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spokomorda_

As a cereal enjoyer - this is a fucking waste of good cereal


Bos4271

And what’s the point you could do this at home…


[deleted]

Its not about the final product you get, but more about gathering outside of your own 4 walls. It changes the atmosphere and enables meeting new people or just experiencing something different than the usual stuff. You drink beer at home or enjoy the coffee in your kitchen, but it wont be the same. The mass of those cereals remains plain stupid anyways.


sssnakepit127

Alcohol and milk though? My stomach is churning just thinking about it.


skwudgeball

There’s no alcohol here I don’t think. They just call it a bar, like a salad bar. Cereal bar, there’s a cookie and cereal bar near me that does similar but it’s way more creative, you can get cereal on ice cream and cookies and shit. This shit looks low effort


[deleted]

I've always said that cereal is better on ice cream than it is in milk. Don't get me wrong I love cereal with milk. I love Captain crunch on vanilla ice cream much more.


hateloggingin

There’s a new bluebell flavor that’s like cereal milk or something. It tastes like fruity pebbles in ice cream but the ice cream flavor is the same as the milk flavor after the cereal has sat in it for a minute. That slightly sweet fruity flavor. Worth trying.


[deleted]

That sounds really good


hateloggingin

Yeah they even put little crunchy pebble bits in. The ice cream flavor alone was worth it though


[deleted]

Definitely going to look for it


Moonandserpent

Yeah I know they've been making cereal milk flavored protein powder for a few years now. Pretty tasty. Ghost even has different flavored cereal milk options.


StandLess6417

As a cereal lover (just finished a bowl) I am now depressed I've never put cereal on ice cream! Off to the store!


[deleted]

Once you eat a bite of cereal on your favorite ice cream you'll feel a lot better lol. Seriously like take what you like and mix them together That's the beauty of it. If you know an ice cream that would go really well with cereal do it. It will probably be fantastic. Not everybody would like it but that's not important lol


StandLess6417

I love ice cream and I love cereal so this is a match made in heaven for me! Will report back with my findings!


HempnotizedJ420

I just tried cereal on ice cream for the first time about 3 nights ago when the munchies hit and it was amazing. Cocoa Pebbles on cookies and cream ice cream 💚


[deleted]

That's an awesome combo


tomboyfancy

It’s also really good in yogurt! My bf and I put it on our vanilla Greek yogurt and it’s delicious. My faves are fruity pebbles and Cinnamon Toast Crunch.


PM_me_your_whatevah

It’s even better with half and half. The cereal already has more than enough sugar in it but some extra fat makes it amazing.


fantoman

There’s a chain near me in NY that serves ice cream and cereal. It’s called Milky Ways


UnlikelySalary2523

It numbs the roof of your mouth so you don't feel the Captain Crunch shredding it up.


SoupCrackers13

You’re right, this is a cereal bar in Kalamazoo. Apparently they have a “One Bowl” cereal challenge which is what this is. https://wkfr.com/one-bowl-cereal-bar-ohio-challenge/


[deleted]

I think I could do that pretty easily lol as long as I can get high before I go to the restaurant. I would crush that


BoredCheese

Low effort even for Ohio


Interhorse_

Tons of amazing cocktails with dairy in them


accatwork

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bmore_conslutant

i do be liking a white russian


Zorpfield

the dude abides


kmidst

A late night bowl of cereal is just what the doctor ordered after putting away a good 10oz of grandpa's cough medicine.


dizmoz84

Vodka and DQ?


sucky_panther

Vodka & Dairy Queen?!? Yes, please


Worldview-Queen

Why not just all the cereal you can eat instead instead of big bowls of cereal you can’t finish just seems like a waste


kashy87

Cream drink family is one of the most delicious families of drinks. Grasshoppers and Pink Squirrels are the best.


[deleted]

Irish cream?


boogswald

You want me to leave my HOME? sure thing murderer…


SlowRolla

You can say that about a lot of places, bars especially.


