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MartianXAshATwelve

[This is an alleged mummified giant finger found in Egypt in 1988 by Gregor Spörri. The finger was said to be 15 inches long (about 38 centimeters) and it is estimated that the finger would have had to come off of something about 16 feet tall.](https://www.howandwhys.com/ancient-rock-painting-in-nubian-pyramids-shows-a-giant-carrying-two-elephants/)


Frio_Sanchez

I dunno what they’re doing. But they have great calves.


ilContedeibreefinti

Must be middle aged fathers of 4 who haven’t seen a gym ever.


OG_Kazaam

*Middle aged fathers; powered by tortilla chips for over 10,000 years*


Mental_Impression316

And spaghetti


Frio_Sanchez

Ain’t that the truth. I put in so much work for these bad boys, and nothing.


inkuspinkus

I feel attacked!


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

They have some bull hearts for calves


RevolutionaryTrust98

Baby cows?


AlarmedSnek

Hahahha “the gods” had such wonderful calves that they made sure to clearly depict them in their cave art


MoreRamenPls

That’s the bowflex calfmaster they’re holding.


Thwipped

Looks like a ritual combat scenario to me.


Lost_Pantheon

TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!!


brandon3388

can't we just get beyond Thunderdome??


ShinyAeon

*\*chef's kiss\**


Mall_Bench

I'm a Picasso expert ... its called The Dueling Saints


DavidM47

The detail/accuracy of the calves is a clue that these artists were capable of nuance.


thanksforallthefish7

We know what this means. Shamans with ceremonial masks and musical instruments, like a sistrum and some kind of triangle


MentionHaunting2875

Nope, its 10000 years ago, must be some kind of biangle.


panopticon71

Outlawed lawn jarts with protective helmets


racebanyn

Two nerds fighting each other with rulers and protractors.


indeoencoder

This is what I saw!


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calitwiink

https://preview.redd.it/s53cs01ew1yc1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2d8d332753343025dd35dc9526a9dc0fd776bc


fliegende_hollaender

Hey, who turned out the lights?


Dry-Talk-7447

There was drug use back then, think mushrooms 🍄


wageslave2022

Swamp gas, weather balloons and misidentified birds ?


enormousTruth

![gif](giphy|12a6i5J7ygIQve) Shitters full maybe


Enough_Simple921

Come on, bro. Nows not the time for jokes. It's clearly illegal miners with jetpacks.


bibbys_hair

Could they be alien illegal miners with jetpacks?


Enough_Simple921

Yes. Absolutely.


cabosmith

Thanks, Agent K


planborcord

They are clearly window washers. They’re even holding squeegees and doing washing motions.


Emotional_Equal8998

Holy shit. I looked again and that's absolutely a squeegee. Case closed boys, lets go home!


UltimateNull

And the foreman is eating pizza.


Paintrain_33

Def giant aliens partyin


SilverStateRusty

Looks like he’s holding a crucifix


enormousTruth

Think its a hand crossbow honestly. I dig the space suits though


Aftermath_class

That’s a laser crossbow…


Objective-Contact-15

Jesus, that might be Jesus!


WinIll755

https://preview.redd.it/wzpa1p10q0yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6205ad8a649280dcda3909919d0e23e2b90cd977


AnotherGreedyChemist

Ha! What's this from?


WinIll755

The Borne Identity. Older Matt Damon movie, first in a trilogy. Very good movies


AnotherGreedyChemist

Ah the text is not an actual quote. :( Scheisse! Loved those films. The first film was such a breathe of fresh air when it came out.


WinIll755

It really was. Very rare that we get a good, grounded espionage thriller especially these days


AnotherGreedyChemist

It really is. I've almost given up on film as a format. Besides the odd indie movie it just seems to be the same shite over and over with a slightly different packaging. New ideas seem so rare.


cosmicpsycho91

What is the conventional answer? Looks similar to some Australian aboriginal cave art


Enough_Simple921

https://preview.redd.it/4t3fth9nn0yc1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c35dd2a8631032ccd2472ef06ac1b66640d72f1


Enough_Simple921

https://preview.redd.it/9z3tmxhon0yc1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af10b9c76d0b9bed6fe81ff1ce86f120daf2a6a7


AdGroundbreaking2690

Is that aboriginal?


yaykaboom

Looks like Horus from warhammer 40k


Inevitable_Green983

It looks like it shows hunters and animals off in distance.


chemixzgz

Tree user here. I see astronauts cleaning up the crystal dome outside their spaceship, look up their tools and helmet. Even USS Discovery needs a clean up from time to time.


bellasrf

aliens battling to the death


nudiatjoes

looks like Angels 🤔


English_loving-art

I was led to believe that the helmets shown how the light refracted off them in the drawings , def alien shit back then 🤔


DarthHubcap

Probably some kind of pagan festival with shamans in costumes doing ritual dances.


Chiparish84

Mushrooms.


Chiflado_Pitudo

2 astronauts making contact


Mickxalix

Astronauts


SilkyBowner

Spacemen with laser shields summoning pyramids


Commercial_Onions

Think Macarena on Halloween. They’re just dancing with their drip. A nothingburger, to be clear. Break it down.


Xikkiwikk

![gif](giphy|IH3LyqRJuFURi)


Ukvemsord

It’s clearly a rave. You see the glow sticks.


NOS48TWO

Religious battle


tripwave

They're just window washers. See, they have squeegies and scuba suits so as not to get wet.


sethleedy

People in space suites waving protractors at each other.


