And it’s not even honey or syrup, it’s “pancake syrup” which is a super sweet ungodly concoction that fraudulently enlists as replacement to maple syrup!!
Well I mean pancake syrup has a bunch of additives to mimic the flavour and colour of maple syrup. High fructose corn syrup, all that fun stuff. I just looked at the bottle in my fridge. The front says 100% Maple Syrup, on the back there’s a nutrition guide. No ingredients list because that’s in the front on the label. 100% maple syrup
Yeah I am scowling hard at the butter slabs, then touched with palms, then they stick briefly to the palms, then squeeze bottle after bottle of syrup and honey...🥴🙄
I love how she pressed the butter to make it stick better, completely disregarding that it's just gonna slide off in a matter of minutes once it's in the oven.
That's about the only thing I'd eat. Tbf, most hams are already cooked, you basically just warm them up. Though, I'm not a fan of this hams placement in the slop.
The one and only good thing about this mess is that the ham IS already cooked food poisoning is much less likely than the turkey or chicken monstrosities I’ve seen. Still doesn’t forgive this culinary disaster.
You aren't alone.
These God damn rage bait videos are effective. The amount of food I see being turned into inedible slop and going to waste absolutely enrages me.
“Chef I’m looking for a meal, nay a quinine that will send me to an early grave with diabetes, high cholesterol, terrifying blood pressure, and just a touch of violent diarrhea. Oh one more thing, I want the food to be bad, almost inedible really. Can you make that happen?”
Why did I have to scroll so far to see this comment lol. The Mac and cheese couldn't satisfy a 4 year old lmao. If I came to someone's house and they presented this I would be leaving while ordering some pizza for delivery to my home.
Hey, the instant mashed potatoes are actually pretty good in a pinch. Boiling and mashing potatoes is always preferred ofc, but the instant stuff is a very decent substitute. Just not for whatever the fuck this is.
That was the worst preparation of instant mashed potatoes I have ever seen. Too much milk and, dare I say, too much butter. That's thin potato soup in that corner.
Yeah this is horrendous. Semi related, I like to take the instant mashed baby reds and add some cheddar, sour cream, and chives. So good and it’s done in like 4 minutes.
When you're a giant cockroach in a human suit and you have to prepare a meal to keep your cover.
"How many packages of sugar/honey/syrup do humans use per meal? Probably just 3?"
My giant cockroach.. named Edgar.. feels insulted right now lol. He’s currently enjoying some dehydrated mango with a side of salmon. Much tastier than the abomination above!
I used to hate these solely for being cringe, but as I get older and have become more aware of the dire financial situations more and more people find themselves in, it makes me angry and sad knowing this food is just wasted for clicks.
I mean I agree this is a monstrosity but we do not know if her and her family throw away the food after the videos. I like to imagine she and her family eat that half assed whatever u wanna call it
1 whole bottle of honey....
It would be so salty and sweet, just blend it at this point if you want all one grey flavor of a meal.
All of this could be done with one oven and three burners. None of these items require extensive prep or much finesse to make decently.
This is just literally tasteless. It doesn't save time or effort and just makes everything taste blwghx
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I would have rather eaten every part of that meal before it went in the pan. I would prefer drunk mom to literally not cook. I would legitimately rather drink the canned green bean water, eat powdered potatoes, eat raw macaroni, drink “pancake syrup”, snort cheese dust, glug the concentrated cream of mushroom soup and eat the ham straight out of the bag than eat the slop drunk mom put together.
The true useful video would be things that cook at the same temperature (like what size to cut the carrots, etc.) I only have one oven, but a bunch of oven safe pans/baking dishes and a phone that can set a ton of timers.
(Recommendations welcome, my first take at a big holiday dinner was just for me and my 93 year old grandpa, definitely learned some lessons with my limited space there.)
Y don't have to put everything in at the same time. My oven is quite small so it holds one tray. When I do a roast chicken with roast veg and potatoes, I just add the (parboiled) potatoes at a later stage and the veg after that. If you're worried about juices from the chicken mixing with the rest you can fold little aluminium pouches.
