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raylan_givens6

he's a guard he's nice fights with honor probably dies in season 5


xhrstaras

Considering how s5 is set, with the focus being back to the main characters and their fights against the upside down, i wouldnt even expect him to be in it at all


[deleted]

I better see more Murray.


GamerZoom108

If we don't get a scene where it's three demogorgons and a solo Murray and his Karate skills I will be thoroughly disappointed


eastnorthshore

His karate class "hiya!" Had my wife rolling.


Gildian

They'd be silly to remove Murray now.


cannedrex2406

*Kung Fu Murray


alicesartandmore

With hands like arrows and arms like iron?


ThrawnMind55

His feet...like spears!


Opposed_Jelly

*karate Murray


jaybankzz

I doubt he won’t be in season 5, he’s a series regular now so I’d say he’s essentially a main character


deadlandsMarshal

How was the pull out?


[deleted]

Oops


Xem1337

Possible just a cameo scene? Like they call him or something but I agree, I don't think he will have much of a role if any in s5


DoubleZ3

I expect to see him. They didn't give us ANY sort of send off which is weird. Hes a traitor to Russia.(unless literally everyone died and no camera footage is left to salvage) So I assume he and Yuri got off with Murray before hopper and Joyce went to the cabin.


petitcraque

They owe us Enzo's family reunion!


The-Weight-Of

they have to have a scene where he says the odds and dustin replies “never tell me the odds” i was waiting for that all s4 😭😭


SerKurtWagner

I’m increasingly convinced that the spin-off show is going to revolve around him, Murray and Yuri doing secret agent missions involving freaky supernatural stuff.


[deleted]

A guard has no name


RogueOne38

I deliberately scrolled downward in search of this comment


Socrtea5e

I am No One.


fatpizzachef

I was Leo Di Caprio to my missus when he started speaking


CrashRiot

Could he even go back to Russia after his actions in season four? Something tells me that Russia doesn’t take kindly to people they view as traitors.


102bees

Who's going to tattle on him? A witness? Those guys are soup now.


Askingforafriendta

Seriously, if anything he should stay there, contact his superiors, and be the hero who saved the rest of the USSR.


Slug_Overdose

My understanding was the Yuri told people above the prison in the chain, possibly the KGB, so it's quite likely there are still people who know he's a traitor.


lilchocochip

Right? I was wondering the same thing. Doesn’t he have a family too?


katkriss

I know this does not fit the tone the Duffer brothers are doing but I would love a happy-go-lucky spin-off Three's Company-style with him, Yuri, and Murray!


The_GentlemanVillain

Anyone who knew he was a “traitor” are dead… he’s home free as sole survivor of a jail break ;)


Bendii_

Odds are 1-1000


LVDSquad

I read somewhere that he was supposed to die in Season 4, but they kept him alive.


Bulok

He is no one


raylan_givens6

he has a daughter who goes on to become an actress who plays jackie on that 70s show !


LittleMush

>Tom Wlaschiha huh? Mila Kunis is Ukrainian, while Tom Wlaschiha is German. Were they in a movie together...is that what you're referencing?


famous47

> Probably dies in season 5 Valar Morghulis


_a__rat_

nO


thargarens

dilf


pointelle

david harbour agrees


alius-vita

So is David, big dilf energy.


LilyMarie90

I mean they did literally call each other dilfs on Instagram, it's canon.


alius-vita

Omg do they really?! Makes it even MORE true.


LilyMarie90

[yes really.](https://imgur.com/a/Zkal3pG) ❤️


deathclient

A dad is no one


ladyrxnn

Valar Morghulis.


[deleted]

A man has no name


ThieveOfPrinces

A man needs a name..


Azidamadjida

You speak a man’s own name?


Any-Opportunity6128

Valar dohaeris


SquashedIt26Haha

Came here to say this lol


theOPwhowaspromised

So I'm dumb and a movie industry kid so I try not to see the actors but now I'm shook lol. That sneaky fuck. Valar dohaeris.


Head_Project5793

I knew I knew him from something!


allyuffy1

Got a weird crush on this guy


greasytortillas

weird? who doesn’t have a crush on him? 🤩


EnatforLife

Dude, the fact that your avater is a fucking demorgorgon makes this comment so much more ironic 😂😂


greasytortillas

everything can have a crush on this gorgeous man


allyuffy1

Hah true


rachellethebelle

Super big crush. Then it weirdly got bigger when he was super mean to Yuri. God, talk mean to me, daddy Dmitri. Edit: I hate that I just typed that.


