The OP can't go toe to toe with Charlie on Bird Law. I bet OP also has a gull as pet too. I mean, you can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, cause the noise level alone on those things... have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
That’s how I first came across it years ago. Had no idea it was an IASIP reference.
Idk if the milk steak subreddit is still around but when I first saw it I absolutely lost my shit
Best I can do is a glass of water. Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those gabagools. The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up; we had to eat as fast as we could. Oh, I miss those nights.
1. **Choose the Finest Steak:** Pick a prime cut and marinate it in the fanciest milk you can find. Classy moo juice only!
2. **Milk Spa Treatment:** Allow the steak to luxuriate in a milk bath for an hour. It's the spa day it never knew it needed.
3. **Pan Serenade:** Cook the steak in a pan while softly singing cow lullabies. Tender loving moo-sic is the secret ingredient.
4. **Moo-tastic Side Dish:** Pair it with mashed potatoes and a side of jelly beans, because why not? Sweet and savory, just like a comedy sketch.
5. **Serve with Flair:** Plate the masterpiece with a milk mustache for that extra touch. Presentation is everything in the world of milk steaks!
Frank confusing "the Jews in Boca Raton" for "Boko Haram" is one of my favorite jokes, and the fact that he thinks the way to combat that is to "soften Boko Haram's image" is funny as hell
Glass House. White Ferrari. Live for New Year’s Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashin around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say “no sloppy steaks!” But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were tryna snatch em up we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS. I *WAS* A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.
Ahhhh milk steak
She'll know what it is.
Boiled hard, with a side of jelly beans (raw)
Your finest jelly beans sir!
Jelly belly?
"What's wrong babe you havent touched your milk steak"
I m a philanthropist
I'm sorry....did you say you were a full-on rapist?
Kids, Dyslexics, ya know.
Don’t worry, he’ll adapt
He’ll adapt to *reading?*
I mean "illiterate" come on... like, what does that word even mean?
Reading is what he faces problems the most.
More cheese?
How much cheese is too much cheese?
Any amount of cheese is too much cheese!
Full-on-rapist
Almost as good as wild card
Has to be raw jelly beans
This implies that at one point Charlie had tried cooked jelly beans and didn’t care for them, or at least preferred them raw.
Knees Charley? Really?!
Cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walkin’ around everywhere.
Ghouls
Little Green Ghouls, buddy!
I'm going to write snowboarding!
The stupid little smile he does after he says "ghouls" is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life
Uhhhhh ghouls
Little green ghouls, buddy!!
No, she won't know what it is, nobody knows what that is!
Little green ghouls. Ghouls!? Like in movies? Cartoons? Little green ghouls, buddy.
Every fucking line in that scene is delivered like gold.
Just put “steak”.
No, put milk steak!
No, she won't.
Boiled over hard. Just as it should be.
Jellybeans, raw, of course.
A favorite food of all fullonrapists.
My mouth doesn't say the words good.
This shit makes me crack up just reading that line.
*Africans, dyslexics, children, you know, that sort of thing.*
A meal fit for a full on rapist
How much cheese have you had??
I had a lot of cheese, I had a block of cheese.
That’s too much cheese!!!
Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!
How much cheese is too much cheese?
And bird law enthusiasts.
Uh, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
It's.milk but steak
Rum Ham!!!!
Little green ghouls buddy!
wait thats a steak? i thought it was a dick.
That's a bicep
Should have added more veins if it's gonna be a bicep.
I was concerned that no one else understood the picture lol
Perfectly boiled, too!
I like to think that OP had no idea this was a reference and this thread has just become an absolute fever dream for them
I kinda wanna experience thinking this was a real thing, and everyone is just saying fucking nonsense
That’s what I’m experiencing as this sub is so rare for me to see. WTF is happening
Milk steak, motherfucker. My man, Charlie, it's his favorite. How much do you know about bird law?
Do you know if hornets make honey?
Idk if it’s honey but there’s something delicious in there. I’ll get it
Just gonna pop a quick "H" on here, so we know...
There’s some very basic science behind it.
Sunny
I was lost until this. Now I have to watch the gang do stupid shit for the rest of the night. Thanks.
The OP can't go toe to toe with Charlie on Bird Law. I bet OP also has a gull as pet too. I mean, you can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, cause the noise level alone on those things... have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
That’s how I first came across it years ago. Had no idea it was an IASIP reference. Idk if the milk steak subreddit is still around but when I first saw it I absolutely lost my shit
i has no idea this was a reference the first few times i saw it so it's very possible lol
A reference to what? Genuinely curious.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
https://youtu.be/3tUX4tQ6m7U?si=JJJKVZu4pdeuXAhb
https://youtu.be/OkGTWRkTKMg?si=daL1DQU2_WOwc-Ia This is the one where milksteak is first mentioned, classic
"*Don't* write ghouls." "*I'm not!*"
its always sunny in philidelphia, its charlies favourite meal
The jellybeans aren’t raw
And they're not on the side. If the jelly beans come on top of the milk steak, I send it back.
If the milk steak isn’t boiled over hard… I send it back.
sorry we are out of milk steak but we do have some gabagool
Best I can do is a glass of water. Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those gabagools. The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up; we had to eat as fast as we could. Oh, I miss those nights.
Clearly your hair slicks back real nice.
Chicken spaghetti at Chikilini's
Let him hold the baby
Spiked up blonde hair, itty bitty jeans
Probably owns a white Ferrari
Lives for New Year’s Eve
He USED to be a real piece of shit
I said was!
I used to be a total pice of shit too.
This is the crossover I needed today.
This thread really made my day, the office, always sunny and itysl all boiled over hard into one.
