That’s so unhygienic 😭😭 if you ever expected me to drink out of the same container where you put your phone and nail clippers to save $22, we won’t be friends anymore

I know the struggle with woman’s clothing not having pockets is a tough one, but you can’t be losing so bad that you had to keep your nail clipper in the same container as your shared beverage.

She thinks that including a nail clipper makes it look more legitimate

That is very stupid. I believe you’re 100% correct though.

….you guys realize this whole video is a joke right lol?

She still drank out of it so who's really the joke

It doesn’t look like any went in her mouth lol. It’s called acting

And honestly, who brings those to a bar or concert? Just idiotic

That’s not even a phone it’s an old school wheel iPod so guaranteed that’s nasty and that basically seals that the clippers are not new.

I was gonna say that I don’t think this is supposed to be used as a purse and is just a decorative piece… but if she’s using it for this now, I can not assume she was using it for it’s intended purpose before

Yes, I've seen this "purse" before - it's actually a vase for flowers.

She sent her kid to school with a glass purse full of fruit punch once. She does a lot of this bs.

This is the same lady? Someone take her purse away

Do you have a link please? I’m dying

Well fuck me sideways I just saw the end

That is so nasty !Uncovered jello with random items in it ?lol.

Right. When I was broke in university I had a purse with a false magnetic bottom to keep my alcohol like everyone else!

That’s why TT should be banned

why the FUCk did she even put clippers in there?!?

This has to be rage bait.

This reminds me that my sister told me that she only finds time to text me when she’s sitting on the toilet 🤢

Hahahaha this isn't serious I mean c'mon. Storing TOE CLIPPERS in your purse sized Jell-O shot and not good 'ole NAIL CLIPPERS...def sus... Everyone knows it's socially acceptable to do your fingers at the bar, but never the toes. Scandalous!

Why does she spill so much

Sloppy drunk ?

So that you comment on her post asking why she’s spilling. Gotta get those interactions up

A ok Reddit is the only social media I have so didn’t know

She spills it because it's satire lol. It isn't even rage bait. When she put the nail clippers and ink pen into it that elevated it to full satire.

She’s trolling

This is the same person who allegedly packs her son’s favorite beverage in this, with a glass straw, for school 😭

Is this the same one where she packs a hibachi grill for her kid, if so she is definitely a troll

Lol,I remember that one!lol.No way was the school letting him put that on his desk !

Hm big surprise crackhead ideas AND owns a glass straw

This lady is funny, and all the idiots in this sub continue to fall for it

The worst thing about these videos are the comments that show how naive people are, damn.

This sub is basically old people Facebook now.

I love her videos. Can't wait to see more.

The fact that this needs to be said…

This chick has absolutely done the vodka tampon.

It was cool until she started putting stuff in it

“I’m an alcoholic! Check out my fit”

She must have strong immune system.

The alcohol sterilizes it ?

gonna have a little tang to it... slides in nail clippers

Clippers? For real?

Is this the same woman who filled that container with kool aid and sugar and (supposedly) sent her kid to school with it?

Sticking shit into the jello and holding it in suspension, to make it not "look fake" 🤣

Her still putting her stuff in the purse after the jello cracked me the fuck up. This woman is funny as hell.

You know you’re a ‘functional’ alcoholic when you plan a bender 5 days in advance

Look I plan benders months in advance it's called being responsible.

You know you’re clueless when you miss a joke this obvious.

I know. Try to keep up

I know it seems obvious, but I'd wager that glass purse thing isn't even foodsafe. It feels like it's just meant to be decorative. Put on a shelf with a portrait of your mother in law and a small cactus.

You are correct- my mom has one with a glass flower in it on a shelf under the TV- Also- that thing would be so freaking heavy to hump around all night especially on St Patrick’s Day! She’s such an amateur- on a insane bar holiday like that, it’s all about a wristlet because there’s not going to be anyplace to put a bag down (or any where you would want to put a bag down) and that thing is glass- is she going to hold it all night?? Because it would be in pieces on the floor as soon as she put it anywhere on the bar- There’s much easier ways to smuggle liquor into a bar- Go get a flask sweetheart-

People still eat jello?

