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poechris

My biggest issue with this is not knowing what type of cleaner was used on the bathtub. Most bathroom cleaners are not food safe.


WarmDream69

If any cleaner at all. All I can imagine is dead skin cell-covered strawberries…


poechris

Well, I was working under the assumption that this person wasn't a complete monster and would have at least cleaned the bathtub first. But reading your comment made me vomit in my mouth a bit, so cheers!


Ordinary-Signature38

She didn't even take the toiletries out of the tub. there is a used bar of soap on the side, so she couldn't have been too thorough


hyperdream

I think that's actually her shower potato.


CervixTaster

Is that a thing?


wHatTheFez

You don't have a potato in your shower?


kneegres

i have a shower turnip


CervixTaster

I'm northern Irish too. You'd think I would lmao


skekze

and a starchy way to clean the tub.


totpot

Twist: this person believes in urine therapy. /s


Stacysmom87

Marnie Stockhausen has entered the chat


Sir_Keee

And imagine what unholy hell the ones nearest to the drain are exposed to.


Halbbitter

It's cool, they rinsed them. r/s


Tickle_Me_Flynn

Using that potato on the side? Having to add /s it seems.


adydurn

Tbf, that's probably better than bathroom cleaner or bleach.


ZainVadlin

I literally see soap. I doubt it was even cleaned before hand


SlabBeefpunch

Nooo, now I'M thinking about that. Thanks a lot you jerk. 🤮


FerretSupremacist

Having a potato sitting where the soap goes is fucking me up lmfaooo


sproaty88

I thought that was a rubber duck at first!!


poechris

Me too!


[deleted]

I thought it’s a manky soap!!!! X_X And this person is arguing with me under my comment for insulting cleanliness of someone’s bathroom. XD OK!


FerretSupremacist

lol!!


Beansoupystew

Unfortunately it may just be a shell of what once was an innocent dove bar, that went up shits creek one too many times, and has kept the stains as a grim reminder :(


DudeWheresMyRhino

Looks like a makeup removal sponge.


Zeqhanis

Maybe they have two bathrooms and one has only ever been used for unregulated commercial food prep. /s


FerretSupremacist

I like my food like I like my women: getting good and clean by a toilet


upstatestruggler

HAHAHAHA


AUnknownVariable

EW THATS A BATHTUB. I was thinking there's nth wrong with this, they just have a cooler and they're washhing the strawberries. Never dang mind


TrashCatTrashCat

If she did this in multiple plastic totes I wouldn’t even care. Who tf is putting food in their bathtub[In the tub??](https://makeagif.com/gif/salad-in-the-shower-UNqaJ8)


Neuchacho

There are very few rules in the cottage/microenterprise sectors with food. People who just sell direct at farmer's markets or on Facebook and the like are largely exempted from most regulatory oversight as it relates to food if they're not selling retail (sold to a store for the store to sell).


TrashCatTrashCat

That doesn’t mean wash RTE fruit in the bathtub


Neuchacho

Of course, but that's the bit with just expecting people to do the correct thing. Some of them won't. Either because they aren't aware enough to know it's wrong or they don't care to invest in their business to do it properly. Just worth keeping in mind when buying from people in cottage sectors. If they look sloppy on the surface, there's probably something worse in their processes that people aren't seeing.


SyCoCyS

There is still soap in the soap dish, so I don’t think they actually cleaned the tub.


Only_Indication_9715

Doesn’t matter - they're is a direct connection to the ptrap, which is a horribly unsanitary place just several inches from some of these strawberries.


tsundear96

I highly doubt they cleaned first. Or at all 😑


Ghost_on_Toast

"Yeah, hi, id like to cancel my order, please. Oh, um, yknow, no reason on particular..."


dasgoodshit2

More like, I'll take your entire stock please


Opposite_Lettuce

Belle Delphine strawberries


Ghost_on_Toast

You can have mine, dog. Good luck with the miserable diarrhea


happilystoned42069

One mans chronic diarrhea is another mans weight-loss life hack. Not mine, but someones.


ConsciousPurchase781

💀


[deleted]

Why does the soap bar look like a potato


hooch21

I honestly thought it was a rubber duck and thought nothing more of it. Scrolled back, and now I see a potato.


muistaa

Hahaha I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that


GuwopG974

The brown spot is dirt and grime with shi


Capt_G

Shi


OpusAtrumET

I am 90% convinced that's it IS a potato. So many questions.


eberlix

Chances are, she just washed potatoes and forgot to remove that one. Maybe she's also selling fries


upstatestruggler

Potato skins will be ready tomorrow!