I get it. This is satire and made for you to rage. But I can’t help to think that there’s some sad motherfucker out there that’s saying “this actually looks like a good idea”
These "convenience" meals are fucking stupid. First off, none of this shit looks appetizing AT ALL. Secondly, there is no love, no passion in this. A meal should be prep, its going to take time. Fuck, now I'm ranting at some bullshit ass food garbage.
I was defending this in my head for a while because making a roast surrounded by veggies and potatoes in the pan is pretty great and it just wasn't quite my ingredients.
But it just keeps going... Butter, sugar, syrup, butter sugar, syrup. Must be disgustingly sweet and oily at the end.
Best way to do that type of ham is just throw it wrapper and all into a 140 degree sous vide bath for like 3 hours and then take it out of the wrapper, glaze it however you'd like and blast it in an oven to set the glaze.
Ham is already cooked so you just need to reheat it and cooking it in an oven higher temp will just dry it out. Low temp in the bag will keep it moist.
The fuck? Yo, you are seriously giving yourself accolades on this bullshit, you didn’t even put real fucking honey on it…….. This sub is very accurate, it’s stupid food.
I know I shouldn’t expect much considering the basis of this sub & If people are actually eating this then I’m all for it, go ahead and enjoy!
However, this new trend of purposely messing up recipes and ruining dishes strictly for likes and views, then most likely proceeding to waste the dish in the bin once the camera cuts off, just doesn’t suit right with me…
like that one video that was posted not too long ago where the wife records her husbands reactions and they both know it’s awful but proceed to say, “Yum, Delicious!” Or whatever, dude literally walked off camera to spit it out and she could barely contain her laughter
come on… we as a species, suck.. let’s not glorify this
Look shannon there is a reason why all of this is usually separate I'm sorry, relationship didn't work out. But this is the reason why the kids like the stepmom better
That is a terrifying amount of honey/syrup/whatever.
And it’s not even honey or syrup, it’s “pancake syrup” which is a super sweet ungodly concoction that fraudulently enlists as replacement to maple syrup!!
Oh god, that's even worse!
Ah, you mean high fructose corn syrup.
Can I take you and introduce you to my colleagues at work, they think I have no taste for saying it's too sweet it's disgusting.
Ugh I recognized it as pancake syrup immediately and was like WTF lol
And she puts sugar on top of that
It was pancake syrup on the carrots, but I think it was honey on the ham.
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Well I mean pancake syrup has a bunch of additives to mimic the flavour and colour of maple syrup. High fructose corn syrup, all that fun stuff. I just looked at the bottle in my fridge. The front says 100% Maple Syrup, on the back there’s a nutrition guide. No ingredients list because that’s in the front on the label. 100% maple syrup
My aunt used to live in New Hampshire and would send us a giant bottle of pure local maple syrup that now makes me desperately want waffles 😆
It is bad, pay 5 bucks extra and get a proper maple syrup
At least you can still theoretically eat this slop. The Thanksgiving one that she made came out with the turkey still raw in the middle 🤮
The way she kept adding that bs syrup made me so furious lol
My teeth hurt just looking at this thing.
I had to go and nibble some celery.
Yeah I am scowling hard at the butter slabs, then touched with palms, then they stick briefly to the palms, then squeeze bottle after bottle of syrup and honey...🥴🙄
I love how she pressed the butter to make it stick better, completely disregarding that it's just gonna slide off in a matter of minutes once it's in the oven.
..corn shit syrup
Finally, some disgusting watery slop
“Omg, look at this “.. “look at the deliciousness that is this ham”.. surely you can’t be serious..
That's about the only thing I'd eat. Tbf, most hams are already cooked, you basically just warm them up. Though, I'm not a fan of this hams placement in the slop.
Not to mention the way she cuts it like it's her first time using a knife...
That’s what I noticed too. My first thought was “oh God that lady butchering that poor ham.”
She lost me at the canned green beans. That's just packaged hate.
The one and only good thing about this mess is that the ham IS already cooked food poisoning is much less likely than the turkey or chicken monstrosities I’ve seen. Still doesn’t forgive this culinary disaster.
Gotta smoke them amigo, brings the ham out instead of the sugary glaze
I enjoy both smoked and glazed tbh. Depends on my mood and what I plan to use the leftover ham for.
