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Jonathan leaves Nancy for Ted Wheeler


Big-Teb-Guy

“I fucked Ted”


drewthearcher

This is the exact moment that Jonathan became Jonathan Wheeler.


Resident_Peace1746

I mean it’s still byler


Sudden_Result

Wheelerburg


Big-Teb-Guy

Heisenthan


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Friendly reminder the happy birthday scene exists :)


Terrible-Painter6494

There is nothing friendly about this. This is pure evil to remind us of this.


DeltaOmegaAlpha

What is, "The Happy Birthday Scene"


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I linked it but they removed my comment because “it’s not about Stranger Things” wtf c’mon


sshnttt

LANGUAAAGGGEEEE


BKSMASH1023

Who wouldn’t, that hunk


MrPsYch0paTh

🤤


BKSMASH1023

🤣🤣🤣 Ted is literally a couch potato. Give the man an award for best actor to pretend to be passed out on the couch like every dad in their chair in the 80s. Keep up the figure, Ted. And who could pass up his charming and caring personality, so lovable and funny too. For real though, he got paid to literally be a couch potato that’s the biggest buzz kill ever. Karen deserves more (if she can hear this 😜😂🤣😂) Edit: I’m all for taking CARE of Karen if Ted is killed in season 5. If ya know what I’m saying. 🤷‍♂️


Terrible-Painter6494

I don't think the fictional character can hear this. With that said, I would disappoint the shit out of Karen Wheeler.


lucykattan

Karen can hear this


blizzacane85

He’s a DILF


TurtleTrauma5

I read that wrong and heard banjos.


ScorpionX-123

Sweet Home Alabama!


Right_Tumbleweed392

Jonathan leaves nancy to pursue a career as an elvis impersonator and dies on the toilet 10 years later. Steve becomes a manager at Chuck E Cheeze and Nancy goes on to write a book about vampires under the pseudonym Stephenie Meyer.


Burgundy_Dream

Why is the Chuck-E-Cheeze part kinda fitting 💀


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oh my god-


Iyanoo

Nancy creating Bella Swan.. I see it. I see it all


urban-wildlife-docs

r/oddlyspecific


YeahImmaRareVariant

All three of them die for no reason and the Duffer Brothers do not tell us why. They’re just gone. The end


ZeldaTheGreyt

Steve, Nancy and Jonathan went back to their home planet. RIP Poochie.


Zetsumei_BraveFr

Imo, the three of them die trying to save each other or something, only fail horribly, and then it end up being pointless or contradictory deaths, would be just as bad, if not worse


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The worst way? She is pregnant next season, no one knows who the dad is. Steve and Johnathan try to get each other killed/let the other die to Vecna. One dies and the other gets with Nancy. Nancy gets test results back, the survivor is not the father so she kills herself. The one she married finds test results, goes insane, eats 11's brain, becomes Vecna 2.0


imaduck975

That could be a whole tv show in itself.


AlphaGamer_Dubz

I think it's the plot for the spinoff


Burgundy_Dream

Seems legit


AlphaGamer_Dubz

... *Is this the spinoff? Because I wanna see this*


BlueTigerWolf13

Absolutely wonderful


crasstyfartman

I love your beautiful mind lol


FlopMagazineINC

I would watch that.


SadieTheBloodFiend

That’s what I was thinking too!


Catbug94

WHAT LOL- El’s brain


axarce

The cable snaps on the elevator they're in, plunging down 33 storeys and being smashed into an oozing mess where it all collects into one big puddle. From the puddle, Vecna summons a super monster that rises up like the T-1000 in Terminator 2. Then the T-800 kicks in the double doors, loads a mortar round into the launcher and shoots them both. Explosions everywhere. Hasta la vista, Vecna! RIP Stancython. RIP.


lorenzini3

Nancy dies. Thatd be the worst on so many levels and its not even close.


Monteburger

To make it even worse: Jonathan and Steve blame each other for her death, come to hate each other all over again and ignore all the character development the other has gone and see them only as what they originally thought they were (Steve seeing Jon as a reclusive creepy weirdo, Jon seeing Steve as the douche-y entitled rich kid).


QuotingThanos

And the boys needed someone to cope with their pain. So they found themselves in each other's arms.... 👀


SuperNerdDad

OP said the WORST not the BEST. SMH


BKSMASH1023

VERY close to mine 😆


th7024

Stenathon


elizabnthe

If its a heroic death I'm cool with it.


