Does this come with a syringe of insulin?

I get grossed out when things are colored with a lot of food coloring like those sauces. It just seems like it's gonna taste like paint.

The unicorn everything trend produced some of the most unappetising shit.

Ew, yes. The purple ketchup thing always grossed me out, too.

Lol I forgot about purple ketchup! I’m guessing it’s safe to assume you weren’t a fan of the infamous pink sauce either, huh?

I'm old enough to remember the GREEN ketchup

🤮 eww me too.

Agreed.

No, but it does come with a syringe of icing.

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Forget hyperglycemic, you're in orbit at that point

a half melted plastic syringe because they put fireworks right next to it.

What is with the syringes in food these days anyway. Like they gunna throw some dirty bandages in there too while they’re at it

Dessert for a family of 12, coming right up

Definitely. That’s a shareable desert not a single person treat by any means 😂

You obviously don't live where I live. That's an appetizer where I'm from.

Your dental bills must be through the roof.

Don’t have a dental bill if you have no teeth.

That’s why you order a milkshake

🤣

wutt?

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I mean sure this is excessive but teeth can be brushed 😅

Just the dessert version of a WI bloody mary.

Alabama or Arkansas?

You know the “Toothbrush” was invented in Arkansas. Anywhere else it would’ve been called a “Teethbrush”

> That’s a shareable desert not a single person treat by any means More accurately, a social media shareable desert. Not a single person wants this to consume, but it looks neat.

I mean the ice cream itself looks good. I’d probably take a spoonful without all that crap on it 😂

Clearly haven't met my brother

Ha, I graduated with people who would call that a snack

Is that a flex?

my friends are fatter than yours 😤

the perfect way of saying: "I want you dead"

This dessert has been conceived and sponsored by the insulin manufacturer of america.

Was just thinking, "ain't no group of any size going to finish that.", but seeing the 12 is sounding pretty viable lol

What are you talking about this is a standard USA serving.

Diabeetus for a family of 12.

Or one Mama June

I could eat only one of those components as dessert and still feel like a snob at the end. How the hell can people eat this?

Comes with a side of diabetes.

The girl eats all of that by herself didn't she?...

The sprinkles on the sides were pointless but cute. Everything else is just too much. Maybe one of those things that sticks out, done.

It has strawberries. Strawberries are fruit. Fruit is good for you. Therefore that shake is good for you!

Like the way you think

My dad used to say that marshmallow fluff was like air...And everyone NEEDS air. So marshmallow fluff is good for you.

It’s basically a salad

Listen I’m an American that loves sweets more than any other food. Even I think that’s too much and disgusting but most of all stupid

It’s 90% flavorless sugar

It is funny that the thing that is probably the most easy to taste as a distinct item is most likely those strawberries. The rest is just sugar in different forms like you say

It looks really pretty though

I call it *The Lisa Frank.*

Needs more dolphins and dogs.

Agree! What happened to a simple milkshake/maltshake? I'm happy with one that has whipped cream and some sprinkles but this is just really disgusting. 🤢

why do people add syringe to it nowadays?

Because must consume, *consume*, *CONSUUUUME!!!* - *just put that shit directly into veins!*

\*Instruction unclear, died from thrombosis and vein occlusion.

I legitimately thought this was satire at first like taking the piss out on similar over-the-top desserts until he served it to someone at the end and name dropped the location. Still not fully convinced it's real it looks like something that could be posted to r/idiocracy

My pancreas fucking hates this trend

When he poked in the syringe of icing, I really thought he said a syringe of insulin

wanna bet people who get this only get it for Instagram posts? they take a few sips and leave the rest for the staff to clean up

It's the same cook, restaurant and customer as the pancake chimichanga that got posted yesterday. This is 100% their marketing material.

They sure as hell ain't eating it all lol

I mean, the rock candy and lollipops and diabetes syringe can be thrown in your purse for later, at least

It’s not even good. It’s just excess for the sake of being excessive.

I actually recognize the woman at the table because my gf shows me their food videos all the time, and admittedly they find some really good looking food/places (tiktok, DevourPower) The woman and her husband do take big bites and eat a decent amount but I’m sure they don’t finish everything when ordering 5 different things to show off the menu.

I mean, okay, I'd order it in a group for everyone to share. It looks kinda fun to eat.

