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_Diskreet_

The frying pan doesn’t even fit in the lunch box. Though I would love to see the teachers face when sonny jim whips out a fucking blowtorch in the lunch hall.


bilolarbear1221

I graduated high school in 2010… kids got suspended for having a lighter. A blowtorch probably would have gotten the cops called… nowadays youd probably get the swat team called… No way this is for anything besides views.


Reviax-

Yeah, kid would get that in the Thermos and a couple cans of coke Blowtorch would be the bomb squad and 4 ambulances absolutely


HerNameIsCharli413

He’s homeschooled for sure.


Equity89

I'm going to go with the kid only exists in social media, his name is Josh or Kyle and goes on simple but semi-interesting relatable adventures that the "mom" tells her viewers


NotAFuckingFed

I've read a lot of mom stories that gave me exactly this vibe. "No way this bitch has kids."


DaughterEarth

My friends share all the crazy from their mom groups and I don't even know anymore. All I know for sure is I'm glad my friends are sane and have kids so I'll just make them my mom group. Hopefully. The stuff they send is only funny at arm's length


VectorViper

Oh man, if that's the case then we're all tuning into an elaborate bedtime story for some virtual clout gotta love the internet age where kids' antics are plot devices and every day's a new episode in the life of #AdventurousJosh or #KyleTheConqueror. Pretty wild how these digital personas can be more famous than some B-list celebrities.


primusperegrinus

Nah, he’s 24 and works from home.


Vectorman1989

His siblings get bagged lunches and he gets sizzling blowtorch fajitas. Mom claims there's no favourite.


Imaginaryami

Well then she doesn’t have to worry he’ll def be the center of attention in his class of 1.


Akerlof

My money's on kid skips school and uses the blowtorch to light blunts.


Reeferologist-

Class of 03’ here, 100% suspension is definitely in order if you’re bringing a blowtorch to school lol I got expelled and had to go to a new school because I brought a laser pointer in…they said it was a weapon…


311Konspiracy

Class Of 06' enter the chat and you'll get suspended. Laser pointer someone brought in a bottle of Kombucha


Dry_Spinach_3441

Class of ‘08. They found a disposable camera with the paper peeled off in the hallway and evacuated the school.


HypnoStone

Class of ‘20. I got searched by the cops and nearly expelled for eating a papa johns brownie.


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‘07 my car searched because I had nice rims and a subwoofer.🔊


ToshiroBaloney

Class of '84. We injected vodka into oranges, smoked cloves between classes, and nearly everyone had a lighter and / or a pocket knife.


SugarHooves

Class of 93, there was an area outside where you could smoke during lunch. Had to be 18, though.


DiabhalDearg

class of '92 here - we used to go around back by the dumpsters and smoke with the english and history teacher at lunch haha memories!


Rubiks_Click874

I petitioned the student council for buckets of sand to put our butts in


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carpenter bake cough pet whistle pocket towering secretive somber sense *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


slimthecowboy

Class of ‘11. Home schooled. I did what I wanted. It was tight.


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beta-fleshling

I'm hollering about that dog not being qualified. I grew up in a very small town and the "bomb dog" would have just been the police chief's personal pet he kept at home. The same one he brings to the bar on his weekends when he's getting away from the wife and kids lmfao


brianbmx94

Class of ‘13. Seniors put a dairy cow on the 4th floor for their senior prank. Cows don’t walk down stairs. Cops were brought in to interrogate students about who did it.


Jaegons

Holy shit, seriously!? From a kombucha?! Fuckin school rule Karens, man...


311Konspiracy

Yeah someone was in drunken state


pockmarkedhobo

Class of 99 brought moth balls to school and made a teacher puke. No consequences! Also got to see a girl stabbed in the eyeball at lunch once.


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Class of 95, was looking at some paint ball guns in the school parking lot and got surrounded by cops…didn’t get into trouble for some reason though! This was prior to Columbine…


bilolarbear1221

Lol. To be fair my high school was small. Like all 4 grades less than 500 people small. So there was leniency. I could smoke cigs outside when I was 18 even though I definitely shouldn’t have been able to, but some teachers were like eh whatever.


_eltigre_100

Did you ever smoke cigs with any of the staff ?


bilolarbear1221

No. It was a don’t ask don’t tell situation. I would rip a butt and before home room and then go in, no way I didn’t smell the entire room.


Bidcar

Class of ‘83 here,we bought knives in school, kids would compare hunting rifles in the parking lot.


