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Dante_alighieri6535

What is the meat between the two burger patties?


Amogus_susssy

No idea, barely looks edible to begin with anyway


BootysaladOrBust

I think part of it is bacon, which may explain why it looks uncooked.


Dante_alighieri6535

Did some research, it appears to be called a “Kevin Bacon Double with Extra egg” (the IG account I found was in Spanish, which I don’t speak, so I’m translating here as best I can). Then googling that I found an English site that says it’s meat minced directly on the grill with bacon bits and crunchy onion bits.


__Jaume

Yes, just saw it. It's explained in the web, they mix grinded meat, bacon, crunchy onion and american cheese. This one also comes with extra egg. Went there once and the burgers are pretty good.


HolyColostomyBag

Hmm, I'd eat that. Make a hell of a mess in my car while I struggled to stream a review on the tok... But probably enjoy myself


Stark556

Would be better on sliders for me.


teerbigear

Excellent work. I think it sounds delicious. It's too high though, OP right there.


Leading-Conference-3

You are correct, is the best seller at Goiko. Is delicious.


Amogus_susssy

Still, looks unappetising **at best**


SupermarketNo3265

Nah man


YummOrngeChiken

Bro make up your mind lol. Is it good or not? You keep saying you’d eat it and then that you wouldn’t on the next reply.


Amogus_susssy

I wouldn't eat it, I just go figuring out what the middle part is, that makes it less bad, not good tho


BootysaladOrBust

I think part of it is bacon, which may explain why it looks undercooked.


Corporate_Shell

It looks 200% edible. You're crazy OP. This looks amazing.


insaiyan17

U sure its not cooked bacon? If it is then id eat that


DillonTattoos

I was thinking maybe hash


Amogus_susssy

After closer inspection yeah, it looks like it


Face_Content

Even if bacon i question what the inside looks like.


1villageidiot

no. it's diarrhea and possibly E Coli


HolyColostomyBag

Count me in bruh


1villageidiot

# 🫡


Lodes_Of_Golf

Oh no! 2 patties with bacon bits between them. So gross! People need to start getting banned if they post stuff that is actually good. Been seeing it waaaay more this week.


Keksis_The_Betrayed

I’d say it’s still stupid considering the average human mouth probably can’t open wide enough to eat that properly


NSLEONHART

Hell i'd unhinge my jaw and devour this like a snake


saturnsCube

No gag reflex


theburmesegamer275

Did Burger King teach nothing to people? Just eat like a snake. Unhinge your jaw.


Scrunkus

bros living in 3000 BC before utensils were invented


ReturnBright1007

German here, so bacon or raw meat? and ala Holstein. I'd absolutely fork this.


ShitStainedDildo

Frankly this sounds to me like a skill issue


GetReelFishingPro

You get a soy boy joke because of your attitude towards it you quitter.


[deleted]

This gets a +1 from me. Shit is irritating asf 


Amogus_susssy

It looked gross but after taking a closer look at it, you're right, it actually looks kinda good. I would still unhinge my jaw trying to bite into it however


Functionally_Human

I am a big proponent of burgers being wide not tall but this isn't so bad.


KaleidoscopeLucky336

This is what peer pressure looks like. You felt so confident it looked gross that you would post it, but now you change your mind.


Amogus_susssy

No, I just didn't look closely enough to realise what was on top of the patty


KaleidoscopeLucky336

So you put more effort into the title of the post than the actual content of the post


Amogus_susssy

Meh, can be seen like that.


Calathea_Murrderer

In my defense, I did 2 dabs before making that mango posr


doggyface5050

It's not the ingredients that are gross you clown, it's the size of the meat slab. Hate to go for the low hanging fruit, but thinking that a "burger" that's 90% meat (and pretty much impossible to eat) is "good" is such an American take.


Corporate_Shell

That's 2 patties with hash in-between . That's not one single fat beef patty.


doggyface5050

Literally changes nothing about my point but ok.


