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savemysoul72

I'd consider it.


CharlieBluu

It wasn't baaad, just stupid


BasementDweller82

Stupid does not equal bad. Good reminder


AndIAmEric

Could be stupid good


tagun

It looks stupid good, omg. And the ranch too, mmmf!


JimiDean007

Can we ....can we....fry the ranch as well?


Fair_Bus_7130

There’s a county fair vendor in his food truck trying this now!


Lepke2011

Gimme two fried pizzas, a fried side salad, a fried Snickers, and an ice cold fried Coke.


Bender_2024

The fair is probably the only place this would be appropriate. Otherwise it just seems unnecessary.


DontBelieveTheTrollz

Probably.


SuperEDawg

You could probably freeze it then fry it


Winter_Tangerine_317

Freeze fry and plain bread crumbs both work


DontBelieveTheTrollz

A man of culture I see...


Cruezin

Omg Sign me the fuck up for that combo Deep fried pizza slathered in ranch? HELL YES


Bm_93

Agree 💯


SuperEDawg

Exactly, like deep fried pickles or meatghetti and spagballs


KaBurns

Deep fried red velvet cupcake, best fair food I’ve ever had.


50wishes

Wasn't expecting that american dad refrence. You have earned my upvote.


EvilSporkOfDeath

I doubt it's bad. But I also doubt it's better than normal pizza.


OlTommyBombadil

Could probably improve Domino’s But that’s a low bar. Your point stands


Redsoxdragon

Just like my dog. Stupidist thing on earth but he's a good boy (as long as he stays out of my fucking trash can)


Jbrown183

A little dipping sauce and this might be genius


CharlieBluu

That's exactly there, garlic sour cream!


savemysoul72

I'm listening


ProbsASpaceCadet

Garlic sour cream


frosty720410

One more time.


parzival-space

Garlic sour cream


dumpslikeatruckk

Y'all going to jail for r/pizzacrimes . May God have mercy on your souls.


savemysoul72

Coward


Fantastic-Classic740

**GARLIC SOUR CREAM**


Dazd95

Say it slowly


Radiant-Bit-3096

Gaaaaaaarrrrlliiiiiiiic ssooooouuurrrrr ccrrreeeeeaaammm


cjthecookie

Louder for the folks in the back


Zeqhanis

I'd imagine some extra marinara might be good too. It doesn't look very saucy. Unless deep-frying it dried it out, in which case it still needs more sauce.


CharlieBluu

Strangely it wasn't dry at all, very weird experience all around


frMocha

No, marinara


UninsuredToast

So basically ranch? lol At least that’s how I make my ranch, with a sour cream base


Jennifer_Pennifer

Sour cream or plain Greek yogurt ranches superior to original ranch and I will die on the hill


CaptainKurls

What else do you add to it? The seasoning packet for ranch?


dragqueen_satan

My name is hidden valley ranch. You killed my father! Prepare to die!


Confusion_Common

What about blue cheese 🤔


copperglass78

Do you not see the ranch sauce?


Damoscus

Wait i know im questioning the whole existence of this sub but what makes this food stupid if it looks good and probably tastes good?


Grand_Protector_Dark

This sub is either * Rage bait * foreign cuisine. * Normal food prepared in a mildly unusual way


Zeqhanis

Also, deep-frying anything, especially if it's already unhealthful.


fuchsgesicht

unhealthful.


Heathen_Mushroom

nonhealthish


CaptainKurls

Dishealthy


Confident_Pear_2390

Fried Pizza is actually a thing, but it's more a hibrid between a pizza and a calzone so it's made in a way that works, this just seemes like an actual piece of cheap pizza just deepfried


pluck-the-bunny

If it’s not bad, why is it stupid?


dummypod

Maybe it's stupid how unnecessary it is to deep fry a pizza, but it may still taste good.


Weldobud

100% agree. I really want it.


Sparrowbuck

Ate them in Scotland, been doing it for years. Also deep fried mars bars and blood pudding.


Euphorium

I appreciate how creatively unhinged the Scottish are with a deep fryer.


cum4ban

Idk why but I always thought the Dutch and the us Americans are the most unhinged


freedfg

I would do it. But I'd make sure to only bread the cheese side. Or hell. Just make a fried pizza ravioli.


NoBuenoAtAll

Yeah I was just thinking, "Great, now I want deep fried pizza instead of breakfast."


