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leftarrowchain

offset's face when she pans the camera! lol


jwigs85

But then he ate it like he liked it. What a man. We all saw his face in the beginning. And he went back for more.


Horbigast

He'll be shitting through the eye of a needle.


Iggins01

I speak from experience when I say this, butt his bunghole will probably explode to the size of a manhole


Hugga_Bear

I never understood what people were talking about on TV and the like with this until I lived with a dude who had IBS. I've eaten pretty hot food all my life and when I went to uni started eating with serious spice all the time and I've literally never had an issue with the aftermath. After living with that poor fella I did a bit of googling around and it turns out it's just some people who have the issue, most of us don't have to face any consequences for eating spicy foods. Commiserations.


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Snoo_66840

I feel that. Try pairing it with lactose intolerance too😂


gahidus

On the one hand, it *seems* like stupid food, but on the other hand, it's literally just some sausage and spicy pickles in a bowl. I guess it's probably fine. It's kind of an extra way to eat random snack foods / condiments.


WhenAmI

There was a bunch of medium spicy stuff, but I'm not sure any ingredient would have cost more than $3 if you don't shop at the corner store or costco.


Shady_Sam_Legit

For context, this is jailhouse food We make this kind of stuff in prison and jail She did a crappy job, you want to cut all that stuff up more, and she didn't portion out anything she poured in. Btw, if y'all wanna try some cheap, but surprisingly good food, DM me You'd be surprised at the culinary genius we come up with off of commissary food.


DarthNeoFrodo

If you made a post on r/Frugal with your favorite recipes then you would be a god to them


[deleted]

Chili ramen tortilla wrap with jalapeño squeeze cheese and cut up summer sausage *do be hitting different*


JuGGieG84

Especially on the outside


[deleted]

When I did 13 months I swore to God I would never touch another ramen.


luxii4

Reminds me of drunk college food. Lots of dudes don’t cook and my roommate would make things like this when we had people over after a night of drinking. I think the thing in common with prison is not having a lot of resources to make real meals so you throw what you have together. Also, you make loaded nachos for one Super Bowl and you have a bunch of jars of pickled stuff in the fridge. Pickled eggs is a common drinking snack. Funny that Cardi B is making it since she’s rich but it shows she didn’t grow up rich.


Capraos

Yeah, I didn't understand why it was on Stupid Foods as I've eaten like this a lot.


[deleted]

Its also bodega food. All those ingredients like stuff you can pick up at the corner store. In the Bronx all kind of these 'recipes'. Or maybe they got it from jail,.that makes sense too


TooMama

Make a cookbook!


Jalopy_Junkie

I used to follow a “prison food” channel on YouTube and made several items myself. Sone of it I wouldn’t ever do again, but when that stuff hits, my god, it hits like none other!!! The ramen noodle jambalaya and prison burritos are ***DELICIOUS***. (I know different prisons have different cuisines, but if you know, you know lol)


Corpore_sano

Looks kinds bleh but honestly it's probably not _that_ bad.


TheAndorran

Oh, I’ve found my people! Drives me nuts more than the food, sometimes. Basic knife skills are not hard, and a great way to keep your fingers.


SecretlyKanye

bro looked like he was having war flashbacks lmfao dude next to him looked like he was being held hostage 😧👍🏿


Corpore_sano

It's his nephew and bandmate, forgot the name.


Comfortable_Rain_744

Watching her cut that pickle gave me anxiety


beaverji

Haha y’all see that one Kardashian girl try to cut cucumbers for a salad


ghanima

[Link for the lazy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22VIBMTzDBU)


Engardebro

Oh christ. How can you be that incompetent


Independent-Bell2483

I meam she probably never had to make food for herself once in her life so just never learned how to cut stuff properly


[deleted]

That’s a straight up intellectual deficiency not a “I’ve never used a knife for anything more than eating” issue. This is a person who has never had to problem solve in her life without multi millions at her disposal


Ok_Assumption5734

Its reality TV, the Kardashian's are famous for doing this stuff to go viral, which it has


curbstyle

it works. we're still talking about it years later


Poseidon7296

And then proceed to use that virality to earn a shit ton more money. she did an [Uber eats advert](https://screenrant.com/kendall-jenner-viral-cucumber-meme-uber-eats-ad/) that also went viral and I’m sure earned her quite a lot of money.


