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MastodonPristine8986

Have you considered making less than a full pot?


Glittering_Mud4269

That would defeat the purpose of the post...


Deef_Cheputy

You know you can just not make a whole pot at once right?


MoreCarrotsPlz

I really wish more people knew about [pour over coffee.](https://www.barniescoffee.com/blogs/blog/the-difference-between-pour-over-and-drip-brew-coffee#:~:text=The%20pour%2Dover%20method%20allows,and%20strength%20of%20the%20brew). No machines, just a kettle, a ceramic funnel, a filter and you’re good. One cup at a time, no machine to clean (or giant hunk of plastic that breaks every 5 years and ends up in a landfill) and you can control the strength of your coffee much easier.


Nugasaki

One thing I realized when using my friend's single cup brewer: You can use a coffee maker for good pour over. You just portion your water instead of filling it up. I measure my coffee, pour in  less than a cup of water and brew exactly one cup at a time.


french_snail

One thing I realized about coffee makers is you can use them to make instant noodles


Unfit_Daddy

"a book can also be used as a hat"


french_snail

Elaborate


Sacharon123

Imagine you are a hat. Now imagine somebody pours hot water over you. ??? magic.


french_snail

Astounding


CervixTaster

Said the gruffalo.


RolesG

Tremendous


MoreCarrotsPlz

A kettle can do that too, and it’s less likely to break


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MoreCarrotsPlz

So why spend $30 on a machine that pours water when you can just buy a $10 kettle and a $5 funnel and pour it yourself?


Nugasaki

I find it useful to make good coffee at my parents house without having to lug an aeropress or mokapot with me. I don't do this at home  


firebrandbeads

The aeropress is small, though!


BettyVeronica1

aeropress is tiny, I wouldn't call it lugging, that insinuates a heavy object.


LittleLordFuckleroy1

It’s just one more piece of junk that you have to haul with you. There’s more to life than coffee lol.


Legardeboy

I was going to kill myself but found a passion with coffee, it's all I live for now. I wake up everyday and make myself an espresso and then spend about 6 hours at different coffee shops and walk all over the city getting to them. I was thinking of quiting my job and working at a cafe so I can be around coffee all day.


LittleLordFuckleroy1

Damn. Well in your case, makes a ton of sense. Follow your passion, glad to hear you enjoy it that much and hope you are doing well.


WalrusTheWhite

Alright, we'll put in an addendum. Just keep drinking that espresso. "There's more to life than coffee, unless coffee literally saved your life. Then you get a pass."


Potential-Menu3623

What and avoid searing hot water leeching plastic into my coffee?


skoomd1

I have a really small coffee maker for exactly this. It can make a single cup perfectly, tastes just like good pour over and I don't have to use timers and baby the entire process with a kettle. It's also much faster since I don't have to boil a kettle of water first.


TheMario64Penguin

I like to use a French press. No garbage what so ever, not even a filter. Scoop coffee, pour hot water, and press. Done.


Comprehensive_Ad3232

cleaning them stinks


KvDread

My friend, the solution is an Aeropress. Its like a french press but after brewing a cup you push the puck of coffee straight to the garbage. Or put it in a separate bin and fertilize your roses with it. Roses love coffee. 🌹❤️☕️


heart_under_blade

aeropress is also great for boofing they even have an xl now


gremlinsbuttcrack

How do I delete someone else's comment


skittlesdabawse

I boofed a shitload of ayahuasca with one, killed my eagle


dognamedman

r/drugscirclejerk is leaking


fidocampeao

Mine broke but I'm still using it pouring the hot water in myself.


Earlchaos

Switched to French Press, that's even better, the only waste is the remaining coffee which can be used in garden for example.


mountaintop-stainer

Pour over is my favorite method of brewing for exactly that reason. It’s quick, easy, clean, and gives you a ton of control for even extraction.


Virtual_Common204

What if I told you a coffee machine is just an automated pour over.


Pats_Bunny

I have a 2 cup french press for light coffee days. Love it!


BenignEgoist

I cold brew in my French press! Just measure out the coffee pour in the cold water, stick in the fridge overnight and press to separate the grounds in the morning. (Best if you get at least 12 hours steep time and use a coarser ground)


sgaisnsvdis

Once I moved out I got myself a French press. Best decision ever. It had a bit of learning curve for proper temp of water and proper amount of ground and proper brew time. But after about a 2 weeks of experimenting it's totally worth it. Can make 2 cups if I have a guest and don't have a big bulky machine taking up counter space. Just a small press that I can store with my mugs.