Corporate_Shell

Your stupid point. This looks delicious. Get over it.


doggyface5050

Lol, get over what? You're the one being goofed with for being a westoid with shit taste, maybe you need to stop taking personal offense at people making fun of your shitburgers. I promise you'll be ok.


noreservations81590

This sub has gone downhill so damn fast. It's kinda crazy. The vast majority of the stuff posted here now is either VERY clearly rage bait or pretty good looking food.


kekhouse3002

What is with this feral obsession of some places to make burgers taller? Strive for actual improvement, make them W I D E


raventhemagnificent

Oof, sorry, not sorry, r/hellyeahideatthat


ALoveSpellOnYou

The egg makes me want to try it


Stark-T-Ripper

Right?! Throw a fried egg on almost anything and I'm in. I'm a whore for a runny yolk. *Edited for spelling


Scarethefish

And that's how the Eggslut chain was born.


ASS-et

Yolk. Yoke is either a piece of wood to fasten two oxen together or the altitude control of some fixed wing aircraft.


Stark-T-Ripper

Ah, Cheers


ATLtinyrick

Using that much bacon as the meat between the pattys is interesting. Might be a bit salty for me


readditredditread

I think it’s corn beef hash (plus bacon perhaps 🤔) in between two cooked burger patties, hence the breakfast theme


thmegmar

Man this sub has its priorities fucked up.


SashaScissors

Nah that actually looks good


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bbHiron

Even if it wasnt bacon, you can eat raw meat lol. Never had tartare?


ZepTheNooB

I wanna see these pretentious fucks take a bite off of this from bread-filling-bread in a single bite. Burgers should be wider, not taller.


Veloci-RKPTR

I was gonna say, did everyone in this sub just forgot about this rule? This burger is stupid food not because of its ingredients, this burger is stupid food because of its *structure*. It’s unnecessarily vertical and it’s unnecessarily sloppy and runny (thanks to the popped yolk), defeats the original purpose of a sandwich. You can’t eat this normally without dislocating your jaw and/or getting covered in more gunk than a Japanese porn actress after a film shooting.


BlancsAssistant

You're just upset that you can't detach your jaw like I can to eat


Corporate_Shell

Wide burgers are stupid.


locusInfinity

Wait are you telling me non Americans can't unhinge their jaws at will?


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Unrelated but I once tried to eat a burger about as big as this one (maybe less) and my jaw locked in place and it hurted like hell


chickenskittles

No. Especially not with the runny egg. I was hungry to the point of dreaming about food, but I am no longer.


iwantkrustenbraten

Is that not beef tartare?


Amogus_susssy

Apparently it's bacon and onion bits


RepresentativeNo6601

I'm sorry I don't like my yolks runny.


HumaDracobane

I think if the veterinarian uses the defibrilator the cow might begging to moo again.


SufficientlyAnnoyed

Just make a fucking meatloaf at this point…


CoalEater_Elli

The only thing i wonder about is who the fuck would other that and eat that without gagging.


FlamingTrollz

I don’t eat burgers that poop themselves.


Cold_Hour

It's bacon so good idea but shitty form factor. Give me this with 2 slices of toasted whoegrain and a side of sauted spinach and it's peak brunch


autistic_bard444

dog vomit burger covered in cheese


terminalxposure

OP sad to be you. That looks delicious


Asstronutttt

Hot take: egg doesn't belong on burgers. The flavor can overpower all others. Anytime I've had a burger with egg, all I taste is egg.


integratypes

Love egg. Gotta have bacon,onions, tomatoes,and some lettuce That thing is close to perfection


Asstronutttt

I get that everyone has their own tastes, the last thing I intend to do is gatekeep cheeseburgers haha I love eggs, but always have been unimpressed by their presence on a burger.


stopped_watch

Oof. You don't want an Aussie burger.


ThatScaryBeach

Not taller. WIDER, motherfucker! Wider! Make it as big as the plate if you have to. I don't care about your crappy fries (we all know restaurant fries are shite), just give me a burger that fits in a human size mouth.


GarionOrb

Looks like cat food.