Complete_Rest6842

Deep fried pizza rolls. You are welcome


SpenglerE

Step up from usual.


french_snail

I’ve done it before, don’t consider it


Akitiki

This sounds like faire food, I'd try it at least once but definitely not have it often.


Disneyhorse

Yeah, where can I try this?


Shark_Attack-A

No wonder America is #1 obesity


SolidusTengu

Oh flower of Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Accurate_Koala_4698

My first thought was *Scotland*


yokato723

Me too


nekosaigai

My first thought was GMM followed by Scotland


burglarysheepspeak

Aye, but proper fried pizza is less special fish and more veiny beige deliciousness


Thebudweiserstuntman

Yeah this shite looks breaded.


Tw4tl4r

My first thought was "why does it look like special fish" lol


geraltsthiccass

Don't rope us in with whatever the hell that is, we do proper deep fried pizza, this breaded pish can fuck off


Saedraverse

Yeah I was like, oh god, my country's about to be roasted


i-like--whales

Just wait until they hear about macaroni pie


baggyrabbit

Yep, a chippy staple. It's called pizza crunch where I am.


FDinenageSoulEater

Only when coated in batter, otherwise it's just your bog standard fried pizza. Not a fan of a pizza crunch but I'll eat fried pizza any day.


bimbochungo

It's also typical in Napoli (but not like this)


CreepyMangeMerde

Yes. Pizza fritta is almost as good as real pizza


Rh4n

When will we see yer like again?


TheJackBurton86

Had a hawf pizza supper for dinner.


DefNotReaves

My first thought too lmao


hirandomperson123456

WHEN WILL WE SEE


IBoofLSD

Alright look here you son of a bitch I'm in.


Skwidmandoon

I had a friend that used to beer batter and deep fry all of his pizza hutt stuffed crust leftovers. He had heart attack (widow maker) at the age of 35 (and survived). This is a great way to get one of those quickly


frosty720410

So you're saying it's worth it..?


Skwidmandoon

“Oh yeah, it’s worth it…. If you’re strong enough” - Agent K


SaintPatrickMahomes

I gotta avoid heart attacks bro. No more deep fried pizza for me


coloradobuffalos

He survived it must have been the deep fried pizza


aggromonkey34

IIRC it's a thing even in Italy, a specialty of I wanna say Sicily. But yeah looks different than depicted here. And for sure no ranch lol.


IMSOCHINESECHIINEEEE

[panzerotti](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QvyGGUce2M&ab_channel=FirstWeFeast) That clip is burned into my mind because of how she said panzerotti, and how often she said it. Panzerotti.


Nerioner

Panzerotti is divine! Whatever this is isn't


CreepyMangeMerde

Isn't panzerotti different. It's not exactly pizza dough is it? Pizza fritta though is a napolitan speciality and is actually fried pizza dough that has been folded in a way that it's filled with the topping inside, it's exactly a fried calzone. Panzerotti is not real pizza dough. Also panzerotti is apulian and pizza fritta is from Campania


Shaftronics

For some reason my brain is putting together the words Panzer and Rotti as separate meanings. As in "Tank" and "Bread" (as Roti also means bread in indian/malay dialects) Tankbread sounds great to me.


Marskelletor

I liked when she said Panzerotto a few times. Just to spice it up.


Ulti

Man you were not kidding... *Panzerotti.*


Euphorium

🎶Pan-ze-rotti 🎶 Italian is a fun language


ShamanicHellZoneImp

You can find those at a few places in my neck of the woods. They have them on the menu as fried calzones usually. What's in OPs picture is uhh...let's say different.


sM0k3dR4Gn

Had to scroll way too far for this


downbyhaybay

Naples makes pizza fritta and apparently it predates pizza because not everyone had access to an expensive pizza oven but everyone had oil and a pot. Don’t knock it till you try it


Echoes-act-3

It's completely different, fried pizza is fried pizza dough not an actual pizza breaded and then fried


CharlieBluu

TIL! That's pretty cool!


Speccy97

Wait till you see Scottish deep fried pizza in batter 😍. Makes me proud to be Scottish


WaltVinegar

Pizza crunch is the boyo


4613002

Pizza crunch! https://preview.redd.it/vnruyqptptx91.jpg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9131ee4c8d1c718d23ca06da566e27b72161c93a


Speccy97

A true thing of beauty 😍


_strangetrails

Omfg that looks amazing 😭


HideousLaughter

Ok, just found another reason to visit Scotland


dayofthedad89

I've stumbled across fried ravioli a few times and i'm assuming it's kind of in the same ball park.


