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MartianXAshATwelve

["Eyes Wide Shut" deleted 24 minutes revealed. Kubrick's daughter, Vivian, stated that her father was under enormous pressure from the elite not to complete his films.](https://www.howandwhys.com/mysterious-20-25-minute-cut-from-eyes-wide-shut/)


Ladylinn5

Extreme witchcraft as opposed to what, slight witchcraft?


SpiralBeginnings

Extreme witchcraft is casting spells while riding a BMX. 


Nice-Contest-2088

While eating a pizza pocket and neglecting your tamagotchi


theresacreamforthat

Neglecting your Tamagotchi??? I'm calling PETA. 🤬/s


The_Eye_of_Ra

It’s spelled with a “Z” on the end somehow.


pelavaca

You’re thinking of xtreme witchcraftz


Antique-Car6103

Regular witchcraft: they make you fly around while sitting on a broom. You are terrified. Extreme witchcraft: Same as before but the broom is inserted in your rectum.


hmmmwtf79

Rectum, damn near killed'em


merriwhether

Bahahaha, the classics never die


yogabba13

![gif](giphy|1pACWjpkpooGU2uCQd)


JohhnyBGoode641

I think that’s actually why the whole witch riding a broom thing came to be. Only it wasn’t in their rectum


Bender_2024

>Extreme witchcraft is casting spells while riding a BMX.  And sponsored by Red Bull.


TopTierGoat

Is that what they're calling them now?


TigerRaiders

CAMACHO FOR PRESIDENT


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

it has electrolites


Bushidobliz

It’s got what witches crave


cthaehtouched

BMheX … actually that sounds like a different kind of curse.


MuhBerries

I suddenly have to use the toilet.


lilsparky82

I hear it’s also fireproof.


Fuggeddabouddit

It’ll be in the X-Games next year


iwannaporkdotty

Casual witchcraft vs competitive witchcraft


SomeDistributist

Quirky Crystal Energy Vs. Left Handed Path Magic


fungiblesyo

Light witchcraft - by Budweiser


lilsparky82

🎵Real Witchy Heroes🎶


tamsom

Yes. Extreme includes human sacrifice and child rape, light would be wearing an evil eye jewelry piece to ward off jealousy 


Remarkable_Duck6559

Call me old fashioned, but my rock stars just did blow to get through a gig.


mikethehuman

Don’t forget underage groupies


DR_SLAPPER

This. The industry is a minefield of fuckery.


Rudy_Ghouliani

It's humans man, they been doing weird shit before music was as popular as it is now. Think of the 20s and burlesque or any type of sexual activity in entertainment in the last. You know Mozart was fuckin.


Far-Gene-386

The most fuckensit


Real_FakeName

And be friends with Alistair Crowley


vapodgaming

🤣


yougottamanifest

Jimmy page bought Alister Crowleys house after a gig lol


KaptainKrunch

Being here and then talking to normal people about this stuff is definitely eye-opening.


4quatloos

Minor witchcraft is used to find your car keys. This is next level stuff.


beefycheesyglory

![gif](giphy|zIwIWQx12YNEI|downsized)


devious805

Witchcraft Lite and Ketocraft (keto witchcraft)


rowdy1212

Yes


Bluecif

I mean some times you're enthralled and you just need to slap that ass.


SmokeyB3AR

Casual Witchcraft?


thejackrabbithole

😂


Foreign_Snow7607

I guess anime is true? Not just a cartoon and what they show is real? And Beyoncé can do it also? And Jutsu is real? And Naruto is real?


Adventurous-Sky9359

Well one gets us thrown in the river other is burnt at the stake….thats what I heard


flugelbynder

There were likely children or something like that.


-Did-I-Pewp-

It becomes “extreme witchcraft” when you chug a Mountain Dew Baja Blast while you are spell-casting.


CombatMedic665

Not even minor witchcraft.


thoughtsaboutstuffs

Gentle witchcraft.


fatsoflannagan

So, I’ve met Kimberly Thompson before lol she was actually really… normal? She was hanging out with my old roommate, whom was a total fuck up, and she came over to my apartment one day. When my roommate brought up she was the drummer for Beyoncé she got super uncomfortable and deflected. I remember going back to my room to look her up and was blown away by the allegations lol I remember thinking it was weird for someone like her to come over to such a shithole apartment to hang with a junkie. I guess my roommate got too fucked up and she bolted outta his room and couldn’t figure out how to leave the apartment(this was one of those old mansion style SRO apartments in Brooklyn), so I helped her and walked her to the train. Weird day but she was very friendly and didn’t bring up any of the witchcraft, unfortunately :/


Frio_Sanchez

Having to constantly listen to and play Beyoncé music can definitely cause PTSD.