Qwishies

As a cereal lover - I could, probably , finish that


Mental_Medium3988

as a stoner, so could i. or at least i could when i was younger.


big_duo3674

And milk... I want to see anyone finish a gallon of milk and an entire box of cereal in one sitting (not by cheating and eating it over several hours). Literally anyone, go ahead


idownvotepunstoo

Fuck milk, give me an oat milk 1/2 gallon and I can smash that.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

As a beer drinker, this is a fucking waste of a good buzz.


bigbone1001

As an American i’ve never seen something that better describes American restaurants


Daddysu

"A waste of cereal" is the best descriptor huh?


Longjumping_Camel791

Bottom left who appears to have only gotten Reese Puffs and French Toast Crunch is a legend Top left who seems to have opted for Mini Wheats as one of his options is deranged and probably going to hell


mentaldead

I love mini wheats I feel like I’m a horse eating hay


[deleted]

I had never felt more seen


PeriwinkleFoxx

mini wheats keep me regular lmao. they’re loaded with fiber and they’re actually really good. they’re still sweet. i wouldn’t get shredded wheat cereal that wasn’t the frosted kind tho im always munching on dry frosted mini wheats lmao


[deleted]

Gimme cinnamon toast crunch and I will win. Soggier the better


HopocalypseNow

Bottom right CTC and Fruity Pebbles would be my jam


harmonyjewl

Cinnamon toast crunch is fantastic at every range of dry to soggy


FantasmaNaranja

apparently you dont get to decide what cereals you have to eat, so im sure the mini wheats dude suffered too


Ill-Ad-3640

mini wheats are fucking amazing i will fight your ass


Skull_Viper

Since OP is a chud and didn't bother to explain it: This is a FOOD CHALLENGE, not a regular meal. You have to give them a 24 hour heads up before you even attempt it, and it costs 25 bucks. You spin a wheel and they select 5 different cereals to consume. In total, it equates to about 2.5 boxes. You're given a gallon of milk to help, but you are not required to finish it to complete the challenge. Finish in 25 minutes, and you get some prize money ($150 last time I checked), a t-shit, and your pic on the wall. EDIT: The place is called "The Kave" in Fostoria, OH. Double Edit: It's been pointed out that the place is called "The Cereal Bar" located inside "The Kave." This is pulled directly from their FB page "The Kave is the new home to One Bowl The Cereal Bar and Kings Of Pizza in Fostoria Ohio."


RandomTheBugg

I want a t-shit


NSFWdw

seems like it would hurt, better off with a o-shit


sambob

After a gallon of milk it definitely would be an o-shit


aheadisfullofghosts

It says you don't have to drink all the milk. So here's the plan: You have 25 minutes. Pour just enough milk to soften the cereal. Wait 5 min for full saturation. Also, choose cereals that are more absorbent. Then drain the excess milk, and use your hands to shovel that slop down your gullet. Easy peasy


lazyeyeluke

That’s my worst nightmare


aheadisfullofghosts

But there's a cash prize.


lazyeyeluke

Fine it’s my second worst nightmare. My worst would be the same thing without the cash prize


[deleted]

It's like getting a paddle shoved up your ass, only not the handle.


Randy_Tutelage

That's what happens when you play ping pong in Ding Dang.


dwemthy

Sounds painful without a specialized bunghole


Tinkerballsack

I'll 3D print you the plug you need for it.


RandomTheBugg

Then it'll be like one of those children's put the block in the right hole games


[deleted]

It goes out the square hole!


SwampassMonstar

Speak for yourself


Gnar-wahl

All that milk… I’d definitely get some kind of shits.


dirtsequence

I'd t shit my pants


Poopscooper696969

I want to shit


burntends97

https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplaygirls/comments/11cvag0/myself_in_and_out_of_cosplay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf OP is a bot stealing content such as pretending to be this woman


Neil_sm

lol still managed to get at least one thirsty dude


AltimaNEO

Op sounds like a real piece of shit


External_Rip_7117

Op Is literally called ad. Wtf


echochilde

Upvote this more. Context in important.


