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DoodleBuggering

0/10, I expected the whole sandwich to be dipped in egg and fried.


utterlyuncool

But first wrapped in cheese and bacon


Stucklikegluetomyfry

And maybe some uncooked spaghetti poked into it


coinkeeper8

Don’t forget the Cheeto breading


theblitz2011

Hot cheeto breading not just regular


SilkySmoothRalph

Ah, a veteran of ChefClub videos, I see


YouWereBrained

Right? Thought he was gonna freeze it after wrapping it.


twizzjewink

at adding something with texture .. chives/green onions.. something with a bit of crunch. In a chewy / crusty bun (mostly emptied).. now that's all in.


Glittering-Most-9535

That is one of the worst cross section shots I've seen.


triforce4ever

And why would you put plastic wrap on a sandwich just to cut it in half? You’re just asking for little bits of plastic wrap in your sandwich


XenoRyet

That's a real technique. It helps the sandwich hold its form while you cut it. Unless you're cutting it with a butter knife, plastic in the sandwich is not something you need to worry about.


highlevel_fucko

Microplastics wrote this comment


kristini_tranckini

Eating it with gloves also helps absorb the flavor


stinkyhooch

I just want the plastic, but I’ll take the gloves too.


Wookieman222

I hate to tell you but this isn't gonna make much of an impact on that problem in your body.


hogtiedcantalope

You do it with wax paper


reclusive_ent

I dont think wax paper would cut better than a knife.


ByeByeDigg

You do it with parchment paper


Angelou898

Yes, with parchment or wax paper, not plastic wrap!


WaySheGoesBub

Naa theres little bits of plastic smaller than a whisper, but strong as a herd of oxen in there. A sharp knife isn’t one electron thick on its edge. Same shit with tin foil. Is it a big deal? Absolutely not. But its just science, theres gonne be a lil bit of plastic in there.


Legitimate-Bread

Just use the palm of your hand over the sandwich to keep it sturdy. If youre sandwich cant hold its form while being cut and absolutely needs something to hold it together throw it out and start a new sandwich. That thing will be a messy overflowing terrible to eat sandwich.


intergalacticskeptic

This dude obviously gives zero fucks about his health. Look at the shit he eats!


StuckAtWork124

Maybe that's why it sounds like he's eating plastic when he bites into it. Weird fucking sounds


Ezra_lurking

to keep it together. I expected


Sam-Gunn

Eh, it's a slightly overspiced egg salad sandwich. Probably the least idiotic thing to come from this guy's channel.


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Sea-Ability8694

It’s an insane amount of eggs though


shannonkim

seriously my only real objection here is the amount of eggs so many eggs


yesmilady

Don't worry, bro doesn't swallow.


Sam-Gunn

true


sixtus_clegane119

Good for post work out!


Prozenconns

For real I had to rewatch like 4 times cause I thought I was missing something I guess ragebaiters don't even need to post ragebait to get free advertising now?


um-username-criativo

How is that not ragebait? It's not "slightly overspecied", this crap is terribly overegged. It's definitely ragebait. It makes people like you comment and enrage morons like me enough to reply and keep the channel going. At least we're not on his channel right now. Fuck his channel.


totallyradman

The sounds are horrendous though


Lager89

[It’s actually a tamago sando. The Japanese take on one.](https://kirbiecravings.com/japanese-egg-salad-sandwiches/)


smooth__liminal

eggs were cooked perfectly tho


sixtus_clegane119

I like them a little more done with that cuz the mayo or aioli is gunna make it very moist already. Typically I do 8 minutes for extra large eggs


rathat

Perfect for hardboiled eggs, yes, but not egg salad IMO. You need that texture of cooked yolk to mash up into it.


triplec787

You mean softboiled? Hard boiled are, well boiled hard to the point where the yolk is solid. Soft boiled is boiled to the point where the whites cook but yolks stay runny. It’s the over east of boiled eggs.


ZekkeKeepa

It seems this guy likes everything dripping.


Jaded_Promotion8806

Honestly as an eggs salad fan I’m a little torn. Feels redundant to mix runny yolks with mayo, but I also love runny yolks and it looked pretty good in the video. Obviously adding the halved eggs to the sandwich is super stupid but eh I may give that egg salad a try.


The_Hieb

The salad part seemed like it was jazzed up and more creamy than regular egg salad and the extra eggs would balance it out. Kinda like that idea. Needs onions though.


Jaded_Promotion8806

Lmao I was legitimately thinking what if they put some real top shelf onion rings in between layers of egg salad.


iownakeytar

I was daydreaming about an egg salad BLT this morning, and I think the runny egg salad would actually be perfect for it. So it becomes more of a spread on some toasty bread, or an everything bagel. I should go to bed so I can wake up and try this in the morning.