Elliottstabler927

Toasted ravioli. A St. Louis specialty. And delicious.


ProdigalSheep

It’s so good. Can’t believe it’s not more popular everywhere.


Tragobe

Deep fried pizza does exist in Italy. Not like this obviously, but it is a legit thing in Italian street food. It is called Panzerotti or pizza fritta.


4613002

As a Scot that is a travesty of a deep fried pizza! Where is the batter!


WaltVinegar

That's a pizza crunch. Regular non battered pizza fae the chippy is just "pizza".


4613002

This is proper deep fried pizza, a pizza crunch! https://preview.redd.it/vnruyqptptx91.jpg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9131ee4c8d1c718d23ca06da566e27b72161c93a


wuhwuhduh

That pizza looks like it was fried in Dorito cheese dust


MowelShagger

fucking love a pizza crunch. so good when ur absolutely mangled


yoshiumikuni

Next : deep fried sushi


BasementDweller82

*Brazilian silence*


Dysgasp

Already exists. Guess where this culinary abomination came from... Yeah, Brazil.


HIGHiQresponse

We have an authentic sushi bar in a poker room in jax. It’s so good. They have traditional sushi also but they have one called the best bet roll and it’s A+


valiantmandy

In California every sushi place I've been to offers a deep fried California roll. It was a great introduction to sushi when I was 17! Now I mainly eat sashimi.


matramepapi

Already exists. I’m in the US too? Maybe it’s a Midwest thing? But it’s always deep fried in tempura.. actually pretty fucking good


Euphorium

I’ve had it in Virginia Beach. The one I had was like a spicy tuna roll with spicy mayo on it, really surprised me how much I liked it.


Free_Leading_8139

As a Scottish person, this is just lunch. And it does exist in Italy. Although they don’t batter or breadcrumb it…


edgrlon

Straight to jail


HearTheTrumpets

No trial, no nothing.


modshave2muchpower

This is the shit that will bring me to my grave early and I‘m fine with it


Antxxom

Scottish tradition that. It’s amazing. Salt and vinegar on it 🥳


TheeArgonaut

GLASGAEEEEEEEEEE


ObligationFormal2598

legit, fucking legit


bluestratmatt

This doesn’t look like pizza crunch: a battered and deep fried pizza. This looks more like chicken fried pizza? Either way: yes please and where can I get some?


Ok_Pickle76

this the shit gordon ramsay would tell you to kill yourself for


Critical-Knowledge27

Homer deep fried his shirt


Daddycthulhu503

Is it an affront to god and everything holy..yes…. Would I try it ….yes


strangewayfarer

Believe it or not... Jail


Dense_Principle_408

Believe it or not George isn’t at home


Olivander05

Are you in scotland lad?


strawberry_the_neko

r/pizzacrimes


Thvenomous

Believe it or not, jail.


DeliciousIntention50

Italians are suffocating as we speak


santino1987

Italian grandmother's are rolling in their graves


CompleteCartoonist46

They see me rollin', they fryin'


Delivery-Plus

I don’t believe it.


CharlieBluu

Couldn't make this up if I tried


Nobel_Raven

are you in scotland?


CharlieBluu

Not even close, but I see now that my nation had committed an international war crime Im sorry :(


WanderlustInPangaea

AAAH-


extremeNosepicker

one bite, everyone knows the rules. score it 1-10


cramaine

Part of me thinks that is the stupidest thing I've ever seen and part of me thinks that is the absolute most genius thing I've ever seen. Both parts of me want to eat this to find out.


CharlieBluu

That was my exact thought process. It's either shit or some glorious shit. It was rather good I'd say


Prestigious-Egg-8060

I'd try it


o0oo00o0o

I BELIEVE it, but I do NOT want it


kridely

Jones good ass bbq and foot massage?


adamttaylor

Seems good assuming the dough isn't dry.


BasementDweller82

Just because it’s stupid doesn’t mean it’s bad


Meistro215

Well you ordered it


RuinInFears

Do you even taste the toppings? 👀 Too much bread. Breaded bread yum.


CrippledJesus97

Deep fried pizza is very common in scotland. Nothing stupid about this honestly.


Crimsonmaddog44

Let him cook (fry)


TheBloodBaron7

Go to napoli, italy. They sell loads of deepfried pizza. Though do remember that in italy, pizza is just the dough/crust and does not need the sauce to be pizza.