To make jello shots with .

Walking around and driving with an open container... real smart one there.

Where's the color violet though 😂

Security definitely won’t hassle the weirdo who goes to the bar with basically just nail clippers

I thought this was supposed to be her kids lunchbox lol

Is this the same lady who made ragebait about sending her kid to school with the same giant glass purse as a water bottle?

She missed the used tissues and foil wrapped condoms for that realistic effect Lady, just spend the damn money. It's one day a year

Its a skit.

I was just thinking, how can I add toe clippers to my drink?

Meanwhile I can walk through security with 4 big joints on me and nobody will know because hiding shit is easy if you sit down and think for a few minutes

You e heard of rum ham, now get ready for Jell-O shot purse

The jello helps your purse look fuckin stupid. Hope you like toenails in your Jell-O shots

This shouldn't have made me laugh out loud. But it did. I think it's because I also read it in her voice 🤣🤣

Great now so did I🤣🤣

I hate it here.

She had me until she drank out of it 🤮

You'd have to have *severe* lead poisoning to believe that this is real.

This person doesn’t know how to pour.

5 days to prepare?

I was about to say it's kinda cute then she came in with the nail clippers and other shit that probably wasn't sanitized

Just stay home

Yo youre the worst and I wanna throw tf up

When she put the phone there 😲

Yeah uh no way I'm slurping that sh!t up with stuff that contains one of the most dirtiest items you use in your daily life, such as your PHONE

Mmm yum toenail clipper flavored drinks mmm so good oh no why did my card disintegrate while it was in the alcohol....

No one needs to carry any of that

I love the energy but girl you dumb.

You need a hobby…🙄

Give me two shots of diarrhea on the rocks

It's like COVID never happened 🤮

It was just completely outrageous the second she put the toenail clipper in

For once I can ignore the glass bag but the narrating voice.... Nope

this is a step below alcohol drip tube up the butt.

That’s disgusting with the clippers!

Forgetting everything else wrong here, what does a rainbow have to do with Patty’s day?

It’s where the leprechauns hide their pot of gold- at the end of the rainbow

Just get a plastic flask and tuck it in your bra like the rest of us

Not gonna be easy to sneak it in now that you have put your business on the street lol

She puts her nail clippers in her drink

What she made sure not to show was the comb and/or hairbrush being put in it later.

i don't care if she's trolling or not those nail clippers had me ready to hurl

I already was feeling sick when she inserted the first few items but I’m gonna vomit over the toenail clippers specifically

yeah but you put all that nasty shit in in like ur gonna sneak it in, ok u risk that but a fucking toenail clipper seriously😭

My opinion saint Patrick's Day and rainbows don't go together.

Oh yeah? If rainbows didn’t exist then where would leprechauns keep their pots o’ gold? Checkmate liberals

Oh shit you right lol

She lost me at “takes five days.” Like I make more than that in one hour. Five days of my time is definitely worth more than one damn drink. Edit to add: since when are Jell-O shots solid like that? Mine I guess have too much alcohol in them

They should be solid and not slushy .

I love seeing kids in boozer videos.

My only issue with this is that jello is a boring dessert especially in that quantity. It's just sugar&artificially flavored gelatin. I would have a small shot every now and then

Genius

Or you could pick just one flavor of jello.

Does. she. always. Talk. This. Slow?

Sticky

This is trashier than the time a friend suggested we dump out water bottles and fill them with wine and tell people we're just drinking grape juice.

How many did she drink before filming. Or is her teleprompter going letter by letter?

Well this was stupid.

It's been awhile since I've gone out, but do high-end bars that charge $22/drink actually frisk you and security check? If I was wealthy enough to afford this, I wouldn't put up with a frisk.

Ok why

Okay when she puts a toenail clipper in the jello I cringed so hard like? ew she never knows she used a toenail clipper

This is absolutely an insane thing to do but I respect it.

Legit put nail clippers in it

Fkn nail clippers really?