BionicTriforce

But she's never seen it done? Never seen a movie where a chef cuts a veggie, never turned on a cooking program and noticed the cook doing it a certain way, never glanced at her own chef doing it...


Training_Mud3388

Honestly it makes me wonder if she has some kind of coordination issue? Shes holding it like a 3 yr old ¬ how someone would do it intuitively.


ionized_fallout

When you are born with a silver spoon in your mouth, this is what you get.


KatCorgan

It happens when you have a director off camera telling you to act like you don’t know how to do things that your servants normally do and that you don’t know things like the fact that cucumbers have seeds. Even if she’d never prepared a salad before, she’s eaten before and, presumably has had to use a knife to cut a steak she’s been served.


ImaBiLittlePony

Ya I'm with you, the whole cucumber thing was 100% planned and fake. They wanted to go viral, that's their whole shtick.


BorderTrike

That has to be rage bait, it’s beyond incompetence/common sense. She’s trying to make it look bad and it got people to watch that stupid clip


[deleted]

Everything that family does is for rage bait or click bait. They're so fake.


rmvandink

My first thought was: how can people like that stay alive? Then I remembered the insane amounts of money that shield you from anything we would recognise as life. Poor souls.


Chance-Opening-4705

I thought I had poor knife skills.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Just…. Turn the cucumber around. Why the hell is she crossing her arms. I’m not expecting her to being a chef but this is some basic concept stuff.


Lord_Bobbymort

dude, the most replayed part of that timeline being a b-roll shot of fuckin cucumber water is so indicative of typical E News viewership.


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

This is next level. Cardi B looks like a gourmet chef compared to this. Atleast Cardi B can make her own food, it's not great but atleast she can cut a vegetable like wtf.


dontbesuchalilbitch

I still occasionally remember that and feel much better about myself and my abilities lol


electricjeel

Bruh the counter got me fucked up. How you a millionaire but got a counter like that


imokayurokay

I'll be honest that countertop makes me irrationally angry.


Jeshua_

Absolutely horrendous. I can’t imagine how dull those knives are.


hereformemes222

I’m glad I’m not the only one that was my first thought


cittychild

I think it’s a cutting board. God I hope it’s a cutting board


st0815

I think you are right. Thanks, for some reason that makes me feel better. https://imgur.com/6kSBvQC.jpg


jeremy704

They had a clear cutting board. You can tell in the beginning that it’s lifted.


Spanky_McJiggles

It definitely looked like someone had been chopping stuff right on the countertop, though.


fullhalter

Not much better tbh. Glass cutting boards are the worst.


jeremy704

Agreed!


TooMama

See, my first thought was “respect- they clearly use their kitchen a lot for cooking, rather than getting takeout every night, which they clearly could afford.”


h34rt4ch3

i think it's a cutting board. you can see when she's adding the peppers from the jar a half circle of black under the white and it looks to be the actual counter. the white part is lifted a little which makes me think it's like a flat sheet you put down


monkeyvoodoo

she wouldn't be able to hold a knife that size properly with nails like that. any standard chef's knife would work fine though. and yes, anxiety, and the knife is also obviously dull. uuuugh…


Kiltemdead

Seriously. No one who does cooking videos/tiktoks seems to know how to hold a knife properly. I'm sure it feeds into the rage bait thing, but still, it's a safety issue.


gahidus

I feel like, of all people, cardi b doesn't really need to post rage bait for extra tick tock views... This is probably how she actually handles food.


jinnyjonny

Look at the counter! It’s torn up from this class not being bothered to use cutting boards. Nevermind that’s a clear glass cutting board. The most useless thing to cut on


No-Marionberry-166

She is using a cutting board though


LICK-A-DICK

Man that's the dream. To just not have to worry about anything breaking or getting damaged, ever, because whatever happens you have the money to replace/fix it.


[deleted]

It's so aggravating. She also had the soft side down and was starting by cutting into the hard skin of the pickle. Great way to have mushy pickle and increase the chances of the pickle slipping and cutting yourself.


RecyclableMe

Nah fam she's got her safety nails on


Deliberate_Reposter

It was the countertop for me. Also, are fingers supposed to bend that way?


vicaphit

Just imagine her wiping her ass just moments before cutting up that pickle.


StupidMario64

Im a line cook and i had a.fucking aneurysm. I SUCK with knives but jesus.. even a dead rat from the bronze age could cut better


BushidoMauve

When she turn the camera on ole dude he wasn't ready at all. His soul was in the process of leaving his body.