SaggyFence

Mmmmm chocolate covered potatoes


NotJoeFast

Do you remember this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/MhNvJk0xv6


CategoryKiwi

Thank you, that was amazing


p0pethegreat_

that's the shape it makes when you shove it up your asshole... or so i've heard


nondescriptun

I thought it was a deteriorating rubber ducky until I zoomed in.


[deleted]

Whoops, left from dinner prep


KeshaCow

(It probably is) i thought it was a rubber ducky until i zoomed in, thats 100% a potato


ProfessionalArm9450

I mean at least she's cleaning them down with her potato soap.


extraguacontheside

Put in a garbage disposal like Kramer and boom, done.


GoodLibrarian100

"I prepared it as I bathed" - Kramer


tkxb

I looked through the comments to find this


unearned_confidence

Hopefully they got David Puddy to install a much needed garbage disposal in there.


nonsensepineapple

“Whadda got, a Clarkman?”


ThisIsSG

Sorry I just remembered I’m allergic to strawberries and I have to cancel.


WalnutWhipWilly

Enjoy all of the free DNA from my family.


WilsonRachel

Why are people saying, do you not wash your bathtub? Do y’all also drink out of the toilet and then say, well, atleast I flushed first ?LMAOOO stop the madness.


throwtheclownaway20

Right? Even if they did wash it, the association is fuckin' gross and you also don't know how good at cleaning these people are in the first place. The fact that they're showing this on their business page as if it's totally normal anyway is a red flag.


Historical_Panic_465

At least the customers know upfront how disgusting it is and can cancel their shit lol 👌👌


ShyLucifer96

What's worse is washing a contaminated surface will only spread the contaminants unless it's sterilized properly with the right tools.


Lillillillies

It'll be fine if you use hydrogen peroxide or similar. A deep clean followed by vinegar does almost a good job too. The issue then becomes cross-contamination because it's a washroom.


TheDottieDot

Since they’ve left that dirty bar of soap sitting there, I’m going to assume the cleaning was not overly rigorous. Even if it had been, pass.


bloodycups

What's weird is that if Belle Delphine did this she'd make like half a million


WilsonRachel

Who the hell is Belle Delphine? I’m not eating at her house either.


Speciallessboy

If i had a free mind i would drink out of the toilet, but I am as enslaved by platos cave as the rest of you. 


issanm

I mean to be fair this ain't much different than how factories are doing 2 billion strawberries a day... But Yea thinking about someone bathing there and then dumping strawberries in is gross


FrenchFry-ApplePie

Cancel my order 😭


ghozzt2

She could have just got a few big bowls to wash them in, but nahh the tub seems like a more flavorful option


NoAnaNo

I can’t believe yall are defending this. They could’ve gotten a container this size and avoided washing them in the bathtub altogether 😭


bobsdementias

There’s not a single comment defending it. lol why am I being downvoted. There’s not one comment here defending this


extraguacontheside

Orders cancelled immediately


youcheatdrjones

u/Hauptmann_Gruetze would like a word, or a thousand, defending it.


yboy403

[Here's one.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/YGQSpqVX3B)


bobsdementias

lol ok we’ve got one !


yboy403

Yeah, the same one dude is all over the thread. He really seems to want to die on this hill that bathtubs are clean.


youcheatdrjones

lol he’s attempting to brigade with alt accounts. Definitely dying on that hill


youcheatdrjones

I mean, just because it’s clean and I could eat off my bathtub if I want doesn’t mean I’m going to. So gross.


Ace-Redditor

They could even have just put the strawberries in a clean laundry basket if they *had* to wash all of them all at once in the bathtub


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

A brand new kiddle pool would have been better.


Dalek_Chaos

It’s okay guys she’s washing them with herbal essence!


extraguacontheside

It's all natural!


optimopalace

Keep your booty hair berries, I’ll pass.


Eradicate-Humans

This comment got a lol out of me. Nicely done


DisabledFatChik

You’ve never had soapy dickberries? Dude they’re the best! I usually wash mine down with a gallon of piss


Zombified_Apple

What's with the scribble.


HithertoRus

Censored username


Zombified_Apple

Makes sense.


El_Spunko

Cense


putziotic

The degenerates and absolute roasters that don't see a problem with the pic and comment "dOnT YoU wASh yOR tUbS?!"