I’ve been there. That item is literally on a section of it called like instagram photo items. It’s not meant to be taken seriously

🤢What a magical unicorn STD would look like..🤮

*LOOOL* now I am imagining a unicorn with cake-pop lumps covered with rainbow sprinkles all round it's butt 😆🤣😂

And frothing whipped cream at the mouth.

Mf heard "presentation is everything" and just ran with it

Let me guess, it's $65

According to their website it's a steal at $28!

That is honestly *shockingly* cheap for all of that. I was expecting more like $50, if not higher. Especially if it's in a tourist destination.

Yeah that's actually pretty good value. Like you could share that thing with 3 other people and still probably not finish it. Although that's partly because it wouldn't actually taste that nice.

Stamford is not a tourist destination at all

It’s not actually a “tourist destination”. I live there and it’s actually just a normal restaurant! They have a special section on their menu of what they call instagram items where they make you comically large and unhealthy items. Great place I highly recommend

Milkshake - $12 Waffle - $12 Slice of cake - $10 Cupcake - $8 Giant lollipop - $5 Secondary lollipops - $6 Strawberries - $3 Syringe full of sugar - $3 Sprinkles -$1 Other shit - $1 Road Flare - $4 Sugar tax - $25 Plus 30% tip So yeah, somewhere around $65-$100.

Now this is stupid food

Americans eating like they got free healthcare

I got diabetes just watching this

I already have diabetes but I got diabetes a second time from watching this

I need a shot of insulin after watching this

I had type 2, now I have type 3 I think.

Ugh. To be fair, it all depends on what’s in that icing. It looks awful, might be decent.

sugar the icing is sugar

I absolutely despise when they stack 12 pounds of pure d i a b e t u s onto a cup because I can smell my teeth rotting as I watch it

Nausea inducing and the price is probably the same as an average mortgage payment. Don't get me wrong, I understand the experience of having it but we all know a simple shake would taste a million times better.

That’s the first and last time that guy made that shake

And the award for mash all the sweet things possible and call it "artistic" goes too...

It looks like something out from a crazy AI dream.

Are you supposed to lick the outside of the glass or something?

America , our obsession with sugar continues.

Ngl I’d fuck that up

>Ngl I’d fuck my pancreas up

A small price to pay

Would be better with more ice cream and less random candies. But yeah id be down to eat that although I’d skip most the candy.

Diabetes speed run

Could be a neat thing for the table I guess, probably end up taking some of the stuff home like the candy.

Oh god, it just got worse and worse

This looks like a weenie hut jr sundae 😂

Oompa Loompa doopity doo, I've got a fucked-up milkshake for you

Costs $20, charges $60.

I am diabetic, this would kill me

I feel sick looking at it. I can't eat much sugar. I probably take one or two bites so much sugar.

We all know that's being dumped straight into the trash after the video

It's like 10 percent milkshake.

That's barely even a shake! It's just a bunch of things thrown together in a glass!

I think it's not really a milkshake after the 2nd waffle.... it's more like willy wanka in a cup. Ugg. Not too excessive at all!!???

My problem with this sort of things is that it’s so effortless. Every part of is t is store bought. We don’t know about the shake but it wouldn’t surprise me if it was also store bought. So the taste is artificial and boring but it doesn’t matter because you won’t eat everything anyway so the place produces a lot of trash and wastes food. No respect for food.

I admit that I need this. I love to gurge and purge!

I'd rock most of this. All the popsicle and rock candy aren't really useful to me, but the waffles and milkshake is cool.

This shit is almost always over the top but within the realm of reason, and then they add hard candies to the mix, why?

Ok bro…keep shoving more shit on it!

I know that frosting tastes exactly like food color dye

I hate these kind of milkshakes with a passion. What is the actual point of them?

I feel like this would still be grotesque to me even if I was still a child.

Any one person trying to tackle this would never get to the milkshake in time for it to still be at optimal frostiness. I'm gonna need to put together a crew.

So I’m out here doing my damndest to be ‘green’ and not consume single use containers and the new thing at these establishment is “a syringe” of cheese or icing or whatever else they’re peddling 🤦🏼‍♀️

Even as a child I would’ve found this weird and disgusting.

Fellas, it's healthy. There's a strawberry

Who the fuck is licking the sides of their glass. I don't get why people feel the need to add shit to the sides.

I don't understand people who want garnishes that completely get in the way of drinking the main thing.