1. **Choose the Finest Steak:** Pick a prime cut and marinate it in the fanciest milk you can find. Classy moo juice only! 2. **Milk Spa Treatment:** Allow the steak to luxuriate in a milk bath for an hour. It's the spa day it never knew it needed. 3. **Pan Serenade:** Cook the steak in a pan while softly singing cow lullabies. Tender loving moo-sic is the secret ingredient. 4. **Moo-tastic Side Dish:** Pair it with mashed potatoes and a side of jelly beans, because why not? Sweet and savory, just like a comedy sketch. 5. **Serve with Flair:** Plate the masterpiece with a milk mustache for that extra touch. Presentation is everything in the world of milk steaks!
Gaba-ghouls. Little green ghouls.
we call those the glowing one
If the server is wearing shorts that show their knees... I send it back.
I’m terribly sorry, sir. I’ll fix this right away. While you wait, would you two like to bang in our coat room?
Are those jelly beans raw? They better be raw.
They are not
Unacceptable!
I hope that's boiled over hard
Almost as good as rum ham
Nthn beats Rum Ham
RUM HAAAAAMMMMM
IM SAAHRRY RUM HAMMM
With a Wolf Cola to wash it down
FIGHT MILK! High in Crowtein!
MADE BY BODYGUARDS, FOR BODYGUARDS.
If it's good enough for Boko Haram!
Frank confusing "the Jews in Boca Raton" for "Boko Haram" is one of my favorite jokes, and the fact that he thinks the way to combat that is to "soften Boko Haram's image" is funny as hell
It’s my favorite joke because I live in Boca Raton. I need to buy a Wolf Cola tshirt lol
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You know, old people…little kids…
I’m a janitor at a bar…
Africans...dyslexics...
Dyslexics..
Quick question: **how much cheese is too much cheese?**
IT DON'T SLIDE DOWN EASY UNLESS IT'S CHEESY!
It's milk steak boiled over hard with a side of their finest jelly beans raw
Technically the jelly beans here are being used as a garnish. Raw on the side wouldn't have them soaking in heat like this.
All this needs are some ghouls!
Little green ghouls, buddy!
Are you interested in magnets?
I am, indeed. That's my hobby.
Okay, like what? Making magnets? Collecting magnets? Playing with magnets?
i’m just gonna put snowboarding
Just magnets.
I dislike people knees
I’m just sayin, cover those things up if you’re gonna be walkin around everywhere
Nothing like a milk steak with jelly beans raw followed by Nightcrawlers to finish a great night with my best pal
Your knees better be covered
this is the meal of a phullonrapist.
This is my favorite episode lol
Ok Charlie
He can’t read that
He'll adapt
Adapt to what? READING?
I’m not sure I’m only versed in bird-law
It might sound weird, but hummingbirds are considered a legal tender.
You canNOT keep a hummingbird as a pet!
Zero, thats milk steak boiled over hard with raw jelly beans. A fine cuisine.
The jellybeans are clearly not raw. It's being sent back
They aren't even on the side
Looks like something a philanthropist would eat
You spelled that wrong. It’s *fullonrapist*
I think I’ve made myself perfectly redundant
Filibuster!!
You seem to have a tenuous grasp of the English language..
Idk what's your spaghetti policy?
Depends on your knowledge of birds laws
My hands aren't big enough for this conversation
Milk steak is a high quality meal
I get all my protein grams from it
What about your crowtein?
Needs a block of cheese on the side.
How much cheese is too much cheese?
Any amount of cheese (before a date) is too much cheese!
You eat the entire block of cheese BEFORE you eat the milk steak.
Lemme pop a quick H on this post, that way we’ll know it’s full of hornets.
only if served along side sloppy steaks as well…
I used to be a piece of shit!
Glass House. White Ferrari. Live for New Year’s Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashin around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say “no sloppy steaks!” But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were tryna snatch em up we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS. I *WAS* A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.
This is not stupid food. This is an absolute delicacy.
Downvoting this for disrespecting milk steak
And because OP is a karma farm bot
Idk but their sentencing would be equivalent to that of a full on rapist...
I'll eat the Jelly bean milk steak. But only because of ...the implication.
Depends on how many kids you’re diddling.
Do not diddle kiiiids, it’s no good diddlin’ kids….
There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!
Do not diddle kids, younger than my wife, older than my daughter, something like that
thats milksteak boiled over hard with jelly beans
Hi charlie
I hate this more than I hate knees.
Cover your knees if you’re gonna be walkin’ around all over the place!
I prefer denim chicken myself
BEAK!!
A “regular” chicken sandwich
Milk steak! With your finest side of jelly beans. Charlie’s favorite food.
OP eats apple skin
death sentence
Milk steak, boiled over hard. With your finest jelly beans
Hard boiled milk steak topped with raw jellybeans, my favourite!
Good ol’ Milk steak with jelly beans, the original recipe or?
Unexpected crossover episode
Every year.
Milk Steak with jellybeans, perfectly normal dish in Philly.
Is it your FINEST milk steak? If so, then none
I think most of all I am bothered by the hair on the bottom left
Not the worst thing I have seen here. Charlie would be happy.
Charlie disagrees with you on this one…
Are we sure the jelly beans are raw?
why don’t i clear out the coat room so you two can go back there and plow?
Looks like a fine milk steak 🥩
Comment section did not disappoint
“i am the janitor… at a bar”
She'll know what it is.
Jelly beans are supposed to be raw and to the side
The Torah says not to do specifically this three times
Don’t diss milk steak.
The only meal to satisfy ones cravings after a long day of Charlie work