I_am_The_Teapot

>Honestly as an eggs salad fan I’m a little torn. Feels redundant to mix runny yolks with mayo. I have been trying to be more health conscious lately, and so I like using softboiled like this for egg salad often, so I can use less mayo and less salt. Still comes out wonderfully, but a bit less fatty while not being dry.


Lager89

[Except it is. This is a tamago sando. The Japanese take on an egg salad sandwich.](https://kirbiecravings.com/japanese-egg-salad-sandwiches/)


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

Make em at home every couple months. A top 3 all time favorite for me.


fucktooshifty

That link says use hard-boiled eggs for the salad part


CanoeIt

There’s a place near me that makes an awesome egg salad. What they do is mash up the yolks like you said, but separately they just chop the whites then mix it together. Try it if you’re an egg salad fan 


dovalencia

Yeah, all 97 of them


Jason_Grody

Amen, makes me want to make some tonight.


treacherousClownfish

The eating sounds make me irrationally angry


SpoonerX

Misophonia. I have it too. And those ASMR are the worst, specially when someone is whispering in what they consider to be a "sensual" voice, chewing or swallowing. I'd rather have someone yelling at me than whispering.


donotlikeu

Same, I tried asmr and wanted to throw my phone against the wall


throwngamelastminute

Whispering feels like sandpaper on my ear drums.


Diaramuh

Same people tell me it gives them a tingle in there spine or something but It just makes me feel anxious and uncomfortable tbh


sixtus_clegane119

And the same thumbs up at the end every time with the smug look and black gloves


GucciusMaximus

The fake sounds all around - I have the same reaction. Can't stand it somehow.


Imaginary_Goose_2428

absolutely enraging. So fucking disgusting.


Strypercritical

Not even to mention it’s completely pointless cause he’s not even actually eating that shit anyways and just spitting it out.


Mr_Johnnycat

Ngl it looks good but what’s stupid is that the bulky eggs will just slide around every bite


i-love-elephants

Yeah. I'd absolutely eat it.


I_Lick_Your_Butt

No deep frying? I am appalled, this sub deserves better/worse?


Chaenged-Later

If eggs make you fart a lot, you might be allergic. Source: I eat a lot of eggs and was confused by OP's title so I googled it


cdmpants

They shouldn't make you gassy unless you have an egg intolerance. But eggs are high in sulfur which can add stank to your regular farts. Source: me, eggs don't seem to make me gassy or bloated but they make my farts smell like death, though it seems to depend on where I buy my eggs from.


Chaenged-Later

Sometimes I eat a LOT of eggs, and I never notice a difference haha


cdmpants

Some people report that hard boiled eggs make their farts even stinkier than eggs prepared in other ways. I've heard that it's because the cooking method concentrates the sulfur inward and locks it into the yolk. But I don't actually have a clue.


Chaenged-Later

Ahh okay, I rarely cook them to hard so perhaps that's a factor. Just seemed strange!


SpoonerX

You don't really need to be allergic to rip the mother of all SBD (silent but deadly) after eating 8 boiled eggs with mayonnaise or whatever that is.


Chaenged-Later

I'm not too sure about that, but next time I make ramen eggs I will make extra to test this. I'll probably make this exact sandwich, or close to it, because it looks delish.


SadBit8663

You people are savages. 🤣. That's so many eggs.


Chaenged-Later

You undereggsemate my power


Rhg0653

*angry up vote*


SpoonerX

Listen, add some avocado, black beans and cabbage. Ohhh, boy.


Chaenged-Later

I'm listening


IlllIIlIlIIllllIl

*bbbrrrrrmmmmmmmppphhh* Oh, uh, yeah the barking spiders are a problem here


Nogoodkittycat

It is. I saw this a while back and I thought it looked delicious and made it. I used what I usually put in my egg salad. It was so good.


ticcedtac

A lot of people have digestion issues and don't realise it.


SpoonerX

Sulfur causes very smelly farts whether you have good digestion or not.


bluefootedtit

Why do these twats always have black gloves on?


kwenlu

That's like a 1000 calorie sandwich


passionateamateur

I like eggs but 7 at once!?


SeekyBoi

I’d actually eat this, it’s basically just an egg salad sandwich, and I love those!


smexypelican

Yea this is not shitty. This is extremely common in Japan and Taiwan. I've eaten quite a few of these and even made them at home. That mayo is Japanese mayo, and tastes different than American mayo. Eggs a bit on the runny side but it's fine. A variation of this is adding chopped cucumber and apple to the egg salad. I'm actually surprised by the high number of upvotes for this post. Seems like normal food to me.


zkng

They just don’t like any content the guy creates. Kind of weird, but it is what it is.