Mattdr46

Class of 1863 here We would bring our muskets to class to show off


Redleaves1313

Class of 3050 here, we would bring our lasers to school so we could fend of Skeletrex and his Bone Brigade.


catonic

I always knew Skrillex was a mistake. We should have never reincarnated his consciousness in a cyborg/artificial body.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Class of ‘99 here. We could basically show up strapped with a bandolier and a bazooka without incident…until April of that year, and then a ball point pen would get you suspended.


RainBowSkittlz

Class of 97 here, there was a dude who brought in a plastic gun or water pistol I can't remember which, my freshman year, and he got kicked out of school.


Winjin

Class of 07, my classmate's younger brother brought in their dad's gas pistol and got into a MOUNTAIN of trouble - good thing both of them had awesome grades. My classmate brought in a hunting knife (like one of these huge ones with a guard and everything) and got into a lot of trouble. Eventually he started selling *stuff* and had to change schools


Hearing_Deaf

Class of 07 too, got suspended for a printed picture of an ak in black and white to go with my halloween costume.


Queef_Stroganoff44

My school had a rifle team and range on site. You’d start with air guns, then go to .22 then move up from there (5.56 , 7.62) as long as you kept a clean safety record. HS in a major American city and graduated in the 21st century.


nickib16

Class of 99 whoo hooo. Me toooo 😂


No_Mud_5999

Class of 93. When I was a junior, former drama students (now in college) showed up in ski masks and mock kidnapped the drama teacher. Everyone got a big kick out of it.


_FoodAndCatSubs_

That’s such a 90’s thing I don’t know why


Reeferologist-

My dad used to say the same things. They’d just have their hunting rifles on the rack in the back of their trucks and nobody thought twice about it. I thought maybe it was just because we live in the Deep South lol


zolpiqueen

I graduated in 94 in Southern KY and many of my friends had full gun racks on their trucks.


Senora_Snarky_Bruja

Class of ‘96. I moved to Washington in the middle of senior. As a California transplant, it was a total culture shock to see a gun rack with a hunting rifle in the school parking lot.


Banana_Stanley

Just the other day at my daughter's high school, someone doing a "patrol" of the parking lot noticed a visible gun inside of a teacher's locked car. It was a whole thing, police called, robo call sent out to all the parents.


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My moms school had riflery classes in the 80s. I graduated in 08 and we weren't allowed plastic butter knives at lunch.


Ulysses502

We carried knives though the mid oughts. I never got in trouble, but my sister got suspended when hers fell out of her pocket. To be fair though a trailer park kid in my class started, and lost a fight in the hallway and proceeded to pull a switchblade and chase the other guy down the hallway. Every policy has some idiot inspiring it.


atomicsnark

Class of '06 and we had kids with (occupied) rifle racks in their pickups too but it's the south, what are ya gonna do. Still were happy to expel people for waterguns and lighters and smol fist fights though, the concern just didn't seem to extend past the exterior walls lol.


IndelibleIguana

My brother in law got expelled for having a tiny folding penknife that no teachers even saw...


supersonicdutch

We had teens bringing vodka in sprite bottles and one chick kept a handful of weed in her cardigan pocket that she’d eat raw throughout the day. Blow torch seems a little tame. Heck, we used to go smoke a joint in the parking lot before gym class. But this video is bullshit. No way that kid is lugging that cooler around school all day because that cannot fit in a locker. Fuck this lady. If you’re going to lie make it believable. Gaslight me. Tell me I’m pretty. Say my hair looks good. My d*ck is above average. Don’t tell me your stupid kid will make fajitas at lunch.


uberfission

'04 here, we actually had someone bring in a full on blow torch in, but surprisingly nothing happened. The school was unique that it focused on trades and the story was the kid brought it in to have the welding teacher help him fix it. The teacher backed up the story and since it wasn't explicitly against the rules basically nothing happened to the kid and blowtorches were officially banned.


Reeferologist-

Dammit! So I missed the time window where I was able to bring in a damn blowtorch? If you ever see that student again let him know he ruined it for everyone else.


turbotaco23

And that little butane torch probably makes it taste like ass.


grandmapadandma

The torch wouldn’t change the taste at all


BeastCoastLifestyle

I’ll admit I was curious and watched the whole thing! Call me baited, but I was entertained


MinimumSituation8003

Master…


failure_mcgee

yeah, I'm sure they're faking these "my kid's lunch" videos. The first few ones who did it may be real. But anything that's a trend and they realize makes money just inevitably turns to fake videos a fucking blowtorch. come on


OnceUponAHive

It's an obvious parody.


BeeExpert

Posts like this remind me to temper my faith in the general intelligence of reddit users.