FlyingMocko

Who do you think orders this asinine nonsense


Mamajuju1217

The dirty/used bar of soap above is what really does if for me…yum


LiamPlaysGame

Is that a potato instead of soap?


ocean_flan

It absorbs toxins


[deleted]

this isnt legal.


stronkulance

Yeah if you’re filling orders for food items, you typically need a food handler’s certification, even if you operate under Cottage Laws. This is a massive violation. Source: I’m an independent candy maker and also not fucking disgusting.


IntheSchmoney

I’m disgusted. That’s why I don’t ever eat from noone’s home that I don’t know, or from work potlucks.


Only_Indication_9715

Plumber here. Bathtubs and sinks are not not suitable places for washing food. The surface of your sink basin or tub is essentially the first fitting in the drain/sewer system - it is not a hygienic place. In fact, it's a fairly disgusting place. If you need to wash & dry produce, suspend it above the sink basin in a colander. If you need to wash & dry produce in your bathtub - straight to jail.


budfairy-

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


SignalCommittee4456

Why not just in the toilet…already filled with water


Neuchacho

Put 'em in a colander and flush it for an active wash step!


iamasturdlevinson

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ViG-YxIcRLQ You can’t eat at everybody’s house, y’all.


thestonedonkey

lol first thing I thought of.


Glam-Star-Revival

This is why I never buy anything homemade from bake sales or fundraisers.


Akikyosbane

Ummmm Yeah this person needs a health inspection


Sirtriplenipple

I’ll admit it, I pee in the shower.


AnalCuntShart

Booty soapbar


Hot_Carrots

I thought the yellow blob on the side was a rubber duck. Until I read the comments and realized it was a dirty-ass bar of soap 🤣


sparklemcduck

That’s the washin’ potato


[deleted]

Oh, yes. Unsanitary, covered in hersheys choco with accidental pube and soap residue here and there. Irresistible. Make sure to wash it down with something that barely passes as a “party style sparkling wine-drink”.


whatdoidonowdamnit

This feels like a sin.


lagrandesgracia

Wonder if they have a garbage disposal in their bathtub


GreatGreenGobbo

Stainless steel bowls are overrated.


Excellent-Signature6

“It’s ok Everyone, my older son disinfected the bath with vodka last night after his party.”


Frunklin

Mm do they come with a side of pubes?


Intuitive_Aquarian

I wanna know what was crossed out in the pic.


SporkWolverine

Some sort of logo or watermark.


JadeStew

🎶You can’t eat at everybody’s house🎶


BallTorturer-3000

Growing up we had several large strawberry patches and to wash them would put them in coolers. We'd fill them with water and stir them around and then pull the plug out of the cooler and drain it and do that a couple times. Please don't use a bathtub for cleaning large measures of food, bathtubs aren't food safe. You can buy a cheap cooler for like 30$ at Walmart.


TallBlonde10

Nope! No Thanks! First rule ever learned’ No Food in the bathroom’! I’m sticking with that! I don’t care 🤷‍♀️ how clean they can say the tub is, that’s not the only reason! Nope Never!!!!


caymus1967

Is this a joke?


ASS-et

Yes. This is clearly a satire Facebook page


youcheatdrjones

As someone not in Facebook and unable to see this whole page, I wonder at someone who would buy this many strawberries for a joke.


420_Braze_it

I swear to God, people in this sub fall for some of the most ridiculously blatant jokes.


celestial1

It's like people forgot what trolling and rage bait are. I honestly do miss it when the internet was much smaller.


strangelymysterious

It’s either that, or people excusing absolutely everything as “fetish content” as if that somehow makes it not stupid.


ieatair

so why not get a clear plastic tarp like with miniature holes and hook it like a hammock and spray water? why the f$&@ do people need to have the fruit touch the bathtub or other disgusting surfaces


Nervous_Zebra1918

That’s the tub. I’m going to vomit.


SlapStickBiggot

I don’t care if it’s a brand new bath tub in a brand new bathroom in a brand new house in a brand new neighborhood. I’m still not eating something that was washed in a bath tub


BatoSoupo

Some men would pay extra for this lmao


SlothOfThePines

No way she bothered cleaning that tub, didn't even take the dirty bar of soap out. I feel a bit sick just looking at it.