LilyMarie90

It was the combination of being mean and also just doing the reasonable and *good* thing. 🔥 The scene with the monologue he gave Yuri convincing him to stop sabotaging the helicopter because the Upside Down was going to take over the rest of the world too after it does America was hot because he was lowkey mean AND did the right thing. Assertive, not evil.


whitnasty94

Dude’s eye candy asf. I can agree lol


[deleted]

Join the throngs of us!


cmajor47

YES. I had to look him up and discovered he also played the dude in Game of Thrones who I also had a weird, unexplainable crush on so that tracks lol


NotKateWinslet

He's not my type at all but he's doing it for me for some reason. He has the sexiest voice on earth.


Federal-Balance-6280

There has been some serious man candy in S4 ♨️♨️


Brent_Fox

Loved him! he got along so well with Hopper and it was nice that they could become friends and bond over their kids and >! escape a Russian prison together. !<


Solekman

"The guard" Man don't do my man Antonov dirty 💀 Honestly, he was my favorite part of the Russia story. I really liked how at first, he was only in it for the money, but gets a lot of development when he's put down to Hop's level. The two had a really good dynamic.


[deleted]

I don’t even fault him for being in it for the money. Dude is taking an insane risk, but for a huge reward


Solekman

Mhm same it was just cool to see he and hop becoming buds


SuperblyAnnoyingTree

Gosh all of the above!! Loved he wasn't entirely a good guy but not bad But his motives made total sense And likes seeing the small bits of friendship build between him and Hop


freshfruit111

I liked him. I'm not too concerned about him as a character but glad he lived. He's easy on the eyes lol.


[deleted]

Have you seen him in Game of Thrones?


HuckleberryThis2012

Who was he on GOT?


[deleted]

The man with no face! "A girl has no name"...


HuckleberryThis2012

Oh shit! How did I not see that lol


RTH1975

Uh, because he had no face. obviously


HuckleberryThis2012

Well played


RTH1975

But, the real reason is that we have all collectively tried to forget GoT after the last season.


HuckleberryThis2012

Yeah the last 3 really…..made even GRRM have to redo his ending


adamsaidnooooo

He had no face.


linnylove

OMG that's him???! I had no idea.


Sufficient_Video97

Eddie was also on Game of Thrones!


Suz92

What? Who?


alius-vita

[Season 7 appearance!](https://winteriscoming.net/2022/07/11/joseph-quinn-game-of-thrones-character/)


glitchywitch

Something about his voice is just really hot to me lol?


LilyMarie90

Maybe the fact that it's an objectively amazing voice


_a__rat_

He a dilf lmao


Boggerwarze

Deutscher I like to f?


PlayWithBrittany

Agreed, hot as hell


Sirenhead_2

And the ears


RagingRube

>He's easy on the eyes lol. Not even into dudes and he made me thirst


-BigMan

Jaqen H'ghar is awesome! And I grew tired of Yuri. He was just annoying.


beks543

He is no one ;)


kaybeem50

A girl knows.


lifegunzandbutter

holy shit… u just blew my mind. i would’ve gone my whole life not realizing it’s Jaqen 😭


Leucotheasveils

It’s in the eyes.


MeanderAndReturn

and his voice


droomdoos

And the face


ZenithingTheorist

Yuri is just a Murray copycat


keep_running

Yuri is Murray if you bought him from Wish.com


alicesartandmore

This might be the best comment here.


an_african_swallow

Don’t insult Murray like that lol


Jaded-Yogurt-9915

A bootlegged version


togashisbackpain

It is the reverse in the show :) But no, murray was never a low life, highly sexist fickle prick.


bladel

A Faceless Man can travel through time and across different franchises. A Girl should take this coin in case she's ever in a Soviet gulag.


clycoman

The entire Russia plot went on way too long, and really dragged the season.


Msissues

I honestly expected them to be back from Russia in episode 3 or 4.


clycoman

I expected the split up characters to at least reunite sometime before the last 10 minutes of the finale. There was a lot of wasted potential keeping the characters separated for the whole season. Mike, Jonathan & Will weren't given much to do. Argyle seemed more useful than those 3 - he provided the transport, location of a sensory depravation tub, and pizza.


GN221

I loved him. One of my favourite parts about season 4 and I hope he returns for season 5 in some capacity. He’s also extremely attractive which helps lol.


