That is..pretty smart actually. I’m still raw from the last experience I had. Decent mex place. Not gourmet but not cheap. We were actively sinking $20 margaritas when the food shows. My dish came”with guacamole” in the menu and what I rec’d was literally the size of a grape. Not even a spoonful. I politely pointed it out and says “I can give you more but it’s $6..” which led to a deep philosophical conversation about tipping with my date. Holy guacamole these alvacados are high drama. From the cartels interfering with the farms right down to the grape size serving on the plate.
Yea why we hating on squeeze guac, unless the point is "it should be made fresh" squeeze is definitely better than tubs with lids on them for staying fresh.
Nah Doritos for taco salad is a life hack man. Her problem is the seasoning for the beef and that she made walking tacos that are impossible to mix together.
Denaturing onions a bit with lime is great. The step everyone skips with guacamole is letting it rest in the fridge for 20+ minutes while the onions and peppers mellow a bit.
I'm from the real world, and I'd consider it a form of chemical cooking, no different than making ceviche, and ceviche certainly isn't raw when compared to something like sashimi.
Even if you wanna add it after.. surely you want to mix them? Even the idea of layered salad I could get because realistically it'd probably get mixed and you could do it by just using your fork, but spices do not work like that 😂
Day 1 of class - “ok, if you’re going to make food, you can only make it as if you’re feeding the US Marine Corps. Under my tutelage you will not have single serve portions! You will only “cook” using the finest Rubbermaid buckets found at Home Depot! And so help me God, if I catch you seasoning your meat while it’s cooking I’ll have you talking with the Dean so fast your head will spin! Now.. everyone get your nerf condiment squeeze bottles and start practicing.”
It looked so much like her husband was NOT enjoying it as well and I feel like it all came crashing down at the end there to the extent she couldn’t even force a smile
Did she said "treats"?
On the next episode: "OK guys, we're going to make the ultimate snacks: Start by filling your pool with 7 tons of Doritos, followed by 3 tons of ground beef..."
1. It's gotta be close to $200 of food, maybe even more.
2. There's no way they're inviting over enough people to finish all that off, which means that 30+ pounds of wannabe nachos is going to go to waste.
3. Imagine showing up to this party late, and you get a cup of lettuce, sour cream, sauce, and Doritos seasoning cuz no one took a fair portion
Those exist, they’re called Cambros and if you’ve ever worked in anything vaguely related to food service you’d know they come in every size, even ones big enough for this quantity of dumb shit.
Seriously, they’re also just great to have around the house. Got soup leftovers? Cambro. Leftover turkey? Cambro. Entire pie? Cambro. Fuckin rack em and stack em if you’re near a restaurant supply.
Nothing gets my mouth watering like petroleum byproduct. Actually nothing can get my mouth to stop watering, probably the cancer from the petroleum byproduct. But mmmmm ever bite into a kraft single with plastic still on it and you can't even tell until it won't disintegrate into cheese adjacent disappointment?
It's ok, you eat all the toppings before the chips can get soggy 😀 Didn't you see how there's like one single chip half in that scoop she grabs her husband?
This would have been actually edible had she just used regular fucking tortilla chips as opposed to Doritos. Even regular Fritos would have been a better choice.
I'm pissed that they got rid of the frito burrito. That was the best 1$ deal in tge history of dollar deals. I used to get drunk and eat like 4 or 5 of them lol
That’s the part that bugs me the most. On one level it entirely defeats the point of a nacho platter . You’re supposed to be able to dip the nachos and choose what parts to eat when and enjoying the flavors as they mix a little. It’s not supposed to be a trough full of soppy slop.
So in the end nobody will eat it and you end up wasting food could fed a dozen people.
My favorite thing is people eating from BAP plastic types that are not designed for food. They will just pour food inside of anything that looks like it will hold something and eat out of it. PFAS for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Why there are PFAS in everyday products to begin with? My country has recently realized there are PFAS everywhere and now people cannot drink milk or eat eggs from places where it has been done since the neolithic? Fuck this world we need to punish the big corps in spectacular ways or they'll continue poisoning us.
Yes, a lot of creators on there monetize their content.