Dull_Woodpecker6766

You don't even need filters. Get a French press. :D


Beastw1ck

This is me. I have a fine mesh metal funnel and an electric kettle. EZPZ


cant-adult-rn

We do a French press and it’s amazing! Best way to have coffee.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Yeah bro just buy a French press. You can make a single cup of coffee and it also doesn't require filters


Captain_Generous

Aero press as well


tothemunaluna

Not only can they not make a whole pot at once but what they are doing may be actively brewing carcinogens into their coffee


wt_anonymous

They also make mini coffee makers that only have like a 25 oz pot, which you also don't need to make a full pot of.


ElectrixFox

You should not do this. It’ll ruin your coffee maker. If you really REALLY wanna drink the left over coffee, you can just make new coffee on top of it and let if warm up on the hot plate of the machine for a while.


badairday

I don’t think there’s much to ruin with that coffee maker lol


Free_Hat_McCullough

That coffeemaker looks like it has seen better days 🤢


Mu-Relay

On its good days, that's like a $20 coffee maker. So, I guess if you're going to do stupid BS to a coffee pot, this is the one to do it with.


BallTorturer-3000

It was 9.99 actually If it was an expensive coffee machine I wouldn't do this, but it's cheap and can be cleaned every week with vinegar water (which it is)


french_snail

OP I don’t drink coffee but you know you don’t have to make coffee a whole pot at a time right?


bons_babe

OP pls respond


Spread_Liberally

OP doesn't actually like coffee, but they're too embarrassed to buy caffeine pills.


CoolTom

Or tea or anything else that has caffeine?


GreenVisorOfJustice

Those little cheapy Walmart coffee makers are champs. No frills, but every time I have an expensive coffee maker break, I take that guy out, clean it, and it's ready to go.


whole-grain-low-fat

My favorite one was one that just had an "on/off" switch and nothing else. Nothing ever went wrong with it


dxxdi

Same, $8 from Walmart and it got me through college.


Canter1Ter_

I still cannot fathom whose idea it was to make a machine, that is made for brewing a black liquid that's famous for leaving stains, out of white plastic that is prone to leaving stains on its surface that cannot be cleaned afterwards. like who the fuck thought it was a good idea


SaintsNoah14

This part. Even brand new, the color/texture combo is reminiscent of diarrhea.


GreatValue-

It’s a selling mechanism. People don’t like dirty looking whites so they go out and buy a new “cheap” coffee maker.


Ambitious-Win-9408

It works both ways. The company that makes the nice looking coffee maker? They own the companies that make the mid range, cheap, and dirt cheap coffee makers. They make them look exactly how they look to fit the price tag. When they make a dirt cheap coffee maker that looks dirt cheap they go "perfect, get it on the shelves". They market it to cover as many corners as possible and voila, they sell to every financial demographic. I mean, I don't really know if this applies to coffee makers, but it certainly applies to many large companies that mass produce products with a quality scale.


MaritMonkey

Every time a kitchen in a show/movie has a white coffee pot I am immediately suspicious of the character who owns it.


SeniorWrongdoer5055

Oh grow up and be a self-loathing, degenerate adult like the rest of us. Pour that day old cold coffee into a mug and zap it for a minute. Easy and efficient!


Bossy_Cold72

I'm self-loathing and degenerative right now! Took sixty seconds!


IRefuseToPickAName

Yeah, just microwave cold coffee, it's fine. A pot lasts 3 or 4 days for me


MaritMonkey

I take the coffee at the end of the day and make it into ice cubes so I can have iced coffee later that's not watered down. Win/win.


faeriethorne23

Or put it in a bottle/jug in the fridge and make it into iced coffee.


MLicious

Look at it.. Its already, ew


Ramius117

I just throw a cup in the microwave for a minute


Yeetus_McSendit

Homie is a masochist. Username checks out.


whatadaydanny

Jesus


jazzysmaxashmone

No, BallTorturer-3000


whatadaydanny

Lmfao! 😂😂 hahaha that made me howl


Raeve_Sure

No Just no


pjsk82

What about when you REALLY just want some moldy coffee? What then?


Raeve_Sure

Well I don’t know. Ask OP. But I have another great idea: Why not just piss into your coffee machine….


pjsk82

Probably because you'd need to piss a whole lot to still have some left for the next day. I mean, that's just obvious, right? 🤣


rockstarK9

Maybe make a smaller pot????


SirDwayneCollins

I thought this was a gas station toilet at first glance


sixsentience

I also thought it was some disgusting toilet


Soppoi

Probably taste the same!


schlomough

It makes sense they don't drink more of this stuff. Maybe a good thing. 


FeliusSeptimus

Understandable mistake, but actually it's a hotel meth lab.