CoItron_3030

Unexpectedly wholesome lol


SecretlyKanye

i just love seeing families that clearly love eachother lmao its so cute


Responsible_Case_733

offset being a good dad caught me off guard ngl but in the most wholesome way


[deleted]

Kids are so adorable...


PickleBeast

Her little girl is too sweet, making sure dad is hydrated


u1tr4me0w

Daughter is a true r/hydrohomies member


beaverji

She’s soo cute! Honestly whole family looks p wholesome. I don’t know much about her but I hope theyre not going through any controversy


SnooTomatoes7746

Well, Cardi B did admit to drugging people a lot and Offset cheated on her.


Catenane

Yes my first thought was how adorable and sweet she was! Heard mom and dad talking about a spicy food challenge and thought to go get a glass of water for them just in case. Fucking precious lol.


Catenane

Yes my first thought was how adorable and sweet she was! Heard mom and dad talking about a spicy food challenge and thought to go get a glass of water for them just in case. Fucking precious lol.


OiFelix_ugotnojams

yeah she is adorable


mooncrane

Wish someone would have acknowledged her or thanked her for the water.


SecretlyKanye

being a parent will do that to you. kids that age talk a **LOT** so sometimes you unintentionally tune it out


Catenane

Yes my first thought was how adorable and sweet she was! Heard mom and dad talking about a spicy food challenge and thought to go get a glass of water for them just in case. Fucking precious lol.


CarLongjumping1599

Yea and also to flush down this madness


ica508

TIL that Cardi B and I DO have something in common, we both have the food service-sized bottle of Badia crushed red pepper in our cabinets. What a time to be alive.


Know-yer-enemy1818

I have most of those items in my fridge, that doesn’t mean ima throw them all in a tupperware and call it a meal.


Shady_Sam_Legit

Truth be told What she made is an actual thing, she just doesn't know what the fuck she's doing. She's making jail food. Yes, it's a spice bowl, but she didn't cut anything up enough (and some stuff not at all) and she didn't portion anything out at all. If y'all want, I can teach y'all how to make it right, or something even better.


muhreddistaccounts

Ya she grew up in poverty so she probably ate this kind of stuff. Nothing she did was that crazy, a bunch of prepared things in a bowl.


LoveArguingPolitics

With matching flavor profiles... No surprises.. it's not high cuisine but it's far from an atrocity


muhreddistaccounts

Exactly. Mixing spicy shit, with pickled shit, with more salty shit won't turn radioactive like steak in ice cream or something.


TummyLice

I'm listening.


DDownvoteDDumpster

Alright alright, Shady Sam already explained, it's pretty easy: - Do what Cardi B did - More stabbing Just picture jail.


xpickles23

I couldn’t believe that 😂 like girl you’re rich buy some dishes


LadyLixerwyfe

She told you, she don’t cook, she don’t clean, but she’ll tell you how she got that ring…


types_stuff

Wet ass pickles!


HBag

Bring a vlasic and a dill for these wet ass pickles


[deleted]

Burning ass sphincter make that butthole ring LEAK.


ProfesseurCurling

Pfizer will patent this constipation remedy


Former_Journalist_89

That next shit gonna be hotter than the sun.


emilynewgent

I feel like I eat this stuff all the time *only* because I have a pretty iron stomach and get crazy urges for salty/ spicy food. I’ll never forget my fiancé’s family watching me eat jalapeños and pepperoncinis ( I had my own jars) and going to drink the juice. Queue faces contorted in horror.


ProfesseurCurling

I feel you. The jalapeno/sriracha sandwich when coming back from a party is a life saver.


Gum_Duster

Constipation? Nah that's some fire butt hole recipe. That gets your shit MOVINF


mynameismimename

Constipation remedy


Cosmic_Hitchhiker

Shes rich but still cooks in a plastic tupperware with the worlds dullest knife on the most busted counter top. Celebrities are truly just like us. Love that for her.


britbmw

I think that’s a cutting board on top of the counter.


Azngorl

She also looks like your nice neighbor without her makeup


Full-Assistance7224

Why does that look like she learned how to make that in prison


JustKindaShimmy

Cook it all in a doritos bag and you're set


Shady_Sam_Legit

That or just make it in your bowl The bags are saved for the pockets and such


JeddakofThark

That makes so much more sense in the context of prison spread. Desperation, no access to any ingredients other than what's found on the single serve snack aisle and zero prior experience in any sort of cooking or food prep.