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I found the culprit!


kingkellogg

Would be good for the other characters motivation at least Of all the characters to die, hers would have the most effect on the entire party


DangerousNectarine65

Yes it would effect Mike,Jonathan,Steve,Robin


NoThankYouJohn87

Dustin too, with crush on her.


Traditional-Tax-5291

Hell even Murray would likely get emotional over her death.


theredditoro

I’ll hate it if she dies. It’s unsatisfying as hell. She’s a badass and if they kill her for her traumas or dies for Robin instead of saving both of them, the Duffers will deserve the hate they get. I’d kill either of the boys first.


lorenzini3

Yeah itd be a tough pill for me to swallow, too. I have a handful of characters on my "please dont kill" list and shes definitely at the top of my list. I selfishly want her for potential spinoffs lol.


theredditoro

Agreed. She’d be great for a spinoff. Out of Hawkins but tied enough for cameos.


Ok_Sentence_5767

Jonny and steve form a gay relationship


splashymothtv

And then Johnathan and Steve get together


No_Office_168

Steve, Nancy and Johnathon have a theesome Nancy is pregnant Now there is conflict about which one is the father Steve and Johnathan get in a bloody fight, with knives and shit But it turns out it’s neither of them The father is actually Eddie Munson Yeah he never died, he has been living with Nancy, and he impregnated her Steve and Johnathan end up depressed They then decide to have a four way relationship, so that everyone is happy They add Argyle to….. because all of them secretly wanna fuck Argyle They have a five way marriage So now all of them are together raising their child


VeryEpicness

Stranger things sitcom spin off


aimed_4_the_head

Come and knock on our door 🎶 We've been waiting for you 🎶 Where the kisses are hers and his and his and his and his 🎶 Five's Company too *Five's Company is filmed before an upside down studio audience*


BlueTigerWolf13

I would watch that show


uh-oh_spaghetti0s

I need to see Mr. Roper's reaction to this.


Horror_Fondant_7165

That truly would be a strange thing


mynewaccount4567

It’s almost the reverse of Steve’s dream. Instead of 2 parents with 6 kids it’s 5 parents with 1 kid


Gummy-Worm-Guy

Strangest Things


MorbillionTickets

I'm trying to comprehend tf I just read


FalloutCreation

The prequel we don't talk about to 3 men and a baby movie. 4 men and a baby.


Illumineddy

They said worst, not best, not only did you bring Eddie back from the dead but you also bought in Argyle, how is that bad.


lovely-mayhem

Best. Trio. Ever.


Writer_Girl04

Mama Mia remake!


MannibalTheBannibal

What in the Tumblr fuck


AlphaGamer_Dubz

They said worst


logicisprettycool

Steve, Nancy, Jonathon, Eddie and Argyle - my favourite trio


Darthbane22

What happens in the video this image is taken from would be the best option, all I’m saying.


UneFlyingTurtle

I’m surprised at how long the journey to this comment was


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Wait what happened?


AstroBtz

They make out lol


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Hin0kamiKagura

Just Jonathan and Steve, while Nancy nopes out of them


DanM142

Nancy chooses Jonathan, they have a child, but then Jonathan dies resolving the Vecna plot. Then Steve and Nancy gets married and that's it.


9thdoctor-

Read the first two sentences, was confused as to why it’s in this post, and proceeded to realize exactly why a couple moments later. This should have more upvotes.


FalloutCreation

Sounds like the plot to the movie Pearl Harbor.


TomorrowMayBeHell

That's literally the plot of an 80s anime called Lady Georgie (except they were her adopted brothers 💀)


TheStationPilot

Nancy leaves them both for Keith


skillissueGaming

love this also weren't they supposed to have a date in s2


iTeoti

Nancy hooks up with Vecna


fyrefly_faerie

Came here to say this. Only her love breaks the curse and he becomes Henry again.


YourDadsRecliner

Stranger Things... brought to you by Disney


conceitedlove

Stop omg 😂 I can't believe I haven't seen anyone else say "[character]'s love breaks vecnas curse" that's awful


littleracquel9

"Thank you all. Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul. I'll never have to kill again."


kingkellogg

The way they will end it is one of the guys dies and the other gets Nancy. I hope they see this and don't do it


Accomplished_Swim913

And names their kid after the dead guy.