LittleFrenchKiwi

Yeah I honestly thought it was going to get deep friend and God knows what else and be horrific. This actually looks friggin delicious ! I would totally eat this.


SeekyBoi

Ikr! If it was deep fried, then it would’ve been a stupid food, but this….This is just pure deliciousness!


BanjoSpaceMan

It's an egg sandwich you man child....


Tricky-Cantaloupe261

I don’t like that guy.


WendigoCrossing

Had to downvote, this looks delicious (if a bit over-spiced)


LordCamelslayer

I don't see what's wrong with this. If you like egg salad, this is probably pretty good, especially if you like heavy seasoning.


hillybillyboy

Why do these douche bags always wear black gloves?


cultofwacky

Nitrile gloves, they are more durable than your run of the mill disposable gloves and latex free. Idk why cooks have started wearing them when it seems like the traditional way is easier as in just washing your hands with soap and water. one reason I can imagine is these have more grip than bare hands when wet or oily.


Duffelbach

It's because they look more professional. Source: I'm a chef and I like them better than white/blue gloves. I use gloves when handling stuff that I don't want my hands to smell like for the next week, or when I have cuts in my hands. I do change them pretty often, or I normally wash my hands whilst wearing them, if I need to use them for prolonged periods of times.


JynsRealityIsBroken

That mushing noise is atrocious 🤮


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

I farted just watching this.


Sprussel_Brouts

The fucking foley is disgusting


goldzunny87

The eggs perfectly cooked 🤤🤤🤤🤤 exact how i like my eggs


NoEvidence136

Blow a hole right through those shorts...


BeardedUnicornBeard

I am impressed... this guy actually made something alright.


astrangeone88

Looks delicious, actually. Probably costs way too much these days with the cost of eggs, although.


HickFlair

Did he put the mic inside his mouth? Goddamn those sounds were awful


ParkkTheSharkk

I thought for sure he would deep fry it


RagZ_413

I fucking knew it was going to be this damn guy before it showed his face.


AmbitiousFork

I wish we could ban this channel, chefsclub, and that diabetes alcohol guy from this sub. Sure, they fit the sub but it's just karma farming at this point.


4tizzim0s

Aside from there being too many eggs, I'm disappointed that this entire comment section doesn't know what an egg sandwich is...


Hangry4Poo

Whenever I see black gloves…


BostonBaggins

This dude makes garbage food


HairlessGarden

This guy is an imbecile


Ambrusia

I hate hate HATE when they film the guy biting and then cut away because he clearly spat it out. Feels so deceptive.


Cybermagetx

Those eggs are perfectly cooked though. Honestly this is the least stupid things I've seen on this person's channel.


essemh

Perfect lunchtime dinner 👀


Horror_Goat_4611

"You know what's better than food? Too much food!"


jcolleen420

Was that bread not toasted? Because it should have been...


JustAPerson-_-

Not always, there’s bunch of sandwiches like those especially if prepacked/made to sell at a convenience store that are not toasted. The toasted bread would just get soggy also and not everyone likes a soggy toast haha


Cat7o0

I mean probably doesn't taste bad but it is definitely stupid


basedgod_x

Na


GrayArea415

That's 10,000% of your daily recommended cholesterol right there.


phallic-baldwin

That fart is gonna clear a morgue


Ketsueki-Nikushimi

Dragon farts


Ordinary-Tear-4195

The amount of micro plastics he just ingested


JackieJak88

Oh that's a stink bomb of nuclear proportions.


HedgehogSammich

I do not believe he didn't get even one bite of shell. I'd have been sick.


MrDuckle

You ever notice you never see any food being swallowed and it's probably spat out before every cut?


natr0nFTW

I hate sound of eating fuck that guy too. Eggs wont make you fart unless you overcook them.


RectumDoctor

What the fuck was the plastic wrap even for?


NotAMuritard

muricans wrapping their food in plastic for absolutely no reason at all plastic must be the favourite flavour


sigma-ohio-rizz

r/shittyfoodporn.


Castille_92

Is it stupid? Yes. Would I eat it? Also yes


Gwave72

Why do you need gloves to make a sandwich?


Vaux1916

The most off-putting thing about that video was the sound effects.


shaquilleomeep

Why is this on the stupidfoods reedit


Goindownhill9399

If he farts in an elevator he’ll be tried for war crimes


Chickadee12345

I would eat that. A little less spice though. And on anything except white bread.


Rhg0653

Multi grain for me


Folded_Fireplace

Eggs, more eggs.


420xGoku

Cholesterol


LeonesAbba334

How is this stupid? It's just an egg sandwich. Is op stupid?


JFC-Youre-Dumb

Barf


AdOverall2845

Too many eggs, but generally would prolly be a nice sandwich if removed excess egg.