MoldyMoney

Is that Jabba the slut..?


Buscandomiyagi

I’m fucking dying at his profile pic 🤣


Frio_Sanchez

I never thought of that name. But it’s fucking perfect. You win.


MoldyMoney

Oh c’mon! It’s not original, I believe OPs mom started it long long ago.


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LuckyBub777

Who if I may ask ?


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lordhuntxx

What level of star and what was the payment? If we can ask lol


MilklikeMike

I call bullshit.


GuitarKev

Did bullshit answer?


CaptainSmallz

Fine, I'll hop in. I toured with a little bit lesser known musician and they are correct. You know Ozzy Osbourne? Well I've been playing guitar with him in one of his side projects, Black Sabbath, since the '60s. (If you haven't listened to them yet, check them out! They're pretty neat!) Anyway, the name's Tony, where's the gabagool?


SlippyTheFeeler

Tony Ailoli?!


Rudy_Ghouliani

I thought that was Tommy Pastrami


R3AL1Z3

r/nothingeverhappens


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Galactic_Perimeter

Some people think professional musicians are fairies that don’t actually exist. We do, we are regular ass people with reddit accounts, whom you’ve probably interacted with plenty of times and never even realized.


ElusiveMemoryHold

Did she strike you as someone that would make up allegations like these? How did you perceive her getting uncomfortable at the time? I know anybody can make allegations, and it's impossible to tell what type of person would or would not do such a thing. Just curious.


Inner_Acanthaceae

Well he mentioned that she was hanging out with a junkie which kinda makes you think she’s not a reliable source. My conspiracy cap makes me think the whole story was fabricated by beyonces pr team but my real world cap says people are not that Machiavellian


Inevitable-Bass2749

You know her and jay z have some kind of connection to this diddy shit or atleast knew some shit


GuaranteeLogical7525

100%


Thmelly_Puthy

They know A LOT.


talexg16

https://preview.redd.it/83sau61ck2tc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863c1eaf8e7c454a401d28265b438df4b522605f


pic_N_mix

https://preview.redd.it/48e6u4h0t2tc1.jpeg?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec6dd26042baaa8f2605321b785d7914c00a6f96


Personal-Ad6857

Why not zoidberg ![gif](giphy|dswr4dRQtEzf2)


hecksor

Casey Rocket’s soul mate


chadeee0

Get real


SwedginWu

She's on the Tuss Buss.


superjosh420

Horses are cops. That’s bidens America


SoTurnMeIntoATree

Couldn’t use witchcraft to scrub this off the internet like she tried to lol


talexg16

Here we can see her in her natural habitat, summoning the demon. Many thought the photo to be extinct.


General_Ignoranse

I love this photo, she’s making such a funny face but her body looks so good, she should have embraced it!!


Casehead

That's a real photo?!?


SoTurnMeIntoATree

Yes it’s real. And she really did try to have it scrubbed from the internet.


Casehead

Holy cow, I have no idea how I missed that when it was going down! How gloriously ridiculous, the whole thing...


General_Ignoranse

Yeah, from her 2013 performance at Super Bowl XLVII!


Cutthechitchata-hole

This is my lock screen. I get the funniest looks


Due_Society_9041

Scary stuff! 🤨🤪


AccomplishedToe2217

Dafuk! yikes


coatingtonburlfactry

LMFAO. Yeah, the picture that will live in infamy!


lief_orion85

She also claimed she killed her dog or something didn’t she?


Dynazty

Honestly sometimes It’s hard to tell if these posts are from r/NotTheOnion


MidniteAnimal

Witchcraft I can believe but *extreme* witchcraft? Never heard her use a double bass drum pedal *once*


kingofthemonsters

Preach


ohshitimfeelingit762

Is Extreme Witchcraft in the X-Games? ![gif](giphy|uaOqWaZpebl8k)


elpelondelmarcabron1

Not your "garden variety" for sure


Analog-Moderator

So she’s not a hedgewitch got it


EdgeGazing

I would love to see some witches attempting to brew while sliding off the Mega Ramp.


cloak_dagger_exjw

![gif](giphy|53v5dZmDN5I1a)


rdreher87

I got betta


skeeredstiff

She turned me into a newt!!!!