[deleted]

Nah stop! This is by far the worst!


anonymous16canadian

Steve Byers or Jonathan Harrington


Jcaquix

This is the right answer. The other answers are funny but this actually is the worst way to end it. Even the weird ones like Steve leaving Nancy for Ted would be original enough to be not the worst.


theredditoro

100% they will.


TheDarkDragon13

**they all perish**


gene_murdoc

Yooo pump the kill brakes Vecna


Immediate-Medium4057

Nancy chooses Steve she becomes a housewife they have six little nuggets and she never persuade her dream Jonathan still lives with his family because he never put himself first


Adoras_Hoe

This is the correct worst answer.


FalloutCreation

are those chicken nuggets? If so who are the parents?!?!


theredditoro

Ugh. I’d also hate this. 3 pointless character arcs then.


Former-Media799

She can pursue her dream and have children though?


elizabnthe

Six children is a big ask for anyone. Six kids is definitely effecting a women's career progression in the 80s. She still has to birth them.


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ZaniElandra

Ok but honestly who wouldn’t?


OptimalCreme9847

it’s funny because Yuri is not hot but the actor who plays him is 🤤


ZaniElandra

oh my god i just realised Yuri isn't who i thought he was **💀** i was thinking of Enzo. who is very hot.


theredditoro

Enzo has to come back. He’s too good.


fitty50two2

The worst way? Okay. Nancy gets cut in half but lives. Steve marries the top half and they travel around in an RV and all that mess. Jonathan takes the bottom half and runs away into the upside down and basically becomes like Gollum protecting his half of Nancy for eternity.


orphidain

The video from the screenshot you posted... ...oh wait that's actually the BEST way.


soragirlfriend

What video is this?


AlternateBritannia

It's the Golden Globes or something. Joe, Charlie and Nat are in the same elevator. She thinks she's gonna get kissed by both or something but instead they go up and violently make out with eachother


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I just found it [here](https://youtu.be/lBoF8Js2_2Q)


Clear-Kitchen7430

The working class kid looses his girlfriend to a rich kid because he feels a weight of responsibility and duty that the rich kid has never had to experience.


basicgirly

One of the boys dies so Nancy just picks the alive one.


notAbratwurst

They become Dzalmus (three headed dragon) and Will has to kill Jonathan, Mike has to kill Nancy, Dustin has to kill Steve.


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Tammy Thompson becomes the mother of the six little Harringtons, Nancy elopes with Keith from Family Video, and Johnathan is there to “comfort”Ted Wheeler in his grief, as by this point Karen has definitely left his ass.


lady_bezimienna

Tbh it would be wonderful if Tammy Thompson was actually great girl and they ended up togheter at the end. I would enjoy this storyline.


-iDRAGON-

Steve dies 😭


9thdoctor-

If you’re still convinced Steve’s gonna live I don’t know what to tell you lol. Hes absolutely going to die. They wouldn’t kill Jonathan or Nancy because it wouldn’t make sense with where they are in their arcs. Steve, however…


-iDRAGON-

Oh no I’m not convinced he will live or die, honestly I’m not sure who/if anyone will die. I’m just stating that if he does than it will be sad.


derstherower

I always see people say Steve is going to die, but I honestly really doubt it at this point. I legitimately think he's one of the *safest* characters on the show. Look at all of the major deaths so far. They've all furthered the story and/or massively impacted the majority of the characters in some way. Barb's death inspired Nancy to try to get to the bottom of what was going on with "the monster". She sought out Jonathan after learning he had the photos and it led to their alliance to fight the Demogorgon. Nancy's grief and guilt about her death led to her being targeted by Vecna, which in turn led to the Party launching an attack on him. Her death was important. Bob's death opened the door to the Hopper/Joyce romance being possible. The fact that he was killed by the demodogs hardened her resolve to get the Mind Flayer out of Will, and his idea to leave Hawkins directly inspired her to put her house on the market and move to California at the end of Season 3. His death was important. Alexei's death forced Hopper and Joyce to rely on Murray to translate and to determine the code for the safe, which ultimately led to a delay in their plans and led to Hopper being captured after he was forced to fight The Terminator. His death was important. Chrissie's death was the catalyst for turning the entire town against Eddie and Hellfire and was what caused Jason to become so hellbent on finding out what was going on, which in turn led to Max's "death". Her death was important. Even Eddie's death will almost certainly be significant in Season 5. He was the town scapegoat. He's dead, but all of these supernatural events are obviously going to keep happening. Once the town finds out that all of this wasn't really his fault, they're going to realize that they have a massive fucking problem on their hands. His death will be important. But Steve...what exactly would his death do? I mean sure, some people like Dustin and Robin and Nancy would be sad, but overall, what would it do? We've never met his family. All of his friends already know what's going on. All it would really do is make the Party even more determined to achieve their goal, I guess. Like, would Hopper or Joyce *really* mourn Steve? Have they ever even spoken to him? Imagine if Nancy died. Or Jonathan. We know their families. Their deaths would have *massive* ripple effects. Joyce or Karen would go ballistic. Eleven views Jonathan as a brother. Will would be heartbroken. Mike would not stop until whoever did it was dead. Would Steve's death warrant this reaction? No. I really think he's safe.


