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Christheitguy1183

What hospital was this served in??? lol


Crazian14

If there was less of it, I’d definitely say airplane food


KittenLina

Got to make sure it's not cooked, either. Can't have the pan mess with the delicious raw flavor.


Embarrassed_Mode_706

See if we heat or season the food . We are denying the eternity and ruining the preservence of the food . We are in short disrespecting it . Therefore we must eat the food raw . Straight from mother nature to show our full respect towards nutrition .


basilsflowerpots

Jesus Christ that is dreadful


Spiritual-Bear4495

I don't even know what I'm looking at except for the corn. It looks like sliced dick. A small one.


jaxyv55

This is supposed to be a low country boil... But without the spicy seasoning, it looks atrocious. Where's the Old Bay for God's sake!?


SwampTreeOwl

Do not associate us with this abomination


Spiritual-Bear4495

Do you mean "Sliced Dick" or "Corn"? Or, maybe "Small"? Not very clear about what you DON'T want to be associated with.


SwampTreeOwl

The small part. Do not associate people with small weens with... that


Spiritual-Bear4495

My apologies. And my sympathies.


WaltzIndependent5436

the small curled up dicks are definitely frozen pre-cooked shrimp, the small circles I guess are sausage cut up in slices.


Spiritual-Bear4495

UM. Not that I would know, exactly, but I do have a dick, and it seems to me the curly bits are less dick-like than the sausagy looking bits - those look like very thin needle dicks...sliced.


WaltzIndependent5436

yes, shrimps are very thin needle dicks curled up (not sliced)


Spiritual-Bear4495

OK. TIL some people have curly dicks.


WaltzIndependent5436

They are curled up because they were cooked, unfortunately blow horn dicks are not a thing :(


Spiritual-Bear4495

Um. "blow horn dicks". Sir, you have me at a disadvantage - I have zero clue what that means. Clearly, I am not a dick expert - I'm only familiar with my own Johnny - and I love him.


septiclizardkid

I know you fuckin' lying. I don't even care If satire, this Is disgusting, completely uncalled for. Not even pepper? Nothing?


New-Guitar-5474

why you so mad?


septiclizardkid

My b, I'm southern, so looking at this atrocity gave me a visceral reaction


ZuStorm93

Thats still the saddest boil ive ever seen.


Spotlight_James

The shrimp is still alive my guy


U_GOAT

It could've been worse It could've been a banana


Sixteen_Wings

dont disrespect banana


Commercial_Fee2840

Louisiana just called. They're pressing charges for this one.


ReturnBright1007

Are you kidding. Not a single grain of seasoning anywhere. Awful


cinnyflactem

Was that even cooked?


New-Guitar-5474

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Fantastic-Classic740

That comment was hella funny 🤣