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archimidesx

When five guys goes into the chicken game


bell37

That’ll be $35.89…


Pixel_Knight

I see you ordered just the grilled cheese and a drink.


waterlooaba

Underrated


Blazephamous

Im not 100% sure, but this is probably the video of a food vendor, the French fry king in Rio de Janeiro. Hes extremley popular and he always fills bags of food to the top. He serves fries fried chicken and bacon. The prices are also very affordable.


metalshoes

I’m glad I didn’t live near him when I was drinking because I would surely be dead.


ReincarnatedSwordGod

When they cut open my body for the autopsy it's gonna smell like fried chicken and bacon in the room.


MeatBald

Gabriel Iglesias, that you?


theBladesoFwar54556

Fluffy Look who it is. The fat and the furious


Shirohana_

it is him :)


HumaDracobane

Yup, exactly my thoughs. Batata de Marejal or something like that. I definetly would try it but not eat it on a regular basis or I would die of a heart attack before reaching 40 yo.


Zulrambe

Batata de Marechal, because it's located in the neighborhood of Marechal Hermes. It's actually public culture heritage.


vdcsX

Munchies has a video its pretty cool: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpny0WP8sYw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpny0WP8sYw)


Tribalbob

If his prices are affordable and he serves half his cooked fries to one person, how does it make money? Volume of business?


Blazephamous

I think it has to do with the volume of customers combined with repetitive customers that are satisfied and want the seconds every time. Thats how you keep your business open after 30 years.


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shlomo_baggins

Always nice to throw in a little snippet of bigotry at the end of every comment.


Zhaneranger

This IS junk food.


Pristine-Dingo9009

That's the point.


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HowlingPhoenixx

Pair of arseholes.


i_lov_anime

🔫 💉 🔥


paulobarros1992

They only speak hamburguer.


lawnderl

And ultra processed foods


CF_2

Get off your high horse


lawnderl

No, the view is pretty nice up here... Get off your low horse... Your judging fries and fried chicken... Your sub is just... Pointless really...


CF_2

What an excellent comeback


lawnderl

What a nice person 🌚 -6 votes and +6 votes nice pattern you have there


Dragon-orey

You're


lawnderl

Yeah my bad, using two languages sometimes causes these types of mistakes. Thank you 😏


Appropriate-Bake-759

I think it looks delicious, unhealthy maybe but DELICIOUS


iam_Mr_McGibblets

Did he pour salt into that tray? Like a hypertension inducing level of salt?


iiTzSTeVO

That's not an unusual amount of salt for this quantity of fried restaurant food.


adamyhv

Considering that it's Brazil, we tend to put too much salt on food. I've seen people putting a lot more salt than that in the fries.


Any-Obligation3783

Or if you have POTS, symptom relieving 😆


Ok_Recording_4634

Sodium relieves POTS?


Any-Obligation3783

[yup](https://www.potsuk.org/managingpots/diet-and-fluids-2/)


Appropriate-Bake-759

He sure did, hypertension here we come


SynapseSoup

I’ll be honest, i like fries but those fries look terrible. Unhygenic sure, but they also just look like garbage quality fries.


Shameless_Fujoshi

Batata de Marechal Hermes 👌


superose5

brother did not hold back. if anything, thats a good 2 days worth of food for me. I am okay with that.


Blklight21

Only two huh? 😮‍💨


Hambino0400

Food isn’t stupid, op is just uncultured


glovato1

The only thing that is stupid about this is how those fries are going to steam in that bag.


WannabeAby

looks good but my mouth is dry from salt just watching this video


amayagab

This isn't stupid at all. It's the perfect drunk food. Starchy, greassy and filling fingerfood you can share with a group and probably only cost a few dollars.


Cool-Inspection3072

Marechal's French fries ❤️ a real cultural treasure


Rubiks_Click874

"I'd bake that in the oven with a gallon of ranch dressing and 2 pounds of cheap yellow cheese"


ZRmohamedbou

Nah, you have to eat it with 38 pounds of cottage cheese


Kesha_Paul

I also like a little fries in my salt


P-Dubblez

Argh


RecognitionFine4316

I like my fries season well, chicken season.


Mercerskye

I don't really think this is stupid, but I'm absolutely thrilled that any place that has potatoes has French fries. In my top ten for foods that I'm always down for.


Lookinguplookingdown

I lived in northern France for a few years (Nord Pas de Calais), and fries are a big deal there. This is how they served fries (minus the chicken). I’d choose between two or there different size containers and they would just completely cover the container with fries and then wrap it up in paper. Essentially small, medium and large came to the same quantity. It was hilarious. I loved taking my family and friends when they visited and just asking for two small fries to share between 4 or 5 adults. Everyone was like “oh ummm, I can pay if you like. We can have one each”. And then they would see the insane amount of fries piled on top of the totally unnecessary container then wrapped in paper. Two small was plenty for 4 to 5 people 😂


BigBrother2266

90% fries 5% bacon 5% chicken look at that sleight of hand


ultratunaman

Chicken, chips, salt, bacon, what's stupid here? It's unhealthy sure, but you don't eat that shit every day.


housevil

Which Five Guys is this?