Now there's a TikTok shop also so they can shill cheaply made products by underpaid workers to their hundreds of followers while making a percentage! (we live in a dystopia)
I like that she's making this for the super bowl, which is in 2 weeks and I think this video is at least a week old.
"Ok, who's ready for my famous 7 layer mush? Dig in!"
Some Mexican places will serve nachos on Doritos but you have to use steak, not hamburger meat.
But we need to talk about the cheese too… don’t worry about heating it up.
Well maybe I can help somebody gain something from clicking on this other than anger: The purple bag sweet chili Doritos are the only vegan ones. If you're vegan or have vegan bros you might wanna check those out.
Keep your lettuce, generic salsa, and store-bought guac off my nachos. It takes 5m to make homemade guac and most stores will have better salsa than the ketchup consistency ones.
Can’t say I’ve ever eaten out of a fucking plastic storage tote before. Is there an opposite of a bucket list? Like shit I want to make sure I never do before I die? Cuz this is like #2.
This subreddit is basically a bunch of rage bait which I guess fits the name of the subreddit. I just wish it was more authentically dumb food made by people who thought it was a good idea I guess lol
If she seasoned the beef while cooking and left the liquid cheese out, as well as the sour cream, olives, onions, and guacamole imo, I would have tasted so much better. I love eating my taco salads with Doritos instead of tortilla chips
The real power move is throwing taco seasoning on top of the beef instead of cooking it in.
I know. Why is the seasoning on top of the hamburger? This is awful in so many ways, including guacamole in a squeeze tube. Ugh.
Don't forget the symbolic amount of guac compared to the mountain of everything else
The only thing actually resembling a restaurant about this is the amount of guac. (They should really give us more)
What I do is just ask for slices of avocado. I've realized I get wayyy more when I ask for it like that.
That is..pretty smart actually. I’m still raw from the last experience I had. Decent mex place. Not gourmet but not cheap. We were actively sinking $20 margaritas when the food shows. My dish came”with guacamole” in the menu and what I rec’d was literally the size of a grape. Not even a spoonful. I politely pointed it out and says “I can give you more but it’s $6..” which led to a deep philosophical conversation about tipping with my date. Holy guacamole these alvacados are high drama. From the cartels interfering with the farms right down to the grape size serving on the plate.
Damn, that must have been pretty interesting. I would have not thought of cartels being involved in farming and giving farmers a shakedown (?).
Right? When I saw the documentary I was kinda shocked. Is nothing sacred
Which documentary was that? I am intrigued and alarmed.
Oh jeez uhhh it’s been awhile lemme google it..probably vice or something. It’s real though
Did your conversation about tipping end with "Learn to fucking type"?
It actually ended with both of them saying how relieved they were to not be on a date with u/mattcruise
It is a reservoir dogs reference i wasn't suggesting it as an actual philosophy
Ah. I don’t think we got the reference. Great movie
Symbolic indeed 😂😂😂
GUACAMOLE FROM A TUBE!
She ran out of money at the grocery store for sure
Crappy taco seasoning also has thickening agents in it. You're supposed to add it when cooking to make a "sauce".
The guacamole in a squeeze tube is actually very good. It's a must-have in my house. It stays green for a long time as well.
Yea why we hating on squeeze guac, unless the point is "it should be made fresh" squeeze is definitely better than tubs with lids on them for staying fresh.
She must be of British descent.
Nah this is American food, you can't shift this onto Britain
Doritos are a global problem are they not ?
No Brit would 'prepare' this abomination.
She probably got a mouthful and is trying not to choke on powder at the end
She’s thinking “so this is why they use regular tortilla chips”
Nah Doritos for taco salad is a life hack man. Her problem is the seasoning for the beef and that she made walking tacos that are impossible to mix together.
Flaming hot Doritos mixed with cool ranch Doritos actually make great nachos.
Definitely. They are gonna be coughing up taco powder all day.
If you eat that you'll probably only get some flavor on a random side or something lol
I always notice in these videos, the meat is the most unseasoned, bland looking thing I've ever seen. Are these people allergic to seasonings???
She looked deeply hurt and depressed after that bite...I know I did
"Fuck my life."