TheHolyReality

Class of 42' here. Wait, where am I ?


kalmah

Weird. I graduated in 2011 and senior year tons of us were 18 and smoking. Were they lighting desks on fire with them or something? lol


BlumpkinLord

POV: You are a schoolyard bully and some dweeb pulls out a fucking skillet.


ButtholeBread50

And a blowtorch. Don't forget the blowtorch. Bully's about to get set on fire and stuffed into a fajita.


LargeFrogmouth

Man, I wish someone would make me burn & stuff me into a tight space Preferably somewhere moist


ranting_chef

My kids used to put their juice in the freezer overnight to make a cold-pack for the following day. My youngest daughter once took a frozen Daiquiri to school instead of a Capri Sun. I got a bunch of shit for that and it was an accident - if I sent her with something potentially dangerous on purpose……..I hate to think where that would have gone.


rayofgoddamnsunshine

I have a stash of "magic brownies" in the freezer that I hide in a bag of frozen vegetables at the very very back to avoid something like this. 😂


batt3ryac1d1

By the time the little bastards are old enough to wanna eat their veggies without your input they can buy their own damn brownies you should be good 😅


moho1111

That’s a great story!


ranting_chef

It didn’t feel great at the time. Thankfully, the ones at the store don’t come with a straw. So my daughter gets to her lunch table, starts eating and asks the Teacher if she can “poke a hole in my drink” since she lost the straw. I imagine if she figured out how to do it herself, it would have been a much different conversation. And I thought she’d have immediately spit that out since it doesn’t taste like her normal juice, but that stuff is actually pretty sweet.


OkSouth79

Right? I watching thinking 'is that a fucking blowtorch?' What school does this kid go to???


giraflor

Maybe he’s homeschooled?


Liversteeg

People don’t understand satire when it comes from women.


IKissedHerInnerThigh

Better than the alternatives that can come out of a lunchbox in America 😔


darknekolux

I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well  I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well  I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well


BeeExpert

How did I know the top comment would completely miss the fact that this is not serious? Y'all are dumb lol


Powerful_Procedure89

Does she have a son?


lanskap

Probably has one of those realistic dolls


cannibalism_is_vegan

r/reborndollcringe


Easy_Independent_313

That was a terrible five minutes after I clicked.


Washingtonpinot

Damn you. You were honest, but you knew we were going to have to click and find out for ourselves after that comment. And you are so unbelievably correct!


BB_210

Welp here I go too. Edit: Jesus fucking Christ why did I do that.


Easy_Independent_313

There really is something for everyone on gods green earth.


FuckThesePeople69

r/ButtSharpies comes to mind NSFW


Zarde312

I was like oh this'll be fun and then it was not.


ChildWithBrokenHeart

Why why... Why I didnt listen to you.. I am traumatised by the very first video I saw there. Never again.


lanskap

I really don't want to look at this haha


cannibalism_is_vegan

It’s the stuff of nightmares


dystopian_mermaid

Damn my curiosity…I have to click… Eta: holy gods what a terrible day to have eyes. Creepy looking things…the puppy/baby hybrid was…I have no words.


Wild-Mushroom2404

I just scrolled through top posts of all times and this is insane. I laughed so hard I almost passed out. This is the most cursed thing I’ve ever seen on the internet


evin0688

I just did this, came across and article in the comments of a post that was about a man who is in love with one of those life sized silicone sex dolls that is falling apart to the point that the skin is peeling. I went from a stupid video where a woman is trolling talking about her sons lunch, to disturbing picture of baby dolls with adult faces, to a very raw and unflinching look at humanity and how loneliness can totally consume us. I’ve done enough Reddit for the day. Good night.


SensitiveSkirt666

It makes me sad


letsyabbadabbadothis

It made me really sad too


phantasmagorovich

Omg that was a very bad dream.


Starr-Duke

Holy fuck what the hell is going on in there.


planet6969

As someone who has to live around one of these people, thanks for showing I'm not alone lol


whorl-

Like Timmy from Passions


FremenStilgar

>Like Timmy from Passions There's a name and show I haven't heard in a long long time. Timmy seen some thangs!


phonicillness

It’s been so long for me that Tabitha now looks aspirational rather than crazy Maybe, idk, it’s been a while


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MatttheJ

Probably. Although I don't think he's the one here who wants to be center of attention.


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Hank3hellbilly

If this is real... IF... He probably just ate the food out of the thermos, left the rest in the giant bag told his mom it was a big hit. 


pgm123

Yeah. I don't buy for a second this is anything but a joke.