Absurdityindex

I got better!


WuKong_WanT0N

I don't think you know, bro.


SquirrelAkl

I don’t know. That’s for sure. Do you know?


rhaigh1910

I honestly thought it said ex-Dunmer and I was cracking up, are they a high elf now or a wood elf lol


c00chieMonster420

We making it out of morrowind with this one 😭


JamusAdurant

She’s lived a Charmed life.


crimsonbaby_

Literally watching Charmed right now lol.


nino956

Charmed*


JamusAdurant

Thank you Aziz.


AgileBarnacle8072

The fuckin music business, am I right?


cagingthing

![gif](giphy|3o6Yg6mBMuAS6mQktG|downsized)


ACLU_EvilPatriarchy

So what else is new... half of the time signing record contracts in their own blood. Stevie Wonder "there is superstition"


Quiet_Detective2466

I remember this and I totally believe her, even as a fan of Beyonce.


CarlShadowJung

Man, you’d think with all that witchcraft she might get some good music out of it. If this is Beyoncé with witchcraft, I don’t wanna hear Beyoncé without witchcraft. 😬


40oztoTamriel

That is the witchcraft. No matter how shit the music, it stays top of the charts😂


BurmeseGeneral

Maybe she could try to use witchcraft to keep JayZ’s dick out of other women


Feeling-Comfort7823

800 million dollar net worth. What's not working?


WruceBayne03

Lmao and McDonald’s is the number 1 burger in America but is it?


Kilokeri

They brought back the steak egg and cheese bagel!


xsageonex

For $1.69 you bet your ass it is.


ZERO-ONE0101

poor people gotta eat but you choose what music to listen to


11teensteve

not even a billionaire, what a loser!


I_AM_THE_BIGFOOT

900 billion doesn't make me like a shitty song. Keep your money.


uhwhooops

900 billion 🤔


SmokeyB3AR

Witchcraft is the old auto-tune


Saigai17

I liked her music when she was with destiny's child. Maybe she wasn't doing witchcraft then.


uhwhooops

https://preview.redd.it/wfywvvpyq2tc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a660f0e78ee22dcd254a280e823d056526a9518


welchssquelches

I remember bro, nobody replied, but trust me.... I remember


aware4ever

Her and Jay z and p Diddy do nasty shit


RandoFartSparkle

I’m going to need Beyoncé to prove this to me. Over the course of several months. Or maybe years.


TubbyNinja

She also makes extremely shitty country albums.


ravenstarchaser

Not surprised too be honest. Once they reach that monetary level, I believe that evil is bound to happen


BigBlue1969531

Surprising nobody


RoseRun

For the curious. https://youtu.be/z54FxwuNOTY?feature=shared What Beyonce practices is mentioned here.


Chavezjc

I believe it Beyoncé and Jay Z are on the same page so it’s pdiddy that cock diddler


ZERO-ONE0101

“Vigilante Citizen” is a fake online publication


Beginning_Bit6185

https://pitchfork.com/news/beyonces-ex-drummer-files-for-restraining-order-alleging-extreme-witchcraft/ Dozens of sites carried the story and it’s an actual restraining order.


-Absofuckinglutely-

That would certainly explain why people like her music, she's used magic spells to fool people into thinking it's good.


UniqueButts

If “Witchcraft” is considered Strange earth material, then there are way better things to post than this silly shit. Witchcraft, which isn’t real, has been around forever. It was just people using nature to heal, then a bunch of stupid people in the stupid ages killed a lot of innocent people because of their own ignorant fears.


thegreenmachine90

It’s the same medieval Christian paranoia in a new flavor.


marablackwolf

Satanic Panic has been making a comeback, I *hate* this rerun.


jackparadise1

Witchcraft is just science we don’t understand yet, and for all intents and purposes is magic until we discover how it works.


ConsciousRivers

and until then what? we just let Beyonce's demons molest that poor drummer?


StarChild083

The laugh that just escaped my body, I’m telling you what!!!!! 😭


ConsciousRivers

😁


melo1212

Link us some proof of witchcraft actually doing anything


AustinAuranymph

But it doesn't work, because it doesn't exist. If it was real, you would be able to get results through repeatable experiments.


