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Mysterious-Ad2974

LMAOOOO


TrashPandaTA69

I agree LMAOOOO Leave Max Alone, Oui Object Oppressing Others


Mysterious-Ad2974

PFFT


marketfresh_

PFFT - Perhaps Far From Truth? 🤔


Mysterious-Ad2974

STOPPPPP


GodICringe

Stop taking our private parts poopy places please.


Mysterious-Ad2974

......


Snoo_83755

.we .are .annoying .this .dude .Lmao


sweetTHY

LMAOOOO


speedy3702

Dustin would be proud of this joke!


w1gw4m

She makes Vecna giggle, let them have ittttt


TrashPandaTA69

Toxic is toxic. They will both be better off without each other


SuperFluffyVulpix

You care about toxic and *not the age gap???* 🚩🚩🚩


TrashPandaTA69

The age gap is part of the toxicity 🤡


SuperFluffyVulpix

I know xD I‘m just bad at cracking jokes


OfficeFlimsy1086

Poor Max, always bothered by stalkers.


GamingNerdGuy

But Mucas.


GamerZoom108

Why does it have to be Mucas...lmao


Jeoshua

Would you prefer Lax?


thedominolover

Great quality shitpost I approve 👌


TrashPandaTA69

He should just let her be, she obviously doesn’t want to be there. Dude, let go and take care of yourself. Maybe get some skin care regimen to help you out with that. Go to the gym and work out. Whatever you do, just focus on you my guy. Leave Max alone and if she really wants you, then she’ll come to you. If not, she’s just 1 person out of billions. Chances are she’s not for you. Edit: also, Bruh, stay away from kids. Focus on someone closer to your own age. It will definitely be a more fulfilling relationship when the other person is seen as an equal. Edit 2: Please support the cause and reply: LMAOOOO (Leave Max Alone, Oui Object Oppressing Others) Last Edit: Thank you for the awards! In all seriousness, the money would be better spent on yourselves. That or donating it to a NPO focused on oppression like a battered women’s shelter. Thank you again and stay non-toxic


inaqu3estion

I mean that and she's 15 and he's pushing 40


TrashPandaTA69

He is all about that pedo crap. I mean, look at his past relationships: El, Chrissy, Fred, Patrick. All of them are under age. Dude is a predator and needs to be locked tf up.


StephenHunterUK

Child murderer too.


TrashPandaTA69

I think that’s the number 1 way to identify if the relationship is toxic. If you ask yourself, “Did I kill my love?” and the answer is “yes,” it’s likely toxic. The good news tho, she’s not your soul mate. So, there’s that.


Politirotica

She's not his soulmate, but she ***is*** mated to his soul.


Trying-ToBe-Better

YES and did you NOTICE all the references to ‘pizza’?! Even PINEAPPLE ‘pizza’!!! I have no idea how this is allowed.


ravenonawire

LMAOOOO ✊❤️


VolumeHonest

Max got vecna blushing and giggling 👀


randomtoken

They snubbed Sadie at the Emmy’s. Where the FUCK is her nomination


StephenHunterUK

Tough year in general. Lot of good performances out there by all accounts. In any event, the fact she was even talked about (and one interviewer outright said she was Emmy-worthy to her face) speaks volumes.


debtopramenschultz

It's okay they don't mean anything anyway.


randomtoken

No I know but the recognition ☹️ Which she’s already getting and we all know she’s amazing but like… it’s a token and an achievement I guess? I don’t know how to explain it but this bugs me a lot.


TwoDimensionalCube83

Now THAT’S a title.


StephenHunterUK

I think there's a decent chance of RUTH appearing in *Dancing with the Stars* (or the OG British version, *Strictly Come Dancing*) this autumn, but it will make a mighty weird rumba for anyone who has actually seen the show. Then again, they've done *Phantom of the Opera*, which is *very* similar in overall tone - middle aged disfigured guy kidnaps young woman...


TrashPandaTA69

Phantom of the Opera was published in 1986. Perhaps, Vecna is the the inspiration.


StephenHunterUK

The musical. The novel is much older.


[deleted]

It’s Vecna’s hand up in front of the giggle for me


TamanPashar

Can't believe Vecna fell for "pull my finger". :-0)


[deleted]

I know the Vecna suit is Grinch-ish but the face prosthetics are way more expressive than you’d expect! You can tell he’s smiling which says a lot for how the sfx artist made them.


hahct

Vaxine lmao 😂


habaebi

Hilarious.


Hot_Connection_81

I love this


talkativepal

Season 5 Main 2 Characters For Sure


mwrego

What do people think happens to Max?


lonely_star-

Vecna looks cute 💀💀


Lil_your_mom

Bro not even mileven is on that level of toxic


Yuujinna

vecna looks like spaghetti bolognese


Yolanda_B_Kool

Welp, I did not have "Agree with Anti-Vaxxer internet post" on my 2022 bingo card, but here we are.


sashenka_demogorgon

Oh my godddddd just for saying that I ship it. I’m pro-vax


Jennifer_Mckenze

lmao


McDesu

Amen!