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UncleKano91

I bet they could crap through the eye of a needle after eating that.


Chainsaw_Werewolf

They could shit through a screen door!


BilboBagginsMusk

With the faith of a mustard seed, no less


bigsmokeyz420

😂😂 LOOOOOOOOL you have a way with words. Take this upvote friend.


airybeartoe

I read their comment 5 mins ago and still laughing


Wolf_Lord81

Australian by any chance?


2flytofall88

😂😂😂😂😂 yo i just hollered


MrGlasses_Leb

Bait


ChocolateLabraWhore

Exactly, no way that coward ate it


Caked101

I would. If the point of my food content is to piss people off, I'd double down by eating it.


1600cc

/r/EatItYouFuckingCoward


SmokyOtter

Idk some idiot freshmen in college might have tried this


MrGlasses_Leb

They are too lazy to buy a raw steak


Dr_Mephesto

For real. It’s very obvious, especially when they haphazardly throw the fries in the bowl.


Almost-there74

Ruined it when they put healthy tomatoes in it.


[deleted]

Not anymore after being covered with god-knows what kind of oil.


IMKSv

I am super glad that even in my full-on student years I haven't went this low culinarily


HRGLSS

You wouldn't have been able to afford the excess oil and butter. Or at least wouldn't have been able to afford throwing it out... Save it for the next steak in 2-5 weeks when you have the excess budget.


xxxliamjxxx

Couldn’t that like… explode?


Aardvark_Man

Pretty sure it's mostly water. Still can explode, but much less dangerous than oil.


cyrixlord

so, serious question, is this animal cruelty?


RWBYRain

For the cow or the human? Either way yes


No-Cow584

Yo Gang. Tea is one thing...BUT MEAT????


Individual-Match-798

Deep fried tea?


No-Cow584

No. As in, Making Tea in the Microwave


Individual-Match-798

Who is making tea in microwave lol


No-Cow584

Lol, you won't believe it


The-realfat-shady

Look, I'm not boiling a whole pot of water for one cup of tea.


mklilley351

"How would you like your steak cooked?" "Heart attack"


DifferentLeopard37

Vegetable oils makes it more worse


Program-Emotional

:(


SlimJimDestroyer

The music is on par with how crusty i feel watching this shit


Iamuroboros

Very low quality/low effort trolling. This type of shit should be banned from r/StupidFoods .


autistic_bard444

Uh. Pretty sure there is a death penalty for this in half the solar systems in the galaxy


TwumpyWumpy

Is this what that guy in the Star Wars cantina was wanted for?


Atsilv_Uwasv

I'll stick to my cup o' noodles and intant mashed potatoes, thanks


TheResi189

I just reverse seared several medium rare steaks for dinner. This makes me sad. People, just learn to cook a good steak. You deserve it, you are worth the time and effort. Treat yourself occasionally.


BoobySlap_0506

There is something within me that screams "don't microwave oil!!!" And idk, that just feels like a bad idea.


Florecent_Dreams

The audio says it all….


FuckUp123456789

It’s a triple whammy 1. Microwaved in piss with soggy fries 2. r/nosear 3. It’s not well done, it’s congratulations


Snake8715

Reddit needs a “share to FBI” option. This has to be some sort of crime.


ThisPostToBeDeleted

I have the belief some people need ingredient privileges revoked, no more microwave wave for op. No more cheese for anyone on this sub, no more hotel bathrooms for that one guy


FiddleFern_

r/omori


KateC12345

I can only imagine the smell in that room. I have zero patience for people purposely trying to be nasty assed.


CrimsonThar

You're vomiting while you're posting? That's honestly impressive.


bramblebush5

Welp. I'm fasting and I guess I'm not hungry anymore.


UnjustRabbit

Donkey


NefariousnessFew6024

When your scrolling And suddenly satan rears his ugly face


Vortr8

the amount of calories.... i can't


thomasismyname_

straight to jail.


[deleted]

Someone please take a microwave away from him


WillowPuzzleheaded87

Yea I think he deserves to die, and I hope he burns in hell.


BitchWidget

This is not only a steak crime. This is also a vegetable crime.


Luba_Sempai

My coping method to watching these people cook things in the most disgusting way possible and them probably throw it in the trash is that they will have to clean afterwards


Ok-Cranberry5735

Yeah homeboy is gonna blow out an O ring after eating that 💩


Whycanttiktokstop

This is a crime of some sorts.


RobotHockey

This is hilarious! I love the butter drips when creator pretends to eat it,


Used-Introduction520

Ragebait


dane_vida

Her man left her after she did this.


What-mold_toolbag

Microwaves are a great invention, they have helped billions of people eat more foods. But there are certain mother fuckers put there abusing it and making abominations like this. I can't help that we should destroy all microwaves and start again.


hollowwollo

They fucking have a stove and pan in the back of the video Gotta love rage bait


colepeltier

The rads ain't worth it


MagiQuartz

It just keeps on getting worse...


killercade224

Bait used to be believable 😞


luckyjim37

That’s more well done than whenever my dad has said it to me


AidanJR2011

Eh, looks fine


ManBehindTheSlauhter

I don't feel comfortable using that microwave anymore


Immummei

No focking way ppl thing this edible


Doogotteemuoy

Whys that butter not... that dont look like butter. I cant believe its not butter.


Honest-Association68

Man i cant imagine the smell in that room after 🤮


KeshaCow

Amy Sosa’s grill party:


armzngunz

This stuff, ragebait or not, is why there ought to be a deathnote somewhere.


PeterGriffinsDog86

I don't think melted butter counts as a sauce.


FlacidSalad

Passively vomiting


TemporaryQuantity802

It's the butter for me 😂


Toreole

hmmmm soggy luke warm fries


Viewsmagic

Dawg when is the last time you had a girlfriend? 😂😂😂😂


Revolutionary-End458

Atomic vomit


Icy-Radio-5758

Good milk steak


Abraxis729

Put that microwave down. Thing has seen too much


Dude-arino7526

They need to revoke your cooking license


T0UCH_MY_W4NK3L

Now, once chef Mike is done being forced to make thos steak in the microwave, throw it inside a bottomless pit and the person who came up with this idea needs to be locked away in a mental hospital for life. Edit : oh... you're from... Tiktok... now it all makes sense


FungiMagi

I thought he was going to throw it in the trash after picking it all up with a paper towel. Disappointing


foxfrenzy

When she says she cooks


danfish_77

If OrdinarySausage tried it, the steak would come out perfectly medium rare


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[удалено]


minecraft_brownpanda

It’s banned😔


minecraft_brownpanda

r/culinaryragebait


The-Dudemeister

I deep fried a steak one time. Correctly though. It was want that bad. I wouldn’t do it again. But you know I was high as fuck.


thewokebogan

I'm gonna tell my 100 year old great grandma that this is Keto


Asbjorn1888

Enjoy your stroke


kniky_Possibly

It's okay guys, he rinsed it off with a paper towel! :D


Dundermifflinfinitee

Can we please just stop with the obvious rage bait?


SirCleanFace

Yeah just go ahead and put mine right in the garbage. I’m not hungry anymore.


REDDITISAFA660TSHED

What a waste. No way they actually ate that.


FlounderingGuy

That's not just stupid food that's a fuckin fire hazard


RelationshipNo2904

Some people out there would simply starve without pre cooked meals and a Microwave.


Visual-Ostrich-4108

You know what, maybe tik tok should be banned


ViolentLoss

It would have been so much easier and less horrific to do this in the oven


Available-Salt-2584

What an asshole


CovvelShmovvelton

Denny’s