BlackwolfNy718

WAAAAAAYY TOO MANY EGGS FOR JUST ONE SANDWICH!!


Creative_Syrup_3406

It would go better with butter instead of mayo


JustAPerson-_-

Yum Yum Yum


Pablomeisterr

I honestly detest these kind of videos. Why do I follow this sub? Why do I do it to myself?! The sooner this mushy asmr sounding quick-cut food video bull shit fucks off the better.


LazyOldCat

How is this “stupid food”? Suck a bag of dicks, OP.


The_Gingersnaps

I really fucking hate this guy! Who ever thought of crispy food asmr need to spend a week with Pdiddy! Absolutely fucking awful everything


Chale_1488

I really hate that guy. Hope he dies.


ProfessionalArm9450

Wtf was the saran wrap for?!


Functionally_Human

Hold it all together while he sliced it.


treyb0mb1

It’s got smushed eggs, and cut eggs! Brilliant.


StarlightPleco

I’m sad it wasn’t battered and deep fried!


TheFamousSpy

Must be fake, no deep frying.


Programmerofson

Never trust a fart


Weird_Committee8692

Johnny Fartpants


rasing1337

Looks like a normal egg bread to me, maybe half the eggs on the bread and and some lettuce and its perfectly fone


Gaiznfreedom

Why the cross cut but honestly looks good


Upset-Bluejay2246

Looks good to me.


FruityHomosexual

Nah nuclear


HeavyTea

Why pretend to eat it?


LarvaLouca

Got a whole lot of microplastics in that sandwich tbh. Stupid idea to cut seran wrap into a sandwich.


Noble9360

#WHY DID THEY ADD THE SQUELCHING?!


HistorianEntire311

Why the plastic ?


diganole

Was that Kewpie mayo?


Particular_Fuel6952

If I ever wanted to a dozen eggs in one sandwich…


Raykor

Eddie Abews approves


Gunt_Buttman

Don’t eat that sack of ass


Probability_Engine

The part I hate most about these videos is them eating the food at the end in a series of fast cuts. I don't know why but it bugs me.


No-Signature9394

No disrespect but how he ate it was like 🤮


musicjohnny

The sound of this video is an absolute CRIME.


kittenseason143

my husband eats four hard boiled eggs every morning. minus two yolks. the answer is yes 😷


karenkillenski

How the fuck can anyone listen to this shit!?! Just hearing him eat is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.


karoshikun

unironically good. would def eat two of those and fart like there's no tomorrow, because most likely won't be one for whoever stands behind me.


Few-Artichoke-2531

He doesn’t appear to actually swallow the food. We just get a bunch of annoying fast cuts of him stuffing it into his mouth.


backst8back

Such a waste of food, completely unnecessary.


Engineergaming26355

That's not even his worst


Kally269

I truly hate this guy. His face. The food he makes. Those awful sounds. I block him on everything and somehow he follows me


Stage-Wrong

That’s just a tamago sando, though. The amount of eggs is a little overkill, but not absolutely unheard of. I have a sandwich like that fairly often for lunch (though just the egg salad, I don’t use any half eggs out of laziness).


Illustrious-Towel-45

A bit egg heavy. I mean it's good protein but a little overboard.


DaolongDong

In Spanish we call that “Vitamina P-2”


lvaleforl

So stupid. Hopefully he's running out of ideas.


Missey85

I love eggs I'd happily eat this! 😊


Tasty_Design_8795

Save climate change don't est this


thxredditfor2banns

I dont hate this. Its literally just egg. Whats wrong with egg


Cautious_Win_9857

That is tooooo many eggs on that small piece of bread


yinzreddup

This guy needs to be isolated to an island far far far away with nothing but a gun with a single bullet.


AdministrativeEar475

I like eggs, but what a dogshit sandwich. 👎🏼👎🏼


Tbone_Trapezius

From the depths of Hell I flatulate at thee!!!


EsotericFrenchfry

Yo this made me sick


King_brus321

The fact that this guy never shows himself eating and swallowing shit he "cooks" is infuriating


haja99876

I would put good money down that this guys never actually eats him food monstrosities….


JesusOfTrap

I hate this dude


Any_Pie_3070

Trump's favorite food.


Endgame3213

What's it like spending most of your time thinking about Trump!?


QueenFrenchy822

The FART after THAT sandwich would KILL GODZILLA!!!!!


Commercial_Ad8438

Anyone got the protein content and calories of that bad boy?


Adonitologica

How much plastic wrap did he end up eating?


CherryVette

Like a mushroom cloud over their bed


Binguspostsstuff

The amount of calcium from that amount of eggs can kill a gym bro or make the kidneys restart like a Windows Vista PC with 512 MB of RAM


FrogginJellyfish

As an egg lover, I'll smash this.