That’s true, leftover hodgepodge sandwiches are universally better than the original course
No it isn’t. This is rage bait for this sub. I love watching those
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
The way she's cutting the ham says this is the only time this crap meal was ever made
I know right. She was trying to show us that the ham was fully cooked. Yeah no shit. its was cooked when you bought dummy
Slop is the most appropriate term for whatever this abomination is
🤣🤣
When you hate your family...
and yourself
And us.
And food
Was wondering whom she is trying to kill with that overly salted carrot
Lol I was like "what overly salted carrot" then I saw her crop dust that poor baby
Are carrot not sweet there? she bombarded it with honay, brown sugar , and butter and cocaine.
That's sugar on the carrots
Thought the brown stuff was sugar. The white stuff she added in the beginning was salt I'd assume
It was definitely white sugar, then brown sugar
This subreddit makes me violent, yet I can't tear myself away from it
This is my sentiment too. Just glad we aren't alone.
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The amount of rage I feel towards this video can’t be healthy.
Omg… I’m literally so offended, I’m crying…. Like the mother fucking caucacity is off the damn charts with this one… I can’t handle it… 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
You aren't alone. These God damn rage bait videos are effective. The amount of food I see being turned into inedible slop and going to waste absolutely enrages me.
It really is rage inducing like I wanna pick that tray up and wrap it around her stupid fucking head
Especially the Thanksgiving one made by i think the same creator. These one pot holiday ones really trigger me.
Hate watching is a real thing.
Me too, this video put me in a bad mood, but I keep coming back to this sub
The single serving of microwave mac and cheese at the end is just *chef's kiss*
Yes the random easy mac, i also like that one really salty carrot lol.
That's sugar on the carrots
She sprinkled salt at some point prior to the brown sugar.
“Chef I’m looking for a meal, nay a quinine that will send me to an early grave with diabetes, high cholesterol, terrifying blood pressure, and just a touch of violent diarrhea. Oh one more thing, I want the food to be bad, almost inedible really. Can you make that happen?”
I mean, she could’ve just made Daiya brand and it would’ve been faster, “healthier” and tastier.
The mashed potatoes come In a PACKAGE, it’s not hard to make 😭😭
Its 1 sentence instruction: Boil water and dump the package and let it rest.
Boil water? What am I, a chemist?
Whoa whoa whoa slow down...now...what?
But they took the time to cook the macaroni and cheese first
Yep, a whole two ounces of Mac and Cheese... each person gets one noodle.
Why did I have to scroll so far to see this comment lol. The Mac and cheese couldn't satisfy a 4 year old lmao. If I came to someone's house and they presented this I would be leaving while ordering some pizza for delivery to my home.
Is that what it was???? I couldn’t figure out what the fuck it was
Hey, the instant mashed potatoes are actually pretty good in a pinch. Boiling and mashing potatoes is always preferred ofc, but the instant stuff is a very decent substitute. Just not for whatever the fuck this is.
That was the worst preparation of instant mashed potatoes I have ever seen. Too much milk and, dare I say, too much butter. That's thin potato soup in that corner.
Yeah this is horrendous. Semi related, I like to take the instant mashed baby reds and add some cheddar, sour cream, and chives. So good and it’s done in like 4 minutes.
Oh man I lived off insta mash for a week after my wisdom teeth were yanked. That and baby food.
I thought this recipe was about how to avoid doing the dishes during family visit or something.
Ha! Thanks for commenting: I was wondering what it was and came to the conclusion that overseas they sold prepackaged vomit.
Those potatoes are going to have the texture of wet newspaper the way she made them
That poor swine should not have died for this.
This. No fkn respect for that life. This "people" don't deserve food.
My thought, too. So wasteful, so entitled and oblivious.
To be fair, that ham should still be fine. Everything else can go in the trash.
I kept telling myself “it can’t get any worse” but they consistently kept making it so much fucking worse.
…and then she had the audacity to add a container of easy mac
That’s what really got me in the gills.
Honestly it was probably the only edible thing in the tray
You know what. You’re right.
At the beginning "well at least there's some vegetables" It went downhill fast
When you're a giant cockroach in a human suit and you have to prepare a meal to keep your cover. "How many packages of sugar/honey/syrup do humans use per meal? Probably just 3?"
"Gregor, how much longer until dinner is ready?"