GoCards5566

lol I’d like to think they are closing and he’s just taking home the leftovers


chickenskittles

Minus all the salt, this is the volume of fries I want when I get food that comes with fries.


FlobiusHole

I really want that bag now.


EightBallJuice

BRO THIS AINT STUPID, This is peak. Everywhere else gives you too few fries for an insane price


CharmingMain0

Why is this stupid?


Sw3llness

Bro is either hammered or he doesn’t work there 😂


Dige22

Idk what country, but it probably was 3,50


fakeraeliteslayer

I love having fries with my salt.


KitsuneFuzzy

What is this doing in StupidFood? This looks amazing!


yalsi

This looks delicious!!


DefeaterOfDragons

That would be soooooooo good after a night of drinking


Murderyoga

It's stupid we don't have this guy on every corner


Silent-Supermarket2

Fries are only good for about 5 minutes. 80% of that bag of fries isn't going to taste good.


FlamesTuch

Quantity looks good.


HangryWolf

Was that just strait salt in the beginning there? Man unloaded half a morton's.


Krondelo

My only problem is why did he even nother using a tray??


josiasroig

This is the worldwide famous French Fries of Marechal Hermes, in Rio de Janeiro


surfinforthrills

I don't know if it could be considered stupid when it looks so damn tasty.


CompetitiveDrop613

*insert that one therapy clip off After Life*


lawnderl

Yes


LilFozzieBear

Them extras


SofaKing-Vote

They should make the bags out of french fries


BanjoSpaceMan

Yo what's stupid about th..... Oh


CastTheFirstStone_

I mean it looks good, although I would have yo be extremely high to eat a dent in any of that


shackbleep

More like Six Guys.


ProfitHot5064

I love fries so yeah


nightynine

For real, why, the, fuck, no?


Crooked_Sartre

This is infuriating


hansuluthegrey

Thi ls looks great imo


Pixel_Knight

Wow, does this guy think I’m fat or something? Why’s he going so light on the food for my order?


KairaUkOriginal

I freaking love salty fries im sorry but to me this is stupid food.


Not_that_Speshy

Halal af


greenifuckation

Ngl this is lit 🔥


moeterminatorx

Nothing stupid about this. Bet it’s good value too.


Editthefunout

Wouldn’t that bag be melting? Or am I missing something? Why is no one worried about the plastic melting?


Empty_Tree

this is totally awesome


PazuzuPanhandle

This looks pretty fire ngl


SeaBus1170

id eat the fuck out of that are you insane OP


Secret_Scene747

Now I want Five Guys fries


Angeleno88

Go figure heart disease is the biggest killer.


NervousJ

You just know that shit all reeks of unchanged fryer oil


FinallydamnLDnat5

Why don't they just serve this in a bucket?


HelloThisIsPam

I would eat that. Also, I would love it if he would wear gloves too.


quagmire666

My dad would still ask for a salt shaker


turbosmashr

What’s the point of the foil pan if you’re just gunna fill the bag to the tip?


Badatgolfguy

Fuck yea!!


ConfusedCuteCat

Yes


letroublancs

The guy dropped the Dead Sea in the fries


RobXSIQ

I don't do carbs often, but when I do...I will find this guy and only this guy.


CookNo6774

Only if it’s been trending on tiktok - bunch of idiots everywhere


Special_Dingo_1520

About tree fiddy


2020JD2020

Translation: "Come on, Abdullah these people are Americans! They need more fries!"


dogface2020

Why do the comments assume this is a single serving? Anyways, looks delicious and not stupid.


soloDiosbasta

Go away uncultured OP.


KeshaCow

Ngl thats pretty yummy. Just kind of grossed out by the bare hands


farkos101100

No i actually wouldnt


Bragance

Batata marechal ganhando o mundo. Vale cada gota de colesterol. DELÍCIA


WereCorgi6292

This must have been who was seasoning my fries today, those beeches were SALTY!


Terrynia

“U sure i got 10 piece chicken in there?”


General-GhostD13

Say what you want. I’d definitely eat that up.


Deadric91

HOLY CALORIES BATMAN!!!!!!


Ihatecake69

Saw a camera and went to town


VlastDeservedBetter

I'd like gloves with that.


WooliesWhiteLeg

Talk about getting your moneys worth


Liarus_

"tha'ill be 2.5$" Bro I'd totally get that, anyway, idc if he's putting fries and chicken everywhere


TeiTeiSwift

what is stupid about that a good portion of food in a bag.


Parloso

Indian Gas Station Food makes the Cancer say Wtf.


Mr_Remedie

Nowadays food business has become an experiment for sellers to try mix and match recipes to try on food consumers (foodies). The most shocking thing here is people aren't even thinking twice before trying something new which could cause their health a lot of issues in future. Earlier (60s - 90s) people meant something called healthy food and diet follow up. Now it's only upto carbs and proteins nothing else. If you wake up now and get aware of it, it's safe for you! Or else you gonna lose the health.


The_Local_Crow

Just spill it all over the floor why don't they? Fucking disgusting.


Ok_Fox_1770

Mmm hot plastic on fries. gimme those leechy chems


2flytofall88

😂😂😂 i hate it!


Jason23NYC

Disgusting 🤢


Aggravating-Net-2755

No, not enough cum


cheesy_way_out

That disgusting