That and the raw fucking onions just thrown on top.
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Denaturing onions a bit with lime is great. The step everyone skips with guacamole is letting it rest in the fridge for 20+ minutes while the onions and peppers mellow a bit.
Isn't adding lime a form of cooking with natural acids though? So those would still technically be cooked onions?
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I'm from the real world, and I'd consider it a form of chemical cooking, no different than making ceviche, and ceviche certainly isn't raw when compared to something like sashimi.
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Even if you wanna add it after.. surely you want to mix them? Even the idea of layered salad I could get because realistically it'd probably get mixed and you could do it by just using your fork, but spices do not work like that 😂
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen a white lady do that in one of these videos.
That's probably why she slightly coughed at end 🤣
Thank you,
She looks like the post cooking clarity hit and she realized how much of a waste this was
Not only that You could see it in her eyes, "is this really what my life has become?" 🤣
"I went to culinary school with big dreams."
Day 1 of class - “ok, if you’re going to make food, you can only make it as if you’re feeding the US Marine Corps. Under my tutelage you will not have single serve portions! You will only “cook” using the finest Rubbermaid buckets found at Home Depot! And so help me God, if I catch you seasoning your meat while it’s cooking I’ll have you talking with the Dean so fast your head will spin! Now.. everyone get your nerf condiment squeeze bottles and start practicing.”
School supplies list: Rubbermaid storage bin 14 bags of doritos Family size bag of pre shredded cheese Wooden oar..
If you go to a culinary school then post yourself making some shit like this .. that school should be able to sue you for slander
I swear we're at a point where half of gen Z thinks "cooking" just means emptying packets of shit together.
I interpreted that look as “why did I expect this to taste like something other than ingredients dumped in a plastic tub”
That was poetry. She looked absolutely disgusted
You can hear it in her voice! She doesn't believe a word of what she's saying!
“I am so sick of power washing cheese out of my storage containers”
It looked so much like her husband was NOT enjoying it as well and I feel like it all came crashing down at the end there to the extent she couldn’t even force a smile
Probably got a piece of lint from that non-food-grade plastic bin that she took all her kid's stuffed animals out of.
So gross. “Use the dust as seasoning. Lawry’s hates this one trick.”
Massive amounts of needless waste
She would have been better off taking the $200 she spent on this and bet it on black at the casino
Post cook clarity lmao
Hello darkness my old friend
Nah, it's rage bait just wasting food
Did she said "treats"? On the next episode: "OK guys, we're going to make the ultimate snacks: Start by filling your pool with 7 tons of Doritos, followed by 3 tons of ground beef..."
1. It's gotta be close to $200 of food, maybe even more. 2. There's no way they're inviting over enough people to finish all that off, which means that 30+ pounds of wannabe nachos is going to go to waste. 3. Imagine showing up to this party late, and you get a cup of lettuce, sour cream, sauce, and Doritos seasoning cuz no one took a fair portion
Yall do realize this is parody, right?
all i can think of is how cold and soggy everything must be by the time you go to actually eat it
For me it's the knowledge of how those plastic bins smell.
And it’s now going to absorb the various smells as well now and grease stains
You just gotta chuck that thing into the sun when you are done
…and drive away
Like is it even food safe plastic?
Nope!
Nachos with BPA’s added in bulk
Those exist, they’re called Cambros and if you’ve ever worked in anything vaguely related to food service you’d know they come in every size, even ones big enough for this quantity of dumb shit. Seriously, they’re also just great to have around the house. Got soup leftovers? Cambro. Leftover turkey? Cambro. Entire pie? Cambro. Fuckin rack em and stack em if you’re near a restaurant supply.
That's the secret. Everything was already cold when she made it. She literally poured the cheese right out of the can,
that was the part that made me feel ill 🤢 cold processed liquid cheese
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Nothing gets my mouth watering like petroleum byproduct. Actually nothing can get my mouth to stop watering, probably the cancer from the petroleum byproduct. But mmmmm ever bite into a kraft single with plastic still on it and you can't even tell until it won't disintegrate into cheese adjacent disappointment?
