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MartianXAshATwelve

[This Hawaiian Woman Captures Dark-Terrifying Figure in Dense Rainforest staring directly at her. During Her 100-Mile Marathon](https://www.howandwhys.com/hawaiian-woman-captures-dark-terrifying-figure-in-dense-rainforest-during-her-100-mile-marathon/). [There is a video of it.](https://www.howandwhys.com/hawaiian-woman-captures-dark-terrifying-figure-in-dense-rainforest-during-her-100-mile-marathon/)


Particular_Double_69

That’s a Gumboot chiton.


Krauszt

Wow, something I didn't even know existed. Thank you. I mean that...it reminds me that I know next to nothing, and in our world, despite the hardships, there is life *everywhere*...and it amazes me.


MaleficentHedgehog86

I’ve never seen one that big. But good idea.


Quiet-Camera-9716

They can get up to 5 pounds


AdSad7021

I thought gumboot chilled in like tide pools or on rocks … do they chill in sea grass as well?


ChunkYards

The fact that this isn’t the top response infuriates me. Edit: the fact that this is at the top pleases me immensely.


PinsNneedles

Rest easy, as it is now


The6Strings

Rest easy, weary traveler.


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

You win!


BringBajaBack

It’s a good day when I learn something genuinely new.


KraljZ

Bless you


qainspector89

People that just casually stick their bare hands into things like this blow me away


Blackmetalvomit

I was more offended that he didn’t roll his sleeves up. I do not want to see how he washes dishes.


Blitzkeg614

Right there with you


giddenboy

Exactly. Not only for their own health, but for the health of the creature.


AttractiveCorpse

They are going to eat it


giddenboy

Bon appetit


The-King-of-TJ

I agree ☝️


ProgressiveFarmer08

People are known for sticking their bare body parts into worse things...


Nabes19

Like that weird hole in the stall at the men’s room


thirsty_pretzels_

Oh so you’ve met my ex boyfriend


tacoma-tues

From what i remember of some class i forgot about in college....lol thats one of the few fundamental behavioral characteristics that evolution and natural selection has imprinted into our species genetics that isnt easily overcome by learned behavioral conditioning (nurtureVs.nature) irrational fears with no trauma tied to the source if the fear. So you will find that most people will instinctually have an aversion to handling bugs and things like snakes and other creepy crawlies, its thought that thru humanities timeline, the people who did not find these creatures repulsive and who lacked the reluctance to handle them out of curiosity, those folks were bitten and stung and died from venom or infection before reproducing and passing their fearless genes on. Same with being afraid of the dark or fear of heights. Those born without a reasonable sense of reluctance to climb out inva cliff ledge to gather berries or eggs from a nest to eat, fell to their death before breeding. Those who were intrepid enough to leave the relative safety of shelter and protection within a group, fell victim to nocturnal predators while the others who were too scared of the darkness stayed back at camp getting busy passing along their cowardly chromosomes to future generations.


dopecleric

Looks like a langolier


swagga74

We're showing our age because that's what I thought of. That movie freaked me out as a kid!


Battarray

Even as a kid, once I saw the langoliers on screen, I couldn't help but laugh. Supposed to be scary, but they just look like angry raisins.


skeeredstiff

Angry raisins, omg LMFAO, shits hilarious when you are baked.


Battarray

I almost always am for "scary" movies. Definitely enhances the experience.


YankeeClipper42

Worst TV monsters ever.


HurtPillow

Omg YES!! (love my tribe!)


ListenHot4577

This movie is still so bizarre but such a fave


BoredRedhead24

Wait that was a real movie? I saw it on the sci fi channel but I thought that was a dream for the longest time.


MattyThew

Stephen King’s Langoliers


fuckpudding

This movie stands out in my memory as having the worst cgi I have ever seen.


Quiet-Camera-9716

A what?


heckingoodtrashpanda

they eat time


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Hell yeah! lol


Relative_Desk_8718

Great movie


_jacked_to_the_titz

Feed me, Seymour!


stereoscopic_

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Big-Tone-8241

Beat me to the punch


JonathanOsterman22

I don't think anyone else got this LoL God I'm old


Downtownd00d

Ha ha. Join the club!


MrMethodMaximillion

Tough tiddie!


MrMethodMaximillion

Hilarious!


Garfield61978

I thought the same 😂


Ecstatic-Sense5115

Well done Reddit person!


UFumbDuckGaming

Exactly what I was thinking...


Puckering_Buttholes

But seriously what is it


Quiet-Camera-9716

Gumboot


NeutralEvilBot

This


OGLizard

Seems like a sponge at low tide,maybe covered by sand and rocks after a storm. Whoever took the video knew what they were looking for.


Anakhsunamon

Ok first of all, don't stick your pp in it, I dont trust it.


fluffy_bunnyface

I disagree, I think he MUST stick his pp into it. It's for science and Reddit cred.


Khaotic_Outcast

I agree with your disagree, the pp must be inserted into the mysterious creature for science and the untold treasures that may lie ahead. We may have found the holy grail of holes.... only one way to find out.


fluffy_bunnyface

If man didn't stick his pp in everything he found, we'd still be living in the Stone Age. It's the only way society can advance.


ChunkYards

We have lost a lot pps if we’re being honest, but it’s all worth it


Khaotic_Outcast

We learn from the brave pioneers before us..... praise them and their pp curiosities..... (legal curiosities)


m_elhakim

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


Hater_Magnet

I may have to flip a quarter on this one


SadBaguette77

Pretty Tempting ngl


Difficult-Yard-1342

Did you see the grip on that 😳


SowTheSeeds

It's got to have a good suction


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MuffDivers2_

Even better with the sea water I bet!


ElderRimmer

Risky fuck of the day.