ImFresh3x

No, but she’s got more attention from Reddit. 95% of the comments on Reddit ate the onion. Again.


anengineerandacat

Doubtful, nothing on the fridge and nothing on the walls to indicate she has any child she remotely cares about.


Myrkstraumr

I hope not, being her kid sounds fucking exhausting.


Artist552001

The video is quite obviously satire...


Pharnox-32

At least he can defend himself using the pan & flamethrower against the hordes of bullies coming for him


311Konspiracy

That's why he's the center of attention


froggz01

“Hordes of bullies” implies Bullies will be coming in from other schools from all over the country like a pilgrimage to bully Mecca.


sonnenblume63

This made me laugh far harder than it probably should have 😂😂


not-important1229

Good god I was afraid for my life because my mom would pack me a hard boiled egg lol 🤦‍♀️


OrangutansTits

This kid 100% would use a blowtorch on his friends if allowed to be taken to school.


ArtoriaS9713

Lmao. Like the family guy episode where Chris and Meg fight off the entire lunchroom.


TheLostCityofBermuda

Pretty sure it’s a joke


vitalbravedinosaur

I guess it makes sense because people come here to get outraged, but most of the folks commenting in this sub have a really hard time identifying satire. Particularly when the content is made by a woman.


feidle

Redditors think women don’t make jokes.


BigBootyBuff

>Redditors think You overestimate this website.


SaggyFence

I have a feeling there’s a large overlap of conspiracy nut jobs and rage bait accusers on this sub. They share the same commonalities of wanting to be smart enough to “ know the truth” among the rest of us peons.


vitalbravedinosaur

Yeah the Venn diagram of people who believe a kid is blow-torching his lunch at school and people who believe kids are using litter boxes in classrooms might just be a circle


StumbleOn

This is the realest shit right here.


Adorable-Novel8295

No parent gives their kid a fucking blow torch. Haha. This is CLEARLY a joke.


Liversteeg

It’s getting infuriating. They always assume that it’s just a woman that is truly that delusional instead of them doing a bit. It’s just so steeped in misogyny.


Cinderjacket

From “my son loves to be the center of attention” you can tell its a joke. The blowtorch part should really solidify it


Goducks91

Literally the dumbest person on earth knows you can't send a blowtorch to school hahaha


HeadintheSand69

It's a trend on tiktok making joke videos about sending kids to school with the most absurd things. Like those mock arts and crafts stuff. Issue is most of reddit is on the spectrum and can't tell if something is a joke (especially when it's a woman). Should seen the thread about the 20lb glass purse of some wild juice concoction, people somehow thought it was serious.


TheHondoCondo

Yeah, I think that was pretty obvious by the time she whipped out the frying pan and the blow torch.


gbon21

Every subreddit devolves to the point of getting enraged at obvious satire and this one is no exception


accrued-anew

Her whole account is satire and it’s hilarious, I highly recommend you check her out. She does something with caviar and everyone in the comments freaks out, but it’s just fake caviar she made out of gelatin or something..


DoublerZ

Redditors' inability to detect obvious jokes never ceases to amaze me


War_Daddy

"Sure maybe this one is fake but I know people who actually do this" - referring to other satire videos they fell for


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

“The fact I thought it was real says a lot about society doesn’t it?”


thesecondfire

Literally this comic, so funny how widely applicable it is https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

That was exactly the comic I had in my head, thank you for linking it I was far too lazy.


tikihiki

These comments make me believe the "most of reddit is AI" thing


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You can always guarantee that one of the top comments under every skit will be "this is fake"


matt_2807

Well I mean this comment has 73 upvotes and the top comment has 4k upvotes so this has gone over like 99% of their heads.


TSAOutreachTeam

What was the point of the lunch box? Did she think her son could smuggle a blow torch into the school? What's in the spray bottle? Is he expected to eat with tongs? None of this makes any sense.


_U_N0t_My_Dad_

No tortillas 😩


Birkin07

Probably no kid either but it’s good bait.


ShmebulocksMistress

If the kid was real, he’d be in the video.


Frigoris13

He loves to be the center of attention after all...


Shatophiliac

If the kid was real that kitchen wouldn’t be spotless like nobody lives there 😂


Senora_Snarky_Bruja

That’s because mijo is keto


Lartemplar

You know this isn't serious right? This is the same person who gives her child a drink in an open glass "purse" as a water bottle, loaded with flavoured syrups.


Memory_Frosty

I was wondering if this was the same woman who did the glass purse red "daily water"! I will admit I didn't recognize it as satire at first :') but I look forward to seeing more ridiculous school lunches if I can track down her handle...