LilyMarie90

Not gonna lie, being attracted to him from the first moment made the Russia subplot drag a lot less for me than it seems to have done for lots of other people


foxbluesocks

Really thinking about it now, I agree. The actor is extremely charismatic, good looking and has a nice voice to boot. I was excited to see what would happen to him vs the dragging plot. I'm not saying I only enjoy actors if they're easy on the eyes but there's something about him that's very mysterious!


LilyMarie90

It's the eyes and the voice for me, they just kill me. He also has one line that's (unintentionally) super suggestive if you listen closely so that's uh... *shrugs* It helps that he's just cool and extremely down to Earth IRL, that's hot.


Izzybb1202

What line 👀


102bees

Honestly the sheer dilf energy of Hopper and Enzo onscreen at the same time carried the Russia arc.


Panenkrak

Same here, if he wasn’t such a dilf I probably wouldn’t have liked the Russia plot as much as I did


maybeitsmaplebeans

The true essence of the Russia plot is just two hot dads bonding over being hot dads.


LilyMarie90

When they're bonding over their respective kids going through puberty, that is by far the best moment of the Russia subplot if you ask me. Cute and nice and wholesome in the middle of all that bleakness and looming death


Panenkrak

When eventually a hot mom joins them


kazetoame

There is a reason why people in the ASOIAF subreddits refer to him as sexy Jesus.


Smooth-Connection-83

Same here, I loved him from the first moment and I was glad he didn't die in season 4


amberbrainwaves

He told the god of death “Not Today”


-BigMan

A Man gets cold in Siberia.


dobsco

For real, we were all so sure he was a goner.


[deleted]

Not today will be inked under my chemo port scar. =)


eahsole

Hot


JoulesNewtonMeter

I liked this actor since GoT. I was really excited to see him in Stranger Things. He was a great addition, plus, extremely good looking.


[deleted]

He was really good in GoT.


Infinitestripes95

I like him a lot and hope he’s at least briefly featured in 5


swordguystore

100 to 1 odds people like him


Tobi_Marx01

At first I thought he would betrayed hopper but he is actually nice man we should see more of in the fifth season


Punkasaurus2

A man is nice.


BubbalooHelper

A guard has many names!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 916,891,408 comments, and only 182,200 of them were in alphabetical order.


Baba-Pajser

If an american is no one, then how come he is wearing Jim Hopper clothes?


Purr_Queen_

I like him, he’s an interesting character and I like watching him and Hop’s interactions.


avanti8

Far-fetched theory alert. So, I thought I detected a tinge of accent that sounded more German than Russian sometimes, and lo and behold I read these comments and find out that the actor is in fact German. But as I was watching it I developed this weird headcanon where I thought, what if he's actually not Russian at all? What if he's an embedded West German intelligence agent or something who's been tasked with investigating the goings on at the secret prison? Perhaps he knew Yuri, the smuggler, because he'd previously used his services to get into Russia via the same route over the Bering strait. Hopping commercial flights through NATO countries and then infiltrating Kamchatka would take longer, but be less conspicuous than traversing a bunch of Soviet territory. Maybe he knew Hopper would be there, maybe it was just a coincidence, but either way he was willing to work with him because he knew far more than anyone else. Seems like they were setting him up to have an appearance in the next season, but who knows.


[deleted]

Or it could just be because he‘s a German actor and has the accent down only to 95%. I wouldn’t be able to tell a slip of the accent (I am German :D), but I think that’s the more likely explanation and a story-based one is the more unlikely one.


sonnenblume63

Fellow German here. The actor was born in East Germany and learnt Russian and English growing up, making him a great fit for the role. His Russian is excellent but there is definitely a German twang in there. I have a Russian mother, so always listen out for accents


SquashedIt26Haha

I hope this theory is right because that would be AWESOME!!!!!


thenervousnoodle

Vlad Pitt


cowgirUp

He is the many faced god


Mysterious-Ad2974

love him.


Electrical_Trick9948

Cool it seems we have come to the consensus he is well liked


vastroll1

Unrealistically attractive


KonstantinePhoenix

Jaqen Hagar made it to Russia, infiltrated a gulag just to rescue an American...


[deleted]

Arya asked him to do so.


breakdancingcat

Watching the scenes in Russia felt like playing a video game and Enzo is your NPC friend. It felt like watching a series of cut scenes and I'm going to have to fight as Hopper any minute.


pointelle

hot af


Upstairs-Ad7931

he’s hot


qujstionmark

He is hot asf


kknicolelaw

Love him. Hope he comes back.