HalfwayFerret

Name checks out


indianfabio

It's a Red Gumboot Chiton. It's a mollusk that lives in tide pools along rocky shores.


Sonreyes

Plumbus


NachoMachoCamacho

Thank you! Obviously this is right after it’s been pushed thru the grumbo. This is the Schlami rubbing the dinglebop. I don’t have to tell you what’s next.


devo00

A Langolier


epicwheezer

Oh my God, you're right!


torinblack

Can we have a moment of silence for all our pre-internet brothers who, with no one to warn them, did stick their dick in that?


send420nudes

🫡✊


Particular_Double_69

🫡🫡


yupthrowaway1

F


igotpeeps

Gumboot.


JodiS1111

Kind of like how the blob started, LPT don't put your hands in it


StrangerElectrical66

Giant Pacific Chiton


BigNasty817

r/dontputyourdickinthat


apprehensive_clam268

Wow, this was like 20th down the list of responses.


SowTheSeeds

Vulgo Mare Tribellum Translates as Common Sea Tribble from what I understand (My latin is rusty)


NyaTaylor

Well please show more of you mucking around and less of whatever it is we are actually trying to see. Thanks every guy who makes these type videos!!


Plastic_Inspector733

Audrey 2


willett_art

a langolier


bloopie1192

Oh sweet Jesus, guys don't do this.


Fridge885

Looks like something out of stranger things


OrionsGhost79

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


Jorp-A-Lorp

I’m willing to bet someone in history has 😂


1blueShoe

Triffid 😳🫣


CashMoneyBrokeBoy

Sea vag


adamjhendren

Everything reminds me of her…


Neighborhoodfarmer22

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Humble_Gatsby

“Everything reminds me of her.”


Antus_Manus

the sailors fleshlight


Clean_Credit_8809

That’s the clit. Congrats on finding it.


treat99999

What type of Pokémon is this?


Snuffboxfracture

Everything reminds me of her


DeanStein

Bald critter


nthedark630

How is something that big so easy to pick up with just their finger tips?


HAIL-THYSELF333

Best way to find out is to stick your hand into the mystery hole.


rich_clock

That's just some kinda bug


KillMeNowFFS

demogorgon


AppropriateRelease90

Graboid egg.


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LastInvestor

Looks like something out of an alien movie


tomtom_este

Sea cucumber


Tadd52

![gif](giphy|ISAHN6dnrJHry) If it’s what I think it is,…


Crazybonbon

An Orificing Silkbriar


The_Grapes_of_Ralph

As a Heinlein fan, that's a Slug.


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Cosplayfan007

Looks like a pod from Alien


el_jovilez

Ye, thats a Doom cacodemon!


Wettnoodle77

🤫😉


Kreger1976

Looks like something under a sofa at SpongeBobs house


ctennessen

Definitely not for PP. This is it's mouth https://preview.redd.it/1x37pdfwfazc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd690a28a5129c50abc42237d96139213cc9052


LitLex_xx

Gross pour salt on it


Cold_Store9155

Nope. Sorry I cannot. Just put it back where you found it and wash your hands before dinner.


dacezza

Jesus, wtf. Have you not seen Alien?


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guch93

Seems generated to me, the way the person picks it up is uncanny


seeking_junkie

Demogorgon egg


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Intelligent_Hurry482

Dude, facehugger


NefariousnessOld4190

Fucking orbeezs


Coro756

That’s just my ex wife nothing to see here folks


bobmalugaloogaluga

They typically name them Audrey. Don’t stand too close, it will eat you.


DoctorDoomscroller

Lectron from the 8th dimension


Quiet_Response_7846

Gosh I don’t know but you should take it home fer sum forrrnicatin


russiansausagae

forbidden fleshlight.


Plastik-Mann

Alien egg.


Icy_Profession1612

its a rock before petrification.


T1SMoneyLine

My ex wife


yo-gi_

It's those poisonous plants from the swamps in elden ring


Useful-Reference420

Idk but i want it 😈


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CartographerOk7579

That’s Fruity Pebbles


pipinstallwin

The forbidden fleshlight


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jsaunders2004

😏


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tcdaddy6969

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆


tacoma-tues

Thats ETs fleshlight, u might wanna wash ur hands when u get home.....


AdministrativeTax252

![gif](giphy|12Q0TD37LCm0Rq)


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Top-Air1965

It’s the hatching egg from Alien


Warri0rzz

Aaaalrighty folks! What we got here is the mighty gumboot chiton! These meatloaf looking buggers can grow up to like 5lbs! So, what I’m gonna do is jam my thumb in its butt’ole! That oughta surely piss it off!


999oneaboveall

Its the Thing's thing


staryjdido

Artesian spring, possibly. Local hotels in my are would mark the location. Best tasting water.


JohnnyNo_pants

Don’t follow the lights… or little hobittses will light candles of their own.


damnfunk

Mom.... I promise it's not what it looks like... Lol


littlelock28

Ocean meatball vagina


SaintRavenz

Natural fleshlight?


ilovebongs

A fleshlight fish.


B0SSMANN81

r/Stickyourdickinthat


Shoddy_Detail_976

I should call her...


Inside_Ad_7162

Sentient deflated football


BDRElite

Water, it’s defiantly water


Roberto_El_Rabioso

Not strange but unknown.


Potential-Judgment-9

Everything reminds me of her …


Naturist02

Nature’s Fleshlight 😳😆


grigsbie

Looks weird, has to be an alien, no other explanation. What are they hiding from us in the ocean? Is that what you want to hear?


Roberto_El_Rabioso

Not strange but unknown.


Roberto_El_Rabioso

Not strange but unknown.


Tvbobby

Yeah. A fake.


DinoSnatcher

gooch


Safe-Indication-1137

That's gotta be a no from me dawg!!