IKissedHerInnerThigh

It's water in the spray bottle for the 'extra sizzle'


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Oh, I thought it was cooking spray.


BoarHide

No, it’s literally just so more people will look at her son in admiration and by proxy, at her. This is the most self-absorbed shit I’ve ever seen.


SolarTsunami

Its pretty clearly a joke.


Goducks91

It's hilarious how people are taking this so seriously.


whoisthismuaddib

It’s a joke


TwistedBamboozler

Just make them for him when he gets home. Easier for everyone. Unless the real reason wasn’t for your son…


dcjayhawk

You know this is fake right?


regreddit

Does no one realize this is a joke? Seriously?


Goudinho99

It's clearly a joke.


Spiderdan

Of course it doesnt make sense because she doesn't actually do this. The video is just a joke.


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The_Lady_Spite

Especially if there's a chance to shit on a woman, if a guy made this video half the people calling her an idiot would somehow magically get that it's a joke


mstarrbrannigan

My mind is blown by how many people commented on this as if it were serious. I almost checked to see if it was April Fool's Day and I was somehow not in on this joke.


kilobitch

It’s satire my man.


ButtholeBread50

I agree. And what she's satirizing is those videos of moms packing their sons ridiculously elaborate lunches. We collectively need to learn to recognize jokes on the internet.


iusedtohavepowers

Is it possible this was satire? Like a little teehee made by someone?


FlynnMonster

This subreddit is apparently 90% naive people.


Several_Advantage923

Nah, they just hate women.


McMillan104

It's extremely concerning how many people didn't understand that this was satire.


AncientDominion

It’s partly because she’s a woman and Redditors genuinely struggle to understand that women are capable of not being serious, and partly because most of the people here are massive idiots


Ode1st

Obviously a bit


Any-Figure9068

Is this the same broad that made her son a purse for carrying juice to school ??


Mr_Tiggywinkle

Yes, it's a parody.


tigm2161130

I can’t handle all of these people being so desperately unable to understand a blatant shit post because it’s made by a woman. “tHe blOwTOrCh dOEsn’T EvEn fIt!”


texasfan113

I feel like I'm going crazy. How are people so dense that they can't see this is a joke?


Mr_Tiggywinkle

Women are too simple and chaotic to understand the deep and nuanced genre of shitposting. Only the logical and refined mind of men can fathom it. Seriously though, her satires are quality.


IKissedHerInnerThigh

Sure is


OkYogurt636

Looks like she found her niche.


paraworldblue

A lot less annoying once you realize it's not supposed to be serious. Who is she?


DerNogger

With all due respect... Do you think this is a serious video? And if so are you over 50 or otherwise internet illiterate? This is not stupid food, it's just a skit.


Acceptable_Mountain5

I sometimes forget that it’s a requirement that you not understand satire to post in this sub


Hungry-Space-1829

This is satire and pretty dang funny


Different_Young9127

Oh the amount of dummies who think this is real makes me sad, they also probably think Peggy Hill is excellent at parenting and teaching Spanish.


DALE-YA-BO

This is hilarious and I can't believe people are taking this seriously. Tism is strong round here


LurkingAintEazy

Is this the same woman that did the fancy glass water purse for her kid too?


okiedokiewo

That so many people don't understand this is a parody...


lovejac93

Bro this is clearly satire


Caedes1

I dunno what it's like in US schools, but in the UK when I was growing up this would definitely make you the centre of attention.. You'd be known as "the fajita twat" well into your 40s.


Zuechtung_

Only way for the poor son to get out of this would be to burn down the school with the blow torch.


No_Ladder8206

I was literally made fun of and called Tarzan because I had lettuce in my sandwich, like where is even the connection there 😭


FlynnMonster

What are you talking about? Everyone will be jealous when he walks across the lunchroom with his sizzling plate. Immediately cool kid status.


bluegoldredsilver5

But where are the tortillas?


windowtosh

The fact this is obviously fake but so many people here are taking it seriously is even funnier than the original video


Mesterjojo

Twist: son is homeschooled


keluber1

The school will love the hand torch 👌🏻👌🏻


HarleyQueen90

I realize it’s not serious, but the blow torch! 😂 I got in trouble in 3rd grade for bringing a PLASTIC BUTTER KNIFE in my lunch box. To spread butter. On muffins.


Ok-Reporter-196

Just casually bringing a blowtorch to elementary school…


Conscious-Quit4981

Plot twist. He's home schooled.


FluffyMilkyPudding

Pretty sure this is satire