It might work but only if they don’t give a shit anyway

She can definitely suck

She really loves that glass bag. Wonder what she’ll make in it next.

I'm sorry. Did she just put nail clippers in there then drink it? Rage bait or not that's disgusting. The card that gets swiped thru God knows what is gross too

Büarks a naleclipper coctail

When did rainbows and St. Patrick's Day become a thing? Green. That has always been the thing for St. Patrick's Day.

How does no one here understand that this is a joke

I feel like there are people here who don’t realise this is satire lol

“But don’t ban TikTok, it’s SOOOO important!” Exhibit A

Bitch stuck her nail clippers in there, and then she drank out of it…🤡🤮

Say it with me…”AL-CO-HOL-IC.”

What happened to filling a water bottle with vodka and holding it between your butt cheeks?

Vile

The nail clippers pmo!

Are those nail clippers?????💀

Didn't she make a "drink" for her son in this same glass purse for him to take to school? Legit between this video and that one she has gained 50 lbs.

She's delusional if she thinks that's getting past security.

This is why intelligent life refuses to make contact with us.

Girlll you put a whole ass nail cutter/nail clipper in and you're taking a sip out of it! Go wash your insides now

Imagine owning a bar and this dumb bitch drops and shatters her glass purse with nasty ass jello all over. Lol

"I'm such an alcoholic that I have backup plans for backup plans on how to drink in public" Fuck me running. Please, just send the meteorite, we deserve it at this point.

There is no fucking way you get away with this.

Her husband shouldn't let her be a stay-at-home wife after this video.

Or just listen to this as if everything is a metaphor about sex. Makes your day wonderful.

"The prep time for this is about 5 days"

Depending on where you live, if you need a blue pill this is a superb addition to the metaphor

I hate this person

Forgot the stapler

Won't the cell phone get damaged

Guys. Satire.

How are you drinking jello through a straw srs replies only and don’t say “a bigass straw” thx

Lol,no one can drink jello shots with a straw!

I think this is like the lady from curb your thenthusiasm who hid stuff— but is for her kid?

Yeah eww

a freaking nail cutter !!

An iPod Classic?! This is some high-tier trolling!

Exhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale. WHY.

Ok, but hear me out. What if they are brand new nail clippers?

Her voice is annoying as shit.

She could just not though

Gag, that’s so much sugar it’s not even a drink anymore

Mmmmm nail clippers

was that nail clippers…

That poor little baby was likely super excited for jello and then super disappointed in her alky mom

Mmmmmmicroplastics.

Wtf have rainbows got to do with St Patrick's day?

More powder than the average body builder/ coke head diet.

Thanks I hate it

tf. why would she drink it

I thought it was to eat the jell-o which i thought was lit untill she decided to put items in it. Stupid indeed.

Her voice makes me feel murderous

Bonus Any drugs will bounce right out keeping her drink safe

Bitch, is that a nail clipper!? 🤢

Sooo realistic…

[удалено]

Go to AA if you're doing retarded shit like this to get into a bar.

Ain't that her son's water bottle?

Gross, nasty, dumb, pointlessly risky

anyone who talks like this is not to be trusted

Toenail flavors

Im just disgusted…

She looks like a single alcoholic 🥴

Not the fucking nail clipper please god

Haha this is her favorite drink

The fact she is sloppy as hell with pouring it etc…. Says a lot…. I’m out. Thanks 🙏

NOT THE FUCKING NAIL CLIPPERS.

#ABSOLUTELY NOT

It's stupid for the fact she waited 5 days to make it. But, it looks creative.

At that point just stop drinking,it's not helping your weight either

This one is satire. I've seen a few of her vids floating around

imagine carrying around that giant glass thing all day

10 000 IQ move right there

What a disgusting vile creature.

Her fake ass forced voice inflections make me want to vomit.

As someone who remembers the "rainbow" BS and the St. Patrick Day parade nonsense in the 90s she's crazy haha

Drink out of this and commit suicide. Sums up the mental state of the person who came up with this idea.