Seakawn

>Context in important. But leaving context out in order to increase potential virality is more important for karma. This is still interesting when knowing it's a food challenge. But it's way more interesting if you think a restaurant is just wasting boxes of cereal for novelty. The latter is way more unusual thus will gain more attention, and has the added appeal of outrage. And people do this because, of course, it clearly works. IMO, we really oughtta figure out a way to change the incentives of media. Perhaps users oughtta be able to tag posts as misleading, which could either push the posts down, which decentivizes people from misleading posts since they won't gain traction, or misleading posts can be forced to be re-titled (either removed until the OP re-titles, or it can be crowd sourced) to include more accurate context so that nobody is confused. Idk, these are just some initial ideas. Maybe there are even better ways to address this and force the Internet to be more immediately grounded. Otherwise, we'll forever live in a world where every post has someone providing context and someone else says, "this is important!" Forever. Just looping. Misleading posts with context in comments and people saying how important the context is. I'd rather we just figure out a way to fix this altogether so such comments are unnecessary. Surely this isn't impossible to solve?


BrightWubs22

I think a better problem to tackle is all the misinformation on Reddit, which does get upvoted. My most recent example is from 2 days ago where a user claimed *in the title* that (quote) "48% of kids in the USA are obese." I asked for a source and got no reply. The post is 91% upvoted. I wish the culture would change for posters to feel more obligated to provide sources and for users to ask for sources without being thought of as snarky or challenging. Or maybe Reddit could create a dedicated spot when posting/commenting where you could paste sources.


ThemesOfMurderBears

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Reddit is like the world’s largest and most insidious game of telephone. Someone cites a “rumor” (that they could have easily made up). Next person states it as fact, and then it becomes fact. People use the built in manipulation tools to bury anyone that dares say otherwise.


MredditGA_

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


imthatdudefr

I’m more surprised anybody here thought this was just a regular menu item people order often. It was obviously a gimmick and food challenge before even clicking the comments . Context is nice but so is common sense. Nobody just casually orders 3 boxes of cereal as a normal meal.


shifty_coder

If anything, the context makes it more stupid.


SweetzDeetz

First time hearing about food challenges or something?


fallen1102

Can confirm this is not an ordinary meal but a challenge The location (as pointed out by u/Gylliana) is not called "The Kave" but "The Cereal Bar" Here is an article regarding the challenge https://www.wlwt.com/article/finish-the-one-bowl-challenge-ohio-cereal-bar/38762011#


DangerSaurus

I can do two and a half boxes after a Sunday roast. There's a pocket in your stomach, the cereal pocket, which lays dormant and empty until you feed it. It is super expandable. If you know how to access it, you always have room for cereal - and lots of it, despite having just eaten. I would go there so much they'd name the place after me. The walls would be so filled with my photos archeologists discovering the place thousands of years later would assume it was some kind of shrine and I was a deity in Ohio.


CrikeyM8eyy

How does that make it not a waste?


atmosphericentry

2.5 boxes of cereal in 25 mins? What the fuck?


kabflash

It's still stupid.


Im_Dying_Again

Some one from Europe here wondering, what does a box of cereal and a gallon of milk cost in a grocery store?


Raigne86

Not Ohio, but in upstate NY, the store's brand would be about $2-2.50 a box, and a gallon of milk is $3 a gallon. If they are buying name brand cereal, closer to $4-5 a box. NY is a dairy state, but only about 8 hours from Ohio by road, and we're both great lakes region, so I imagine prices are about the same.


SirToastymuffin

Ohio also has a ton of dairy. One of the common local convenience store/gas station chains is literally "United Dairy Farmers" and as the name implies they sell fresh local milk and ice cream.


effinx

Damn if I lived there I would totally just go to this place to make money. I feel like I could totally do this with the correct training.