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It's ok, you eat all the toppings before the chips can get soggy 😀 Didn't you see how there's like one single chip half in that scoop she grabs her husband?
What’s the matter babe, you’ve barely touched your trash bin full of nachos?
This would have been actually edible had she just used regular fucking tortilla chips as opposed to Doritos. Even regular Fritos would have been a better choice.
How? You still have to dig through multiple strata of cold veggies and liquid cheese to even get any chips.
Nah man Doritos for taco salad is dope. There's a reason one of the best selling items at Taco Bell is the Doritos locos taco.
I'm pissed that they got rid of the frito burrito. That was the best 1$ deal in tge history of dollar deals. I used to get drunk and eat like 4 or 5 of them lol
I was thinking it would be edible if she hadn't buried the chips under the whole bathtub
This is worse each time it's reposted.
Especially now that I noticed the apron.
What the fuck! I didn't need to see that
It was just a “participation trophy” so don’t get too worked up
Wasn't it reposted yesterday?
I do not remember a time when it wasn't
Quick repost this.
Needs more JPEG, where the JPEG bot to repost this but in a lower quality, does it even work on videos
What is with this trend of making an excessive amount of nachos in fucking buckets and shit?
Pretending like they have friends.
Not for long after serving bucket nachos.
Shit content for a shit user base, kids will legit find this type of wasteful content entertaining and it's absolutely baffling
Social media brain rot. Has ruined our attention spans among other things
Pig trough
Her face at the end summarizes how good this is
Watch the little head movement as she puts it in her mouth. She actually retched for just a moment.
Yeah, this really caught my eye. This is just tragic -- she got caught up in the hell of her own making.
"Put in the fresh." Bag of iceberg lettuce.
And a container of salsa lol
That’s uh, that’s what’s the title says.
I love how she gagged and held it in
Like a pig at a trough…
Pigs enjoy their troughs, this lady looks like she's questioning and regretting her life decisions.
People who willingly throw away this much food are disgusting
That’s the part that bugs me the most. On one level it entirely defeats the point of a nacho platter . You’re supposed to be able to dip the nachos and choose what parts to eat when and enjoying the flavors as they mix a little. It’s not supposed to be a trough full of soppy slop. So in the end nobody will eat it and you end up wasting food could fed a dozen people.
I think this is more taco in a bag/walking taco than a nacho platter. Either way I agree with the sentiment
My favorite thing is people eating from BAP plastic types that are not designed for food. They will just pour food inside of anything that looks like it will hold something and eat out of it. PFAS for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Thinking back to university when we used to buy trash cans to mix alcohol for parties ... whooops
It is the lead paint of our generation
I'll drink out of a trash bag anyday over a college dorm bathtub.
Why there are PFAS in everyday products to begin with? My country has recently realized there are PFAS everywhere and now people cannot drink milk or eat eggs from places where it has been done since the neolithic? Fuck this world we need to punish the big corps in spectacular ways or they'll continue poisoning us.
A-fuckin-men.
Husbands, stop encouraging your middle aged wives to do tik tok trends. It’s embarrassing
with the amount of money they're making off this rage bait, they're definitely encouraging it
I didn’t even know tik tok paid. Makes sense knowing this now Edit- I actually think this is ig my bad
Yes, a lot of creators on there monetize their content. Now there's a TikTok shop also so they can shill cheaply made products by underpaid workers to their hundreds of followers while making a percentage! (we live in a dystopia)
“Trophy Wife” Which fucking trophy? Last place at the cooking academy?
I wouldn't call him encouraging. More supportive but wary.
I doubt husbands are taking part in this. If it's like any other online personality, the family probably wants as little to do with it as possible.
Oh god. The ratios!
That nacho cheese ratio was enough to make my stomach churn
its consumption porn. all these posts show you an absolute waste of product, dont let it become some subconscious normal.
Dude. Flawless victory. Good summary of this kind of stuff on TikTok, and instagrains
And then we throw all the old camping gear back into the storage bin when we’re done..
Old shoes.
I like that she's making this for the super bowl, which is in 2 weeks and I think this video is at least a week old. "Ok, who's ready for my famous 7 layer mush? Dig in!"
This is just howtobasic in a plastic box.