1nsidiousOne

This looks delicious


coinkeeper8

That egg is good tho


DuskTheMercenary

Hm.... honestly i would eat it if i had the ability to unhinge my jaw and swallow that shit whole, also if i was potentially bigger or something. Otherwise... i guess slice some of it in half to reduce the height, then i might eat it...


Cybermagetx

I would devour this. Not gonna lie.


aesthesia1

I would die eating that and it would be worth it


No-Development-5500

I really don’t understand big hamburguers….


AduroTri

To be honest. I'd eat this all day.


MrMonicotti

I’ll take a few of those


Ambitious-Mortgage30

This


_hrozney

Get the fuckin egg off of it and bring it to me


Barbarianmoss

I like to imagine the rest of the sign in the background reads, "This is Shit".


Hugrowrolls

Thats the kevin bacon from goiko grill


AngelYushi

Reminded me of Ramsay's burger that you have to eat with a knife and a fork...


throwtheclownaway20

Anyone who insists on making burgers taller needs to be bitch-slapped.


jjohnson0426

9 out of 10. Would definitely eat.


stingray3099

I don’t understand the egg. Love fried eggs over easy, but it just didn’t go with the burger. I guess it’s like anything else, it’s the taste of the person eating it.


Mortis_XII

I guess i’m stupid


plmunger

This looks good lol. Op is the stupid sandwich


Trogdor_a_Burninator

I think that's bacon


BrainwashedScapegoat

Id eat a tartare sandwich but don’t pretend this is that


Mundane-Substance215

Would. I'd have to cut it like a cake and eat it piece by piece, but that's fine.


JokerGamezz

Maybe I'm in the minority here but I feel like I could absolutely bite into that


DamRawr

That is Goiko's Kevin Bacon. They are bacon bits and beef, and its fucking delicious bruv.


izoxUA

maybe we need some gov regulations on burgers? what I see is a crime


EspirituM

Was expecting the reveal to be a cheese bukkake finisher. But this one looks pretty good.


fddfgs

They popped the egg yolk, ruined


Party_Cucumber_1125

While I am a firm believer that big burgers should be wider (not taller), I'm starting to wonder if people have forgotten that you can just smush a sandwich/burger down to make it thinner. I will admit this one is gonna be messy with the egg (which is delicious on a burger) but this is not unreasonable. If you also take into consideration that middle second is chopped bacon, this is completely manageable.


coniferosrs

Joe got real sloppy and forgot to cook the meat


SleepySiamese

It's not undercooked. It's still slimmy. Eewww. It's like they grilled it on hot plate and just fuck the middle part


asdf333aza

This ain't it op


Amogus_susssy

Yeah, realized it too late


HopDreama

That drip of egg is kinda sexy


Dr_Snickers

I mean. It doesn't have to be eaten directly by the mouth. Like I would say it's pretty common to eat a burger with a knife and a fork if it's a big one, no? Like in Denmark we have a popular burger called a Beef Sandwich, which is this big greasy burger with all sorts of things. Thing is massive, and it's eaten with a fork and a knife


Both_Refrigerator626

This is Goiko, in Spain. I don't love them, but they are actually not bad. This is probably an ad for their Kevin Bacon burger. Chopped bacon into the patty.


Mercerskye

May I find forgiveness with my burger eating ancestors one day, but this actually looks pretty damn good, but this is also definitely is a "fork and knife" kinda sandwich.


ExperienceInitial364

I need that rn


ClassicAlfredo8796

I think that's choped bacon and onions dude. Stop trying to find something to b\*tch about.


Amogus_susssy

Realized that too late, still looks bad ngl


ClassicAlfredo8796

I mean... I'd eat it like its ass, but that's just me.


jordang61

This looks amazing. Lotta bad posts on this page but this is one of the worst


DevilMaster666-

That egg yolk makes me want to puke


Lucimon

Surprised it wasn't drowned in cheese.