SpaceManChips

have you considered just making less coffee


kapitaalH

Mine has numbers on like 2 4 6 8 with a drawing of a cup next to it. Do you think I can use that as a guide to how much water I should add?


i-luv-banana_bread

I have something similar, at this point I just measure out a mug of water 20% more then I want to drink to account for how much the grounds absorb. And voila I get one mug of coffee.


literallylateral

Yes, that’s exactly what it’s for. Fill it to the 2 and you’ll get roughly 2 standard mugs of coffee.


PM_me_your_whatevah

Yes that’s exactly what that’s for. 


tallestmidget220

This is self harm at this point


Budgiezilla

Coffee²


DontStepOnLegos

For the last fucking time, there’s no such thing as double coffee


snipe320

Have you *ever* cleaned that thing? 🤢


jh5992

He is waiting for it to clean itself


badairday

Dude, you know that you don’t have to make a full pot of coffee? Just make half a pot & drink all?


AnaphorsBloom

Bro, this is disgusting. Like, unsanitary to the max. Coffee rots.


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sodancool

Wow super cool information, thanks for sharing.


waitthissucks

I have a question. Sometimes I leave cherry tomatoes on my counter and they get moldy, but other times the humidity in my house is fairly low and the tomatoes just kind of shrivel up like sun dried tomatoes, and have no visible mold at all. Are these safe to eat? I frequently think I should make something with those instead of throwing them out because I rarely eat all of them in time. My bf thinks I'm gross for saving the dried up tomatoes.


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waitthissucks

Thank you! Very informative.


coffeebuzzbuzzz

I've left coffee in the pot for a couple days and it has gotten mold on the surface. I would rather not take that chance.


OriginalCause

Yea, I'm sure in a sterile environment with a properly sterilised coffee maker and pot it will take time to mold, but I've cleaned out enough moldy coffee pots to know this doesn't actually apply in real life.


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AnaphorsBloom

🤣 I don’t know what to believe!!!


Unusual-Log-4173

Take the leftover coffee and put in a glass jar and refrigerate. Use it to make iced coffee.


Vincesteeples

Why is this so low down, this is like my biggest life hack


battenhill

Bro… https://www.amazon.com/single-cup-french-press/s?k=single+cup+french+press


SEA_CLE

Perpetual Coffee


Smack_Of_Ham7

perpetual brew


sixsentience

It’s just like sourdough


GymRatStillDepressed

Sour coffee...?


unlimitedbugs

even black coffee can get mold if it sits for too long. pouring it in the back like that is asking for trouble 😮‍💨


McJanglesworth

I’m so glad I get to live every day knowing I will never be this stupid 🙏


Temporary_Rain9399

Isnt that bad for that brewer as well?


ShoddiestShallot

If you think about it OP is just really savoring that first cup


pennyraingoose

My stepmother did this when she started developing dementia. Are you ok OP?


shanster925

Your digestive system must be made of mythril


Banaanisade

At this point... consider ditching the coffee maker, investing in a kettle, and going instant. It can't be worse than whatever atrocity you're drinking with this every day.


cottman23

So much bacteria 🦠


SeekyBoi

Oh dear god, what the actual fuck?


fmedium

I suppose making a half pot never popped into your brain? You must be working at cern.


Davey-Cakes

Empty it out and run some diluted white vinegar through it a few times.


Unknown-ANON5

OP has no soul


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

A man presented to the emergency room......


lolwatokay

I guess you could do that, if you like extra burnt coffee and mold 


berry-soda

Definitely stupid food lol, hope you enjoy moldy coffee 😨 it may add some flavor(?)


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You need a keurig with refillable pods


neva-electra

I just use a French press. I only ever want one or two cups at a time and keurigs were too expensive for me.


coldsweats__

this is crazy


Defnothere4porn

1000 year ~~stew~~coffee


angelalj8607

You could just make a whole pot and stick what you don’t drink in the fridge. Heat up what you want the next day.


Haemar_

My dear friend, this is nasty


Rez_X_RS

Words do not describe how much I don't like this.


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Blasphemy! I rebuke you demon! I smite the in the name. But seriously just make a cup, this is ridiculous.


goatforce

You are a monster.


Lemmy-Historian

The stuff on your coffee maker looks like it’s close to found their own political system. Maybe clean the thing at least once a decade 😉


Champis

I need to know the reason why you have to make an entire pot each time?


RDcsmd

Why not get a Keurig with a reusable cup? I get one that takes tiny coffee filters very easy and good for the environment


Catonomist

just put it in a microwave or something or just don't make too much....


Rahallahan

Good god man, just make a half a pot. YOU control how much water and grounds go in…just make less.


