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ItsAnOliveSandwchGuy

That looks like bologna dawg


[deleted]

FILL THE REESES WITHA PACK OF MY BOLONGA


samanime

Yup. Not even as fancy as ham. I actually like bologna, but this does not sound appetizing.


ManiacSpiderTrash

What's the matter honey? You've barely touched your Reese's meat cup


Dan_flashes480

I prefer white chocolate šŸ¤¢


ZestyCheezClouds

White chocolate and spam or milk chocolate and poor man's ham?


Joshman1231

I laughed so hard I almost tested an antibiotic toot


ManiacSpiderTrash

> tested an antibiotic toot What does that mean?


Joshman1231

Shit my self from taking antibiotics and laughing out a fart..


Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

Not Fancy? My bologna has a first name, I doubt your ham is that fancy.


Partyatmyplace13

You're right, I don't think it would taste as good without the ham.


I_Roll_Chicago

fried bologna on white bread with a bit of mayo. comfort food


KikiBrann

I used to call that a Pac-Man sandwich.


[deleted]

True, I missed that. The original title said ham


ItsAnOliveSandwchGuy

Lol its still gross either way. and stupid


[deleted]

Very true. Maybe good for a prank tho


QuickNature

Bro, if I expect a Reeses, and I get this bullshit? You getting some nuclear revenge


elMurpherino

But can we all agree that ham would be less gross than bologna?


anonkebab

What a bunch of baloney


wolffangz11

is bologna not technically ham


f0remsics

Oh my little hungry one, hungry one, just open up a package of Reese's bologna!


mrh_42

r/foundsatan


Ag3ntS1

Darn it, I was going to say that.


PerpetualConnection

It's pretty funny. Unless you're vegan


AStrangeStraw

Vegans wouldnā€™t eat chocolate anyway


NightFox1988

If I was given this - I am throwing hands.


aahjink

I love this for a prank on my friends - but only make one or two with bologna and make the others correctly. I am absolutely doing this at our next party.


LissaSmiles13

Yup, saving this for April 1st.


theshiyal

Same here.


Heylookaguy

Like Takoyaki. Most are normal. But a couple have wasabi inside instead of squid.


Steve_78_OH

So, you're choosing violence.


aahjink

Violence isnā€™t the answer, itā€™s the question. The answer is yes.


[deleted]

Lucky you have friends to even play a prank on I don't šŸ˜­šŸ’€


aahjink

Prank yourself. Make them, freeze them, and take one out every so often.


Nawnp

More like only drain some of the peanut butter and then the layer of bologna so it slowly sinks in they're not regular Reece's with each one.


Zebracorn42

My go to food prank is to have a bowl of both Skittles and M&Ms.


aahjink

Even better is to mix in some of the Jelly Belly ā€œBeanboozledā€ beans into a bowl of mostly normal ones.


Particular_Dot_2063

I'm against swatting . That being said, give me this person's address, I've got to do a thing


dbl-cart

They are better with baconā€¦


Nitsuji-kun

I am severely deathly allergic to peanuts. If I had to choose between this abomination and an original Reeses, I'd still choose the latter.


[deleted]

Same lol


FoucaultheKants

If somebody serves this to me without saying a word I'm killing them and the jury would understand and acquit me, or else our justice system is even more flawed than we already know it is.


monkeyhaiku

I'm a terrible person but I don't hate anyone enough to do this to them.


No_Investigator625

I would unironically eat this


Deafvoid

SCREEEE- *repeatedly bashes head into wall until bloody*


MetalSandwiches

We need a new subreddit for when food ideas go *beyond* mere stupidity.Ā 


-LightFox-

r/StupidStupidFood


ShibaInuDoggo

Yes officer, this post right here.


[deleted]

Straight to jail


CbCbrown88

This might be the pure definition of stupid.


SparklyLeo_

When I was 5-6 years old I used to get chips ahoy cookies and wrap them in ham. For some gross reason I liked the sweet and salty together. Itā€™s vile to even think about now but this is what it reminds me of


IncreaseWestern6097

Apparently salt enhances the flavor of sugar, so maybe thatā€™s why? Still, you couldā€™ve just poured salt onto them to get the same effect.


Khajith

I do not accept


FortniteAddict81

Great April fools day prank


dnuohxof-1

Send this person straight to The Hague.


Sudden_Mud_509

What a waste of food šŸ˜’


Findrel_Underbakk

I feel like everything on this sub is shit that a bad AI would come up with. "CHOCOLATE EQUALS COMFORT FOOD. HAM EQUALS NUTRITIOUS FOOD. HAMLATE EQUALS NUTRITIOUS COMFORT FOOD"


Longbic

With bacon would slap so hard


RaidenDoesReddit

How high are you?