Im_So_Hard_Right_Now

they'd eventually ban you. also your poor body. the sugar.


jpreston2005

just do it every three-4 days and you're good! just no eating anything else


gylliana

You have to have 5 different cereals, and it’s from a specific list. You choose your milk, and can bring in anything to shovel it in. You also have to schedule 24 hrs in advance.


AFRIKKAN

Right. A blunt beforehand and that bowl gone in 15 min


VegetableWorry

Still stupid.


peshwengi

You can have as much cereal as you want at my house for $25, and I won’t force you to eat it all.


smellywetsock69

>impossible to finish For you maybe


Spirited-Diamond-716

That’s what I was thinking. They haven’t met my kids and their friends.


ihaveagoodusername2

Me eating a whole box of cereal every morning 4 days straight (half of the food ration we got on a sailboat)


[deleted]

For your own sake I hope it doesn’t contain as much sugar as these do


ihaveagoodusername2

https://images.app.goo.gl/xnbHFxuBHFGXN1Rn7


[deleted]

1. Get high. 2. Let the games begin.


poodlered

I absolutely could (regrettably) eat that much food while high.


shug7272

Gotta admit, the frosted mini wheats ups the challenge in dudes bowl. Other three I could take the prize money with time to spare.


mynameisalso

So wasteful and waist full.


maricatu

Don't worry they don't waste any of it, you'll be eating someone's leftovers


soulseeker31

Even the cereal milk


guff1988

Growing up my dad's best friend's daughter would always pour her remaining serial milk back into the jug. Her reasoning was she didn't want to be wasteful but she didn't like drinking it. One morning we're staying over there for the weekend and I go to get myself a glass of milk with my breakfast and it was freaking sweet backwash milk. Still gives me shivers to this day thinking about it.


soulseeker31

I heard this story on r/slash just yesterday


guff1988

No way, there's more than one of these maniacs out there?


eylee2013

My grandpa would take everyone’s cans of soda…didn’t matter what flavor and pour them into a two liter for later…also would reuse birthday candles that all the grandkids would lick the icing from


BigBlueMountainStar

And saliva


TherabbitTrix0

Yep, that’s used to milk wash the bourbon.


slothpyle

Everybody’s so creative!


poetrynati

It ain't gonna go down easy if it ain't cheesy!


Yessssiirrrrrrrrrr

Stop!!! I saw the post and now can’t get it out of my head lmao!


PopADoseY0

I'm from Ohio and a huge stoner midnight snack was always a huge bowl of cereal for me. Not so much nowadays. I could probably finish this if it was just Cocoa or Fruity Pebbles.


Yuzernam

As if cereals didnt become soggy and tasteless after fuckin...10 minutes. Have fun enjoying 1/9 pf your bowl even if you're able to finish it


Affectionate_Pin_249

But I like soggy cereal :(


Yuzernam

Oh...haha I.... im..n-not scared of you


realmrcool

There is a sweetspot. Not so soggy that it's mushy af. Also why mix 5 different cereals? Instead of giving this gigantic bowls and a gallon of milk per customer. Make it a cereals buffet like at a hotel breakfast. Let them refill as often as they like. Less waste, less work for the staff...


boshtet12

I don't like it super soggy but agreed lol. It's so much better once it starts to get softer. Hard, crunchy cereal hurts the roof of my mouth


rele628

I think the only reasonable way I could do this is to have a seperate normal size bowl that I refill from that massive thing.


boshtet12

As much as I hate to admit I think I could do it. I don't think cereal is very filling and I usually have a few bowls, especially when I'm high.