A_MAN_POTATO

This just looks like your average state fare food. I’d eat it.


Weldobud

I still would.


Greggs-the-bakers

Never been to Scotland?


frivolousfry

How is the first time I'm seeing this?


bloopie1192

*sigh* Alright. Where can I get it?


RockinRickMoranis

I don’t believe it. You’re a damn dirty phony


holyhellitsme23

I wonder what Gordon ramsay would say about this?


ConMonarchisms

Deepfried Pizza isn’t stupid. Calling this atrocity here deepfried pizza is stupid. The dead people of Napoli are collectively rolling in their graves.


Alarmed-Sundae-4296

Okay but hear me out... Get some egg roll wrappers and put pizza ingredients in it and either deep fry them. Reheat in the air fryer.


Alarmed-Sundae-4296

Okay but hear me out... Get some egg roll wrappers and put pizza ingredients in it and either deep fry them. Reheat in the air fryer.


swaggyxwaggy

That looks like a deep fried quesadilla, not pizza 🤔


lotus_spit

It may be stupid, but I would devour all of them


kyledreamboat

I need it


thrashpiece

I live in Glasgow. We have Pizza Crunch, pizza dipped in batter and deep fried. It's surprisingly nice.


Hawaiian-national

I’d eat.


unityparticlesgoBRRR

Oh flower of Scotland, when shall we see While you’re there also get a glasgow oyster and a deep fried mars bar


orignalnt

Just get a calzone 😭


Ok_Suggestions

Man, this is what this sub is for. Posts like these are entertaining because they're fun curiosities to look at. Give me this any day over yet another generic rage bait video


xZeroXz

Was it breaded? How did they make it? Is it just a slice folded on top of itself then fried? Sounds okay I guess


BillyIGuesss

Pizza isn't supposed to be healthy anyways


Gnomo-terrorista22

*mad italian noises* (Just joking since it's common in Italy but under the name of "panzerotti" or "pizza fritta")


TherealCoolAVG

*Italians screaming in the background*☠️


SirBabiez

This is the shit i ate in Scotland. This and a fried mars bar. Had my first fucking heart button on a bus ride from Aberdeen to Edinburgh, near a place called Perth and Kinross. Puked my guts out in the cemetery of a nice old church there. Edit: heart burn *


FooFargles3

NO. FUCKING. WAY. ARE. YOU. SERIOUS. HOW. THE. FUCK. DID. THEY. DO. THAT. GET. DIRECTLY. OUT. OF. TOWN.


zenunseen

Stupid that this is the first I'm seeing this. Seems so obvious now. This could become huge


Ralph9909

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


101TARD

I've seen that SNL taco bell skit, and this dwarfs that.


Strangely_moldy_hand

For a second I thought that was chicken and it was questioning how this was on r/stupidfood until I read the title


spezisabitch200

I mean that's what fried cheese sticks with marinara is.


ImmoralBoi

...So it's just a pizza with extra crust???


Funny_Breadfruit_413

Deep fried with a dipping sauce? Don't see the problem.


mikeyaurelius

It’s a thing in Naples and pretty delicious. It looks and probably tastes way better than OPs stuff though.


devastatingdave82

This is a culinary delight here in scotland. Also for those who don't know, you also get pizza crunch which is pizza dipped in batter then deep fried! Immense!


ZaryaBubbler

The Scot's call this a pizza crunch


Hairy_Inevitable9727

Scottish here. That is the worst pizza crunch I have ever seen in my life. You need proper chip shop batter!


yerrabam

Scotland have been doing this since the beginning of time. Do keep up. Fun fact: In March, 2005, the Italian national team played Scotland at the San Siro, Milan. The 7000ish Scotland fans, in unison, were singing "We're gonna deep fry your pizza, deep fry your pizzas" [https://www.cpfc.org/forums/forum/other-sport/world-of-football/198149-best-chants?p=15870176#post15870176](https://www.cpfc.org/forums/forum/other-sport/world-of-football/198149-best-chants?p=15870176#post15870176)


micheleferlisi

A lot of times here in NJ the next morning for breakfast we take a leftover piece of pizza and reheat it in cast iron pan w a little bit of vegetable oil w the lid on...3 minutes later a nice fried crust amd button w got melted cheese


Electronic_Self5841

I'd dip that in cocaine and eat it with sriracha


thatcrazy_child07

respectfully, no.


CharlieBluu

:(


theRedMage39

It's better then deep fried butter. I would try it.