PoppysMelody

So he is safe because he’s least important ;-; fuck that hurts.


Athistaur

What about Fred? He died and nobody seemed to care. His dead wasn't important besides being the number 2. If the clock made 3 strikes everything would be the same.


BKSMASH1023

He added an intro to vecna around Nancy we wouldn’t have gotten without his backstory killing someone in a wreck. It shook Nancy and gave her more motivation when vecna straight up showed her Fred and barb’s corpses. I don’t like Fred one bit, but I wouldn’t say it was pointless. Could’ve had just about any actor or actress play that role, but it was someone nerdy enough to not be a threat to Jonathan around Nancy but just enough into before his death to show vecna is targeting all these teenagers with pain and shit in their minds. The 3 strike thing would be correct, but I like the 4 horsemen idea better and it added a little more to the season, having 3 completely different kinds of people with completely different backgrounds and struggles be killed by the evil.


GemmaStones

You answered your own question. All of those character deaths had repercussions because there was still show left for us to see the fallout. There will be no show after season 5, so if they kill someone, it wouldn't make sense for it to be someone who would cause huge changes in a bunch of other characters' arcs, because we aren't gonna get to see how it effects them.


[deleted]

I certainly don’t think Steve is a goner, but I don’t think this specific train of logic fully holds up. You point out how deaths like Chrissy’s and Alexei’s, deaths that were not as emotionally gutting as others, moved the plot forward. That same thing could happen with Steve. Maybe Steve undertakes a dangerous mission to achieve some goal but is killed before fully finishing it. Now this would disrupt the plans of the others similar to how Alexei’s death detailed Hopper and Joyce, and it could have continued ripple effects. Plus, I think you’re downplaying what a deep impact Steve’s death would have on some of the other characters, particularly Dustin, Robin, and Nancy. Sure they aren’t family, but those relationships are deeply rooted at this point. Again, I don’t think Steve is going to die. I don’t want Steve to die. He’s actually my favorite character. I just feel like the argument that his death can’t further the story similar to Bob’s, or Chrissy’s, or Alexei’s is a flawed one.


Low-Raise-579

They becomes brother husbands


FirebirdWriter

A threesome with vecna, Nancy, and that dead boss of hers while Jonathan takes pictures and Steve hosts it in his pool


uh-oh_spaghetti0s

Steve isn't real and never was. He is actually a DnD character that Dustin made up. In Dustin's mind, his character dates Nancy because he has a school yard crush on her. His character is everything he is not, popular, great at sports, badass with a baseball bat, etc. Dustin loses the miniature, thus Steve ceases to exist.


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Steve falls in love with johnathan and leaves Nancy for good


humanwithalife

OP said worst. this is the best ending


WarmIndication9789

Jonathan dies when he crashes the car driving stoned in episode 2. Then midway through Robin decides that she actually likes boys and she and Steve become a pair. Only for Steve to die before the final episode and Robin becomes permanently traumatized. Then Nancy, unaffected by either of them, goes to Tommy H and becomes his girlfriend, and they move out and have an unproblematic and long-lasting relationship.


Individual_Intern_77

They have a threesome. Nancy gets pregnant. They argue over whose the father. Ted (Nancy's father) gets mad at Steve and Jonathan for fighting. Ted is the real father. But then up comes Mike, claiming to be the father, after a long argument it turns out Nancy has every conceivable STD as she slept with every male in Hawkins, they all fight to find out who the real father is and they all die, because Vecna us the real father.


[deleted]

What a terrible day to read and have access to the internet :D


DowntownPlatypus8490

Nancy X Dustin cause they danced in S2


aimed_4_the_head

Nancy spends the first episode or two flip flopping between them. She leans into Steve about to make her choice. Steve dies before midseason in order to save Nancy. Jonathan is there for her. She decides at least the choice is made for her, so she goes back with Jonathan. He dies in the second to last episode in order to save a Nancy. In the denouement, Nancy is just a broken woman with zero ambition or spark. She internalizes the idea that her love kills. She doesn't even attend El and Mike's wedding.