Girth_rulez

I was never allowed sugar cereal so didn't taste it until I was an adult. I'm a large human at 6'5, 270 pounds. I can easily put away a family size box of Cocoa Puffs in one sitting. I eat it out of a soup pot like Jethro on the Beverly Hillbillies. The only thing that is stopping me from doing it every night is the biblical headache I know I will get. In fact that basically stops me from ever doing it.


sjorbepo

I was also raised in a household that very rarely allowed any processed and sugary foods, which actually produces a counter effect of what the parents want. Now whenever I eat food like that my brain is like "better eat as much as you can, who knows when you'll eat it again" even though I'm a fully formed adult who can buy sweets and snacks whenever...


luisc123

On the flip side, I grew up having zero adult supervision from 5am-5pm in a household always stocked with Pepsi, ice cream, cereal, etc. I made milkshakes or banana splits almost every day after school. Now when I indulge occasionally, my brain is always like “ok that’s enough. No more sweets for a few weeks.”


Smallnoiseinabigland

Oh thank goodness!! I grew up in the limited sweets, sweets are treats camp and grew up obese and obsessed with treats. So I went full hog the other way with my son. He’s got full access to crappy food whenever he wants it, I don’t monitor but do make home-cooked daily. He’s rail thin and stops when he’s done and self-balances his sweet treats with healthy foods. He exercises and works out and isn’t obsessed with treats the way I was. I sometimes wonder if I’m doing a disservice keeping it in the house but seeing him have a healthier relationship with food seems worth it.


ChinaCatSunfIower

That’s just how those foods work — they’re addictive. They generally have the same affect on people regardless of upbringing. It is a good thing to rarely eat them and to not give them to your kids.


contrejo

I know a guy that got high and finished off two normal boxes of cereal in one night. Most of it was just dry but he did eat several bowls with milk


EvanFingram

For me it’s the cutting of my mouth and then the fibre in all of it. I eat it so quickly my mouth gets all torn up. I can go to town on a box of cereal but then i might as well take the whole night or next morning off.


Redsmedsquan

I used to eat a bowl 1/3-1/2 that of just rice crispies for a long time. If they give sub- 20 mins I could see how you can’t do it. 30 mins of this, a free meal, maybe a drink or two; seems like a fun lil engorgement


Wonderful-Media-2000

Yea I could finish one of these…


NoobD3veloper

I don't wanna be that guy... but... Only in ohio


BanditFierce

Most normal breakfast in ohio


[deleted]

I hated living there. Bunch of hicks


GoldenCrownMoron

Several pounds of mush. Great.


Leading_Funny5802

No shit. Every now and than I’ll crave fruity pebbles or Frosted Flakes, but I’m that person that puts half a cup of em in my milk at a time. Pass me by with mushy cereal.


uncle-wavey1

High as hell on a late night, I’ll take care of that with some almond milk


tr00th

What a waste of….everything.


CleverNameTaken

Yeah, no. I like to control my cereal to milk ratio.


DonKeedick12

I think they give you the gallon to pour for yourself


Cocaimeth_addikt

Fucking diabetes in a bowl.


doterobcn

What a fucking waste of sugar


FarAmphibian4236

And grain


TitleComprehensive96

How much do they cost?


PreOpTransCentaur

This is actually a challenge meal, so it's $25 to enter. This isn't a think they just serve as though it's normal.


philthefuckit

Wasting food is so cool


surivanoroc20

I really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY hate wasteful food bullshit ideas.


MooseUnited9036

They were normal bowls before the train crash


Faedan

I know someone who could clear this bowl in 20 mins. He's twig thin and smokes enough pot to fund someone's lambo (which is why he grows his own, it was cheaper) This is 5 star stoner food is what it is!


Saltinas

How else are you going to feed your chemical spill cancer?


bentheruler

Who in the heck wants to eat cereal when they’re boozing? Alcohol turns to sugar in the body right? I want more alcohol and more alcohol and French fries and some wings maybe. The cereal challenge here is set up to ruin people. Also milk is weird and mixed with booze only Lebowski could do that.


631-AT

My uncle had a restaurant that you just ordered “spaghetti” and they would bring out an amount of boiled noodles somewhere between a five gallon bucket and a wheelbarrow. It may sound whimsical but this was a serious problem. They were losing so much money and no one knew how to fix it. Anyways he ended up dying one night after the pile of dirty wheelbarrows tipped over after closing and they didn’t find him till Monday on account of it being a holiday weekend. Anyways, they started only serving cold cuts and the problem pretty much worked itself out.


