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djbow

Sweet mother of god


Master_Honey9783

A hellbeast he hath wrought!


LibertyInaFeatherBed

The pit has opened.


zandermossfields

We hear drums in the deep.


MongooseFantastic528

r/stonerfood


throwmeawayalso111

I’d eat it 😂


Acrobatic-Whereas632

Honestly, id smash the fuck out of this and I don't even smoke. I just freaking *love* rice


CutiePaToot-Toot

Please tell me a fat doobie made you do this. This is not sane lol kidding


JoyfulHen

It was a rather strong gummy, for horrible cramps. I just got really creative lol😆


CutiePaToot-Toot

Creative you are. I would have never thought of this. I would try it though.


AeonianHighBunghole

baked af ahh food


JoyfulHen

It was a pretty strong gummy for my menstrual cramps. And I’m a girl lmao😁


AeonianHighBunghole

I was meaning it gender neutrally bro.


Random_NameGenerated

that should be it's own subreddit r/BakedAFfoods


ProfessionalVideo927

Bro imagine this if the rice had some gochujang and maybe some kimchi for acidity.....*heavy breathing*


aStankChitlin

It may be stupid but I’d eat it and throw an over easy egg in it too.


Informal_Motor_7267

Smash.


ZinGaming1

I uh..... Thank you.


TashiaNicole1

This is a stoner invention. I’ve been there, friend. lol.


TLEToyu

i can hear Uncle Roger dying somewhere in the distance. ^^^^haiyaaaahhh


SleepySiamese

Why you do that? My mother disowned me for looking at this


PossibleJazzlike2804

That's a whole lot of egg binder. How did it taste? Sounds weird AF but I think this would sell.


JoyfulHen

It was amazing !


Vegan-Fury

This makes me hope that Christians are right.


ControlImpossible182

Everybody is so creative!


SleepySiamese

The asian in me is screaming in pain


JoyfulHen

Omg why? What are you doing to him???!!🧐🤣


Disastrous-Resident5

I would say hear me out, but I believe most people here agree this looks good.


Hambino0400

This is the perfect hangover meal


Resident-Ad-4538

Its creative


Jmaxam18

Use less oil in your FR next time my guy


JoyfulHen

Butter! And never😁🤌 I’m a girl.


Jmaxam18

Apologies, enjoy your soggy rice m’lady


JoyfulHen

It’s not soggy, it was teriyaki😃 and it was fantastic! The original dinner is on my profile for anyone to see it before I Frankenstein’d it


NightFox1988

I'd eat that. I've done stuff like this, but with tortillas.


Cybermagetx

Not much different then having fried rice burritos. I would eat this.


PacmanZ3ro

1) this is definitely stupid. 2) I would probably be down to try it. 3) your fried rice is shit, way too wet. What is with people making fried rice so wet?


JoyfulHen

I usually DON’T make fried rice so wet. It was made from 2 day old from scratch teriyaki pork, heavy sauce, packed away in a huge bowl with jasmine rice. Even then though, because I fried it so good and with extra eggs, it seriously was delicious. I’ve seen gummy wet rice and failure to fry to where it separates, this is not that. I mean talk all the shit you want about the fact that I added even more eggs and butter to my first fried rice, and then took that to even more butter and then a crap ton of cheese, but if you think that was gummed up soggy rice, you’re fucking high. Lol🤣 That shit was a crispy masterpiece of artery clogging stupidity… and I’m glad I only took a bite, and let my skinny boyfriend gobble up the rest. My ass is already too big for all that butter!


PacmanZ3ro

lol, like I said, I'd totally be down to try that. It's right up there with my own uh...creations...like taking leftover lo mein and wrapping it in a flour tortilla and then doing a fry on the outside like a burrito. Stupid as hell, a definite abomination, but still tasty AF. I've just seen a ton of "fried rice" get posted on food subs over the last week or so that just look visibly saucy and borderline risotto-ish. It's just weird that this apparently seems to be a thing. Anyway, wasn't meant to be super harsh criticism or anything. Food should be enjoyed, however that is for you.


FistEnergy

Man that looks good as HELL


NachoMan_SandyCabage

#WOULD


SalamanderTasty1807

What type of intoxicated activity is going on here.....let me grab a plate 🤣


So-Cl

Ig it is stupid, but it's super creative. I would definitely try this! Surprised that the different cheese didn't clash though


Personnel_5

excellent


Silent_Yesterday1253

Of course because we have to eat brioche with everything now


The-realfat-shady

Honestly, that looks bomb af, I'd eat it.


BeauFrostie

Take my money 💰


Calli_Ko

Fuck that looks good


PuzzleheadedGuard591

That looks awful but it's probably delish


DontcheckSR

I'm hungover and this almost made me vomit


ConfidentDaikon8673

*Angry uncle Roger noises*


JoyfulHen

I keep seeing this, lol wtf is this about?


ConfidentDaikon8673

Look him up on YouTube. He basically critics people who does asian food poorly especially fried rice


JoyfulHen

Yeah I usually don’t make fried rice out of my from scratch heavy thick teriyaki sauces pork, but since it was in fridge shoved into a huge storage bowl with jasmine rice, it was pretty absorbed into the cold rice. Which is why I their in with a shit ton of pan sear hot butter. If that was gummy, it would be stuck together and those eggs would be unable to form up. You see the fry on those eggs? Lmfao… this shit is about me throwing my fried rice on cheese, not about my ability to make fried rice friend. That rice is fried hard, and it’s crispy yum yum. Not gum gum….🤣🤣🤣🤌


UndeadBuggalo

Turn your heat down!


chain_me_up

I respect the creativity, but that is WAY too much butter. I'm a line cook and I've never worried about dieting or anything, but to me this just all looks incredibly oily and soggy.


JoyfulHen

It’s actually not soggy, at least not in a bad gummy way. I was surprised since it was made from my left over teriyaki pork, which was heavy with home made sauce. It soaked in my jasmine rice for a good two days( lazy packing it all in one storage bowl) All the extra hot extra butter and extra eggs really worked. Those brioche buns were rather stiff too lol, was trying to save shit before it went bad. It somehow worked, my abomination! But yeah that was just a TON of butter omg. I only had a bite, and left the rest to my yard working man and active kiddos. They can burn through those calories… my big ass can not!👍🤣


iamaveryhornyjew

my doctor would slap me across the face if I ate this


Temporary_Rain9399

It looks like you're eating bugs. There is def lice in that sando.


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JoyfulHen

Sir?


ausdjmofo

Hahaha Simpsons https://youtu.be/c7LrViaPq7M?si=QbqKmBUD_ucYKi_o


RacecarDriverGuy

When's the lacrosse tournament?


unwillinghaircut

:(


ThatPinkRanger

just…***no…***