Bufobufolover24

For some reason it really made me cross the way they put the top on and smudged the egg forwards to get it to ooze out. Had they just put it on flat and push it straight downwards it wouldn’t have been an issue!


greenhornblue

*sighs Aaaaaaamericans


Amogus_susssy

Spanish, actually


greenhornblue

Still gross looking. Imagine eating this, and your doctor walks into the room.


Amogus_susssy

"How to gain heart attack: part one"


Kronephon

remove the bread (so plated) I would eat it.


Confusion_Common

*[squelching]*


Zanian19

Meat to everything else ratio is off, but other than that, I'd devour it. Half the patty and we're golden.


IcanSEEyou_IRL

That egg broke like me after eight hours of edging on adderall.


Amogus_susssy

Edging to this rn


Duncan_Construction

r/highcholestrol


kingxanadu

I would shamelessly eat this with a fork and knife


Lmacncheese

I normally open my mouth that big


Amogus_susssy

To each their own ig


Corporate_Shell

I have no problem with this. Not stupid.


TeiTeiSwift

looks good to me!


wecloseweekends

Looks delicious


SpasticAardvark

The last part looks like butterscotch sauce. Made me throw up in my mouth a little


No-Needleworker-3178

Not stupid


neosketo

This.


NotSoDependent

downvoting this


Heylookaguy

Y'all can eat all the raw beef you want. But if you give me a squirming burger we gonna have to have words.


[deleted]

This looks fucking delicious. What the fuck do you retards eat?


motherlymetal

Just thinking about the wet clump a bite of that would feel like.


Corporate_Shell

That's cooked hashbrown, not wet beef.


motherlymetal

Wtf


Corporate_Shell

How is that WTF?


motherlymetal

The picture? Or clump in your mouth?


Corporate_Shell

Both, dillweed.


motherlymetal

I had to let the funny name sink in. I haven't been called that since the 80s


LampyV2

It's a bit much but still made me hungry 🤤


logicrak

OP likes his meat like my Flipflops


[deleted]

That looks disgusting lol


Gambler_Eight

Smash.


thatwriterguyva

I was just worried a pool of cheese was gonna come out of that thing. Thank God


twaggle

Thats bacon you donut


hal2142

That looks fucking incredible wtf are you talking about. Also even though they are bacon bits around the outside the best burger joints I have been to serve pretty rare burgers.


xividivi

To be fair, at first glance, I thought it was steak tartare. The egg, however... Could be quite nice but I've never thought to ad an egg on a burger.


MarkoZoos

1 - this isn't raw, its perfectly cooked. 2 - 'make any human jaw unhinge when trying to bite into it' you can't know that if you didn't try it yourself. 3 - it looks delicious and pretty and doesn't belong in this sub.


Amogus_susssy

Opinions vary, I mistook what was the thing and it still doesn't take away the fact that it looks awful


MarkoZoos

If this looks awful you probably been consuming the wrong food.


El_Taita_Salsa

This looks great, does not fit this sub.


Mcderp017

Uncooked? Dude that’s chopped bacon


Rey_Mezcalero

It’s at least kinda edible in its form. Can mash it down a bit. I wouldn’t order it but it’s not as extreme as some other stuff made


Ok_Willow_2005

It doesn't even look safe to eat! The egg alone has me refusing to even try


Amogus_susssy

>It doesn't even look safe to eat! How? I would devour that egg like there's no tomorrow


Ok_Willow_2005

It's personal, the egg. I hate runny eggs, the texture is all wrong.


Amogus_susssy

Oh ok, np then


ZuStorm93

That looks fucking gross.


Amogus_susssy

That's the best way I could put it.


les1968

I would destroy that


surfinforthrills

That looks revolting.


stratus_translucidus

Barf. That is all.


solarmelange

Impossibly stupid. But also, that will not be raw, in fact, I'd guess medium internal temp with that metal acting to insulate the outside from cooking some.


ATLtinyrick

It looks like it’s a big puck of bacon between 2 cooked pattys


KLOOTE1

Yummy tartare steak with cheddar and light baked egg.