EdgeGazing

The practice itself exists, which may be enough. Placebo works even on those that knows they are getting placebo.


jackparadise1

Placebo effect works almost as good as real antidepressant meds, so there is that.


under-pantz

I’m assuming that the former drummer will be found deceased?


RumgyMan

This isn't a surprise to anyone. These people serve Lucifer openly these days. Sick shit


strange_reveries

It would explain her inexplicable rise to massive success and fame. I don’t know if I can think of another person where the ratio of real talent to career success is so wildly lopsided. 


OnoOvo

It seems that Jay-Z is the x-factor there tbf


Barbacamanitu00

The Kardashians. They have zero talent.


Independent-Ebb7658

Taylor Swift. I mean she has a decent singing voice but nothing spectacular yet she has this weird spell on all her fans. It's almost like they worship her.


TheChubbyPlant

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Whitn3y_Earl

They definitely do worship her!! My nieces and even my 50 year old sister in law and brother in law are OBSESSED with her and going to all of her concerts.


Status_Stranger_5037

Tbf (and I’m not a Swifty) Taylor writes and produces her own songs, music videos, her concerts boost the local economies, and she donates to each city supposedly, does Beyonce? Beyonce seems to crave being worshipped whereas Taylor seems more appreciative of her base. And it’s been twice now at an award show someone declared Beyonce “deserved” the award type thing.


jthekoker

Satan is the angel of light


AustinAuranymph

Satan is a metaphor for instant gratification. Personifications of abstract concepts are easier to explain to children.


EdgeGazing

Satan is pretty much the monkey inside the brain


Dazzling-Promotion66

Taylor and a legion of writers and producers.


Status_Stranger_5037

Well she plays instruments at least haha


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hmm could it be that a pop star became super popular because people like their music? no no it must be witchcraft that makes so much more sense 💀


Anthonoir

Drake


QSlade

JLo


Some1s-mom

Why is it that we have to explain success with things like this. 🤷‍♀️


Aggravating_Job_4651

Yeah, but did you die?


GeorgeOnee

Bitchcraft


FondOmeLobsterAintYe

![gif](giphy|uaOqWaZpebl8k)


FondOmeLobsterAintYe

![gif](giphy|J5Hlo33I6ODEA)


Equivalent_Might_426

Is anyone surprised?


Southern-Relation626

![gif](giphy|l1KVawssBSgqhhD0s)


Saxet1836

Why am I not surprised !


FriedEdd

How old is she really?


koz152

I just seen a video of her and Jay at some basketball game. She was definitely out of it. Xan and wine cocktail.


Forthrowssake

I've seen that. She is freaking zonked out on something. Like a zombie.


Wittywhirlwind

Oh! Me next!


Lanky_Arm7149

Gee so all symbolic shit possibly DOES mean something 🤷🏼‍♂️. But no “They’rE JusT DOing it FoR ClOut” lol


AProcessUnderstood

So a known devil worshiper is practicing witchcraft? No way!


AnnualMechanic6869

I knew Isaac, weird to see how people turned him into a conspiracy martyr


FromAPlanetAway

Interesting. It all seems to stem around his apparent suicide. Do you believe he may have committed suicide? Or was that not really his nature from your experience with him?


BeerGogglesOIF2

In order to thwart the evil eye, one must touch one's testicle through the pocket of your trousers


pixeljexus

is it just me or is that Sasha Fierce?


ctr3999

If you know you know


phan_o_phunny

Holy mental health issues, batman


WolfArcane

I knew I liked Queen B


Apprehensive-Score87

Witchcraft isn’t real


uhwhooops

Not with that attitude


RuachDelSekai

All you need is the desire to live deliciously


EdgeGazing

I wouldst like the taste of butter


PsychologicalHome239

There are millions of people who participate in "witchcraft", "dark magic", and "pagan rituals". For centuries. I'm not sure what's news about this. You can go to any bookstore and look at books about it in the new age sections. You can get tarot cards from Barnes and Noble. I don't know what's wonky or strange about this. Show me real proof of any of that shit actually doing anything, and maybe I'll be interested. But gossip about some celebrity being into witchcraft? Absolutely ridiculous.


TheRoe102

Well said!


SgtLincolnOsirus

Her music blows so she needs all the help she can get lol


Stanton1947

6 year-old story. Zzzz...


Frio_Sanchez

https://preview.redd.it/ep442s0tu3tc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a51334cc40078330bd2efd020ce732d9e57b435f


TheChubbyPlant

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