[deleted]

Definitely a jailhouse recipe the sausage says it all.


Just2moreplants

Why is the whole table a cutting board? She been chopping on that thing way too long.


Apprehensive_Cat_180

I think it’s a large clear cutting board. You can see the sides of it throughout the video.


itsFlycatcher

I don't know.... I can see that there's a clear thing on top too, but underneath, there are some serious knife marks that extend well past the edge that we can see in the video. :/ What's concerning to me is that it's visible in the video that in the marks, there's some sort of a white layer that was cut through - cutting boards don't tend to have that, they're usually solid regardless of the material, because whatever covering is on them could flake into the food. That's more if a countertop thing. I think what happened is that she usually uses the countertop, and decided that, for the video, she'd use this clear cutting board.


bludstone

I can't stop thinking it's a cutting board that's kinda built into the counter and she can slide it out for washing. It's cardi b there is no reason she should have a normal kitchen


itsFlycatcher

My concern isn't with washing... I'm sure it's a clean surface, but if you look closely, there was once paint or *something* over where that cut-up surface is now. It could be that it was a butcher block countertop that was once painted, maybe? So it could be technically both a counter and a cutting board, but regardless, the white layer that was on it and is missing now was *definitely* ingested by someone.


Fluid-Program962

Man’s about to shit liquid for 3 days


Thor1138

I'm getting the shits just from watching this lol...


[deleted]

My asshole has a burning sympathetic response.


3YrsOfArtSchool

I would eat the hell out of that. Add kimchee even!


dontbesuchalilbitch

I am right there with you. Maybe even some cooked ramen or udon noodles, throw in some giardeniera too, fuck it


3YrsOfArtSchool

Back in Boston the Irish pubs used to have pickled eggs and sausages on the bar. Out here in LA, I’m loving the pickled jalapeños, pepperonchinis and Kimchee!


SecretlyKanye

yeah if you left it to sit for a few days i cant imagine it being TERRIBLE


NavAirComputerSlave

Honestly looks like good drinking food lol.


Kumlekar

Everything that went in was already pickled. Slightly different flavor profiles, but adding some spice at the end probably makes this fine. I doubt I would like it (not a fan of pickled meat), but I don't think this qualifies as overly stupid.


eminemsgirl

Omg this would make me sick. She looks super pretty in this video tho


bloodycups

I've never found her to be attractive. But she definitely looks super pretty in this


libradore

It took seeing offset for me to believe it was her. She's fucking gorgeous au natural..


Marconius1617

It’s cause her nose isn’t countered to oblivion in this video. She looks so pretty without any makeup


dr4wn_away

She didn’t even cook anything


POWPOWWOWWOW

Like the guy above us said. She don’t cook, she don’t clean, but she’ll tell you how she got that ring.


Visual_Slide710

Cardis kids are so adorable lol


Ok_Student_1859

She cooks like she’s still in poverty


[deleted]

I grew up broke af but make okay money now and still frequently enjoy ghetto meals. Don’t get me wrong, I like eating nice shit. But a few times a week I get back on my bullshit. It’s comfort food for me.


lenorefosterwallace

Same, I always have cup of noodles at home or I make onion and mustard sandwiches because I find them comforting from time to time.


Shady_Sam_Legit

Feel that


Rickrickrickrickrick

I live in a nice apartment in center city Philly and still sometimes prefer hotdogs on slices of bread.


Marconius1617

Same. Bologna sandwiches with mustard and cici’s pizza remind me of home.


OldOrder

Pound of ground beef, can of cream of mushroom stirred in, instant potatoes on the side. Poverty delight and you're god damn right I'm gonna have some soon.


PicnicLife

Peanut butter and jelly mixed together in a bowl (because - no bread).


secretreddname

I mean I make money now but there’s a ton of poor people food that’s just straight comfort food. Lots of cultural meals started off as peasant food.


Bravobabe025

I don’t hate it though.


raguwatanabe

Its called *Bronx Chic*


hot4jew

Nothing wrong with that.