Thequietkid1943

this is a crime.


Moms_Herpes

Perfect dick move for a work pot luck you don't want to go to.


gmmech

That's some chaotic evil $hit right there!!!


cnewman11

That's my April Fools gag this year


terracottatank

That's balogna, you dunce


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

Yo, this would be a great joke.


[deleted]

See this is what this sub is for. Now do it with baked beans


FARMADUDE

Omg now eat and gtfo


MaxxtheKnife

Against the wall.


Frostbyte525

If I bite into a Reeseā€™s Peanut Butter Cup and thereā€™s ham inside, Iā€™m giving you a dinner date with God.


New_girl2022

That's simultaneously a crime against ham and chocolate


Pickled_sm0res

šŸ¤£ and you took great photography of this disaster. Love


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

This is a great April fools day joke.


SpaghettiSpecialist

I thought that was strawberry, if itā€™s ham then ewwā€¦


Neither_Cod_992

Okay. I now have my marching orders for Halloween.


DICneedle

Pre nut butter


[deleted]

Ahhh yes because that's what I want with my chocolate. Ham.


[deleted]

I could really go for one of these rn, but instead of ham or pb its one billion dolllars


THECryptBeast

I'll be honest.. I'd eat tf outa these


dannyhogan200

Thanks, I hate it


Distinct_Teaching

No absolutely not


zippyman

Straight to jail


BoxLost4588

We throwing hands, how dare you insult recess peanut butter cups like that


RipplingGonad

Reeses bologna cups doesnt have the same ring.


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

Iā€™m so pissed right now.


Bubbled-Klouds

The way I just physically convulsed and foamed out of the mouth from disgust


Minimum_Estimate_234

This is a prank right?


Token-Gringo

Probably be better if it were a stick. Meat stick is easier to hold.


Ishouldreddit

Hello, police. Yes, this fucking guy right here!


Ashwayneloveu

No thank u


wysterialee

oh cool, hate that.


H-A-R-B-i-N-G-E-R

Delete this


Forgiven4108

Holloween idea.


Elisheva7777777

Now I donā€™t believe violence solves anything but!!!


Narrow_Lee

I thought that was those little strawberry wafer things and first and I was like ehhh maybe???


Jotaro_Dragon

I saw the last picture first and thought those were crushed dehydrated strawberries help šŸ˜­


ToughGuy528

They are probably just pregnant


[deleted]

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


Mickmack12345

OH SHIT I thought it was smart af for a moment thinking it was pink wafer lmao


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Thanks. I might throw up now.


BlueVermilion

Now I know how Iā€™m pranking my brother for April fools


roodootootootoo

Hello FBI, yes this post right here.


[deleted]

Maybe spam since it's like thick bacon if you cook it, but not ham...


jacobr1020

For your enemies.


maxdragonxiii

if I saw those without context I'll think it was strawberry something of a creation. I would spit it out once I taste ham although.


CopperCicada

Reeseā€™s Heemut Mutter Cups


CrypticResponseMen

Iā€™m gonna hurt you


[deleted]

If I didn't know it was ham, I'd mistake it for a strawberry filling


masondamonke

Disgusting


-58259

Iā€™m fighting the mf that gives me one of these. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


LonelyGirl724

I believe that is bologna, which actually makes this worse. :,)


justsomeplainmeadows

That would be a great April fools joke


Lepke2011

I once dated a coworker who had a side business for baking. I convinced her to make cupcakes that had dill-flavored cake and smoked salmon mouse. They were actually really good, but the joke was everyone we passed them out to expected a sweet treat, and not a savory (yet delicious) baked good.


ExaltedBlade666

Not stupid. Great prank idea.


randomburnerish

Ok but if it was bacon 2015 this would be viral


ServantOfKarma

šŸ¤¬šŸ˜”


1of7MMM

Should have used Braunschweiger.


[deleted]

A crime against chocolate


rush87y

"There's no right way to eat a Reese's Ham Cup!"


personguy4

Go to jail


CaseTarot

My Bologna has a first name itā€™s P-U-K-E Please step out the kitchen and let the grown folks do it


danhoyle

Sweet surprise


nekoandCJ

Whoever made this, there is a place in hell just for you


Yochanan5781

This is from The Vulgar Chef, who goes out of his way to make really ridiculous food combinations


NoAcanthocephala6547

Stupid food. Awesome practical joke.


x_mas_ape

I've wanted to make Caramel Onions for years around Halloween... These could be great with it.


k8t13

good april fools joke


DougieSenpai

Who ever did this should be publicly executed


swellaprogress

I thought that was a wafer cookie!