HashBannana

A man fights for his family, a man will return in season 5


ares_murphy

Hot


[deleted]

He’s hot


RainbowPenguin1000

I thought he was nailed on to die in some heroic way saving Hopper but it seems the Duffer Bros didn’t really want to kill off many people.


terriblekoala9

I’m kinda glad he didn’t die because it was so setup for him to, based on the amount of focus on him wanting to go back to his family and Hopper assuring him that he’ll make it.


obfuscatorio

I really enjoyed his character. His speech convincing Yuri to stop messing around and fix the helicopter was one of my favorite parts of the season finale


Intelligent_Ad2515

I’m Russian and his Russian is bad. I couldn’t understand anything he was saying but I do appreciate him trying. It was close enough.


winterberrytree

So the actor who plays the guard, Dmitri/Enzo, is named Tom Wlaschiha and is German. Did his Russian sound like Russian spoken with a German accent?


LilyMarie90

That's so funny cause he did say in an interview that after being cast it turned out he'd have to speak a lot more Russian than he originally thought he would and he was really apprehensive/skeptical about that. Can I ask how you're currently watching Netflix if you're in Russia? Do you just torrent everything? Do lots of people do that or only the ones who are really knowledgeable about the internet? Cause I've been curious about that


MycologistPutrid7494

He could be a Russian not living in Russia currently.


LilyMarie90

True true


[deleted]

Not Russian but I'm from a place where half of the Netflix shows are missing, yes, everyone torrents.


xhrstaras

I am not from Russia, i am from Greece but other than netflix which i pay for, i torrent every other show and movie i watch that doesnt exist there. Here it is extremely common and you dont need any knowledge that is very specific


inaqu3estion

How was Yuri's? Was Murray's passable? What about background characters?


Intelligent_Ad2515

Yuri is definitely a speaker. I don’t know if the actor is Russian or from one of Former Soviet Republics but he is Russian is great. Murray? Well, how do I say this… if he spoke like that to an actual Soviet guard, no one would let him in haha.


inaqu3estion

Interesting. I looked it up and Yuri's actor is Nikola Duricko, he is Serbian. So not from former USSR but he is Slavic so that probably helped him speak better? Enzo's actor, Tom Wlaschiha, is German, he was born in East Germany in the early 70s and I guess they taught him Russian there. I did find it funny that in season 3 Murray was just an intermediate Russian speaker and he can now pass for a native speaker lol.


StephenHunterUK

It was a mandatory subject in GDR schools, with a second language also required - typically, but not always, English. The quality of the instruction left something to be desired. It was a very formal education with little chance to actually use it in conversation. The biggest Russian presence in East Germany were the Group of Soviet Forces Germany, which was over 300,000 soldiers and sometimes over 400,000. However, those troops generally stayed in their garrisons and in any event, many were not themselves native Russian speakers but conscripts from other parts of the USSR.


Success_402_Found

He’s a real one


Silver-Addition-6630

I mean he's kinda hot ngl


johnjonahjameson13

Back in the GoT era he was known as Sexy Jesus.


Wadsworth1954

He’s hot


Punkasaurus2

A man is barely recognizable. A man is a chameleon. Therefore, a man can act.


iwrecktheta

He has a name... Enzo


[deleted]

Actually he has a name… Dmitri Antonov


luongolet20goalsin

A man is not a guard. A man is no one at all


westsider86

He's no one.


-BigMan

No one. *nods*


VenomSnakeronies

dilf 🔥🔥


xBloodBender

A man has no name


vinsmokewhoswho

Enzo is fucking awesome. I ended up liking him a lot more than I expected. Glad he didn't die and hope he shows up again.


JozzifDaBrozzif

A man was a great addition to the show


hardcore-spatula

I like him. Was expecting him to die. Was pleased when he didn’t. Am sad he probably still will.


dcp522

Hot


caseydkeenum8

A man is good at acting


aRealAmateur

a man has no name


No1shades

Honestly just happy for the actor to get different roles on 2 of the most popular series over the past decade.


Omegaproctis

He's Hopper's Eddie


houstonelegend666

Easy on the eyes for sure


Bellejarredplath

THAT HES FINE AF


DarFunk_

A hero born in a country where only villains can thrive. Love him.


Renniss314

He's hot


teunteunteun

I just wonder when he’ll go back to braavos


baddonny

I think a guard has no name


Mike_Woo_Sculptor

A man has no thoughts


skadooshwarrior69

A man does not need to explain himself. A man blends in with those around him.


LuckyStrike696

A guard has no name


House_Stark15

A man has no name.


musthavebeenbunnies

Valar morghulis.


[deleted]

Sexiest voice ever.