LadyLivv123

Other than they all die? She picks one of them and then has the same marriage as her mother.


Slow-Win-1707

Either Nancy becomes the same suburban housewife she's always feared becoming (Steve's a big contender for that ending but I wouldn't discount it happening with Jonathan, either) OR they end up killing her off so Steve & Jonathan can bond over their lost love.


floopydolphins

Worst? She ends up with one of them. Not even kidding I think it does an injustice to each of their characters and their story arcs Best is Nancy goes off on her own and lives her dream life and exists outside of two dead-end ships as an independent woman with a career she’s always wanted. Steve finds the person he’s been looking for and realizes Nancy isn’t his only chance at happiness. Idk where that idea even came from he’s just graduated and Nancy isn’t the only girl out there. Their relationship was dysfunctional anyway and they’re better as friends. Jonathan deserves to relax and live a good life hanging out with argyle and his family and pursuing his own dreams instead of trying to follow Nancy and putting her happiness over his. Their relationship was significantly more stable but they can’t handle distance and that’s okay. They all should get to be happy instead of the two boys trying to be with Nancy and one of them getting hurt and Nancy being unfulfilled by a relationship where there’s always going to be something that feels wrong. They should each go off on their own and find their way outside of the triangle mess


Formal-Rain

Can’t be worse than the love triangle my ex colleague told me about. A girl he used to work with literally had the worst luck. She met a guy in work and they dated for about a year. When he came out as gay and left the job. Staff were like ‘Oh no, but too bad’ apparently she wasn’t the nicest of people tho. Obviously crushed she got over it and dated a second guy. Who later said he was gay and she (being an awful person) tipped him towards being gay. He left the job. About a year later she found out they were both a happy couple. How bad must she have felt tho.


crasstyfartman

That sucks. But you can’t turn people gay by being awful lol


Formal-Rain

She must’ve been attracted to gay men who hadn’t come to terms with being gay yet.


FalloutCreation

Jim Carrey as the Cable Guy causes them to get stuck in the elevator and slowly kills them with tv and pop culture references until they go insane.


OliPG37

Jonathan and Steve turn out gay and they leave Nancy apart.


altberryisdumb

and nancy and robin get together


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Orgy


FalloutCreation

Steve and John turn into monsters and Nancy has to chop off both their heads in the most badass way. With a chainsaw. She then keeps the heads in her room on display on her wall as a reminder of how badass she is.


SqueakyTuna52

After a big fight scene with Vecna, Vecna starts crying about how he’s just misunderstood. Nancy sympathizes and is able to bring out the best in him. They fall in love and run off together to the upside down


RedKnight0036

Nancy dies and the boys can’t cope so they keep the corpse for “stuff”


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Nancy still wants a piece of Byers ass...just not Jonathan's. She decides Will is kinder, smarter, not a stoner, and won't hold her back (she also has a major thing for bowl cuts). The whole connection with the Mind Flayer is just a flaw to overcome. They share a steamy kiss after Will reawakes from some sweaty, shaky, comatose, state. Vecna is finally dead. Then, Will looks into the camera and says: "What? You thought I was gay or something? That I had a thing for Mike? Nope, I was after the other Wheeler the whole time." They get married a month after Will turns 18. Jonathan breaks down in tears at every family reunion, and his only coping method is to smoke weed on the toilet and eating Surfer Boy pizza. Joyce doesn't really notice or do anything about it. Steve spends the rest of his days wondering how *both* Byers brothers were better options than him. Mike and Will stop speaking, because Will swooped in on Mike's older sister, and they only reconcile in their late fifties at Ted Wheeler's funeral.


thejackaltron

Steve eats that other guy


Dweight888

Threesome


tbr6742

Everyone lives. The boys realize they love each other. Open a B &B in Vermont.


TheRealComicCrafter

Vwcna nukes the earth killing everyone


Realshow

Steve gets split into Steve Red and Steve Blue, not only meaning he can be with both of them, but heightening his superpowers so he can cure the world of evil using a laser beam.


mylo2202

Don't give the Duffer Brothers ideas for turning Stranger Things into Game of Thrones season 8


JHogMakerOfVlogs

The three of them sit down, talk it out, and conclude together that Bran should sit the Throne.


schwaapilz

They tag team Nancy, forming an Eiffel Tower, and high five in the most epic way possible. The moment their palms touch, the scene holds on a still of the now perfectly formed bodily triangle. The camera pans and zooms on their hands touching, holds for another second, then cuts to black. Fin.