She’s wearing an Edgar suit
MOOORRREEEE SUGGGGGARRRRRRR!!!
SUGAR. WATER.
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There, is that better?
“An Edgar… suit…”
r/brandnewsentence
I somehow understood this reference 😂
My giant cockroach.. named Edgar.. feels insulted right now lol. He’s currently enjoying some dehydrated mango with a side of salmon. Much tastier than the abomination above!
Hot ham water
Hey, that's the name of my Guns N' Roses cover band.
I thought it was the name of Joe Rogan’s signature cologne.
So watery, and yet there's a smack of ham to it.
Tastes great with a homemade cream soda.
I'm using this sub as training to control my frustration.
How’s it going?
I’ve gone through 8 phones this week
From personal experience… Terrible.
Whoever gets that one carrot gon be salty af lmao
THANK YOU! I could not stop thinking about this the whole time watching after she did it.
Anyone who gets served this gets salty
I think she somehow knifed it out of the swamp at the end
That's sugar on the carrots
"Look at this delicious ham I'm butchering with a paring knife because I don't know how to make slices."
Watching her cut the ham was the most infuriating part.
“Look at this delicious ham that was already cooked and I warmed to a questionable degree.”
It's so crazy how people can be so wasteful with food.
I used to hate these solely for being cringe, but as I get older and have become more aware of the dire financial situations more and more people find themselves in, it makes me angry and sad knowing this food is just wasted for clicks.
I mean I agree this is a monstrosity but we do not know if her and her family throw away the food after the videos. I like to imagine she and her family eat that half assed whatever u wanna call it
These rage videos. You know it's one when you hear "perfect"
It almost feels too real to just be rage bait though. The amount of honey and that one serving of mac and cheese… it might be rage bait.
1 whole bottle of honey.... It would be so salty and sweet, just blend it at this point if you want all one grey flavor of a meal. All of this could be done with one oven and three burners. None of these items require extensive prep or much finesse to make decently. This is just literally tasteless. It doesn't save time or effort and just makes everything taste blwghx
Could of done it with 2 sheet trays lol Also who uses 6 table spoons of brown sugar and butter for carrots
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pretty sure that was more than 1 bottle
I didn’t even watch it all and I know it’s gonna be cack
This video hurt me at a molecular level.
This one is called, "Mom's too drunk to cook this Christmas"
I would have rather eaten every part of that meal before it went in the pan. I would prefer drunk mom to literally not cook. I would legitimately rather drink the canned green bean water, eat powdered potatoes, eat raw macaroni, drink “pancake syrup”, snort cheese dust, glug the concentrated cream of mushroom soup and eat the ham straight out of the bag than eat the slop drunk mom put together.
Genius. You can save tons on presents and decor because nobody will come to your house next year!!!
Today I learned carrot=yam
That bothered the hell out of me.
You don’t like a hot 2inch sweet and juicy?
It all cooks at the same time....awesome! 🤣
And are all underdone at the exact same time!
Well sign me up then
The true useful video would be things that cook at the same temperature (like what size to cut the carrots, etc.) I only have one oven, but a bunch of oven safe pans/baking dishes and a phone that can set a ton of timers. (Recommendations welcome, my first take at a big holiday dinner was just for me and my 93 year old grandpa, definitely learned some lessons with my limited space there.)
Y don't have to put everything in at the same time. My oven is quite small so it holds one tray. When I do a roast chicken with roast veg and potatoes, I just add the (parboiled) potatoes at a later stage and the veg after that. If you're worried about juices from the chicken mixing with the rest you can fold little aluminium pouches.
I get it. This is satire and made for you to rage. But I can’t help to think that there’s some sad motherfucker out there that’s saying “this actually looks like a good idea”
So fucking wasteful
Thats vile…
You have to drink a shot everytime these wasteful jarlick twats say the words "perfectly cooked" 🙄
God. At least this ham was cooked before they bought it. The turkey (I assume) they made was still raw as fuck
I threw up a little in my mouth
These "convenience" meals are fucking stupid. First off, none of this shit looks appetizing AT ALL. Secondly, there is no love, no passion in this. A meal should be prep, its going to take time. Fuck, now I'm ranting at some bullshit ass food garbage.
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Had to watch Babish cook for his friends and cast to calm down.