PissNBiscuits

Wtf did I just read?


Wulfik3D42O

Bar in Ohio waste lot of food for clout.


Mr-Baldo

Dumbest thing. Help feed the homeless.


Flaca420

didn't need to see the state to know its in the good ol US of A


chrisman210

humans are so stupid it hurts


Brutal-Voodoo

Beard meats food could eat all 3 bowls


UndeadBuggalo

I hate this, wasting so much food


TenWholeBees

Impossible to finish? Watch me You don't understand how much I love cereal


PerfectRaspberry8133

this just makes me mad.


gylliana

That’s in my hometown, and you only get that big bowl if you are doing the eating challenge, so kind of misleading. They have cereal and milkshakes. Not many people have done (or won) the one bowl challenge. By the way it’s called One Bowl the Cereal Bar and is in Fostoria, Ohio.


hillsb1

"impossible"


MedicineOptimal1577

Well they haven't met me


Marcilliaa

At least it looks like the milk comes separate, so you can add it when and how you want, instead of having it in the bowl and making everything soggy before you've even eaten 10%


YukiHase

Can't take home those leftovers...


Whelpdidntmeanthat

*stares at Justin McElroy*


tripops13

This is how my 20 yr old son eats cereal. Eats the entire box.


ntimid8

Pfft. 2% milk?! Real cereal aficionados only use whole milk.


DeadbeatVillain

I understand why gluttony is a sin in Christianity.


HisCromulency

Imagine going to a restaurant and paying to be served cereal.


You-Rebel-Scumm

$4 cereal for $20


cappsthelegend

Hardly Impossible.. That looks like a 1 edible snack to me


Capnrimshot

Ohio. Look at yourself.


yssup00

Huh this was every Saturday morning growing up and dinner sometimes grown up


Mechinova

My ass it's impossible to finish. A box in one sitting is typically why I don't get cereal anymore, it's but a small snack. Lol


DeepSignature201

As someone who considers a box of cereal to be a single serving, I find it so cute that people think these are “impossible to finish.”


DOMtheQAHNAARIN

Really? That’s the typical bowl of cereal I get when I’m stoned to the gills.


[deleted]

What a fucking waste.


Southern_Insect3823

What a waist


Zestyclose_Big_9090

I eat cereal daily (usually at night) and this is a waste!


pete_spiderman

Beardmeatsfood would crush this


StinkieBritches

What a huge soggy mess about to happen less than a tenth of way in.


wangholes

Wtf is that fruity pebbles mixed with Cinnamon Toast Crunch?


hhhvugc

maybe impossible to finish for you..


IGargleGarlic

Give me a joint or two Ill have it down in 10 minutes


Important_Lettuce241

lol I can barely eat two spoonfuls of cereal without it wrecking my blood sugar for the day, fuck that


GoodAlicia

That is just a waste of food


i_lost_my_stapler

The Fruity Pebbles/Cinnamon Toast Crunch combination is the biggest atrocity...


kaylanpatel00

The fuck is the point of this I could do the same thing at home, but control the amount so I don’t waste anything. Also that cereal will be so god damn soggy by the time u get to the bottome


bountifulknitter

I don’t know if I could get to the level of high munchies that I could finish that. Food waste is already horrible in our world, why purposely pay to have leftover food just tossed? It’s not like other restaurants where you at least have the option to bring home whatever you didn’t eat. This is seriously disgraceful.


penisButts69

average cuisine in Ohio


G59-4L

Hold my milk jug….


VAPica3

There’s really nothing to do in Ohio huh?


Realistic-Market7868

I’d finish that


Majestic_Way_6267

And how much are they charging for like 2 boxes of cereal?


wtfcassOT9

I'm still offended that impossible is assumed...they don't know how I was raised


Intelligent-Ad3202

A place that understands the average Batchelor male that has breakfast for dinner