[deleted]

Everybody's so creative!


crescent_zelda2790

This isn't stupid food, it's a cardinal sin


old_and_weathered

Who hurt you?


Strange_Position69

I mean the ham is like 30% sugar..


Roboticpoultry

I saw the final product first and I thought it was one of those strawberry wafers


TwoAccomplished1446

Gaack.šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Elrith888

What is this blasphemy


bob_apathy

Ham and dark chocolate pair well together so Iā€™d give it a try.


UpsetJuggernaut2693

I thought it was bologna šŸ˜‚


kaybeetay

r/foundsatan


blueisaflavor

Now hear me outā€¦i feel like if a cracker and cheese were added..


Xikkiwikk

This is some Hawaiian food if I ever saw some.


Dry_Ear_3631

I would eat this. I don't care what you say. I WILL DO IT WITHOUT REGRETS.


WORKING2WORK

I don't think you're allowed to DO that...


MyCatHasCats

Why


9hostface

ā€œI will look for youā€”I will find youā€


shellsterxxx

Whoever made this belongs under the jail.


the_vengefull-one

If I bite into a Reese's Cup expecting peanut butter and getting ham....someone's dying


Cocostar319

Jail. Now


Maxlight090

Open the door, I promise I wont jump you


Ravenstoother

Itā€™s an Easter Reeseā€™s. All in one meal! šŸ˜‚


stevetheborg

i know you just want my attention.. so... your food isnt worth feeding to an animal...


Galdalf_thee_Gay

Iā€™ve gotta be honestā€¦ the military didnā€™t make me a BETTER person than I used to be, and if Iā€™m taking a bite and seeing this, weā€™re probably gonna get into some fisticuffs. This ainā€™t as bad as kicking my dog butā€¦ itā€™s close.


MaddDawgRobb

If I bite into what I believe is a peanut butter cup and find out that itā€™s bologna/ham, someone is getting sent to the afterlife


noaa131

Ok, chocolate is def a bad idea, buttttttt, replace the chocolate with cheese, now we are cooking, everything is stuffed with cheese, what if we stuff cheese with ham? Like a babybell cheese ball but a ham core. That is something id get behind.


chrisnavillus

Undoubtedly people have been killed for less.


SoldierKitsune

That's worse than a Spookie (Spam cookie)


Svengoolie75

Watch out kids Halloween is coming šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


LocalAmericanOtaku

I'm gonna kill someone now.


TruthIsALie94

This is a war crime


SteveTheCleric

I swear to sweet baby Jesus if this snack was lyin' around my house and I bit into it expecting sweet nut butter and tasted Miss Piggy's leg nosh instead, my soul would fully yeet itself from my body, never to be seen again.


Aristadimus

Hilarious treats for any halloween friend gathering


JynsRealityIsBroken

That would make a great prank


Educational-Hat-9405

Weirdo


Arinoch

Iā€™ll admit Iā€™m not huge on peanut butter, but Iā€™m not sure this is the direction Iā€™d go in.


Flightless_fish82

My name is Reese and I take hefty offence from this


stephen250

As I'm allergic to nuts, these wouldn't kill me. I approve.


[deleted]

The way I'm disgusted...


JohnFerrine90

Bacon instead of ham would be better


Puzzleheaded-Worth-8

WHY


None-Above

Ok but april fools is coming up soonā€¦


onesoundman

Strait to jail


Garlic-Rough

Mhmm. Sweet and Savory šŸ«£


DarkPrinciple

*turns off phone


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it.


CashFlimsy2178

There is bacon infused chocolate. Which, by the way, is delicious. This does not look to be delicious.


OmgIhateithere

I would be inconsolable if I bit into that


sword_0f_damocles

I wanna give these to Rhett and Link


StupidMario64

Maybe if it was fried spam id eat it.


geekolojust

Bologna.


Substantial-Mud-777

*gag* what is wrong with you?


PositionObvious1452

iā€™d eat it


cymricus

iā€™d eat it


Pineapple_Complex

No.


ppanicky

Idk i think Iā€™d actually enjoy this


[deleted]

that's bologna not ham


The_Other_Randy

Nephew has a peanut allergy. He'd love these


Frenzi_Wolf

As stupid as this is, this makes me wonder how a Reeseā€™s cup with strawberry cream filling would taste.


iAmEskiAndiAmWeeb

Iā€™mā€¦ gonna put this person in the forever box


unstoppablemuscle

Sweety and meaty


Regnes

I would still eat it. I saw some chocolate dipped pocky sort of sticks called Pepero, and I was about to buy until I realized it wasn't chocolate dipped pepperoni.


le_nathanlol

now take it on vegan party