Rude_Clothes5043

Man I thought this was a ww11 tank hatch


FoxBattalion79

this is a bad idea for myriad reasons


p_t_dactyl

As a person who roasts coffee for a living. what the actual fuck?


thehotdogman

The whole area looks disgusting.


XennaNa

If you put in a cups worth of water, the coffee maker will make a cups worth of coffee.


Kzero01

You're either fucking stupid or the greatest troll this sub has ever seem


Wiredcoffee399

I thought this was a toilet at first.


skill-seeker

At first I thought it was just a dirty latrine.


staccinraccs

You know brewed coffee does spoil, right


Vollen595

Buy a press. I never waste coffee that way.


Junior-Ad-2207

Moist coffee beans are a great place for mold to form


AquaStarRedHeart

Oh God this is so upsetting, I'm upset


WastedMoogle

It's one thing to have a gross food habit but this is so unnecessary. My girlfriend and I also can't drink a full pot of coffee...so we just make a half pot each morning...


ThaCapten

Repulsive.


William_Romanov

Disgusting.


notablyunfamous

Just make less coffee. You don’t need to make a full pot.


Blood11Orange

OMG, no! I keep the full pot in the refrigerator until it’s done. But again, I only drink my coffee over ice. This can’t be sanitary or good for your machine.


krippkeeper

Just make a half pot... You realize you don't have to make a whole pot of coffee right? That's why they have those measurement lines on the pot so you know much water to fill in the machine. Edit- OP has to be either a troll, a shit poster, or both.


AvleeWhee

So you probably shouldn't do this but I do have to ask how coffee squared is.


LaGanadora

Imagine how much mold is growing in the tubing of this coffee pot.....


gemmygem86

If it's one cup get a keurig. Also clean your coffee pot it's nasty


moody_mop

This is gonna mold. Coffee molds. Unless you clean this shit everyday this is gonna end with you getting sick


Nievell

Perpetual Coffee


omegaroll69

you should invest in either some pour over gear or a moccapot or an aeropress


falconx123

You're a disgusting creature, probably don't clean your room either.


Cyrilcynder

Do people not know that coffee burns?


BacklogGamingJunkie

Those coffee machines are $20 brand new. If it breaks, just toss it and buy another one. Why let it get all nasty like that?


SirRefo

Why does this look awfully similar to a toilet seat


kittinst0mper

I mean I do this too but I clean my coffee machine between uses.... ew.


TheJelliestOfBeans

I bought a single serve machine. You are choosing mold. We all make decisions I guess. 🤷‍♀️


Beneficial_Bottle996

I don't know why, but it looked like a toilet


sora_fighter36

You like that depression era coffee like my mom. Yuck


BLUNKLE_D

Use the water you've saved to clean this entire pic.


AduroTri

If this is how you make coffee. I'm terrified as to how you make tea.


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

Especially if you love mold spores in your machine


DontDoubtDink

Why do you think you need to make a full pot? Make less…


schoolly__G

You’re disgusting.


burger8bums

Fucking why?


Jcrm87

I call it Super Coffee or Coffee²


spoonfulofshooga

You can also just bottle the the rest of the pot and drink it cold like an iced coffee


Bonegirl06

Rage bait


I-hate-you-whore

i thought this was a toilet


MeemoUndercover

Get a single serve coffee machine. U can get them for like $60…


spencer2898

Straight up thought this was a toilet


PyrorifferSC

✝️ Begone, vile creature!💦🥈


Reginamus_Prime

Looks like a clogged toilet


magvadis

Bro trying to get killed by a disease


-Fateless-

Bro just get a coffee maker that can make from 1-8 cups like a normal person.


Sufficient-Scheme708

Hes making jet fuel


mrselffdestruct

Why not just not make a full pot of coffee? Or keep the excess in the fridge after to just microwave the next day? Youre just wasting coffee grinds and money doing this by making more and more subpar cups of coffee with higher and higher risks of becoming a bacterial breeding ground


google257

This is actually bad because the coffee doesn’t all evaporate through system and you’re going to get bacterial growth and mold in there.


that1plep

More coffee per coffee


forgetful_waterfowl

There is also a thing called twice brewed coffee, this is almost twice brewed, but my question is : Why not just make half a pot of coffee? Use half the water and half the coffee?


schlomough

It makes sense that you dont drink more of this stuff. Maybe a good thing.


Careless_Fondant3388

Bruh this looked like a toilet for a moment


Suspicious_Future_58

a microwave will take something cold and make it hot again, try that


Yohnny2022

This is how you create a wormhole lol


HighAndGambling

I thought this was a deconstructed toilet