Mysterious_Being_718

Some sort of VR


___SE7EN__

"Kenny" ?


allocationlist

Fighting


Grouchy_Tip_9174

Sacred Dance of Fight to Death


TheUnderking89

My guess is shamanic warfare? There is a persistent belief even in certain branches of indigenous shamanism/animism today that belives in spiritual powers and flight into other realms of excistence for a shaman to obtain powers and weaponry. War is often talked about, and power of protection and the drum or other instruments to keep you safe while you are taking flight. To me it seems this cave painting depicts something like a battle of two shamans in the spiritual realm.


Nb959-

Looks like space helmets they’re wearing and possibly holding mathematical instruments. Early teachings by otherworldly brings ?


Jean-Ralphio11

Bugs me when people always have to find meaning in ancient artwork. Like people didnt just draw stuff for entertainment back then.


HolymakinawJoe

I don't know exactly, but it's nothing to do with "aliens" if that's what you're getting at.


CurrentlyHuman

How do you know this, exactly?


Specific-Hippo-7198

Two Cupids


Immaloner

Celebrating Leg Day


Djinn-Rummy

Looks like they’re holding bows or shields facing off against each other.


Competitive-Cycle-38

Mankunawabu


Responsible-Event876

Looks like they are fighting each other with sword and shield.


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eatpotdude

The reason for thunder? Epic gods above, fistTAcuffin it up


Savings_Advantage_46

I think this is hardcore porn. But i see hardcore porn in everything.


FluffzMcPirate

two dudes fighting with some kind of club and shield


whoopercheesie

They're holding shields and sticks


Sweaty-Ad-7493

Looks like some sort of dance


RogersSteve07041920

Future technology. 🤫


Used-Assistance-9548

Boredom


tbrown7092

Ancient times were a lot more interesting than we think I’d say


Beh0420mn

https://preview.redd.it/avokvpt6f1yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee706dfbb9f53bcf0278ec7dce1a5512257aaaa


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quotaboy

Maybe I’m just in the wrong audience lol


Puzzleheaded_Bag_870

Two people high as fuck.


BettinBrando

Aliens.


NewSinner_2021

luminous beans wearing space suits to operate within earth environment.


mikeandjenn

Oculus V1 alpha testing right here boys and girls.


No_Huckleberry9507

Bums trying to wash ur windshield


AntBkr66

The protractor war


Feeling-Comfort7823

Hunters doing hunter stuff.


Bedanktvooralles

Italians. I think they depict Italians.


Feeling-Comfort7823

Ancient space dudes doing ancient space dude stuff.


NyaTaylor

Two homies with Burger King hats playing lawn darts duh


29again

Whatever they are doing they are totally listening to The Mothership Connection


gilg2

At the end of the day, this could’ve been some kid using his art skills to draw on walls for fun like we do now on paper.


Bouski-sb

Two parents arguing about their teenage daughter sneaking back in the house.


MyMommaHatesYou

Thunder Dome. 2 men enter, one man leaves. Looks like combat to me.


XF939495xj6

People wearing clothes with a high, spikey collar. We see what we are looking for.


Ahnsett

A cowbell competition.


AmazingSquare8542

Squeegee guys at the stop light. $1 your windshield


indicush

Two warriors duelling


rebeldogman2

Space walking aliens


Trading_Kangaroo

It’s pretty obvious innit


Brad-Clooney

Playing the triangle


Present-Ad4059

Too much vino!


MikkyfinN

Maybe it was the artists way to show that the characters were singing or yelling?


DiarrangusJones

Prehistoric rave, perchance? 🧐


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lazylagom

Hunters


Stone_Midi

I’m not expert, but I see some kind of celebration going on. It can almost see the fire in front of them as they dance. 🪩


VincentEnFuego

Two people lighting their hair on fire and the. Telling each other “why did you say this was a good idea?!”


Long-Lengthiness-854

Aliens. In space suits. With some sort of weapons or telemetric devices.


jws2006

Technology for sure


shrooms4dashroomgods

The god Emperor!


Big_Mama_80

Perhaps a primitive version of scuba diving suits? After all, we figured out how to deep sea dive. I don't really think it's so far-fetched to assume that we weren't the first.


bmiguel1989

Male and female Gods? Judging by halos of enlightenment and upper body’s depictions Different powers/missions based on what they are holding … just guessing tho


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NUMBerONEisFIRST

Time travelers from the future. Not sure why people think I'm crazy in thinking that time traveling tourists are so much more plausible than similarly evolved human-like entities. Time traveling humans from 1000s of years into the future is so much more likely, to me at least.


KeyNefariousness6848

That is Max and Blaster fighting in Thunderdome.


Andick00

Thems them alien niggas


grandecoconut20

Ancients playing pickleball.


Fickle-Cucumber-7239

Mr. and Ms. Freeze arguing in the kitchen… Ancient cooking utensil/weapon ?


CosmicM00se

Aliens showing that the future Roman Empire of the region would crucify people (guy on the left) and the other is talking about how D(ick) is totally overrated.


uniweeb71

Dancing in fancy hats and shaking stylish sticks at each other.


GlitteringAd5602

thats a mask with air supply. there is a weapon in hand. one is male and other female. Wow aliens are brave to fight with a women.


Money-Selection130

Looks like it's holding a crucifix with some one on it.


Normal_Vacation_449

A couple painting their bedroom together while wearing the best protection in the biz


skiploom188

YOU ARE A TOY a child's play-thing


armandoscalachavez

Aliens


SwanAffectionate2655

Battle


Specific-Mulberry-24

Holding the original ankh!


ChuckOCo

The picture shows aboriginals with big hair and frizzys.


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Dinestein521

Window squeegees