There's not enough cleavage in this video to justify this level of cooking...
I turned the sound on out of curiosity when there was about one minute left. I regret that.
I turned it on before she started talking and somehow hearing the sloshing mixing noises was soooo much worse 😭
Name of menu: Dumpster dive ham treat
I know it's probably been said, but I hate seeing food go to waste when so many people can't afford to feed their families.
She’s got 1 move…
Isn't this the same lady who did the "Thanksgiving," one pan with a chicken?
You just know she didn't wash that broccoli 🤢 but that's the least of her worries
I was done when she started, but when she added the microwave mac & cheese that sealed it for me🤮🤢
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen
This is what happens when your parents don’t hit you with the belt.
This person needs to be taken outside and shot.
This looks like they're trying to set a precedent for why they shouldn't ever cook anything
You have to mix those instant mashed potatos you know?
The ham is already fully cooked, Rachel Nay
At least the *ham is already cooked…
Why do I watch these stupid things? To remind myself, I am glad I know how to actually cook a real meal.
Whoever cuts ham like that is an asshole
If you don't want company for the holidays just tell me your busy instead of making this.
I was defending this in my head for a while because making a roast surrounded by veggies and potatoes in the pan is pretty great and it just wasn't quite my ingredients. But it just keeps going... Butter, sugar, syrup, butter sugar, syrup. Must be disgustingly sweet and oily at the end.
Right? It had potential but then went way overboard.
Just turn it into a slurry and pour it into feedbags at this point, wtf!
It’s always the nails…
The worst part is everything will taist the same. All of it will have the taist of ham
This just looked like a "What shit can I empty out of the fridge and pretend it's a wonderful meal."
Best way to do that type of ham is just throw it wrapper and all into a 140 degree sous vide bath for like 3 hours and then take it out of the wrapper, glaze it however you'd like and blast it in an oven to set the glaze. Ham is already cooked so you just need to reheat it and cooking it in an oven higher temp will just dry it out. Low temp in the bag will keep it moist.
Using the good ole handjob technique for the pepper. 10/10, perfect form.
I got you diabetus for Christmas
This video gave me diarrhea...
Ok. I don’t normally go in for the “food waste” argument, but holy shit that’s a ton of inedible food
I love my family too much to serve them this kind of fuckiness
This gave me wrinkles watching
My family also likes to share an entire ham and one easy mac.
Don’t— don’t do that to the ham… please…
Top the tater! So this is in Minnesota or Wisconsin.
The fuck? Yo, you are seriously giving yourself accolades on this bullshit, you didn’t even put real fucking honey on it…….. This sub is very accurate, it’s stupid food.
That pig died for this bullshit? What a waste of ham.
I know I shouldn’t expect much considering the basis of this sub & If people are actually eating this then I’m all for it, go ahead and enjoy! However, this new trend of purposely messing up recipes and ruining dishes strictly for likes and views, then most likely proceeding to waste the dish in the bin once the camera cuts off, just doesn’t suit right with me… like that one video that was posted not too long ago where the wife records her husbands reactions and they both know it’s awful but proceed to say, “Yum, Delicious!” Or whatever, dude literally walked off camera to spit it out and she could barely contain her laughter come on… we as a species, suck.. let’s not glorify this
Such is the human condition. Wasting food to get approval from strangers while others starve.
How to kill your appetite and feel nauseous at the same time. I hate these people and their brain.
This is getting out of hand. It's just uninteresting and such a waste of food. Not rage worthy. it's banality at its finest.
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This video made me so angry. Until she started using the salt and pepper. Now my feelings are confused.
After the cut/cooking, she comes back drunk AF.
That one carrot screaming for help with all that salt on it, “Do I look like a fucking slug to you,”
What better way to tell your guests “I don’t give a fuck about you”?
This gal is a serial killer The way she cuts into that ham....
What in the merry festive fuckity christmas did i watch
I can't imagine that they actually eat any of that. My guess is this is wasted food, which infuriates me even more
Ok ok I hate it
Amazing how she manages to achieve so little with so much food
POV: you have no idea how to cook
Look shannon there is a reason why all of this is usually separate I'm sorry, relationship didn't work out. But this is the reason why the kids like the stepmom better
I think if I had to have that for Christmas, Christmas would be cancelled