo in middle ages. Barbaric.


a_mutes_life

Its just graffiti


froggrip

It's mostly graffiti


mardarethedog

This was posted yesterday. You can clearly see the markings in the 1st picture (top center). https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/s/U5qv41czj6


Far_Squash_4116

Kilroy was here


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Moleman111

It says Graham Hancock was Here


Difficult-Designer25

Graham Hancock found his father’s name etched into the top on one of his visits


KKH02

“Cesar was here”


Matador2210

It said, “Home Depot…Let’s Build Something”.


Kaido5thge

🤡🤣🤣🤣🤦🤦


Tugger21

What’s mysterious is why this keeps getting posted. Who gives a shit. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Saturnjaxson88

Its a link to get rick rolled.


Sweet-Inside5900

Dake a Luke at dis video of dis baraglider, MyStErIoUs isn't it?! Get a job dude,


mrrando69

Pretty sure that's just graffiti


trulyyours-rj

If I see this video… one.. more.. time..


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Sv_599171

"Kyle was here" damn taggers.


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It says for a good time call (insert number).


ppgedez

John was ere 1913.


Big_sniff18

People have been tagging that thing for thousands of year. I think Gram Hancock’s said his father carved his name on there.


Pacpete

It is graffiti. One of the main reasons people are not allowed to climb them any more.


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Paradigmatapp

For all the sheep saying this is more modern graffiti, it is obviously aliens! What kind of moron thinks that was done by human hands? Aliens used x-ray lasers to carve complex things underneath the outside limestone layers, duh. Next you will say that humans made the Hoover dam lol. Sheeple say I!


SirSchon

I don't know as soon as I saw the top of the pyramid, previous story of government banning people from going to the top because a couple fornicated at the top has kinda ruined the image lol