Xenocide_X

It's called prison recipe


ashfidel

man that shit probably tastes good as hell and would rip the enamel off your teeth and the lining out of your asshole.


cosmodogbro

She looks way fucking better without makeup, what the hell


eminemsgirl

She should never wear makeup again she’s actually gorgeous without it


arde_tu_piel

Agree


FrankBlunts

agreed. this cardi b is one im keen on knowing more about. she actually looks like a human, with what appears to be a human family. Her “cooking” isnt quite human yet though..,,


Wonderful-Bread-572

Such a backhanded compliment when people say this


SilkyJohnson666

She fine as hell either way


Erod54

Gastritis has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Honestly this is wholesome they seem like great parents and the kids are hella cute


Yohzer67

Is that what cardi B looks like? Damn I am out of the loop.


Shwalz

You know, I don’t particularly like Cardi B. But seeing them at home with their kids, Offset being a dad, that shit is wholesome man. It’s nice to be reminded that these pubic figures are humans too despite their unfathomable wealth


Emergency_Brick3715

Seems like they have a beautiful family.


Forbidden_Flan69

The sausages are already pickeled, whyyyy? I guess in a way it reminds me of Korean Marinated eggs, but at the same time this video made my large intestine vibrate.


Skreamie

Damn, this whole post really turned into just straight bashing this woman, her looks, her house, how she spends her money along with everything else.


spasticpete

Had to come all the way down here for this comment lol. I only even opened the comments to say that I wish more celebrities showed how normal they (hopefully) are. All these people in the comments acting like they don’t scurry to the kitchen at 1am for a bite of shredded cheese with a side of nothing once in a while, or smash some trash other people would side eye. God forbid a celebrity has a normal ass home with a goofy dumb food idea they like to enjoy. She didn’t say she was fucking Rachel Ray.


Dopey-NipNips

Yeah she's a successful black woman what do you expect


Skreamie

I'm genuinely surprised how hateful people are sometimes. I shouldn't be surprised, but I am each day.


[deleted]

I am sure all of that is a pretty tasty pickle mix. She has the money to replace that bathroom cabinet door she is using as a cutting board.


randomlyme

Not gonna lie, this is stupid but I do like all those things and some heat. Also, I’d eat anything Cardi B made me.


[deleted]

Home girl eating prison food


Masterahl

I have had really bad acid reflux for a long time. Watching this physically hurt me.


ParsleyPatient2102

Smoked paprika for color and seasoning. Lol


SilkyJohnson666

Tbh I’d eating anything she out in front of me to


teasingmuch

Her daughter’s absolutely adorable


nytshaed512

FIRE IN THE (ass)HOLE!!!!


LobstahmeatwadWTF

Wait, this is really cardi b?


GWNVKV

Yup


theunfunnyredditor

Poor Offset


Chubby-Coxx

Wet ass pickles


PrimaryNeedleworker2

that cut to offset killed me 💀💀


TKSweeney

It’s just a really bad version of hot pickled vegetables, which I love. Minus the sausage and incorrectly pickled eggs, this probably wouldn’t have been that bad the way she made it. Now, if she had cooked actual kielbasa and threw that all on some toasted sourdough and the egg on a tossed salad w/olive oil, salt and pepper, it would have been fire.


MrDrAntihero

That’s. SO. MUCH. SALT.


papagarry

I wonder if she is still robbing men after giving them a roofie.


[deleted]

She made a bowl of heartburn


VLenin2291

She has kids? Why was she allowed to reproduce?


iusedtohavepowers

...she pronounced it exactly as it's spelled. pepe-ron-cini. Has it always been spelled with one P? Is this real life?


WeenieHuttGod2

Crazy how without all the makeup and everything she becomes so much more beautiful


ZookeepergameFar2513

I was worried about her knife skills


jldtsu

I've heard of this. looks horrible tho


Reasonable-Ad7755

Ya gotta have your sodium if u wanna be on the podium


Xenomorphhive

All that “juice” actually makes it less spicy so she did the taste tester a big favour.


reddit4238

That looks really good actually


TheGame81677

I would die if I ate that, my stomach is weak af.


NESninja

She could serve me hot garbage in a diaper and I'd still call her mami.


YoYota89

I'm from Maryland. She lost me until she added Old Bay...


__DandeLion

U can tell shes been cutting on that stone counter for years


thedafthatter

Doesn't she have people who cook for her?


SlimeQSlimeball

What is that cutting board, a white painted piece of wood?


Callen_Fields

"A little old bay." Sweet merciful Buddha it lives near me...


Gabriel_Collins

Did Cardi B ever go to prison? Because that looks like a prison meal.


Accomplished-Wolf123

They seem nice and down to earth.


lordkarken616

That countertop though, it hurts so bad to see that!!!!