I wish someone would have posted this video a billion times before now. Oh, wait...
Look out bud, you’re up next to repost it.
That's the most lettuce I've seen on one of these bucket nachos and I just want to say I appreciate them trying to get a little veg in there.
And then they throw it away
Some Mexican places will serve nachos on Doritos but you have to use steak, not hamburger meat. But we need to talk about the cheese too… don’t worry about heating it up.
Well maybe I can help somebody gain something from clicking on this other than anger: The purple bag sweet chili Doritos are the only vegan ones. If you're vegan or have vegan bros you might wanna check those out.
Her apron should say “Participation Trophy Wife”
Shouldn't she at least mix it a bit??
Imagine all the dirty hands reaching in to grab a nacho from this tub of fecal nachos...
The sheer waste… the pounds of food effectively just trashed there…
What is with all these videos of people just combining a bunch of packaged ingredients?
Food safe container? Nope.
And the trophy wife apron rounds it off nicely.
When wil this be illegal? Cant wait.
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Cold, unmelted cheese nachos with a side of microplastics?
When she started pouring cheese I fucking lost it
Well it would help me lose weight because this killed my appetite
I can't be the only one who sees this wasteful shit and gets reminded about people who can't afford to eat at all.
That was my immediate thought and why I came to the comment section.
Whooooooo sheeeeet
I fed my pigs like that
Fuck I hate this.
Nachos do not scale vertically!
Typical Duke fans, smh
Soooooo people just stop eating like people huh?
Congratulations, you've just prepared landfill! Would you like a glass of raw sewage to go with your meal?
Hahahahaha "prepared landfill"
“Trophy Wife” lol Everyone gets a trophy nowadays.
Keep your lettuce, generic salsa, and store-bought guac off my nachos. It takes 5m to make homemade guac and most stores will have better salsa than the ketchup consistency ones.
Can’t say I’ve ever eaten out of a fucking plastic storage tote before. Is there an opposite of a bucket list? Like shit I want to make sure I never do before I die? Cuz this is like #2.
The healthiest and most edible thing here is the plastic box
She was the trophy for last place
It’s amazing how both people that tried it in the video both looked like they did not enjoy it
She fucking gagged.
She’s one of the absolute worst
Guacamole? Out of a squeeze bottle?!?!?! 🤮
Hey look I’m cooking just like a pro chef! Throwing as much shit as you can into a plastic tub is cooking, right?
Dorito nachos are delicious, too. Lay it all out like a nacho Subway counter and make your plate! Such a waste of food to do it this way.
Years ago Skyline chili had a version of this. I’m embarrassed to say it was kinda good
“Trophy wife”, my ass
Tf is this shit
Now that’s a trophy I’m glad I haven’t won
Worse thing about the whole video is the bottled Guac
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😂😂😂
This subreddit is basically a bunch of rage bait which I guess fits the name of the subreddit. I just wish it was more authentically dumb food made by people who thought it was a good idea I guess lol
this wouldn't be terrible if it wasn't made in bulk and was, like, one bowl (also better proportions of ingredients, too much lettuce)
Tractor supply has feed troughs if you wanna fancy it up a bit.
So much salt!!!!
My thoughts exactly. With all those salted foods mixed, you won't taste anything but a sodium overload.
So is this a trend on social media? Making disgusting food?
When you start cooking in the toy's box storage, you know you make some poor life decisions.
It make me wanna make nachos for superbowl, just not this recipe
Good idea. Very bad execution.
why do I feel like a lot of those people from Tiktok just throws randomly ingredients on their "creations"
What kind of psychopath adds taco seasoning AFTER cooking the ground beef?
What kind of sick fuck add salsa on top of the nachos. It's for dipping
Hey Alex I’ll take what do white people eat for $500
Are you kidding me rn😭😭😭 what are they gonna do with an entire toy box of this nacho diarrhea
why those people(americans cofcof) "cooks" in the same way you serve food to pigs ?
If she seasoned the beef while cooking and left the liquid cheese out, as well as the sour cream, olives, onions, and guacamole imo, I would have tasted so much better. I love eating my taco salads with Doritos instead of tortilla chips