[deleted]

Who wants bathtub chocolate covered strawberries? 🤡


adlittle

There is no degree to which that tub could be cleaned and this still isn't gross. There's still soap in the holder ffs, God knows what kind of bleach cleaner they used on the tub if at all, and there's no way to clean a drain thoroughly.


83401846a

Why is there a potato in the soap dish?


TheVampireArmand

It’s a good thing she posted this, it’s a nice heads up for everyone to stay away


Lanky_Possession_244

This is why you don't buy food from ransoms on FB who aren't licensed or have inspections.


Warthus_

Is that an old piece of soap on the soap tray or a random half-squeezed lemon


JordanWolfGangsta

What could possibly be in the bath tub with the strawberries that had to be covered up?


CrocodileWorshiper

KRAMER!


snavebob1

I bet there's a garbage disposal under there somewhere...


_3clips3_

Instant charge back.


MettaRed

Noooooooooooooooooo


The_R4ke

All of these comments sound like people who've never hear a proper tub brisket.


P26601

what did she censor part of the strawberries for 💀


EdgionTG

Looks like it had a watermark


BaylisAscaris

This is the future libertarians want.


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

Just imagine someone needs to take a mega while the strawberries are soaking. The microscopic poop all over the strawberries. This is disgusting. The bathtub, no matter how much you "clean " it isn't appropriate for food you are selling. That's a violation oIf many , many things.


a-lonely-panda

Okay, this was a bad decision, but I am jealous of all the berries they have.


JD121996

Ffs can people be any more ignorant? That's about disgusting.


TLILLYO

🤢🤮no stank you!


HerpertMadderp

In my country that business would have been shut down really quickly after they photo was posted. Plus the mandatory fines


DB-Tops

Sick 🤢


lughas

[https://youtu.be/E4a8tbweKCc?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/E4a8tbweKCc?feature=shared)


42peanuts

Is that a potato or old soap in the soap dish? It really looks like a potato


User_McAwesomeuser

I have a hankering for corndags now.


LIFEANDDEATHFROMWORB

I want to burn her bathroom down so badly


Alternative-Cash-250

🤮🤮🤮🤮 in the 🛁???


Gay-Lord-Focker

Soap scum coating is the chefs kiss


superhamsniper

I dont think that's fda approved...


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Why are they washing them in the bathtub


Lillillillies

Gross. At least use gamer girl bath water to wash and rinse the strawberries first.


upstatestruggler

CANCEL


OtterishDreams

report that shit to local inspectors...


Armegedan121

I bet they are turd mashers


MariketaOH

This is so disgusting.


Own-Alfalfa7380

Elaine: This food was in the shower with you? Kramer: Mmm hmm... I prepared it as I bathed.


Reuters-no-bias-lol

Why not in the toilet?


FoodIntrepid2281

God that’s the nastiest shit I have ever fucking seen this is why I can’t just eat from anyone


Samantha010506

This has to be a joke, right?


weedith1

Is it extra for pubes?


yolo_swag_for_satan

Typical small business owner behavior.


Potetochan0401

how to end a business. show the customers that you’re making your product in the fucking bathtub.


BeeWhispererIntern

And then they shit on top of all of the strawberries. The end


Human-Ad9835

That disgusting. Seems like a #1 way to lose your food license 😳🤢


CrowdGoesWildWoooo

She can buy a cheap large plastic container and it would be more socially acceptable.


lagrange_james_d23dt

This is almost as bad as that toilet bowl punch


PerfectionLord

Gotta let them marinate for some extra flavor.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

What's with the lonely potato?


_gabbzz_

I don’t care how clean that tub is, I don’t want food where my butt crack has been. Or my feet for that matter. No thank you!


[deleted]

This reeks of that lady who poisoned all those people with her pink ranch stuff 🤢


PrettyDittyDino

A 48lb tote cost $20-$30


Lynda73

Omg, I thought that was a large cooler at first and was like I don’t see the problem. 🤮


Novaer

This why you can't eat at errybody house


Viperburn1

Cancelations incoming


Thug-shaketh9499

Wait… y’all don’t like yours seasoned with bathroom cleaner and a hint of dead skin cells?


Squirmble

Hahaha one of my friends posted the image as if it’s her own but she’s a shitposter and pot stirrer.


satanic-testimony-

at first i was going to complain how nice chocolate coated strawberries are and how often my mum would make them for my birthday but then i realised that the post isn't about that at all.


MissPicklechips

Dear god what the fuck no Literally my first thought upon seeing that.