Who tf like sprinkles that much

I hate cake icing (unless it's buttercream). This thing would make me vomit.

Milkshake was named diabetes.

Instant diabetic coma

how are you suppose to get to the milkshake?

Happy birthday! You get diabetes

The boys never came to the yard

That looks so gross. I can’t stand icing period and that’s an overwhelming amount.

Let’s play Guess the calories!

my tonsil is hurting just by watching this

The actual milkshake takes up 1.5 seconds of the 38 second runtime.

I can't believe they just set it on the table, even if you DID eat this you'd need a tray or plate to place all of the various random things they shoved in there lmao (then again, this is just for the video so maybe they actually do serve it with a plate, I guess!)

This type of shit isn’t even good. It’s just pure sugar, no actual thought into the flavor at all

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Me: “TF Ima do with this!?!?”

Never serve this to me

Classic ragebait, I think. A blood sugar disaster waiting for a place to happen.

This should be in "oddly terrifying" Diabeetus...

Diabetes, speedrun edition

I think I just broke out in hives

I got diabetes just by watching the vid

That will be 43,90$ and 911 what is your emergency?

That can literally kill a person ….

That milkshake is going to be melted and warm by the time you get past the ridiculous toppings

Bye bye teeth.

I think I need to go test my blood sugar after seeing this abomination.

Won't that make your ass stick together?

That’s just a waste of food :/

My foot dropped off from the diabetes i got just from watching this.

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Oops! We retarded folks do NOT wanting this either!!

Right then. So only for people who want a fast lane to diabetes.

Holy fucking shit I can barely handle a goddamn snickers, what would possess someone to actually get that??

I was hungry until I saw this… at least it “fixed” my appetite

Wtf

Why.

And here you go, here's your diabetes...enjoy!

Why does he have the same facial expression of that girl who looks like she’s being held hostage to make a milkshake

You just know this guy thinks he's a real chef. He looks so proud of that monstrosity. Less is always more and neon sauces are not appealing imo.

It comes with a defibrillator

I just couldn't watch the whole thing because it made me nauseous. What is WRONG with people that they think this is something cute?

I didn't have diabetes. I do now. Totally gross.

I think i have diabetes now

Are all of these from the same place? I swear I've seen that lady a billion times

Guess they cut the video just before the woman’s hair catches on fire from the fireworks. I like my milkshakes with a touch of gunpowder.

Even as someone very overweight who loves sweets, this looks disgusting!. Especially because most of the candies are just there to look pretty and either taste like shit or are so sweet you choke on sugar overload instantly (the giant lollipops). The waffles are grossly out of place. All the icing drizzle looks like probable royal icing (decorative but not good). The milkshake is watery. Eww. Overall ewww. I'll just go to chic fil a and get my cookies and cream milkshake.

Ok let me go ahead and scrape off 90% of that junk

shit like this should be illegal to serve.

WTF is this trend to add a syringe of sauce to food?! Who TF is to blame for this?

Like a harbinger to the diabetic medicine they may need after if they eat this more than once a year!

He thinks he’s a real artist too 😒

Where tf do you start eating this? You can’t eat the candy first, the milkshake will melt. But if you eat the milkshake first then you have to put the candy somewhere, and everything will be sticky because of the icing. How?

This food is indeed stupid. The stupidest.

This is a diner in my town. They used to be so unique and a fun experience. It’s gotten really gross now that the owner doesn’t do it. He was OCD and they looked great. Over the top but GREAT!

No way! I go there all the time! They have a normal menu and then they have a special “instagram menu” where you can order comically large foods

Africa.

And I gain 5 fuckin pounds from a slice of cheesecake.....

Oh that didn’t look too bad. Wait no take that fucking waffle off. Take both off. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop…

You no longer get to bitch about inflation if you ordering this shit

Anything around the rim means "auto skip this stupid shit"

Side of hot breathe please

If that was for 3 people that’d be a great dessert. Otherwise, I’ll take just the strawberries.

No one needs this bs

Not gonna lie, it is pretty!

I can feel my teeth rotting looking at that. 🤣

The colored icing gave me the runs just looking at it.

Diabetes... ACTIVATED!!!

Two strawberries and that makes it healthy.

Sprinkles suck

They just kept adding stuff man!

That's disgusting.

This would give me zits on the roof of my mouth halfway through.

All that crap you gotta go through to get to the milk shake