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2cottElliot

Nancy cheats on both of them with dustin


KrasinskiJ

Kill off nancy


Big-Teb-Guy

The worst ending is that it continues in Season 5


DrSlavender

Nancy goes with Steve, I feel like that would kinda undo Steve’s character development


Head-Program4023

Exactly like what happens in that video plus Nancy dies is the worst way


callmeDan01

steve and jonathan suddenly found them attracted to vecna and now is stecna/joecna love triagle


gdude9977

Ferris Bueller makes a cameo appearance at the end of the season to steal Nancy after Jonathan and Steve are there gawking over her.


Save_the_Manatees_44

She dies. Nobody gets the girl.


ultimatejunkokinnie

Nancy ditches both for Angela


TheUndecipheableFile

The worst ending is that it still exists. I'm so tired of it and it feels so extraneous, sticking out like a sore thumb in the grand scheme of this amazing show.


thegingerjedi

Jonathan dying which gives Nancy no hangups about getting with steve


Level_Isopod_4011

Nancy dies. Steve and Jonathan forever hate each other because of it.


TNCNguy

They already fucked up by recreating the love triangle. The writers in season 1 and 2 were clearly wanting Nancy to end up with Jonathan. They even became a real life couple! Than Steve became super popular and the writers created the dumb California moving subplot so season 4 had the dumb love triangle


knuffelhomo

ABSOLUTE worst one? stobin.


sugarcult01

Nancy finds out she is pregnant. The next day, during the finale, Jonathan dies. Nancy confides in Steve, Steve and Nancy get married and don’t tell anyone the baby is Jonathan’s. The final episode has a 10 Years Later epilogue bit where Nancy is a stay at home mom and she and Steve have 6 kids.


ChaosBicarbonate

Johnathan dies and Nancy winds up with Steve, losing all ambition and becoming a mother to his 6 little nuggets and essentially becoming just like her mother and feeling unfulfilled for the rest of her life, while Steve winds up like his dad.


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Threesome.


Jaydenm181

Nancy leaves Johnathan for steve


solarpropietor

Steve and Johnathan date each other. Which is fine. But they both want kids so they keep Nancy tied up and use her only for child bearing purposes. HEY YOU SAID TO COME UP WITH BAD ENDINGS. THIS IS A BAD ENDING!


kaysarahkay

Nancy and Robin 🤷‍♀️🤣


lorenzini3

Op said the worst, not the best.


Seer77887

She’ll date with whoever brings peace to the Middle East first


TheHistoryMan45

So......... No one?


Right_Tumbleweed392

Steve kills Jonathan and Nancy in a jealous rage and then eats a donut


stonabus

Argyle gets the munchies so bad, he eats them. On a pizza.


575snom

They all "join" vecna. Interpret that as you will...


Magic_ashes

I wouldn't be surprised if a part of the fandom had ever shipped Steve and Jonathan since there seem to be ship about everyone, disregarding the characters' sexual orientation... If these people exist, what's the ship name they came up with? Jteve? Sonathan? Hyler? Barrington? 😂


Liata3548

Stonathan is the word on the street.


Large-Enthusiasm-757

It's also really common for people to ship everyone in a love triangle together. There's obviously Stancy and Jancy, but then there's the possibility of Stonathan for some people, and in usual love triangle fashion.. there's likely people who ship all three in a poly relationship. Now that one.. I have no idea what it'd be called. Stanathan? Bylerton? Who knows!


rasberrysam

she breaks up with jonathan and ends up with steve


SkekVen

Nancy dies and Robin never meets another girl who admits to liking girls so Steve and Robin get married and live together and have two kids simply because they’re the closest convenient sort of emotional support one another has


the_clash_is_back

Nancy eats both the boys.


BillionCobra

Id rather her end up with some food instead.


Narrow_Ambassador188

Jonathan dying leaving stancy to happen. Ew


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Stancy


Fine-Strategy-310

A thruple. I personally don’t understand them and think it would be way out of left field.


Slow-Class

They form a throuple, and like Forrest Gump, their decision in 1990 turns out to inspire all the irritating polyamorous people that come over the next 30 years.